#cause everyone knows I'm dead serious caus ei have done that before
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#Man I love that thing that happens once in a while where I just tell everyone in the house#hey heads up yall can't touch the kitchen for the next 3 hours if I see anyone here I will hit em with a broom/trapeador#cause everyone knows I'm dead serious caus ei have done that before#I'm just a violent little guy who fucking hates anyone stepping on my damn wet floor#I am the kitchen warden and I fuckin act like it. I'll brral your wrist if ya dont clean the dam stove after using it ya bitch
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