#carswell THORNE

[eerna]

the moon queen & her getaway pilot

[lynsstrange]

one of my favorite parts of the lunar chronicles has always been how batshit insane it is. just the the genuine unhingery. the main character kidnaps her love interest from his wedding. said love interest stabs his arranged bride (a murderous dictator) with scissors at the altar. cress and thorne stay at an inn in the middle of the desert, and while he’s fucking around gambling she gets kidnapped into an underground medical experimentation human trafficking ring and bought by her long lost father. there’s evil moon people. scarlet and wolf get it on in a boxcar after like two days of knowing each other. 4/9 of the main cast aren’t human. cinder crashes kai’s wedding (again), murders twenty people, and jumps off a ten story balcony into a lake. kai keeps cinder’s metal foot so he can stare at it and long after her while she’s a wanted fugitive. cress fangirls over and stalks her outlaw crush on the internet for years and then bags him when they meet. not one of them is over twenty or mentally sound btw. no other YA series is doing it like that. applause

[first-mate-cinder]

Thorne, thinking that Scarlet is Princess Selene bc she has no hospital records: I've connected the dots

Cinder, actually Princess Selene: You haven't connected shit

Thorne: I've connected them

[chemicallyyourss]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAAAAHHHHH

LUNAR CHRONICLES MOVIE SCRIPT???

[iambecomeafangirl]

„Lunars were a society that had evolved from an Earthen moon colony centuries ago, but they weren’t human anymore. People said Lunars could alter a person’s brain—make you see things you shouldn’t see, feel things you shouldn’t feel, do things you didn’t want to do”.

[moon-mirage]

“No one in this palace is as beautiful as you think they are. It’s all just mind control.”

Thorne grinned and squeezed her closer against his side. “I’m fairly certain there’s at least one exception to that rule.”

Cress rolled her eyes. “Yeah. Thaumaturges.”

He laughed and dropped his arm, though she wasn’t sure what was funny.

[birbliophile]

The Lunar Chronicles is so funny because at one point the cyborg character sustains water damage and she wakes up to find out one of her friends suggested putting her head in rice

[impossiblesuitcase]

I feel like Thorne would list Cinder as his second emergency contact after Cress. But to protect her identity he uses a pseudonym so he tells her, "Cinder, if you one day get a call asking for a Gloria Bottlebook, know that I am probably dead."

[some---weirdo]

Lunar Chronicles headcannon:

Thorne got a fake ID to gamble and drink when he was a teenager, and ended up joining the military with it. By the time he's a fugitive with Cinder, he forgets he told everyone the wrong age. So he's actually like 18 instead of 20 the whole time, making all of the character dynamics on the Rampion make a lot more sense (including his relationship with 16 year old Cress)

[ikosburneraccount]

lunar chronicles fandom canon event is for some reason thinking thorne is blonde even though he is explicitly stated as a brunet

[gingerale2017]

im bored SO I MADE THESE

[eerna]

as promised bc they were born for the meme

[yellowraincoat]

Cinder and Thorne, my favorite fugitive duo 🥰🥰🥰

[lostwarllock]

Looking at the stars admiring from afar✨💫(except he couldn’t because he was blind) ((also from a few months ago))

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@aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen (you’re so special taking up the entire list)

[thisnerdetteoverthere-blog]

Sometimes found family is a lost princess who mainly identifies as a mechanic, an android who‘s jealous of everyones tasting buds, an emperor who‘s trying his best, a retired wolf mercernary who‘s actually soft, a no bs farmer girl, a hallucinating princess and step cousin of the other princess, her self announced very stoic very serious bodyguard, a captain who actually cannot fly very well and a hacker girl with major social anxiety

Oh and also the bodyguard used to unwillinigly help imprison the hacker girl

And the hacker girl is actually the long thought dead daughter of the emperors doctor

And the no bs farmer girl is actually the granddaughter of the mechanics princesses Guardian

Oh and also most of them are in love with one of the others

[mxt004]

cinder and thorne got a weird sense of humour that no one understands except them. i can so clearly thorne telling a joke the rampion crew looking at each other awkwardly because they don’t get it and there’s just cinder dying laughing on the floor