#cass is just vibing. she likes her new siblings (alternate and shadow ones)

[arkhammaid]

i love this. i LOVE all of this

so. my thoughts...

dick would love to meet his new step siblings, he has been bothering bruce about it for days now

(bruce is having a mental breakdown like usually but now it's worse. how does he explain... well this??? he doesn't want his kids to think he's trying to replace them with versions of them, he just.. well, he just wants all of them to be his kids!!!)

jinwoo supports. that's like the second thing that made him fall for his brucie. (the need to collect kids shadows)

bruce makes the first step with introducing only jinwoo to the family but it's already a disaster. damian gives everyone a whiplash of his ever changing opinion about his father's new partner (first he hates him, then he sees jinwoo chop some carrots with the most beautiful dagger he has ever seen, then he sees his father and jinwoo flirt, then-)

jinwoo proudly talks about his children and then proceeds to introduce his shadows, which leads to a big misunderstanding... they all think the shadows are the kids he was talking about

imagine the shock when they suddenly see their counterparts at the table, greeting them with cheery smiles (you bet duke dipped right after that)

steph gloats at bruce, saying that if she's jinwoo's kid she's also his kid in this universe (it takes a moment for her to realize she just set herself up, bruce already whipped out the adoption papers with a proud smile)

you bet damian brags about his stepfather to his other hero friends. they're deeply concerned about this... man who "controls death and commands his soldiers with mere thoughts" (beast boy still gets nightmares about the stories where robin's new step dad apparently killed an entire mutated ant army)

talia hears about the rumors that her beloved has a new partner. she can live with that. but she can not live with the fact that her own son seems to admire said partner (she had to listen to her son talking about him for hours when she just wanted to know how he was progressing with his training)

talia is very unimpressed when she first meets jinwoo. she actually goes to bruce and tells him "i didn't know you got hit on the head that much... your taste in men is very questionable." cue igris suddenly appearing from bruce's shadow and almost taking her head off (no one insults his liege)

talia is now the biggest supporter of this relationship (jinwoo is powerful enough to keep both her child and beloved save from everyone but especially her grandfather. she has nothing to worry about, as long jinwoo and bruce remain together)

you bet damian tried to steal kaisel for himself. the thugs of gotham now fear robin more than batman... (they start to question batman's parenting. WHO lets his kid ride a dragon to fight crime???)

It’s Thanksgiving! So in the spirit of American thanksgiving, I would like to thank @arkhammaid for being such an awesome friend and mutual and give another plotbunny to you:

Batman gets thrown into another dimension...

And in this dimension, all his children were adopted by another rich black hair man who saves the world on a weekly basis. What's even stranger is that this billionaire is not someone he's familiar with at all.

He doesn't know how to feel about this. Why isn't this world's version of Bruce Wayne aka Batman their father? What happened? But that's not so important questions to ask. What is more important is making sure that this unknown male is treating this dimension's version of his kids well.

And thus begins Batman's (futile) attempts to stalk one Sung Jinwoo while he waits for JLA to find him and beam him back to his home dimension.

[rarepears]

#man#i've been thinking about this for a while#like a WHILE#damian doesn't know if he should hate or love jinwoo (the moment jinwoo whips out his animal!shadows he's gone)#tim is actually the last one to realize what's going on and he only realizes something is very wrong when damian is actually nice to him#ofc it wasn't 'his' damian. tim maybe hasn't slept for several days now but he knows there is something world ending wrong when-#-his little brother is actually and genuinely nice to him#cass is just vibing. she likes her new siblings (alternate and shadow ones)#duke tries not to think too much about it and just vibes with the whole thing. he's happy that bruce is happy#jason still tried to wrap his head around the fact that bruce is dating someone who doesn't hesitate to kill (but then he realizes that-#-jinwoo also can resurrect people which is basically a loophole in bruce's 'no killing' rule and can't help but question his sanity)#jason: and they call me the crazy one in this family#jinwoo is just glad that bruce and his kids like him and his kids. he has heard horror stories about step fathers and step families#man...#never have i ever loved crossovers more#bruce x jinwoo >>> via @arkhammaid

(Joker as one of Sung Jinwoo's summons... and Bruce's kids just have to learn how to deal with that fact. Plus the Joker is one of Beru's shadow buddies.

At least this means they can kill the Joker as many times as they want without Bruce being unhappy about killing?

For that matter, Sung Jinwoo ignores Bruce's "no killing" rule - guy never cared about such morals in the first place, lets be real - and gets around Bruce's upset by making them shadow summons, so they aren't really dead, right?)

Wow, that's a lot of tags... But there's more awesome tags to share:

#I'm now picturing Bruce's dimension league and kids panicking about him being missing#working hard to get him back#only for him to show up late worh starbucks a husband and clones of his kids#also imagine bruce putting trackers on everyone like this is an invasion of privacy but i can justify it for their safety#meanwhile sjw puts dozens of shaodw soldiers on their shadows without even blinking#they really are made for each other lol#omg beru would look at the mansion like this is what im talking about my liege#a proper fortification#alfred is too dignified to complain about the smell or mess or to show it#but on the inside he's probably dying#how fast do you think the joker dies? cause like he looks wrong at sjws family 1 time and boom gone#red hood eat your heart out#all his careful plans out the window because some asian twink is an eldritch abomination#i wonder what the social media of both dimensions think#do they ship it or are they jealous? or both via @caranmerya

Imagine the media - Is this Bruce Wayne's midlife crisis? Marries young Asian twink that looks like he could have been a kpop idol? Conspiracy theory that Bruce Wayne married a single dad in hopes of adopting more kids? Plus theories about how single dad hooked up with a billionaire for the Money and maybe this guy had the brilliant plan all along by adopting all the kids that match Bruce's criteria (black hair, blue eyes).

Hm, does Sung Jinwoo have a Damian? In that world, did Talia even get Bruce's DNA for a kid? Or did she aim straight for Sung Jinwoo (and failed)? What's even up with Ra here? Is Igris going "oopsie" when Ra is found dead?

Bruce's kids are just shocked and overwhelmed at just How Bad With tech their counterparts are. They are like "WTF" and cannot comprehend such a thing.

Sung Jinwoo's kids have a lot more diverse experiences - lots of extracurriculars, traveling around the world (and galaxy cough) to go sightseeing with their dad, and more. They don't really have much free time to be gaming or being on the internet - there's so many cooler things to do.

This is like internet addicted kids meeting... normal kids.

Things are weird.

[More in #where in Batman stumbles upon a universe where Sung Jinwoo adopted his kids AU]

It’s Thanksgiving! So in the spirit of American thanksgiving, I would like to thank @arkhammaid for being such an awesome friend and mutual and give another plotbunny to you:

Batman gets thrown into another dimension...

And in this dimension, all his children were adopted by another rich black hair man who saves the world on a weekly basis. What's even stranger is that this billionaire is not someone he's familiar with at all.

He doesn't know how to feel about this. Why isn't this world's version of Bruce Wayne aka Batman their father? What happened? But that's not so important questions to ask. What is more important is making sure that this unknown male is treating this dimension's version of his kids well.

And thus begins Batman's (futile) attempts to stalk one Sung Jinwoo while he waits for JLA to find him and beam him back to his home dimension.