#cartoonnonsensegirl plays FE: Fates

[cartoonnonsensegirl]

On The Latest Edition of “Birthright”...

First off, our newest members of the army are as follows:

Bratty Pineapple

Hoshidan Jock Frat Boy™ w/ a Katana

Denim-haired Fashionista (who’s in love with Bratty Pineapple)

Kagero Sandiego

High Noon Lobster King™ (FINALLY!!! And we’re at C-support!)

Pharah (or Ana?) riding a large white bird

Nick Wilde

Moze (any of you ever watch Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide?)

Captain Marvel on a Wyvern

Been doing a bit of traveling as well, including...

Sailing westward, where I met some wizard that I can say is Junkrat with a jester hat. Pharah came to the rescue on her big fancy bird.

Visiting some city that looks like Paris with a fancy opera house (where Disney Princess™ performed her signature song).

Eloise liked the performance. Disney Villain King™ hates us all (and killed Wizard Junkrat).

Ventured to the hacienda pueblo town of Cheve (it kinda looks like a Southwestern American city), where I faced the Nohr High Mean Girl Posse™ consisting of Snooty Red-headed Miku, Emo Rocker on a Wyvern, and the Evil Princess Lavender.

Found Lobster King in disguise. His High Noon™ Katana can do some serious damage!

Captain Marvel joins the squad.

On a side mission, I found Moze, who survived a raid.

We’re off to Nohr now, where we had to face the fearsome and chilling terror of... Benny and Charlotte! (seriously those names make them sound like a suburban sitcom couple, and “Daniela” isn’t really helping in the villainous name department either)

[cartoonnonsensegirl]

Birthright: Update!

As a follow-up to this post

New members have joined me thus far in my playthrough. Officially in my convoy now are:

Subaru

Hana Song

A good Nohrian named Silas

Saizo:76

Hinokopter (finally!)

Star Wars hair (and apparently a fortune-teller)

Healer McCree

Lazy Female Hanzo (who I hear has a habit of sinking in quicksand and walking into Junkrat’s traps)

“I’m not a little kid anymore!”

[cartoonnonsensegirl]

Birthright: So Far

I dreamt I had a training mission with Hinokopter, Cherry Blossom Mercy, and a Bratty Pineapple.

I woke up from that dream. Apparently I live in Wayne Mansion with Alfred and a few maids.

Correction: It’s actually Mother Gothel’s Tower.

I trained with Noodle King™.

Genji and Flame Zarya were captured. Tomato Malfoy spared them.

Disney Villain™ King hates me now.

Of the entire Nohr fam, Eloise™ loves me the best.

I left the Gothel Tower on a fort seizing mission. Saizo:76 and Kagero Sandiego spotted me.

Prince Hans’ brother, Big Hans, killed Reinhardt “Gunther” Wilhelm, and I got saved by a shapeshifting fish girl. I apparently have my own little interdimensional clubhouse.

Rescued Hinokopter and Cherry Blossom Mercy. High Noon Lobster King™ is on my side.

Bratty Pineapple hates me thus far and has deemed everyone unworthy of speaking his name.

Mikoto only had, like, 15 seconds of fame before the Jabberwocky wreaked havoc on the festival. Though try the rice dumplings and potatoes; they’re delicious.

I CAN BECOME A DRAGON AND ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!

Yato > Ganglari

Met a Disney Princess™

My allies thus far: My Avatar (Jacqueline), Flame Zarya, Genji, Alfred the Butler, Hinokopter w/ Bullseye the Rootin’ Tootin’ Pegasus, Cherry Blossom Mercy, Bratty Pineapple, High Noon Lobster King™, and One-Hit-Wonder Disney Princess™.

Fork in the Road: Going to HO-SHI-DO!!!

BONUS! Flashback: Hoshido fam’s father apparently was Okami!Hanzo with an impressive and luxurious mane. Too bad Disney Villain™ King murdered him in cold blood.

UPDATE: Okay, so Hinokopter, High Noon Lobster King™, and Bratty Pineapple are not officially usable on my team yet, but have stood with me on missions.