#caty-314

[childotkw]

Harry has a vision in the middle of class of two lovely doves students who have skipped class together. They’re so engrossed in one another as they sneak around that one of them (somehow) trips off the top of the grand staircase.

Harry ‘wakes up’ and goes tearing out of the room without saying a word. (Well, maybe he swears, but who wouldn’t, seeing that.) He gets there just in time to save the student before they hit the bottom.

Everyone is in awe of his powers, but Harry’s just cross about it.

(Those two students suffer the worst detention he’s given out to date.)

Harry gets so sick of all these horny fucking teenagers nearly dying that he just goes on a rant that ends in:

[earthphoenixstories]

@wynnefic @hiredhorse @queerofthedagger @differenteagletragedy @batsutousai @kitastrophea @minryll @minthe-drawings @caty-314 @sugar-omi @elysiasong @zombu7 @glorilian

🩷💕SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING! ✨💕🩷

Tysm <3

[merlinoutofcontext]

bow down!

[peaceheather]

#3

This should not be as funny as it is.

[lao-pendragon]

Don’t mind me as I go through and like every single one of your Merthur comics! 🥰 (Or, all the ones that came up on my search... 😅) ❤️❤️❤️

Ooooh not a problem, I wish you lots of fun ;D for those who are interested, my comics are all listed on my tag page and can also be found under the tag #merthur comic

[earthphoenixstories]

@wynnefic @hiredhorse @caty-314

I saw this and thought of you guys. 😘

WIP game! thanks for the tag @listentothelittlebird, i hope you're doing well <3

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

so i will Not be posting the names of all the wips i have, because there were 40ish the last time i counted and that was over a year ago. instead, allow me to offer you the 9 docs i have accumulated and optimistically left open in tabs over the last six months.

antlers hyunin

2. junhao single parent magic

3. cloudbabies

4. hyunho catboys get along shirt

5. missed you

6. batkisser

7. The Coffee Shop Agenda

8. why can't you want me, baby (what can i do?)

9. owl hyunho

i don't know if i Know 9 people to tag... @skz-vla, @kokoskwark, @telomirage, @isjeonginsoup, @the-sunshine-dragon, @allthefoolishdreams. i don't want to bother anyone else haha so that will do for now. absolutely no pressure to do this if i tagged you btw!! feel free to ignore it if you don't want to do this

[hellionhpau]

Brand New!

@caty-314 I made this Tumblr. I’m going to post the first few chapters of the Hellion piece on this AO3 account: https://archiveofourown.org/users/DeanJHarrison/pseuds/DeanJHarrison/

I know I still have three (two and a half) chapters to finish, but I’m going to attempt a “posting schedule”, to post a chapter every Friday, and I hope that will give me the time and incentive. 

[dannifielding]

Hi Sweetness. *hugs*

Hey sweetie :)

[incorrecttomarryquotes]

Harry hugging Hermione: (whispers) No Homo

Hermione: What the f-

[merlinfic]

Merlin Emrys and the Legend of Excalibur

Author: one_more_page

Rating: T

Setting: Other AU — Harry Potter

Word Count: 179,900

Summary: 

The Minister is dying, the Wizarding World is experiencing a coup, the most powerful Seer in a century is getting visions from the past, and Merlin is just trying to get through his Sixth Year without murdering Arthur Pendragon.

OR

Merlin: The Hogwarts AU.

Thanks to @caty-314 for sending in this rec!

[atlantablack]

the rules: tag five or more people that you are thankful for in your 2020, that you’re thankful exists in a world that’s hard to live in. whether that be through random reblogs on your posts, or people you have had full blown conversations with. whether it’s just seeing them on your dash, or interacting with them

No one tagged me but I’ve been wanting to do one like this ❤️❤️

@kitastrophea @queerofthedagger @being-luminous @wynnefic @caty-314 @jadejabberwock @captainremwrites I can’t think of anyone else from the server on tumblr 😂 if I forgot someone I love you too and pls respond to this and remind me that you’re on this hell site with me 💕💕💕

[childotkw]

Others: What are you planning to do on these… ‘camps’. They’re just a waste of time if the children aren’t learning anything.

Harry: Well, I thought that each year we’d run a big project, in and around other, more fun focused, activities. I’ve got a few in mind for the first couple of years.

Others: Oh? And what are they?

Harry: The first year I thought we could try to breed a kind of invincible, but not immortal, rooster.

Others: ….why?

Harry: Well, I wouldn’t want to breed immortal roosters. That’s just cruel.

Others: Right. And why roosters?

Harry: Oh- *waves hand dismissively* in case of rogue basilisks.

Others: 😰

Others: And the other years?

Harry: We’re going to study Dementors, learn the Patronus charm, and learn why it’s a very bad idea to mess with your soul.

Others: …..

Others: Didn’t you say you were accepting 11 year olds to this camp??

Others: those sound like very...specific lessons

Harry: do they? i hadn't realised, i just do what the voices tell me to

[queerofthedagger]

Summoning Circle

Question: If one could put five fanfics/books in a pentagram to summon you, what would that be?

Tagged by: All my favourite people, @atlantablack-but-shitposting @kilgharrahandaithusa @wynnefic & @being-luminous ❤❤

I think I’m going to go with only books because otherwise I’ll comb through my ao3-bookmarks for ages, only to despair. 

1. Terry Pratchett - Mort

I love the whole disc worl series a lot, but this book is maybe the one I read most. I just generally love the premise as Death as a “person,” but this just -- cats love him, and he’s this snarky but actually pretty kind character. And the whole imagery of his “realm” probably has a lot of influence on my own writing. I even have a tattoo of him because god, this book. ❤

2. Jane Austen - Emma

This is a tie with “Pride & Prejudice,” but I sometimes feel like Emma is under-appreciated so I’ll go with this one. I love books where the main character is just - a bit annoying. A bit stupid and mislead and ill-advised, but does grow eventually. And god, is Emma annoying and arrogant, but I also laughed a lot and face-palmed, and Jane Fairfax is a dear. I also just adored Highbury, and just - yeah. Fantastic book. 

3. Virginia Woolf - Orlando

Again, this is a tie with “The Waves,” but Orlando is just. Just - I think it was one of the first books that really made me comprehend how not being cis was always part of people, no matter at which part in history or what terminology people had for it. Not in the abstract, “well I know it must’ve always been a thing,” but in a tangible way. And this is such a great read, I don’t think I managed to put it down for longer than I needed to get something to drink in between. Her writing and the satire are just brilliant, and I loved everything about this. 

4. Markus Zusak - The Book Thief

I love historical fiction, and this is maybe one of the best books I’ve read about Nazi Germany. Nothing I could write here in three sentences could do it justice, so I’m simply begging you to read it yourself. 

5. Albert Camus - The Rebel 

This is the reason I’m studying Philosophy, hands down. It also changed my whole world-view and aproach to activism, even though I’ll say that Camus’ writing takes work to get through. It took me ages, but it was so, so worth it. It actually addresses the conflict between wanting to ���change the world’ and do ‘the right thing’ while also feeling powerless in the face of its cruelty. It doesn’t pretend to offer a (simple) solution, but it still really, really hit a nerve. On that note, “The Myth of Sisyphus,” “The Plague,” and “The Stranger,” are also all brilliant. Just - all of his books. The man was a genius. 

This still took longer than expected, and I feel like I could go on for another 10 books, but alright. Maybe I’ll just start doing recs. 

Tagging: @marshmallowmcgonagall @and-damntheconsequences @caty-314 @limonium-anemos and whoever else would like to do this! ❤

[dailydreamer57]

Tag 8 people you want to know better

I was tagged by @childotkw (😍)

Favorite Color: I could never decide between Red or Green xD

Last song: Yula - Fade Away

Favorite musicians: I have too many

Last movie: Love and Monsters (2020)

Last TV show: Alex Rider (2020) I was gonna advice it to you @childotkw seeing as you loved the books, it's different from the books from what I read from them but still good!

Favorite Characters: Harry Potter, Voldemort/Tom Riddle, Hannibal Lecter, Will Graham, Sherlock Holmes, Arya Stark, Agni and Ezra (Immunity by Epic Solemnity), Raina (Consuming Shadows by Child_OTKW).

Sweet, spicy, or savory: savory

Bubbly water, coffee, or tea: Tea

Pets: I have a 4 month old ginger kitten called Fred/Freddy

I tag: (I'm trying to tag different one's than from child_OTKW tags)

@solemnitydreamer , @terrific-lunacy , @quillbreaker , @toast-ranger-to-a-stranger , @purplewitch156 , @obsidianpen , @vivypotter , @caty-314

[hpandthewb]

Three New Chapters Coming within the next few hours!

Hey guys!

I was hoping to do this much, much sooner, but here we are. In the next few hours, I will be posting chapters 8, 9, and 10! For your long, long wait, I give you these three chapters at once! Hopefully, you won’t have to wait nearly as long for the rest.

The next three chapters are (excerpts included):

Chapter Eight: King of the Crossroads (36 pages, 15694 words)

"I don't like it," Harry said. "I know, I know," Dean sighed, rubbing his face. "It's our best lead though." "And that's why you're my favourite," Crowley smirked. Harry scowled at him. "Kindly piss off." "And miss the chance to see how little it takes for you to go spare? Don't think so." "At least I'm not as bent as a nine-bob." "No, darling, you're just bent."

Chapter Nine: Pestilence (34 pages, 14761 words)

"Sam and Dean…" Cas said, sounding a bit careful. "They said that they saw you, with their own eyes, going toe to toe with Lucifer." "Yeah. And?" "And that should not be possible," he answered bluntly. Harry scoffed, watching Cas as Cas scanned the hallway, vigilant. "Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence." "You are powerful, Harry, don't get me wrong. And I remember sensing old power from your wand. But neither of you nor you combined should be powerful enough to meet Lucifer head-on."

Chapter Ten: Demon Deals and a Closed Bay (27 pages, 11989 words - WARNING FOR EXPLICIT SMUT)

In fact, Harry stopped listening to Dean altogether on the last stretch of road and just watched Dean talk. Dean was naturally expressive, eyebrows pinched in concentration on the road while the hand not on the steering wheel waved and gestured with his words. His lips would quirk every now and then, and he would glance over at Harry, as though checking he still had Harry’s attention. And though Harry probably wouldn’t be able to recall anything the man was saying - he thought it had something to do with cars - Dean definitely had his attention. He let his eyes roam over Dean, and his thoughts, undoubtedly let loose from drink, took a contemplative turn. It felt inevitable, in a strange, cosmic way. Dean felt inevitable. He was his own force of nature, as though he pulsed energy that Harry was innately gravitated toward.

*rubs hands* I’m excited to finally post again and share this with you! Thank you for your patience, and I do hope you like these.

A very loud and very grateful shout out to my beautiful betas @caty-314 and @zenithfall91. And of course the wonderfully talented @myrkky as well as @popjeckdoom for their amazing art!

[peaceheather]

#2

Snrrk