#cat dad yoongi

[jjungkookislife]

Sleepy Decisions

pairing: bad decisions!yoongi x f. reader

genre: established relationship [18+]

summary: just a sleepy cat in search of her owners.

wc: 456

warnings: none? mostly Spider’s pov

date: January 29, 2023

Spider yawned before hopping off the couch. She stretches once her paws hit the floor and yawns once again before going to search for her humans.

Spider makes a stop in your bedroom first, pushing the door open and hopping on the bed. Hmm, not here. Upon realizing you’re not in your bedroom, she lifts a paw to lick it clean as she waits. She knows the two of you haven’t left. She’s been napping on the couch for hours and would have heard or seen one or both of you heading out.

In fact, it was she who had herded the two off for bed last night, meowing and nudging at your legs until you headed into the other bedroom.

Spider hopped off your bed, heading out of the bedroom and back into the hallway. She stops at the second bedroom, scratching and shoving at the door until it opens for her. She hops on the bed, ignoring the groan she hears as she steps over Yoongi’s body to squeeze in between the both of you. You get a face full of fur before rolling over to make room for her.

Spider has noticed you two sharing a bed more. She wonders if she should just come to bed in here instead to get cuddles from both humans. Might save her a trip, but then again, she likes having your empty bed to herself. She likes to splay out without being moved to the side or carried and then placed on the floor.

“I guess It’s time to get up,” Yoongi mumbles as he lies on his back. He rubs his eyes and sighs, sleep still lingering over him. He knows if he shuts his eyes, he won’t wake up for a few more hours. Spider nudges his chest, climbing over him and digging her paws into his ribs. Yoongi hisses.

“I guess you’re hungry, huh?” Yoongi asks Spider, and that’s enough to get him rising, setting Spider in his spot when he leaves it. You grumble something in response as Spider curls into your side, accepting pets for a moment before she nips at your hand and you scold her gently.

“No biting,” Spider ignores you as she nibbles on your palm. She loses interest and shuts her eyes, planning on a second nap when she hears the tinkle of food hitting her bowl. She’s alert, stepping over your arm in her rush to get out of bed. Yoongi chuckles when he sees her, smiling when she meows as he grabs her second bowl and adds some wet food.

“You’re just a good girl, aren’t you?” He asks her. Spider meows in response, and Yoongi wonders if she understands him. What a good girl.

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[taechest]

yoongi and his cats communicate meowing? 🤔

the concept of yoongi owning cats is really adorable, I'm melting :(

twt | ig

[fuyuseiza]

just a boy and his cat 🐈 🤍

[yoongisducky]

I won't let this go till yoongi shares his cat(s) with us

[jiminrings]

yoongi. A CAT. ms jay min rings pls elaborate on ur thoughts.

i love how our cat is finally known to the world <3 thank u for asking me abt my thoughts. pls respect us during this time 💗💗

[marxy-06]

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was supposed to post this a long time ago but tumblr didn't save...this got a little long, apologies (or you're welcome?)

Kim Seokjin

Replacement (@akinnie75)

The truth untold (@vminity21)

The flower bridge (@yoongsisbae)

Fall for me (@ebonyinktea)

Cinnamon bliss (@yoonia)

Glazed and dazed (@floralseokjin)

Voix (@yoonia)

With you (@yoonpobs)

I'm all yours (@sailoryooons)

Smile (@shuadotcom)

Scar kisses (@girl8890)

No pyjamas (@jinkookspencil)

Min Yoongi

No more (@gyukult)

Chocolate opal (@babesindestroyland)

Changing one's tune (@1uckygold)

Before you go (@sweetcarrotsandroses97)

Perfect for me (@7dipity)

Ps, is it okay if I start calling you dad (@btsficsandsuch)

The third & sixth (@jimlingss)

Insecurities (@taetae-mic)

Performance evaluation (@kookscrescent)

Tricks of the trade (@stutterfly)

I'll protect you (@glassbangtan)

My miss right (@lavenjoon)

Step up (or step out) (@hollyhomburg)

Never, never fall (@joheunsaram)

The seven year itch (@jimlingss)

The sweetest thing (@illneverrecover)

Ink petals (@yminie)

Quiet and qualms (@sugafreeagustd)

Illicit favors (@yoongiofmine)

Jung Hoseok

Outro: love is not over (@kiirokero)

Heaven sent (@aquagustd)

Sunshower (@jimlingss)

Unconditionally (@rmsrkive)

Kim Namjoon

The stand in (@yoonia)

The making of: Love (@inkjam-moon)

Easy, like sunday morning (@angelguk)

Inside my mind (@jimlingss)

Park Jimin

Into the wilderness (@gukyi)

Darling you're beautiful (@choking-on-tae)

Puppy steps (@simp-4-jm)

Strip (@yoonia)

A special gift (@peachy213jiminie)

Lovesick (@jimlingss)

My forever: Park Jimin (@bts-trash-blog)

The only way (@ethertae)

Exposure (@dreamyjoons)

Kim Taehyung

Charade (@ughcore)

Wabi sabi (@flurrys-creativity)

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A little while (@noteguk)

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Insomnia (@hobiwonder)

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Soju (@plvmkoo)

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1999 (@tattookoo)

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Brown-eyed baby (@jeonstudios)

Wrong time (@spideyjimin)

Cherry (@peachypinkygloss)

Off-league (@hansolmates)

For me (@personasintro)

OT7

Bon voyage: Into the sea (@yoongsisbae)

Thank you to all of the wonderful writers, ily <3

[ilys00ga]

𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝘂𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗲.

➞ pair: yoongi x female reader.

➞ word count: 1k

➞ synopsis: "yoongi and reader making a meal together for yoongi's parents" with a little bit of a domestic twist.

➞ genre: established relationship, husband!yoongi, dad!yoongi, just fluffy fluff fluff, they cook together, dad!yoongi, nothing goes wrong, dad!yoongi, just pure happiness, they also call it tooth-rotting fluff lol, did I mention: DAD!YOONGI ???, they have a babygirl uwu <33

➞ A/N: first off, thank u anon for sending me this super cute prompt, I loved it and had sm fun writing it!! second, EID MUBARAK TO MY FELLOW MUSLIMS OUT THEREEE <3 this is my lil gift for yall on this eid. it wasn't supposed to be this long tbh, and I haven't written anything for over a month, so, sorry if this is kind of messy and all over the place??? im trying to get my sht together again. but I really liked the prompt and!!! had to write it!!!! kkk enjoy bbys <3

ps. any form of feedback is reallyyyy appreciated. I live for compliments :) !

★ MASTERLIST.

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It was one warm spring morning.

Yoongi was back from a long series of concerts just a couple of days ago. Grateful to be finally home with the two people that mean the absolute world to him. Your cat was purring on his chest as the two of you laid on the bed, enjoying the quiet of Saturday that had just begun, when his mother called to announce that, later that evening, she and his father would be coming over.

One thing led to another, and there you stood with your husband in the kitchen. One was chopping ingredients up by the stove, the other handling a mixer. Your two years old baby girl, Nara, was sitting in her high chair somewhere away from the oven and any other harmful thing. What used to be your favorite playlists playing ever so softly in the background as you fixed yourselves your favorite meals, together, was replaced with the mindless blabbering of your sweet baby girl instead, playing with the wooden spoon you had given her to play with some minutes before.

“Is this good?” Yoongi dipped the tip of his finger into the mixture he’s been working on, and carefully brought it up to your lips. You hummed in satisfaction as soon as the flavors hit your taste buds, a little bit taken aback at how he nailed your mother’s secret recipe only in the first try, “Great. You’re getting so good at this, Yoonie. I think you should take over kitchen duties very soon.”

He snorted, “If that means I’ll never have to do the laundry ever again, then sure.”

Feigning annoyance, you hissed at him, “You’re so lazy.”

“No one likes doing laundry, honey. Not even you.”

"You're so annoying."

Your daily bickering banters were disturbed by the sound of his phone ringing from the other room. He left to take the call, leaving you with your noisy little baby. The chef hat she had on her head–Yoongi's idea, by the way, along with the tiny apron she wore as well–was almost too big on her. It made her look a thousand times more adorable that you immediately started grinning and cooing when she looked up at you.

"And what about you chef? Are you having fun?"

She balled her fists up and raised them in the air, wiggling in her seat to let you know that she wanted to be picked up. Being the ever so whipped mom that you were, you scooped her up in your arms right away, and peppered kisses all over her chubby face. Her giggles seeped through your skin and locked into your bones, aching with a sickeningly utmost adoration.

“Mom said they’re almost here.” Said Yoongi upon entering the kitchen, putting his phone atop the table and smiling as soon as his eyes fell on the two of you—his girls.

“Are you being a good chef assistant, baby?” He cooed, kissing her cheek, then leaning in to leave a peck on your lips.

“She’s been blabbering her life off the whole time you were gone." you hummed.

“Mom is going to have a good time conversing with her this evening.”

“We’re almost done cooking now.” You reminded him, “Honey, check on the oven please.”

“Right.”

A wave of heat hit his face as soon as he opened the oven, but he smiled once he checked on the muffins, “they are done.”

When he took the tray out and swiftly put it on the counter, Nara erupted in a fit of loud blabber, flailing the arm that clutched on the wooden spoon in the air and almost smacking your face in the process.

It had your husband giggling, of course. He couldn’t help but join in and engage with her blather, how could he not when he got such an adorable chatterbox for a child? “Huh, Nini? The muffins are done! Yeah!”

He took her into his arms, allowing you to go check on the stewpot that was still boiling on the stove, before bringing her to have a look at the tray of the mouth watering muffins, and cheered, “look!”

Your heart, yet again, swooned, almost oozing out of your ribs with how tight your chest grew to be at the sound of your baby’s joyful squeals. She was all excited as her daddy showed her around the process of cooking the dinner for her grandparents.

Nara was having the time of her life. For some reason, she's always loved being in the kitchen. Yoongi once made a comment about her becoming a successful chef, which then turned into a long, heartwarming talk about your daughter and her future. The gentle smile Yoongi had on his face throughout that was one to die for, especially when he sulked about not wanting your babygirl to grow up. His pout was so intense, you ended up engulfing him in a bone crushing hug for almost half an hour.

It was moments like this one that you wished were pictures so you could cut them up and hide them. Somewhere deep inside your heart. Forever. That's how you often found yourself observing and admiring every single interaction your husband made with your baby, and that’s how you ended up listening attentively as he continued to talk so passionately and earnestly with her, while simultaneously attempting to work with his free arm to the best of his abilities.

She, at one point, got so ecstatic that she accidentally thrusted her arm forward and hit him in the face with that spoon. But he only turned to look at you with an affectionate smile.

Struggling through a fit of giggles, you slipped the wooden object from her grasp and gave her a big kiss; making sure to squish her doughy cheeks—a trait that she definitely got from her father, “No more hitting mama and papa for you!”

The little girl’s squeaks only got louder as she reached out with her arms towards you, addressing you with more words of her very own and special language.

“Family hug?” you asked, glancing at a grinning Yoongi.

“Family hug!” He wrapped his free arm around you, bringing your body closer so that Nara could get a hold of you as well, then added, “but let’s make it a short one or else my parents are going to come to a burnt dinner.”

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Sharing The Moment | MYG

Pair: Yoongi x reader 

Summary: You and your son went to D-Day 3 to support Yoongi. Your son stole the show after appearing on stage and ARMY was absolutely… swooned. 

Genre: fluff, established relationship, parents au, married au

WC: 1169

Before the both of you stepped into the stadium, you could feel the ground vibrating from all the fan’s anticipation. The arena felt alive before the real show even started. It was the last day of Yoongi’s D-Day tour in Seoul and all the fans were there early. Whether is it giving out fanmade gifts, food, or drinks, they - Is that a tangerine in her hand? And is that a whole bag of it?!

The atmosphere was electric but for you, today was something even more special. You were not only here as a fan but also as Yoongi’s family. While ARMY’s certainly had eagle eyes, they have yet to catch on that you weren’t the only surprise that day. Your son, Min Ji-Hye, a carbon copy of his dad, was the source of the surprise. His little body was buzzing with energy. 

Since young, Ji-Hye has looked up to his father’s music and absolutely idolizes him. Every time Yoongi works from home or comes home with new music, Ji-Hye would demand listening to it even if it is the rawest version. Of course, Yoongi tries to keep the cursing to a minimum whenever Ji-Hye is around. 

The both of you found your seats in the middle catalogs which the staff has reserved especially for the both of you. Ensuring that Ji-Hye wouldn’t fall off his bumper seat, you started to set the area for the both of you so that you wouldn’t miss a single second to find some water. You were so engrossed in ensuring that your son had everything he needed that you didn’t realise Jin and Hobi were standing right next to you. 

You jumped when you felt a light tap on your shoulder, immediately turning around with large eyes, hoping that you wouldn’t cause trouble for your husband if you got mobbed or something during his concert. But you found two laughing figures and calmed down once you heard Jin’s signature laugh. 

“Yah, don’t scare me like that!” You chided.

“It was you who weren’t paying attention! We were here the whole time!”

You were about to shoot back another snarky remark when - “Seoul, ARE YOU READY?” 

Cheers from all directions engulfed you as fireworks lit up the stage. Yoongi came blasting from the backstage and no matter how many times you have been to BTS concerts, you never get tired of seeing them perform. The raw passion in their movements and voices always ensures that the audience has one of the best concerts. 

You turned over to see Ji-Hye at the edge of his seat, eyes glued to the stage. You had dressed him in Yoongi’s stage outfit, complete with a cap that looked a few sizes too big (it was taken from Yoongi’s closet). With his cat-like eyes and gummy smile, he was essentially Yoongi 2.0. 

Watching your son sing and jump to the lyrics of his father, your lips curled upwards in a loving smile. While he didn’t quite understand the depth and innuendos of the songs, he was enjoying himself and you knew how much this concert meant to him. With the news of Yoongi’s enlistment, you knew that your time together would be cut short for two years. 

You had told him that telling ARMY a day after the concert wasn’t going to be the best decision but management pulled through so it was scheduled as it is. So both of you continued to enjoy the concert with the new addition of Uncle Namjoon. 

As the music filled the stadium, Yoongi delivered an electrifying performance, pouring his heart and soul into every lyric. His presence on stage was magnetic and the fans were completely enthralled. You thought that you could hold back the tears as he broke down in front of all his fans but the tears streamed down your cheeks, staining them in a salty caress. 

Amidst the sea of fans, Ji-Hye suddenly squirmed and wriggled his way past the people in front of him. Running down the steps, you tried to catch him when Namjoon suddenly grabbed your wrist. “He’s safe, don’t worry. There are guards everywhere.”

But you couldn’t help but worry. What if he got lost? What if fans start to swarm around him and he can’t make it to Yoongi or any of the guards in time? Your heart skipped a beat as you saw his little figure making his way up the stage. There was a collective gasp from the fans nearby as they realised what was happening. 

The surrounding security personnel recognised him and allowed him to approach the stage, guiding him carefully so that he didn’t fall down the large steps. Yoongi had just finished a ‘Life Goes On’ and was taking a moment to catch his breath when he saw little feet running up towards him. His eyes widened and broke out into a huge grin when he saw him, squatting down to his level and spreading his arms. The fans, realising that he was Yoongi’s son, started to cheer even louder. 

The moment Ji-Hye crashed into Yoongi, every ounce of fear that Ji-Hye would be afraid of the cheers washed away in that instance. Yoongi scooped him up, hugging him tightly as your son laughed into the microphone, causing another wave of cheers to vibrate the stadium. It was a moment of pure, unscripted love between a father and his son. You stared at the two most important people in your life on stage, celebrating as if they were the only ones in the world. 

The fans were absolutely swooning - taking in this whole scene with hearty eyes and red faces - their hearts melted by the sheer adorableness of the scene. They watched as Ji-Hye whispered something into Yoongi’s ear and Yoongi’s eyes sparkled with amusement and affection. 

Yoongi turned to the fans, holding Ji-Hye high above his head like the scene from Lion King. “This is my son, Min Ji-Hye.” He announced proudly. “He’s a little ARMY like all of you.”

The fans erupted into cheers, shouting their love for both Yoongi and his son. Ji-Hye waved at the crowd, his gummy smile wide, grinning from ear to ear. Your heart felt so big that it was going to explode. 

As the concert continued, Yoongi held Ji-Hye in his arms, dancing with him on stage during a couple of songs. It was a moment of pure joy and it was clear that this concert had become something extraordinary - not just for the fans but for Yoongi and your family. 

After the concert, Yoongi was still beaming with light as he continued to hold Ji-Hye in his arms. “You know, you stole the show today.” He chuckled to his son.  

Ji-Hye looked up at his father, eyes shining with admiration. “Daddy!” He swung his little legs. “I wanna be just like you when I grow up!”

Yoongi’s heart swelled with love. “You can be anything you want. Just remember to always be yourself.”

[rroseselavyyy]

spider to the fly - myg

pairing: yoongi x female reader

warnings: smut

For a young lady known to society as an entitled bitch, your fate seemed to be in the hands of your parents. By nature, you were always so obedient to the unrealistic expectations of your so-called caring parents that it made up for your bratty attitude that came from being the only heir in your family.

And this exactly explained why Min Yoongi was standing across you, with his trademark cocky grin, leaning on your bedroom's doorway.

“How did you manage to sneak in?” You asked with a playful smile on your face. Indeed, you weren’t that surprised. He could just greeted by your mom, climb the stairs like it was his place. He was your dad’s favourite, after all.

“Do I look like I’ve just broke into without your parents’ permission?” You rolled your eyes with a quiet snort. You would always open your window just for him, knowing that he would pay a visit like a creature of the night, ready to devour you.

A beautiful breeze coming through your window lingered ever so slowly over your bare legs while you gulped loudly. You patted the spot next to you on your bed and call out for him sweetly. “Just come here, I feel needy since you entered the room.”

Taking his place next to you, he shook his head in a motion showing his disbelief with a beautiful smile on his face. Once you felt his minty breath lingering on your face just centimetres away, his face clouded with sincere concern. “Dove, what happened?” He tilted your chin in order to find any traces of emotions lingered in your eyes. Without giving a proper answer, you brought your hand to his neck and played softly with his raven hair. “Why did you rush out of my parents’ house? Did they say anything to hurt you?” You couldn’t find courage in you to confront with his burning gaze. Instead you fixed your gaze on your bed and mumbled a soft “no” immediately after you felt tears started to adorn your cheeks like diamonds covered your delicate neck.

“My family never misses a chance to make me feel like I’m some sort of property, especially when I’m around you, and your family. I know, we are supposed to get married, and I appreciate that it’s you. However, just imagine I hadn’t fall in love with you since we met when we were in kindergarten? I want this to happen just because we are in love. I feel like everything slips out of my hand including my dreams of becoming a professor-” You felt out of breath when you were interrupted by a pair of soft lips. It made your head dizzy with the feeling of your mind slipping out of your head to wander around somewhere far away likely to be your dreamland.

There was no denying that everytime he looked into your eyes with his intense gaze, you felt you were burning in a hellfire. His affect on you was that immense. “Maybe my parents should adopt you. My dad likes you just fine.”

You didn’t realize when he made you lay on your back as he was towering over you with leaning on his one strong elbow to prevent crushing his weight over you. “No, Yoongi. I’m not settled for being your step sister.” You whispered with your closed eyes. Your dizzy mind refused to calculate passing minutes as you were enjoying sensations rushed through your veins. “I’m going to be your bride, don't you know that?”

"I'll take you as wife-" His breath hitched when he seemed to speak more to himself. "Just the thought of it makes me feel like I am the ruler of this whole fucking universe." You giggled as you leaned to peck his lips. With Yoongi around you, it was that easy for you to feel the happiest woman in the world even if you felt like you freaked out just seconds ago. He was notorious for being a grumpy cat for a reason, yet he was different with you. Definitely much more caring.

"Tell me Professor Min, would you let me attend your classes as a guest?" He whispered just above your ear as his fingers doing their magic below your prim and proper knee-length skirt, stroking your thighs possessively. "You know, I can be very beneficial for your academic research. Reproduction is something still so mysterious, we could find new evidences if we sacrifice ourselves to the science world."

"My mother wouldn't let me be one." Indeed, it was true. Following your dreams would never be on the silver plate that served for you. The only thing that they expected from you was to wrap this handsome man of yours around your finger. Little did they know was that he was already willing to die for you. "She prefers me to become a pretty little housewife."

"It would be a shame if I can't see you with cute glasses and tight formal skirts. I'd pass your classes with excellent grades-" He trailed his fingers on your covered pussy as he shamelessly spoke to your ear. "I'd be a good pet for my professor."

"What an encouraging husband we have here." You erotically whispered between your wet kisses along a way between his cheek to his jawline. Forgetting your parents' existence downstairs, he couldn't hold back a moan when his nostrils filled with sweet patchouli and rose essence lingering on your freshly shampooed hair.

Not that he cared, he would fight hell to hold you.

"You know I'd do anything to make you happy, my beautiful dove." You brought your thumb to his lips and softly stroke his bottom lip, he didn't lose any second to capture your thumb with his lips, slowly sucked it while his heated gaze fixed on your eyes.

"Then would you let me ride you?"

Without waiting for his response, you flipped him over and switched your positions in a heartbeat. He rested his arms under his head as he was anticipating your next move. You got rid of your panties hastily. Your soon-to-be husband boyfriend gave you a cheeky smile while you try to satiate the frustration between your legs onto his growing member covered by his expensive pants. "So this is the night I'm going to deflower you."

You wrapped your delicate hand around Yoongi's neck as you try to give him as pleasure as you could feel.

"Shut up. Just feel." As your mouth hung open from the immense pleasure you feel, Yoongi groped your waist just to make sure if he was still alive and this feeling he felt was not something he would put blame on his dirty imagination when it came to you. "You're saving it for your husband, huh? I see." When you tried to slap his chest with a growl he immediately got a grip of them and encaged between his large hands. He started to thrust up into you when you both feel you're not going to last.

Your whimpers exchanged between "yoongi" and "faster" right before you both reached your high.

"Feeling better?" He asked when he tried to catch his breathing. You giggled sweetly as you placed your figure right beside his body. "Yes."

[jjungkookislife]

Valentine's Decisions

pairing: bad decisions!yoongi x f. reader

genre: established relationship [18+]

summary: Your first Valentine's Day with Yoongi and Spider.

wc: 1k

warnings: none?

date: February 14, 2023

Yoongi hummed along to the song flowing out of the kitchen speaker. His hands worked diligently as he adjusted a few items in Spider’s Valentine’s Day basket. He had you distracting the sweet cat with a few pets and the ringing little ball on the floor. 

“Almost done, babe,” Yoongi calls as he places a few treats in the basket beside the cans of wet food and the little shakes Spider seems to love so much lately. 

Spider meows as she hops onto the couch, turning in circles before sitting down. She’s gone full loaf with her tiny paws under her body as she dozes off. You gently rub her head, moving down to rub between her shoulders as she lays her head on the couch. She’s been running around all day, causing mayhem and destruction in her path before climbing into her cardboard box. 

“And done!” Yoongi exclaims as he sets the basket on the counter and you sit up to look at it from your seat. 

“It looks great! She’s gonna love it!” You smile and Yoongi’s heart flutters in his chest. 

You weren’t a huge fan of the holiday, but Yoongi was. He’d been decorating the apartment the whole month, baking, and making chocolate treats. You’d been surprised at first, but Jimin had assured you it was just Yoongi being Yoongi. He loved holidays, loved decorating, and loved cooking. 

However, he was a bit disappointed to find out you weren’t as excited. He’d mention going on a date the day of and you awkwardly smiled and agreed but he saw the hesitation. 

“I just don’t like the holiday crowd,” you’d said with a bite of your lip. “I get overwhelmed with so many people around.”

Yoongi nodded. He understood. Large crowds were intimidating and annoying. Sometimes people pushed into you or entered your personal space without a care in the world. The last thing he wanted was for you to be uncomfortable, so he quickly came up with a solution. You’d spend Valentine's Day at home. Just the three of you. 

You’d both agreed on a movie night. You’d both go shopping and pick out a snack, some candy, a movie, and a personal item for the other. You’d order in and watch movies until bedtime. Honestly, that sounded so much better for you. Definitely more relaxing.

You’d decided not to get gifts other than the personal items. You weren’t a huge fan of the “Hug Me” teddy bears, and you both owned more mugs than you could count. In fact, Yoongi was working on building a shelf for your collection of mugs. Who knew he was so great with his hands? Okay, maybe you did, but still!

The two of you decided to make Valentine’s about your sweet little cat. She was over the moon when you’d unboxed her new heart-shaped scratching post, though you were a bit annoyed when she sat on the box for an hour before touching the scratching post, but cats will be cats. 

Spider stretches before hopping off the couch and heads to the kitchen. She wraps herself around Yoongi’s leg and meows, asking for a treat. 

“Just a minute, little lady,” he coos as he grabs the basket and takes it to the living room. Annoyed, Spider follows after him, meowing again as Yoongi sets the basket on the coffee table. 

“Spider,” Yoongi calls sweetly. The kitty is alert and jumps onto the couch. Yoongi reaches forward and grabs the little bag of treats. He takes his time to arrange them in the shape of a heart and Spider sits and waits patiently until Yoongi’s done. He coos at her, petting her head before allowing her to eat the treats.

“She’s scarfing them down,” you comment as you watch your sweet girl devour the treats in record time. Yoongi chuckles softly as he pulls you closer to him, his arm draped over your shoulder. 

“She deserves some treats,” Yoongi shrugs as he leans over to kiss your forehead. “She didn’t headbutt me this morning to get her breakfast. I think we’re making progress.”

“She stepped on your face this morning and mine yesterday,” you giggle. Yoongi shakes with laughter, sighing. “It’s a learning process.”

“I just need her to not nibble on my forehead. I thought sleeping in the same bed would make it easier to sleep since she’s not tackling my bedroom door to be let in,” you groan when Spider hops onto your lap. Her paws dig into the softness of your thighs. Yoongi scoops her up, kissing her head.

“You’re just a needy little kitty, huh? You want all our attention?” Yoongi asks in his baby voice reserved for Spider. He coos at her when she purrs, kissing her little face until Spider is taking out her claws and running off.

You laugh as you rest your head on his shoulder, a warmth spreading across your chest. You have been so happy since you’ve gotten with Yoongi. Everything just seemed to settle perfectly between you. You had your kitty and your boyfriend. What else could you need?

With a smile, you lean in to kiss Yoongi. His hand cups your face to deepen the kiss, a soft moan escaping you. Smirking, Yoongi kisses you again, his tongue brushing your lips before you let him in. It’s not long before he’s got you under him, your hands laced with his over your head as your thighs wrap around his hips.

“Yoongi,” you moan softly, turning your head to allow him more room as he kisses your neck, gently nipping your skin.

Yoongi groans when your fingers tug on his hair, biting back a moan of your name. 

“Fuck,” he pants. “I love you.”

Yoongi kisses you, chuckling when your fingers freeze and he feels the wild thump of your heart. You giggle, cupping his face.

“You can’t just say that and not let me say it back,” you grin, cheeks hurting from your wide smile.

Yoongi blushes. He shrugs, “Didn’t want to put you on the spot.”

“I love you,” you giggle, kissing his face all over until he’s hiding his red face in your chest. You hug him close, cooing at him as he laughs softly. You rub his back in gentle circles. “I love you.”

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[7ndipity]

Reactions/Scenarios/MTLs

Guide: 💜-Fluff 🌧-Hurt/Comfort 💥-Angst🔥-Suggestive 🗯-Crack

Masterlist

Reactions/Scenarios:

Songs that remind me of them

More Songs That Remind Me Of Them

Moments 💜

Cryptid/Ghost hunting (Spooktober) 🗯

Winter/Christmas moments 💜 🗯

You give them flowers (request) 💜

How they sleep 🗯

There's a bug 🗯

You're sick/injured 💜🌧🗯

You can lift/carry them 🗯

Them as ND things I do 🗯

You're scared of thunderstorms (request) 💜🌧

Comforting you after a bad haircut (request)💜🌧🗯

Disneyland trips 💜🗯

You have insomnia (request)💜🌧

Making up with you after a fight (request)💜💥🌧

Types of pets they would have 💜🗯

Fights with them (request)💥🌧

When you throw up (request)💜🌧

Their trilingual child code switches (request)💜

Falling for a friend: hyung line maknae line 💜🔥

You flinch during a fight (request)💥🌧

When they call you clingy (request)💥🌧💜

Sitting/laying on them (request)💜🗯

Comforting you after a nightmare (request)💜🌧

Someone insults teacher s/o (request)💥🌧

Comforting their trans s/o (request)💜🌧

Jealous of your guy friend (request) 💜💥

Types of Kisses (request) 💜🔥

How much I want to fight each member 🗯

Accidentally calling you Yeobo (request)🗯💜

Secret Crush (request) 💜💥

Their Crush has a Crush (request)💜💥

Their Crush has a Date (request) 💜💥

When you randomly hug them (request) 💜

Their child laughing at their own reflection (dad!bts) (request)💜

First date at carnival (request)💜

You catch them watching your show (request) 💜🗯

Find out Their S/o has Bt21 merch (request)💜🗯

S/o playing 'Hate You' by Jungkook on repeat (request) 💜

Partner Privileges (request)💜

Partner Privileges They Would Give Their Secret Crush (request)💜

Secret S/o in Dating Rumor w Another Member (request) 💜🗯

How They Would Celebrate S/o's Birthday 💜

Their S/o has a Explosive Temper (request)🗯💜

Their Parents Don't Approve of Non-Asian S/o (request)🌧💥

Predicting Their Responses (request) 💜🗯

Spider Landing On Them (request)🗯

Their S/o Has Depression (request)💜🌧

Friends With Benefits Headcanons 🔞💜

Their Dog Likes Their Crush More (Yoongi, Hobi, Taehyung, Jungkook) (request)🗯💜

Their Crush's Cat Doesn't Like Them (request)🗯💜

Celebrating Hanukkah (request) 💜

The Perilla Leaf Debate (request)💜🗯

Leaving For The Military (request)💜🌧

Sharing a Bed With Their Crush (request) 💜

Seeing Their S/o Barefaced (request) 💜

How They Would Win Over Their Crush (request) 💜

Aftercare Headcanons (request)💜🔥

How They Would Confess To Their Crush (request)💜🔥

Their Ideal Types (request)💜🔥

Bts As Subs (request) 🔞🔥💜

Asking Them To Watch Over You While You Work (request) 💜

Ass or Tits (request)🔥

Them With An Autistic S/o (request)💜🌧

You Reject Their Confession (request) 💥

BTS As Doms (request) 🔞🔥💜

Their S/o Has A Meltdown (request) 🌧💜

Flowers For Their S/o (request) 💜

Comforting You After The Loss Of A Pet (request) 🌧💜

Their S/o Has An Alternative Style (request)💜

Comforting You After A Failed Exam (request)🌧💜

Their S/o Has ME (request)🌧💜

How They Cuddle (request)💜

Your Pet Gets Hurt/Has An Accident (request) 🌧💜

Their S/o Has A Fear Of Loud Noises (request) 🌧💜

Dating A Foreign Partner (request) 💜

Slapping/Grabbing Their Ass (request) 💜🗯

Things That Remind Them Of You (request) 💜

Finding Their S/o Reading Fanfic (request) 🗯💜

Their S/o Has a Lot of Tattoos/Piercings (request) 💜

MTLs:

Help you hide a body 🗯

Survive in a Horror Movie 🗯

Get Married in Vegas 🗯

Leave Hickeys(and where) (request) 🔥

Receiving Hickeys(and where) (request) 🔥

Have Period Sex (request)🔞

Use A Haunted House/Horror Movie As An Excuse To Hold Hands (request) 💜🗯

To Get Jealous Of Another Member Flirting With Their S/o (request) 💜

To Flirt With Another Member's S/o (request) 💜

To Have A Girl Best Friend (request)💜

To Be Clingy (request) 💜

Getting In Trouble w You/Getting You Out Of Trouble (request) 🗯

Sending Their S/o Surprise Gifts To Cheer Them Up (request) 💜

Corruption Kink/First Relationship (request)🔥💜

[k95kv]

the chances of yoongi naming his cat "sugar" is never zero

[jeonsbabygirlsworld]

BTS

KIM NAMJOON

SPECIAL GIFT (Namjoon x reader) ft. Jungkook

SUMMARY: And when your husband brings you desired anniversary gift…

KIM SEOKJIN

MIN YOONGI

Cat cafes and more

SUMMARY: You insist yoongi to visit the cat cafe which has cats up for adoption which ends up you adopting a white Persian cat even though you have holly with you both.

JUNG HOSEOK

PARK JIMIN

MESSY AFFAIRS (Jimin , Jungkook X reader)

SUMMARY: you look so pretty when your in your sleep and that gives Jungkook a morning wood luckily you are there to help him with this problem, but Jimin seems to be a bit jealous you started without him

KIM TAEHYUNG

JUNGKOOK

[5:18]

SUMMARY: A cute lite beach day with Jungkook, bam and your little girl.

DADDY

SUMMARY: Jungkook is the best husband you could ever ask for and soon to be your baby daddy, while he shops for you decide to surprise him with a cute lingerie.

Stop teasing me girl!

SUMMARY: Jungkook, your math teacher gets a boner when you accidently flash him, it ends you being fucked roughly in his bed .

Stop teasing me boy!!

SUMMARY: While sitting in a boring class you didn't expect Jungkook would send you thirst trap, the pic makes you concisely wet and he is there to help you out.

MESSY AFFAIRS (Jungkook, Jimin)

SUMMARY: you look so pretty when your in your sleep and that gives Jungkook a morning wood luckily you are there to help him with this problem, but Jimin seems to be a bit jealous you started without him

“CANDY MAN”

SUMMARY: your morning was awesome with Jungkook but as you are on the end of your day it turns a 360.

SEX TAPE

SUMMARY: At one random night you both wanted to make your own sex tape and Jungkook is more than thrilled to make one

LEASH PT 1 ( Jungkook X reader X mingyu)

SUMMARY : Fucking both of them is pure bliss but what if one of them is in relationship and still fucking you ?

LEASH PT 2 ( Jungkook X reader X mingyu)

SUMMARY : Mingyu always fantasied about you and now finally, Jungkook lets him have a taste but who knew this isn't a onetime thing and how you have them both wrapped around your pinky.

CHOCOLATE SAUCE.

MIDNIGHT FUN

INDECISION (Jungkook x reader)

SUMMARY: You feel really insecure these days after giving birth to your second daughter but for your sake Jungkook is there to tell you on how pretty you are.

SEX LIFE ( Jungkook x reader)

SUMMARY: having sex with your dad's best friend is one of the dumbest ideas but what if the sex is too good to be true? and now who cares about world when you both are in love?

DADDY DRABBLES MOODBOARD

SUMMARY: This Drabble series contains of small scenarios of them being a family from reader giving birth to baby's first words and them adopting pets and much more.

CHAPTER 1 : in which you are about to give birth but jungkook won’t stop panicking

CHAPTER 2: in which you teach your daughter a very important life lesson

TRIPLE THREAT (Mingyu , Jungkook, Eunwoo x reader)

SUMMARY: What happens when the three of them rock your world together.

SPECIAL GIFT (Namjoon , Jungkook X reader )

SUMMARY: And when your husband brings you desired anniversary gift…

[cherrybeartoast]

my japanese kpop-stan mother gives kpop idols roles in her life (if she knew them) - SKZ, BTS, TXT and ENHYPEN

tagging @thevampywolf since she loves my mother and her iconic content (and my mum loves her too, they're like the same person at times welp)

my mum and dad are currently beefing about seungmin and jeongin bc both of them like to annoy each other so vote here on opinions and to hear the full story since it's fun

SKZ

chris - "my client." (for context, she's a psychologist, and she likes to assess kpop idols for fun)

minho - "he would have been my boyfriend, but i wouldn't marry him, because we're too similar, and we'd have too many cats and be a bit crazy."

changbin - "my workout buddy." (they're both gym rats)

hyunjin - "a popular boy in high school that i did a group assignment with."

jisung - "my best friend." (she thinks he's funny)

felix - "i probably would've had a crush on him when i was junior high school."

seungmin - "a guy i hated in high school." (mum's very minho coded, and so she'd probably beef with him the way minho does, so sorta affectionately)

jeongin - "my son in law." (she wants me to marry him, like she straight up told me she won't let me marry any other boy.)

TXT

yeonjun - "the nephew of a twin i didn't know i had." (she's getting a little too creative with these and this one made me snort)

soobin - "son in law."

beomgyu - "my best friend." (i'm actually scared of the chaos that would ensue)

taehyun - "school captain that i hated." (she actually loves taehyun and seungmin, but she thinks she wouldn't get on with them when she was young since she was very sassy and probably would clash personalities or get annoyed lmao)

huening kai - "my son." (he's her child in her opinion, and he reminds her of my little brother so she sees him as a son)

ENHYPEN

heeseung - "he would've been my boyfriend in high school." (duolingo has another person to battle here, although she says she wouldn't marry him or minho, because she's already married to my dad, which is cute lmao)

jay - "classmate in uni."

jake - "my neighbour's son who i didn't hang out with much." (i swear she's thought about these answers before sjgdhs)

sunghoon - "classmate."

sunoo - "my little brother." (this was cute, she has a very soft spot for him and i can see her protecting him and also fighting with him since they're both sassy)

jungwon - "a kid i made cry in primary school." (i'm literally WHEEZING)

niki - "my son." (he's a japanese boy, so of course he's close to her heart.)

BTS

jin - "the rich neighbour's son i hated." (the way she's beefing with so many idols i'm CRYING)

yoongi - "my friend in high school." (they'd get along well, i can see that)

namjoon - "a weird guy in my university class who liked making friends and tried to talk to me too much." (THE DETAIL HELP)

hoseok - "my best friend." (she once dreamt about him working in a theme park as one of those dress up characters lmao. him, gyu and hannie and her would be a chaotic and unstoppable team)

jimin - "my gay friend." (i asked her why she thought this, and she said he reminds her of me, and since i'm bi, she just decided that was the defining factor)

taehyung - "my brother." (she loves him, his music and his dog, he's her bias and i think he belongs in the 'has a soft spot for' category with jeongin, sunoo, huening kai, soobin and niki)

jungkook - "a kid who had a crush on me in junior high school." (i asked her if she liked him back, and she said even if she did, she would avoid him, since he'd be annoying. i think her reference for this was the seven music video and since then her view's been tainted)

my mother is such an icon for this welp, she was just like "you know let me give skz roles in my life," and then it turned into this