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deathmetalunicorn1 · 2 years ago

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What if Jack,Hercules, Hermes, Thor, Hlokk, and any other characters you want got sucked through a portal and meet there au dog counterparts and there owner who is a single mom and her daughters one is in her teens and the other is a toddler who just learned how to walk steady on her feet.

•Dog Jack and dog Hercules like to walk the older daughter to and from the bus stop, they live on a farm in the country so the bus stop (which is basically a tree with a bench underneath it) is a long,long way from the house.

•Dog Jack has his own puppy a little female who is the runt of the litter. His owner breed him with a Great Dane female who belonged to an acquaintance and then when the pups were sold they went there separate ways. All the other puppies got sold but they let Jack keep this one since they became so attached to each other,Hlokk is pretty much her big sister (or should I say small sister, even a runt from a half Great Dane litter would be kinda tall.).

•Hlokk can tell it’s them cuz of her keen nose,Jack made a comment in an extra chapter that she has a keen nose. And if that wasn’t enough to convince them the dogs even have the same names as them and look exactly like them lol.

•Each dog has there own role to play on the farm like for example:

•guarding the house and the barn at night.

•rounding up the hens if they get loose.

•chasing foxes and or raccoons out of the hen house.

•herding the sheep.

•keeping predators like wolves and cougars out of the horse corral and barn.

•making sure the cats doing it’s job as pest control eating rats,mice,snakes,etc

.•babysitting (yes Jack and or Hercules babysit BOTH daughters even if the older says she doesn’t need it. They know she likes the company.).

•being escorts for the girls is one of them (a self assigned role) they both get a hug a kiss and an I love you before she says goodbye and gets on the bus and when she gets of the bus.

This was fun, but reading your posts on the dogs to use, I couldn't help but wonder what a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier and a Great Dane mutt would look like. Great Danes are short, coated breeds, so I'm curious if it would have longer fur or not. Great thinking question and an interesting idea for a post. Thank you.

-It started with an accident, a magic spell gone wrong, spiriting away 2 gods, 2 demi-gods, and 1 human, dropping them in front of a large farmhouse.

-A young teen girl had been on the porch, and she ran inside, calling for her mother who quickly ran out, the teen holding a toddler in her arms, peeking out from behind her mother.

-The magic seal that brought them to you was still glowing as you put your hands on your hips, eyes narrowing, “What magic brought you here?”

-Hermes and Thor were a bit surprised you knew about magic, as you were a human, but Hermes was the one to speak, “A magic spell gone wrong. We overestimated the power needed to teleport across Valhalla and wound up here. How is it that you know of magic?”

-You smiled, almost mysteriously, “It’s not the first time I’ve had guests like you lot.”

-Loud barking filled the air and attention turned to two large dogs charging towards the group, with a third, smaller dog running behind them.

-The dogs put themselves in between your new guests and your family, growling darkly until you told them to stand down, as they were distrustful of strangers.

-You grinned at the guests, “Sorry about that, Hercules, Jack, and little Hlokk here aren’t too fond of strangers.”

-Eyes went wide and jaws dropped, looking at the three massive dogs, a Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier, who’s long facial fur looked strangely similar to Jack’s mustache, and a Carpathian Shepard, who was massive, but once you told him to stand down, he was sitting down with his tail wagging a million miles per hour, reminding them all of a certain Greek demigod. Hlokk was a mutt, half Wheaten Terrier, half Great Dane, she was smaller than her father, Jack, but was still a large dog, wearing a bright pink collar around her neck.

-You were surprised to learn the names of your guests, a giggle bubbling out of you before Hermes surmised that they were in an alternate dimension, where they were all animals instead of being gods or a human in Jack’s case.

-Hercules initially was unsure of this idea, until Glokk spoke, pointing at her nose, “No, Hermes is right, your scents are both very similar, plus they look like you.”

-Hercules was quick to accept it, quickly bonding with Hercules while your Jack trotted over to their Jack and sat beside him, looking up at him as if he was expecting pats, which he quickly got, looking content.

-You introduced yourself before your two daughters, Michelle, or Mickey as she prefers, and your toddler, Poppy.

-Mickey was a bit uneasy with these guests, being a bit distrustful, while Poppy was giggling brightly, waving her arms out towards Thor who was a bit surprised that the toddler didn’t look afraid of him at all.

-Hermes was able to calculate that he could get them all back to their own dimension, but it would take a day or two, and you didn’t hesitate to welcome them into your home.

-Hercules teased Hermes when Poppy saw your black cat that you kept on the farm for pest control, carrying him over, the cat looking calm and wasn’t fighting, “Hermy!”

-Hermes was amused that he was a cat, the two quickly liking each other, as they were so similar in personality.

-Mickey was a bit wary around the men, as they were strangers, until Jack saw her reading Shakespeare and her eyes lit up with sparkles as she was finally able to have someone to talk to!!

-Mickey also bonded with Hlokk, who, while shorter, became like a big sister, talking about clothes.

-Poppy on the other hand adored both Thor and Hercules, hugging their legs, beaming up at them when she managed to toddle over to them.

-The next day Jack and Hercules watched as your Jack and Hercules walked Mickey off of the farm, taking her to the school bus stop about a half a mile up the road, the two men following after, speaking with Mickey, curious about where she was going.

-Thor got to meet his animal, a large reddish colored bull, who looked calm, but Thor could easily sense the power and the two had a stare off for what felt like forever.

-Your Hermes had a job of pest control, keeping rats and other rodents away from the crops, as well as handling any intruders in the chicken coop, while your beloved canines handled with security, letting you know of any trespassers, humans or animals.

-You enjoyed having the few extra helping hands on the farm, as Hercules and Thor got into a competition over who could haul the most hay bales to the barns, while both of the Hlokk’s looked after Poppy.

-Jack tended to your vegetable garden, finding weeding it quite relaxing and Hermes was inside your home, with your permission, preparing lunch for everyone, while you were walking your cows out to their pasture to graze.

-When Mickey got off the bus she beamed, “Where’s my favorite boys?! Where’s my kisses?!” she instantly flushed, seeing both sets of Hercules and Jack there as the two dogs ran over while Jack chuckled warmly at her.

-You had to admit they were good company to keep, seeing the healthy appetites all around the room, including your own girls, was refreshing, but it was fun to keep feeding them until most were in food comas.

-Hermes was the only one who remained awake, sitting beside you on the porch swing, his head on your shoulder as he tried to stay awake, “May I ask, why weren’t you freaked out by seeing us?” you chuckled softly, rocking the swing lightly, “As I said, you’re not the first visitors I’ve had. The first one showed up when I was still pregnant with Poppy, right after my husband abandoned us and the farm. He was a funny man, but Mickey liked him, and he was kind enough to help me around the farm for a while after I gave birth.”

-Hermes was a bit curious, tilting his head up, “Oh? May I ask who that was?”

-You smiled softly, remembering your friend fondly, as he was funny but also mischievous, “His name was Loki.”

-Hermes snorted into his hand, laughing out loud while you smiled lightly as he thought it was hysterical that Loki came here first and helped you out.

-You leaned back, “Don’t mention that I told you about him, he was quite shy when he would talk about his family, like they didn’t want him finding out about where he had been. But if you see him, I have a Billy goat that’s a little shit just like him.”

-Cue round two of laughter.

-The following morning you, Mickey, and Poppy all wished your new friends well as you saw them off.

-They each said goodbye to their animal counterparts, except for Thor, who lifted his hand to his face, pointing two fingers at his eyes before he pointed them at the bull and only Thor saw the bull lift his hoof to his face before pointing back at Thor.

-Poppy was crying, not wanting to say goodbye, the same with Mickey, who didn’t want to lose her big sister and the first father figure she’s had in years.

-You were the only calm one, as your farm was a hot spot for events like this. You had a feeling this wouldn’t be the last you see of them.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror thor #ror hermes #ror jack the ripper #ror heracles #ror hlokk

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itsniftyhistorytime · 5 years ago

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Welcome to today’s history dump, affectionally known by its (zero) followers as, “what do we know? Probably not much!” Lay down your towels, and get ready for your chompers to salivate, cause it’s gonna be a juicy one!

Let’s start off with a bit of background on our fierce femme fatale. It is my pleasure to introduce you to Krystyna Skarbek, a woman that hails from the land of pierogis, copious amounts of alcohol, and inaccurate reports of idiotic grandeur (does the battle of Korjanty ring a bell!? If it doesn’t here’s some hints – in 1939 this Calvary was falsely accused of charging at German tanks on horseback, marking them as the man, the myth, and the dumb legend.) so, what country do we speak of? Only the land of my people… Poland!

Arguably, Krystyna’s first and only love, Poland will play a major role in this woman’s life. While sadly being mostly erased from history, Krystyna should be known for many things, but a few notable ones:

1.The inspiration for author Ian Flemings first Bond girl, ‘Vesper Lynd’ (she had at one point also taken him on as one of her lovers)

2. Sir Winny of Britain aka Winston Churchill’s favorite spy (you might know him for one of his most famous quotes, ‘fear is a reaction. courage is a decision’ I have no doubt it is plastered on many a haunted house pamphlet’)

3. Sixth in the Miss. Polonia beauty pageant, and often referred to as ‘physically stunning and charismatic’, but more importantly, handy in survival skills and defense techniques aka the Miss. Congeniality of the 1900’s

4. At one point her assistant, a former Polish intelligence agent would (allegedly) fall so deeply into obsession with her that he would ask her to marry him. When Christine essentially says ‘fuck no, we’re in the middle of a war and I’m already married???’ he would try and prove his love to her by jumping off the city’s Elizabeth Bridge, not realizing the Danube was frozen. Once that didn’t work he tried to shoot himself, but lost what little gumption he had, and was promptly sent back to London.

As always, let’s set the scene for Krystyna (before we get into some of her more daring antics) – born and raised in Warsaw, Poland in the early 1900’s (her year of birth is often contested and shrouded in mystery, something which I think she would appreciate, being a spy and all) Krystyna would later be also known as Christine Granville, her wartime spy moniker. The daughter of a count and a Jewish banking heiress, she would marry and divorce young (some might say this marks the beginning of a string of lovers, cause this woman knows she’s GOT IT, and she’s not settling for just one mediocre man.)

However, it really heats up for our gal Christine in the Tatra mountains in 1938, where she would meet her second husband (but not her last lover.) Honestly, by 1939 Christine is pretty much just chilling, probably bored out of her mind. She’s already been a beauty queen, married twice, chilled in some mountains, and I’m pretty sure she’s thinking… well now the fuck what?

Well, in a series of fortuitous events (for her, but not the rest of the world) Hitler would invade Poland, and Christine would travel to England where she would greatly impress MI6, so much that she becomes a member of the Special Operations Executive aka she’s stuck with a bunch of bumbling idiots and earns herself the status of being one of the most prolific women spies of her time.

Some of her most exciting missions are as follows:

1. This crazy gal flies to Budapest under the guise of being a journalist. (I like to picture her holding a pen in one hand and a notebook filled with spy notes in the other, so ballsy and beautiful that all the men just take it at face value that she’s a journalist.) She then skis across the Carpathian Mountains with a Polish Olympic skier that she’s somehow roped into her spy antics (in freezing temperatures, where there are actual dead bodies frozen along the way) to begin the work of helping resistance workers and high-risk refugees escape the country

2. At one point she hooks up with a one-legged spy, who would go by the moniker, Kennedy. She played one half of this dynamic duo (he played a quarter, on account of the missing leg.) Divorced from her second husband by this point, she could easily have married Kennedy, and been given the prime opportunity to refer to him as her partner in both life and work, but instead chooses to just bone him and cause a ruckus across Europe. At one point they were interrogated and imprisoned by the Gestapo. Due to this saucy bitch’s quick thinking she was able to bite her tongue till it bled and convinced them she had tuberculosis, thereby making them freak out and let her and her companion go.

3. Despite her face being plastered up across the country on wanted posters, she waltzed into a German controlled prison and rescued her colleagues (one of which was her boss and coincidentally her lover.) Amazingly she did this by first walking around the prison walls and humming a popular American blues ballad that both her and her boss knew. Once hearing his hummed response, she boldly walked into the prison and convinced them she was a British agent and the niece of a British general who was on his way to help with the allied resistance, and that if they harmed her colleagues a dreadful punishment would befall them. Are the men were released.

4. Was once stopped near the Italian border by two German officers and when told to raise her arms, and did so, revealing a grenade under each arm. A dramatic interpretation follows:

German officers: Lady stop, ze seems suspect!

Christine: If you don’t let me go I’ll let these grenades drop and we’ll all die

German officers: Fuck me, this gal is crazy, let’s run away.

5. Upon avoiding a German patrol, she came face to face with an Alsatian hound aka a look alike German Shepard. Managing to charm her way into keeping the dog quiet, she ALSO convinced the Germans that they were about to be attacked by basically just making a ton of noise, and they ran away. (According to some, her seductive appeal would even extend to OTHER fierce German guard dogs, who would nuzzle at her feet.)

6. Parachuted into enemy territories multiple times despite the ever-facing worry of death. Also convinced a German officer to personally carry a bag of HER secret documents past a Nazi check points.

Sadly, once the war was over, the British discarded her. Refusing to give her much pay, or allow her to becoming a citizen of Britain (despite being one of the most prolific and useful spies for them) she would find herself working odd jobs, so as to not fall into destitution. On one such job, as a ship stewardess, she would meet a man who would fall in love with her, and despite her telling him she wasn’t into it, he would follow her back to London and stab her to death. (I’d like to think that she would haunt his ass in death and ruin his life.)

#history #badass women #spies #niftyhistory #notquitesurehowtagswork #krystyna skarbek #christine granville

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