#caspian is a honeybun

[onmyyan]

How would the delmont boys react to their s/o also being like a murder? I love your work and I just sent 2 dollars!!💕

Hello babes! I haven't gotten it yet but I loved this request so much so I decided to write it haha

Caspian is turned on and afraid at the same time, he doesn't consider himself a murderer so you being one openly and rather boldly coming home covered in blood one day throws him for a loop for a bit, he loves you all the same of course but he does watch his tone when y'all argue now

Gabe lives for his homicidal honeybun, absolutely adores your unsavory tendencies and will help you actively plan, commit and discard the evidence of any murders you want. He considers them dates.

Ricky loves this about you, he isn't particularly kill hungry like some of his siblings,but he can appreciate the smarts it takes to do what you do successfully. He thinks intelligence is sexy and correctly disposing of a body was prime time fine of you.

Marcos practically cums in his pants when he finds you hovering over a mutilated body, Soaked in blood and a crazed look in your eyes, he falls in love all over again. Another one way too excited about this, shows off his 'trophies' from past kills proudly, gives you a bouquet of bones.

Manny is on cloud nine when he catches you with some leftover blood under your nails, too much to be from a simple cut like you tried to say, he takes your fingers in his mouth, sucking the digits with vigor, "no need to hide anymore prescious."

[elrondsscribe]

Narnia Readalong Backfill #2: Prince Caspian

Again, I’m technically a month late for this one, my apologies! Here’s Prince Caspian.

Favorite Quote: “’I do, I do,’ said Caspian. ���But how can I help?’” // This one is in the middle of old Doctor Cornelius telling Caspian about the invasion of the Telmarines and their ongoing rule over the Narnians. And Cornelius has just told Caspian that, no, he doesn’t blame little Caspian himself for all the awful things his ‘grandcestors’ have done, and that he knows that Caspian cares for Old Narnia and Old Narnian things. Most of all, I can’t help but adore the second part of that quote: “How can I help?”

In my own personal life, I’ve noticed a variety of responses from my white friends and associates when faced with the truth of some of the awful things that their own great-grandparents have done to people who look like me (note the color of my thumb, which you can see in the photo). The idea of ‘white guilt’ has been criticized soundly, but I know that it often comes from a very genuine place of ‘this is bad, and I don’t want to countenance it.’ But then, sometimes, there’s a defensiveness that crops up: ‘well, it wasn’t my fault, and you shouldn’t hold me responsible.’ And that’s not what Caspian does here: he asks what he can do about the injustices. And he listens and is accepting when Cornelius tells him. Now we don’t see Caspian’s ‘wokeness’ as a ruler fully realized in this book, but the promise is definitely there.

Favorite Chapter: I think my favorite chapter would have to be ch. 14, How All Were Very Busy. The romp with Bacchus, at least aesthetically, seems to echo What Happened About The Statues in LWW, and it was also just plain fun! (I really like grapes, and the description of the grapes of Bacchus made my mouth water. Lewis and food: what can I say? :) I only know some rudimentary basics of Greek (and Roman) mythology, and yes indeed, meeting Bacchus and his Maenads without Aslan would be a right mess! And yet, the disorder and chaos that Bacchus brings to Narnia is exactly what’s needed to get Narnia’s Beastliness (for lack of a better word) out from the repression of the overly-regulated regime of the Telmarine humans.

Favorite Scene: Another random pick, but I just adore the scene where the cheated Telmarine lords Glozelle and Sopespian are manipulating Miraz like freakin’ clay. It’s so patently obvious what they’re doing, from the ‘death-in-the-strange-Knight’s-face’ and ‘more-than-my-heart-would-serve-me-for’ language that they use, but Miraz still falls for it!

Overall Rating: So I have kinda mixed feelings about this one. On the one hand, this book is very slow in a way that LWW somehow wasn’t. Even hearing Lynn Redgrave read it aloud couldn’t completely save it. But on the other hand . . . man, have I got some compliments for the political commentary! I’ve already talked briefly about this in an earlier post, but look at the setup that we have! If this isn’t the purest example of colonialism that exists in mainstream fantasy, I don’t know what is. And this from a British man, writing this less than four years after India gained independence from Britain. This is ‘woke’ commentary on colonialist oppression before ‘woke’ was a thing. Color me impressed! But okay, the rating: a solid 8.5/10.

Favorite Character: Caspian. Sweet, polite, empathetic Caspian. As I was saying earlier, he’s Woke in the very best way. And he has Good Manners: he lets Pattertwig give him a nut and he eats honey with the Bears. When he wakes up with a headache in a cave full of strangers, the first thing he asks is for his hosts to take care of his horse. He calls Peter ‘High King.’ And even though Nikabrik has never been even remotely civil toward Caspian, once Nikabrik is dead he has only empathy for him (none of the cliche ‘reverse racism’ nonsense from that boy!).

Small rant about the 2008 film: I feel sorry for the filmmakers on this one, really I do. This is NOT an ideal book to adapt to an action movie; like I said, the pacing of the book is . . . something else. I also understand that they may have felt like the characters were ‘too goody-goody’ and needed some ‘humanization.’ Having said that . . . adding in all the anger and pigheadedness with Peter and the shrill-bossy-nag thing with Susan really didn’t help round them out. And as for Caspian . . . I have no words (well, words that I care to repeat in polite company, anyway). And as for the plot stuff they threw in, from the return of the White Witch to the train station brawl to the attack on Miraz’s castle to Susan and Lucy’s random-ass ride in the woods . . . again, I have nothing constructive to say, so I say nothing.

[sunshinehoneybear]

My #rymesona !! 🌟She is a florist from Floraroma town in Sinnoh who moved to the big city to start her own floral business !! ✨💐🌸 More info below 👀

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My partner pokemon are Dante the Sylveon, Caspian the Popplio, and Honeybun the Buneary! ✨Honeybun helps deliver the flower orders, while Dante and Caspian help out around the shop 😊💕 Also, it's a secret, but the owner has a bit of a crush on the baker next door 👀