#cause I’m in desperate need of some puss in boots fanfics

[rainbow-beanie]

I’m thinking that after the events of the last wish, puss would have to get used to being careful about certain things. Which is absurd cause he is puss in boots! he shouldn’t be afraid of danger, danger should be afraid of him! but thankfully he’ll have help from both kitty soft paws and purrito, since I’d imagine kitty would be the holder of the brain cell majority of the time.

Puss, looking at a menu in a seafood restaurant: hey! that shrimp fried rice looks awfully tasty, tell me- I’m sure you must get this question a lot but- is it true that a shrimp fried this rice?

Kitty groans as she leans over and covers her face as purrito starts laughing from beside her, thinking that puss had made a joke, even though the tomcat had been dead serious, which just made it worse. “dios mío…”

Kitty shortly afterwards carries several epi pens on her, cause puss had actually tried to eat the shrimp fried rice and had an allergic reaction to it. Thankfully someone in the restaurant had an epi pen on them, and ran over and administered the shot (puss was so dazed at this point that he didn’t even notice) which thankfully worked it’s magic and saved his life.

Shortly after puss had fully recovered from his near death experience, kitty almost strangled him when he told her that something like that had happened before “So, your telling me….THAT YOUR ALLEGIC TO SHELL FISH. AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO TELL ME!?”

Puss, confused: what? I’m not allergic to shell fish, I’m allergic to shrimp.

Kitty: *Clenches paws so tight that her knuckles crack* Eres. tan. estúpido.