#catcher in the rye

[evilrobotdog]

Merry Christmas, please don’t call

[oldshowbiz]

A Collection of Claptrap

[dykeofmisfortune]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “catcher in the rye” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude where do the ducks in the lagoon in central park go... this whole city is filled with goddamn phonies

My buddy mark david chapman pacing: i need to kill john lennon

[maryhanaae4]

holden caufield

[angelsandfelines]

David talks books!📚

[tequilguy]

could not stop thinking about this

[rosquinn]

im seeing a lot of holden haters on the catcher in the rye tag again so id like to tap the sign

[evilrobotdog]

Cuz I ain’t got much

[plsdontpercieveme1234]

Rory and Jess reading problematic new york lit and listening to teenage dirtbag music because them

[enigmaticvariation]

one thing about me is that I do not play about catcher in the rye! like I'm sorry the traumatized mentally ill 16 year old is not acting in a mature enough manner for you! Surely the purpose of his thoughts and behavior is not meant to be a commentary on teenage mental illness and the way adults fail children and is instead bad writing that only manipulative and bad people enjoy and relate to.

[dykeofmisfortune]

i could narrate a book sooooo unreliably. i have that capacity. for instance i am gay and have nothing going on in my life and have a horrible tendency to romanticize the past

[maryhanaae4]

if a body catch a body

[autismguy55]

hi classic literature fans. do you guys fw catcher in the rye

[merridewsdew]

My custom made Holden Caufield plushie/doll. What do you think? 🚬🎠

[vessel214]

[rosquinn]

ok fine. holden caulfield from the hit novel the catcher in the rye smoking a fat blunt