#cause canon malleus is just a gargoyle nerd who wants to make friends with others and yap about his interests like normal teenagers do | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

s0mething27 · 1 month ago

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FRRRRR like I did not know he would be THAT popular

the amnt of people that wanna fuck malleus is astounding to me. hes emotionally attached to a tamagotchi and the person who was supposed to teach him abt sex was lilia "do it for the bit" vanrouge u think that man knows what a vagina is???????????????

#haha i would not f canon malleus but i would f fanon malleus #cause canon malleus is just a gargoyle nerd who wants to make friends with others and yap about his interests like normal teenagers do #but fanon malleus is uhhh #(looks at all the yandere fics abt him and over-sexual they made him due to being a dragon and for some reason making him have 2 ds...)#you get the point.#canon lilia is def a virgin cause im pretty sure he wouldnt do those sort of stuff on a whim or just for fun #and if he did he would prob be married by now.#which he isnt.#but i think it's cute how some of the fanon show him as a sex master #i don't mind #i would smash both canon and fanon lilia #hehe :3

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