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monty-glasses-roxy · 16 days ago

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Cassie and her dad show up at this random town, their car breaks down and they need a place to stay. The only place is the incredibly rundown, ex-Fazbear location that turned to renting out a few rooms for travellers when they started going downhill.

They enter a little pizzeria place in the aftermath of Security Breach, some local that stopped being paid weeks ago is in there trying to fix the staffbot that runs the front desk. They explain that the manager just gave up and walked out, asking you to help out for a second while they get this guy back online.

Cassie's dad tells Cassie to stay put somewhere and she just sorta doesn't so they end up both getting lost. The Minis approach both of them separately and very easily convince Cassie to reactivate Roxy and lead her dad straight to the generator to get the power going again.

Roxy, being fixed up a little bit now, gets Cassie back to reception and then hunts her dad down for sport. She's security and he's not meant to be here.

Scares the fucking shit out of him and voila! He's now been roped into helping rebuild this place while his car is fixed and by the time it's fixed, neither he or Cassie want to leave!

Also: This happens to be the only place in the country where animatronics have rights. None of them know this. Not even Cassie and her dad.

Fun conversation right there

Been playing Sims 2 DS again (it's batshit go play it) and consider: Sacurity Breach: Sims 2 DS AU.

The animatronics are like Bigfoot Stu in the basement. They're just In There.

#listen this game is batshit and I enjoy it greatly it's so fucking stupid #maybe DJ is actually Bigfoot in the basement that'd be funny #I'd bring in my other guys too but I don't think I need to. not sure how it would work out anyway #maybe just a few of them like the bunny twins and helpy or something ANYWAY can you IMAGINE #cassie singlehandedly stopping an alien invasion with a fucking water pistol #would she become the raticator or would that be her dad's job? would the previous raticator be vanessa cause that'd be funny #gfdgdfdg the Raticator versus their archnemesis: Vanny Bunny #lolbit in the casino and every time they're in there they stack the deck and double the prizes for shits and giggles #or just straight up rigs the game I dunno man. anyway alfred and the power rangers who would they be #maybe alfred stays the same purely for funnies. the most fucked up robot in the building.#or maybe he's mimic with a swarm of multi-coloured staffbots or something lmao #Evil Bonnie and his army of four different coloured staffbots that respawn after thirty seconds until Evil Bonnie is defeated #the Raticator but they have a dog and the dog is Roxy with a stupid cape and a mask #Cassie the Raticator calls her the Houndfrog or some shit and Roxy may not be the happiest about this but it's for Cassie so like #ya know. she can't say no anymore lmao #maybe cassie and her dad are alfred and the power rangers but not evil who knows #the fucking prime heifer cow cult though I dunno man there's so much shit going on in such a short amount of time in thiOH SHIT WOULD FUCKI #PHAROAH WHOSIT MENHOSET BE FUCKING AFTON OH MY GOD FHDSUIFHDSFSD #would I write him into this? no absolutely not but can you fucking IMAGINE #anyway go play that funny game it's funny and entertaining okay bye

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