#cats are lactose intolerant LOL
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#mine#im crying#everyone draws her drinking milk but i think she cannot#cats are lactose intolerant LOL
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my worst trait as a pet parent is that i let alistair try any (non toxic) people food he might be interested in, but he has. such weird tastes for a cat. he’s only very rarely interested in meat (he does like tuna and salmon though), he doesn’t like cheese but loves cheese flavored crackers (fiend for cheezits), loves anything with carbs, loves desserts?? and cereal milk??? he likes cereal milk more than regular milk. he just tried to eat part of a biscoff cookie
#ik adult cats are lactose intolerant but it’s never a Lot#and it doesn’t seem to affect him at all#i think if it did make his stomach hurt he wouldn’t like it#one time i let him have a little salami (as a treat) and he then had some uhhhh GI issues#and he was SO mad at me he shat on my floor while i was looking at him#and then peed on my bed also while i was looking at him#things he had not done before and has not done since#anyway#gross tw lol#creamsicle warden#marc.txt
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Rocket and Milky Way!
🚀 Rocket - What do you do when you get new ideas midway through a story?
Simple! The incomplete nature of my project means i can weave things in until the final project is done. So I just add it in and that's that. Unless it's SUPER foundational to the project, I don't redo anything, I just add that idea or motif in when I can in the script/imagery/whatever else. The new ideas I get tend to be small things like this instead of whole plot beats, so it's easy (ish) to weave in lol.
If it is a big idea though, I'll literally rewrite a WHOLE arc to make the story make sense. I'm not kidding, I'll scrap EVERYTHING that gets in the way of a new, better vision if I feel that strongly about its inclusion. I've already done it once or twice for the prologue, since it's the newest part of the story and a good introduction makes for a good first impression. Killing your baby hurts, but it makes the story better in the long run!
🌌 Milky Way - What is the character development like for your characters? Do they change a lot or not much at all?
I was gonna draw a Chart Of Intent to explain how each one changes in the story, but I think it's kinda subjective in my case? To me they change a ton-a lot of them start out as people going through the motions to carving out a life for themselves without fear of their truth or other people's judgement. But to an audience I feel like they may come across as static/flat since the change is gradual and there are key aspects of the characters that won't change, even when they mature/grow into themselves and their "place" in the world.
Stuff like...some characters will always be confrontational and hotheaded, they just learn to tone it down or save it when it's time to be. Or some characters will always carry a torch for/adore another even as things develop and come out about their lover/friend/father figure/mother figure. That can be annoying or exhausting to read, like drama for the sake of drama, even if it is "realistic"-I notice that in fandom, character growth only registers with the fanbase when all negative traits are scrubbed away so that's my frame of reference for all of these assumptions (that and some feedback I've received about the work before about character personalities/expression).
But I like this kind of slow, letting-characters-be-wrong-and-annoying type of writing since it gives the illusion of a living, breathing person, it allows for the kind message to sink in, and with voice acting this drama-esque way of writing REALLY brings them to life. It's dynamic! It allows character growth to feel more satisfying to watch! To me. Lol
#asks#I actually might still make a little chart since it would be handy to have floating around#just for people to find as the series trucks along lol. though this is still assuming that future me has the same plans as present me#I'm also not sure my essay even answers the question but uhhhh TLDR; Luana goes from ''I'm autistic and weird and no one likes me'' to-#''I'm autistic and weird and no one likes me! Yipee! And people actually do like me rabbit-goat-cat thing and all-''#''I'm just in my own head too much." Now copy paste for a lot of the younger cast#it (the character arcs) isn't all about overcoming ostracization but alienation is a big part of every character's arc#anyways. Little chart of intent later! I'm fighting lactose intolerance right now. big time.
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Cats shouldn't be kept outside (they're an environmental disaster bc they kill a lot of small animals bc cats like to hunt, they aren't doing it out of hunger they're doing it for fun and practice and also it reduces your pets lifespan significantly so if the environment doesn't do it for you love for your pet should be enough to keep em inside) but also the indoor cat throwing up on your bed after drinking milk is because adult cats are lactose intolerant and should not be drinking milk!! Kittens should be fed kitten milk specifically, which can be found in the pet section of your local grocery stores!
Your daily dose of cat memes
#i know cats drinking milk is A Trope but cats are lactose intolerant dont feed them milk lol#my cats love cheese which they also shouldnt eat but i do give em each a sprig because id also eat cheese if i was tactose intolerant lmao#and NO cats being indoor outdoor doesnt make them HAPPIER it just puts them in a shit ton of danger because some cat owners#are lazy animal abusers who decide their cat yelling to go outside to do something they never should have been allowed to do#is somehow more annoying and distressing than the fact that their cat could get poisoned 800 diseases or KILLED#outside bc what yall dont want to actually give your cats indoor entertainment? people who do and say shit like this#need to give their cats up to people who give enough shits about them to care for them properly
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My cat only loves me when I have yummy stuff smh
#rice rambles#got cuddles purely bc i was drinking milk lmao#he flopped over in my lap bc ive taught him not to steal without permission. he'll just be cute until i give him some#sometimes hes naughty and tries to steal but he's getting better aboug it lol#he did not get any milk tonight bc my mom woke up and he ran off#(its lactose free milk. the reason youre not supposed to give cats milk is bc theyre usually lactose intolerant)
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Been chilling just playing some Sims4 today and having 2 families I switch between as I try to get to their grandchild who is my true aim in creating all this (don’t question me here i have goals and if things aren’t 100% or at least like 10% as I want them with some chaos between i am not touching it) and some highlights include
FutureGranny1 ALWAYS washes her hands after wohooing her husband (i checked) She also decided to hate gardening and does it on her own anyway. She keeps leveling up and being miserable about it She and her husband are also both level 10 at fishing (they are vampires, I like to both have a plasma source AND make money on the side AND level a skill apparently) Speaking of vampire things-granny has anxiety about the sun AND calm emotions so she is just fine or generally happy bc calm emotions sits above sun anxiety on the priorities list(nice) She had her first child at home but finished trolling the forums first before she just shot the kid out in their bedroom This was also during a thunderstorm while christmas music was playing(her favourite music) So of course right after their daughter is born grandad goes and cradles and coos at her for AGES while granny dances to christmas music I aimed for twins and because that didn’t happen I had them immediately try for another baby(with success ofc) For this onw(also a girl lol) she went into labor to metal music but had the kid at the hospital because grandad really needed to drink and drain spirits works best with his perks and weaknesses-so while she gave birth he terrorized the staff(right after that their cat got hot paws and needed to go to the vet as well, hospitals all around) Other granny funfact is that she is the local crime boss while grandad was really unhappy and shit at his old job and now does part-time fishing
Family 2 isn’t as old yet but I wanted drama so recent things is FutureGranny2 went to cheat on her husband with the neighbour RIGHT after she had tried for a baby with her husband(also with success)-she then went to go flirt her way back into husbands good graces, wohood with him in the shower while the sidepiece was sleeping in her bed still only for her husband to become her ex due to cardiac arrest Also her children are just about to move out-one got accepted into uni about an hour after his dad died and the other started a new job as a stylist or whatever it’s called and was also supposed to move out soon She may be pregnant with twins again but idk yet :3c (drama~) Oh also after all that 2 earthquakes happened in quick succession just to pile more shit onto the day lol
#txts#sims4#me 'i am a bit bored-i wanna start a bit of drama because those two have started flirting on their own'#me 5minutes later: ah-i see#this is why you dont cheat kids#your husband will die of heart failure and you invite earthquakes into your home#AND your kid goes to uni even without any skills because my god#did he not want to do ANYTHING#his sister was fine-she learned a lot and was good overall#and he just...the best he did was lv3 in logic and smth in video games#like......tf did you even DO#aside from eating cake despite being lactose intolerant and many milk free leftovers being around HUH#favourtism is blatant here#i am sorry but when he turned into a teen his base hair was the cat ears one#which was the first red flag uwu#i changed it but i guess you cant change a heart.....#well you can into a cardiac arrested-heart i guess#anyhow i've been having fun with that lol
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Made "coffee" for the first time in years let's see if my body is ok with it now that I use oat milk instead of cream
#i say 'coffee' because its like more than 50% oat milk and sugar lol#last time i had it i was still denying my severe lactose intolerance and so it may have uh...tainted the experience#im staying up super late tonight to get laundry done so i can focus on cooking and cat care tomorrow
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me reading about foods that are toxic to cats and foxes, and seeing onions, garlic, and other vegetables in the allium family:
#stuff and things#i will not deprive my boys (gender neutral) of flavor#also i'm definitely not going with the ''cats shouldn't have dairy'' thing#Weiss is Swiss they need cheese#how're they supposed to have cheese fondue if they're lactose intolerant huh?#though lactose intolerant people are pretty famous for straight up ignoring their allergy lol#we'll see
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What if Mittens was lactose intolerant and didn't like seafood? Just breaking all the cat stereotypes lol.
Mittens voice NO SHIMP
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random ass headcanons (the curtis gang)
— dallas has asthma
— johnny's a sassy bitch (it's canon)
— sodapop's lactose intolerant (canon too, i think, idk)
— both two-bit and ponyboy have a shellfish allergy
— steve's allergic to lemons
— dallas has a pet cat that no one knows about
— darry loves kids/babies
— johnny wacks people with his crutches when they piss him off (rip two-bit)
↑ did i mention that johnny's irritable? 'cause he is.
— soda loves braiding hair
— darry can't cook, but he can bake
— ponyboy bites everything and everyone just because
↑ they're also really strong. they've surprised people with their strength. especially in rumbles.
— dally has a hard time finding clothes/shoes that fit 'cause bro's just so fucking ginormous (he takes after his dad in physique)
— steve loves elvis presley. and he sounds just like him when he sings.
— darry had his first kiss with paul (they were drunk, lol)
↑ i hc them to be (very) toxic exs
— ms. mathews adopts johnny after the events of the book, so he and two are brothers (literally). they're one big happy family 🥰✨🫶
↑ mrs. cade gets thrown in the slammer and mr. cade is sent to an asylum (i hc that he's severaly mentally ill)
— two-bit is THE BEST cook you will ever meet in your life
↑ and yes, i see those hcs that say they'd burn down the house, but this is my au and this is how i view the character, so shh
— sodapop's allergic to cats
· this is literally how they argue. no exaggeration. ↓
↑ this does not stop him from petting/playing with them though. he'll come home covered in hives 'n shit and darry just sighs so loud (bro's tired af)
— dallas and darry argue like an old married couple 😭✋
#the outsiders#the outsiders headcanons#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#dallas winston#sodapop curtis#johnny cade#steve randle#two-bit mathews#the curtis gang
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I've lost count but here's another "Sht my friends say as pjo characters" pt like 7???: Also side note sorry if I'm repeating these idr the last one i did lol:
Jason: I opened my glasses case and started panicking because I couldn't find my glasses... I'm literally wearing them
Leo: if I ever have a son ill take every chance to laugh at him
Reyna: Thalia the love magnet. She got b*tches (romantic) when all she wanted was b*tches (platonic) (Gojolover69, see last quotes post by @wraith--2)
Leo: so you're a ho*n't (same person above)
Piper: Stole scientific equipment and everything and we found out the smallest thing in the galaxy is the size of our patience because we gave up the search and stole a gazillion dollar dildo ( @wraith--2 )
Leo:....calculator
Reyna: You're a calculator
Leo: are you calling me smart?
Reyna: no I'm calling you a tool
(I'm Leo and @thatonelazyghost is Reyna here)
Piper: Coach keeps going on about ppl who aren't in and he's like and then there's Annabeth who's broken her ankle ( @wraith--2 )
Will: I'm gay, I have the spidey sense for rainbow things ( @indecisivenb)
Nico: it's not gay if it's from behind
Nico: I'm ready to leave now
Nico: like I'm done
Nico: too peopley
Nico: nvm coach gave me a maulteaser
(Me on my last day of college)
Annabeth: You absolute bean of a human
Piper: Hi its me, Percy, a twink! ( @thatonelazyghost)
Leo: I put Frank down because he's lactose intolerant (me)
Leo: dismember my body and stick me in a lightning McQueen coffin ( @wraith--2 )
Nico: what's your sexuality
Ghost swings it back and forth*
Nico writing down bi: Ah you swing both ways ( @wraith--2 )
Reyna about Leo: DAM bros balls didn't drop
Leo: ...and the tip was empty
Mr D about Connor and Travis: ITS THE F*CKING TWINS!!! WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT?! THAT GUY HAD THE F*CKING ZOOMIES HE HAD PLACES TO GO AND PEOPLE TO SEE
Nico: is anyone gonna pay attention to the fact Leo's dead?
Leo: THANK YOU!
Nico: You're dead shut up
(Nico is @thatonelazyghost and I'm Leo here)
Luke: I'm no p*ssy ill skin my victims infront of the lifeguard ( @wraith--2 )
Leo: like do you moan daddy, mammy or parental???
Playing stardew valley*
Nico: I love Willy
Everyone dies*
Percy: I love cream in my mouth! (Ider the context for this I just know the sake friend said the quote above this one too so it may be smth to do with that idr)
Leo: I don't need a psychiatrist I- ( @duckbakery)
Piper: you need God (Gojolover69)
Playing DnD*
Leo: I also successfully charmed a woman at the bar, then Nico ( @duckbakery ) goes
"The woman leads you away"
Everyone else: "ohh wait hold on ooo whats going on, dayum"
Nico: "you come back 2 minutes later"
Everyone dying laughing
Nico: "you went into a private room but couldn't stop talking about pirate ships so she gave up"
Alex Fiero (I think that's their name? I haven't read Magnus yet): Oh so YOU'RE the gender goblin ( @thatonelazyghost )
Mr D: I'm literally the god of gender identity, furries and monsters
Piper: I want someone to yippee on my body ( @thatonelazyghost )
Leo: Leo you should know better its because of your feminism you f*cking freak
Annabeth: Freaky feminists have got to be my favourite breed of gender (she was totally talking about Thalia here) ( @wraith--2 )
Calypso: Leo always finishes early
Leo: ye I do- WAIT WHAT?! ? ( @duckbakery )
Playing stardew*
Piper: LEOS A WOMAN
Piper: OMG HIS NAMES EMO-LY
(Me about another friend)
(Pic of character at end of post)
Nico: do you have any food?
Hades: Nope ( @duckbakery )
Nico: guess I'll die then
Thalia: I have a dead cat in my shed
Hazel: OMG PICS
Thalia: Read that again
Hazel: OH OH NO OH NO OH NOOOOOOOO I DIDNT SEE THE WORD DEAD
(I was Hazel here)
Rachel: I do other stuff than being ginger ( @duckbakery )
Percy: If you don't sleep rn im gonna call you tickle tipsin
Annabeth: ... what ( @duckbakery )
Nico: call me what now (me)
Percy: it's from the "it's been a year daddy" video you freaky f*cks
Nico: it's a beautiful day outside... f*ck- (GojoLover69)
Playing stardew valley*
Piper: annabeth ya know he likes pickles right?
Me: ya
Hazel: who like pickles?
Piper: Harvey
Hazel: divorse him!
Piper: ye he clearly likes men
(I'm annabeth and @duckbakery is piper here)
(The text was sent too early)
Percy: sorry I'm late I got blown
Percy: into smithereens
( @duckbakery )
Percy: This is more zesty than Piper and that's saying something ( @wraith--2 )
Leo to Jason: F*cking senile b*tch
Jason: I'm older and wiser except I'm not smart ( @duckbakery)
Piper: forget the fact I split a gay man in half in the gc ( @wraith--2 )
Coach Hedge to frank: why did you feel the need to @everyone about percy and annabeth getting 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ( @thatonelazyghost )
Annabeth: oooh eloquent 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ( @wraith--2 )
Reyna: Perchance you can suck my d*ck ( @wraith--2 )
Leo: Perchance you can commit tax fraud with me (Gojolover69)
Piper: Perchance we can stab ppl together ( @wraith--2 )
Percy: Perchance. Get on the f*cking boat and let's hunt 😈 (Gojolover69)
Rachel: perchance 7 half bloods shall answer the call to storm or fire the world perchance must fall with an oath to keep with a final breath perchance as foes bear arms to the doors of death perchnace (me)
Nico to will: Perchance you and me should fall into tartarus ( @wraith--2 )
Thalia: perchance we should all hug and kiss in a platonic way ( @thatonelazyghost )
Reyna: Perchance that is an excellent suggestion (Gojolover69)
Reyna: Perchance I shall kiss Thalia completely platonically ( @wraith--2 )
Percy: perchance that platonically is bs (me)
Reyna: Lies I'm off at sea and don't see Thalia every morning ( @wraith--2 )
Percy: i know for sure you've found a way regardless ( @thatonelazyghost )
Reyna: I feel like this is bullying ( @wraith--2 )
Leo: guys we need to do among us in real life ( @duckbakery )
Annabeth: That's already a game Leo, it's called mafia ( @thatonelazyghost )
Percy: I see you've grown a brain can you share (friend from work)
Thalia: the need to refer to eachother as "love", "dear" and "pookie" is strong but the aro is stronger ( @thatonelazyghost )
Piper: this whole group is secretly but not very secretly a big polyamorous relationship ( @thatonelazyghost )
Reyna: So glad the sex aversion in me is strong cause imagine the stds going round this place my God ( @wraith--2 )
Annabeth: i'm iconic i'm quotable and i'm autistic ( @thatonelazyghost )
Leo: Are you a heinz baked beans, extra rich tomato sauce-sexual? (Gojolover69)
Percy: So my mam booked me and my sister a swimming lane for tmr morning, and I'm like oh dear God mother, u do know I'm currently blasting liquid magma from my a*s, which travels at super sonic speeds, do you reckon this is safe for public health? (Gojolover69)
#omg theres so many quotes fcking hell#percy jackson#sht my freinds say#my friends as#pjo incorrect quotes#pjo#hoo#heroes of olympus#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#rick riordan#riordanverse#will solace#leo valdez
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My brain wants to be sad today (no real reason or anything, just like wanting to see chain whumped and stuff lol) so what if Wild did have allergies that cats do like a lot r lactose intolerance. So he drinks milk and gets a terrible stomach ache or worse and is just so sad about it bc he loves milk and dairy but while stuck as a cat he can’t and so yeah. He just is sulking and stuff and chain doesn’t understand y he’s so sad bc “isn’t it normal for cats to be allergic to milk?” And plus, they really think he’s a cat so ud think he’d be used to it by now anyway but yeah lol. That’s all.😭😂
Wild, trying to cook with onions and garlic because they are both wonderful key ingredients that everyone should use, but then realising that he can't eat ANY of it?
He's so mad. And the rest of the Chain are both touched that he cooked them something delicious that he can't actually eat and also kind of horrified that he put himself in a situation where he was so close to something he can't have.
Silly cat man! He should have known he can't have those!
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Heathers Headcanons that Live Rent-Free in my Brain
(Some of these are new, some have been rotting in my notes app since January lol also LONGPOST WARNING up ahead.)
Veronica:
Was also a wolf kid (iykyk), wore those dog ear headbands to school from the middle of 3rd to the beginning of 5th grade
Has a pet corn snake named Cornelius. She's had him since she was 12 and loves him dearly
Can't even be trusted with a toaster in the kitchen, can and will find a way to set something on fire
Her favorite movie series is Indiana Jones. She loves the thril of the action scenes and the concept of carefree adventuring
Fucking unstoppable at just dance. She wins by a landslide every time
Had one of those giant picture encyclopedias as a kid
Despite spending so much time journaling and studying people's handwriting, hers is still a mesy disaster (this annoys Chandler to no end)
Likes to doodle in her journal too
has been journaling almost every day since she was 8. She keeps all of her old finished journals in a locked box under her bed
Loves making friendship bracelets for everybody she appreciates
Was absolutely a band kid. She played trumpet but quit sophomore year because she couldn’t stand Kurt and Ram anymore (they were just there to get some elective credits in)
Heather Chandler:
Hates everyone except her favorite three people (Duke, Mac, and Ronnie) And sometimes even them
Gets fucking livid when people touch her stuff without asking (this includes Veronica)
Especially if you touch her hair/skincare stuff (which is one of those 989,752,300 step process ones)
If she doesn’t get her beauty sleep, she’s even more of a megabitch than usual
Super protective of her friends and loyal to a fault. Once you're in her inner circle, there's no escape
Speaks french fluently
Most of the time she spends with her parents is on the whole-summer trips to France they drag her on. She despises these with a burning passion
Learned how to paint in France, and she's gotten pretty good at it over the years
Has gorgeous, looping cursive handwriting and insists on writing everything in red ballpoint pen. (Her teachers hate this)
Almost always has really vivid lucid dreams. She writes them down in a dream log and they’re her main artistic inspiration
Secretly loves Romance novels. Will read them and giggle like an excited 12-year-old when she's alone
Heather McNamara:
Was super clumsy before she started cheer. It’s definitely not as bad as before, but it’s still there. She’ll still trip over her own feet sometimes
Lactose intolerant, but her favorite drink is milk
Loves to click her pens in class
Goes through chewing gum at frightening speeds (think a pack or more a day)
Is really close to her dad
Whenever her dad goes on a business trip, he brings her a new hair ribbon. She keeps them all in a drawer in her nightstand.
Was the biggest horse girl as a kid
Will still happily talk about horses for hours
Loves astrology even more. Her dad cuts out the horoscope section of the daily paper for her and she keeps them filed away by date and season
Loves to read her friends their horoscopes
Definitely has a million constellation/planet charts all over her walls
If it doesn't have mustard on it, she won't eat it
Carries around a bottle of spicy mustard for this exact reason
Heather Duke:
Literally like 5'0 (152.5 cm)
Will not be caught dead without her heels on
Has two younger siblings, Hunter (12) and Hannah (also 12, they’re twins)
Has a black cat named Gatsby
Gatsby loves to curl up on her neck when she reads, and she’ll absentmindedly scratch behind his ears
Her parents forced her to play the piano from like 1st grade onwards. She has the skills of a concert pianist but hates the instrument with a burning passion
Her car is a 1980 Jeep CJ5
Secretly really likes cars. Will talk to McNamara about cars while McNamara reads her horoscope
Loves to fix her friends' cars
DESPISES condiments. She believes that if you can't eat it plain, it's not worth eating. (the exception to this is hotsauce lol)
Has a bunch of cute stationary and study materials (y'know, all the glittery gel pens and color-coded sticky notes) but uses them for the dumbest things
JD:
5’10 and still growing
Was really into dinosaurs when he was younger. He still has a collection of little plastic ones in his room that he sometimes (though he’d never admit it) gets out and plays with
Cooking shows are his guilty pleasure. He fucking loves being in the kitchen, it’s almost as safe to him as a 7/11
He cooks as a form of self-expression
Loves to bake too, will make things for his friends
Tried to make Chandler an apology cake one time (which did NOT end well for either of them)
One of his most prized possessions is the blue and black friendship bracelet Veronica made for him when they met. He wears the damn thing everywhere and it’s getting beat up
Loves to take walks alone in the dark or the rain. He thinks it’s nice and peaceful
Constantly losing pens. Was it the trenchcoat's fault? Probably. Will he get out of the trenchcoat? Absolutely not.
Hope you found some you enjoy lol, PLEASE feel free to add on/tell me your own/send requests for more!
#scrunchie's ramblings#heathers#heathers headcanons#heathers 1988#heathers the musical#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#heather duke#heather mcnamara#jason dean
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Hi friend can I request some Sodapop hcs if you have any 🤗 been thinking abt him a lot lately ❤️🎞️
Ofc!!
Soda was a very jealous little kid with Pony
He was really upset he wasn’t the baby of the family anymore and little three year old Soda would shoot Pony the nastiest looks I swear
He used to just talk to little baby Pony like “you know we’re never gonna be friends, right 😡”
look at them now lmao-Soda gets embarrassed as hell whenever Darry brings this up
Soda would also try and push Pony down whenever he stood up to walk and his parents had to sit him down and talk to him after that
They explained that just because Pony was new to the family didn’t mean that he was gonna be forgotten, so Soda kinda loosened up
He hates his brown eyes. He wishes they were blue. He loves blue eyes
He’s lowkey kind of jealous of Darry’s eyes lol
Soda was the kind of kid to find those daddy long legs spiders and just pick them up and pluck their legs off
Him and Steve would do this. It’s how they became friends actually. Steve just came up and was like “sick” and him and Soda became friends
Pony’s first full word was Soda and he never lets him forget it (don’t tell him but it was actually dada-he just insists he heard Soda lmao)
‘Soda is the smallest out of the curtis boys in the end at around 5’7’’ or so-because of this he’ll just burrow into Pony or Darry’s laps like a cat
Everyone assumes he hates being shorter but he loves it because he’s small enough to be cuddled by the two
His appetite is insane. He could eat the entire McDonalds menu and still ask for dessert
When he finally fills himself up though he doesn’t shut up about it-he’s always like “ohh my god I’m stuffed!” and whoever he’s with will just smack him upside the head
He is kind of oblivious to when women flirt with him like they could be asking for his number and he’d be like “oh they wanna be friends!”
He doesn’t dare after Sandy and if he were to he would honestly be really closed off and anxious
He’s lactose intolerant but can’t live without root beer floats
He loves Coke-it’s his favourite kind of soda. Him and Pony will have full blown arguments about whether coke or pepsi is better
He swears the least out of the brothers tbh
Him and Two Bit can NOT under any circumstances be together alone. You saw what happened with the aerobatics
He gets zoomies when he’s excited. Darry and Pony have had to chase him inside on more than one occasion because he got too excited on more than one occasion
He loves listening to music. He especially loves upbeat music because it always puts him in a good mood
He’s definitely straight but he’s the gayest straight you’ll ever meet
He def pulls that “no homo” shit with Steve
He used to have a lisp
He has a tooth gap that he’s lowkey kinda insecure about
He’s terrified of shots. He makes Darry hold his hand and will scream like he’s being murdered
Piano music makes him emotional because he remembers when his mom used to play and he misses her a lot
He has really muscular arms from working on cars
He’s always without a doubt starving when he’s done with work. When Darry picks him up he brings a little bit of food with him because he can’t put up with Soda whining lol
Soda is def the extrovert who adopted Johnny. He brings Johnny to social events and probably has tried to set him up before Johnny started telling him he wasn’t interested
Two Bit and Soda go on heists together like they’ll literally do the lamest shit like steal gas station candy and act like they’re smuggling nuclear codes
He has the nicest laugh ever-idk how to describe it but it’s one of those cute laughs where he gasps for air
If he’s belly laughing he actually snorts lmao
He has very ticklish armpits and the sides of his ribs are off limits because you can’t even touch him there without him bursting out laughing
He throws his head back a bit when he laughs too
He has the most perfect smile too. Ever since he was a kid.
He’s terrified of spiders
Hope this is good!!
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I can't help but notice that Ody said "drink milk and die." Are me Mews and Twos lactose intolerant, like real cats?
Yeppers, like real cats the squad are all lactose intolerant! Besides the residence glitches of course!
So it’s a common insult tossed back and fourth between the kiddos! However I’m debating if Ody is or not… he may be exempt given his situation, so him and Decamark can sit in their feigned superiority of being able to digest chocolate milk lol
Lovely asker: @violetjazz25
#and I am also unable to digest lactose enzymes#yet it did not stop me from furiously drinking a milkshake infront of ash au’s#Ehe#ask#violetjazz25#starintheday
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HURT: a sans au x female oc fanfic.
author ramble: noel is the mc, third person bc i can’t write in anything else, noel is a fucking simp for error but i can’t blame her, that man is sexy ong, BISEXUAL MC YES GOD, noel has a gender crisis idk, she uses she/her for now tho, lots LOTS of cursing like noel has no filter, mainly bad sans but i might toss ink and a couple others in there idk, she’s a monster, MC is NOT human 😅😅, zombie mc YESSSS, mc is sick of everyone’s dumbass questions, physical illness suffering mc, mc has OP magic, mc used to be human but shhhhhh 😵💫🤫🤫, mc has non-binary shape-shifting older sibling 🤗🤗, lots of trauma, sarcastic and passive agressive mc, she’s a likin park fan, schizophrenic mc, fucking batshit mentally ill crazy mc undercover, gore, light body horror, bad flirting, too many puns go away, humour, eventual romance, mc fucking loves baking, mc loves cheese and diet coke, neol fucks around and finds out, W’s in the chat, FUCK IT INKS A LOVE INTREST TOO, Noel does NOT like ink at the start, error loves that, bottom mc on my soul she is, tsundere mc??, she’s korean and so is her older sibling, english is not her first language, google translate, she’s so sexy, asexual / not really into / considering sex oc?? asexual (????) i don’t even know, the furthest i’ll probably write is making out / a little touching but that’s it, HYPERSEXUAL older sibling lol, dust and nightmare know korean, noel when dust speaks korean: 🤭🤭😵💫😵💫😣, noel when nightmare speaks korean: 💀💀😒😒🙂↔️🤨, is my error bias showing with this or no, noel is a type 1 diabetic, she’s also lactose intolerant but loves cheese idk, she also is fucking addicted to chai drinks, chronic insomina, like it’s so bad this bitch is CHUGGING nightquil while dream’s and nightmares powers don’t do SHIT. possesive everyone besides Noel because she isn’t crazy (lie), yanderes?? yeah probably, oh my god this is so long, killer being her number one opp (also a massive flirt), nightmare being an asshole for like…99% percent of the time, dust just being husband material, horror force feeding her idk, cross being husband material too (i love him holy shit he’s so FINE GAWDDD), error being a little shit and making noel lose her shit, kind of ooc error because im crazy about them, all the skellies use he/him fuck u, i’m fucking in love with error, the brainrot help, mc hates this shit, mc sleeps with stuffed animals, mc loves horror movies, mc is actually really smart, ERROR HAS FIVE TONGUES HOLY SHIT!!!, NOEL PULLS ALL THE BITCHES ON ACCIDENT????
GENERAL RAMBLE: INTRODUCTION CHAPTER, CURRENT PROGRESS 0/45 CHAPTERS.
TW FOR ENTIRE STORY, BUT CHAPTERS WILL HAVE THEIR SEPREATE TW’s!!!
PLAYLIST:
POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE
BY NATASHA BEDINGFUL
HELL YEAH
BY JULEZ SANTANA, AUGUST ALSINA
PITBULL TERRIER
BY DIE ANTWOOD
LOCKJAW
BY SIR-MIX-ALOT
USE YOUR HEART- INTERLUDE
BY SWV
ANIMAL ATTRACTION
BY SHE WANTS REVENGE
MONOLITH
BY TWIN TRIBES
WHY’S EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME
BY BLOODHOUND GANG
THE MEAT GRINDER
BY JAPANESECOFFEE
BROWN SHUGA
BY SIR-MIX-ALOT
FARBEN (ALARM MIX)
BY ORANGE SECTOR
LIVING DEAD GIRL
BY ROB ZOMBIE
TRON CAT
BY TYLER THE CREATOR
SERIAL KILLER
BY SLAYYYTER
GOTTASADAE
BY BEWHY
YOU ARE ALSO LIKE ME
BY NASTYONA
CREEP
BY RADIOHEAD
LEAVING TONIGHT
BY THE NEIGHBOORHOOD
NO MORE
FREDDIE DREDD
ICH WILL
BY RAMMSTEIN
HOLY DIVER
BY KILLSWITCH ENGAGE
FLATLINE
BY JUSTIN BIEBER
CARRION
BY FIONA APPLE
WALTZ (BETTER THEN FINE)
BY FIONA APPLE
GET HIM BACK
BY FIONA APPLE
GIVEN UP
BY LIKIN PARK
THE DEVIL IN I
BY SLIPKNOT
POINTS OF AUTHORITY
BY LIKIN PARK
WITH YOU
BY LIKIN PARK
NIGHTMARE
BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
BURRIED ALIVE
BY AVENGED SEVENFOLD
DIVA
BY BEYONCE
SONG 2
BY BLUR
TAKE A LOOK AROUND
BY LIMP BIZKIT
PARANOID ANDROID
BY RADIOHEAD
HAND ME MY SHOVEL, I’M GOING IN!
BY WILL WOOD AND THE TAPEWORMS
RAH TAH TAH
BY TYLER THE CREATOR
JUST
BY RADIOHEAD
AESTHETIC:
Tags:
#sans undertale#undertale#sans au#dust sans#ink sans#killer sans#nightmare sans#error sans#cross sans#dream sans#sans x reader#sans x self insert#sans x oc
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