#carmen beep 🚘

[gordoncarman]

I got a strange email earlier today-

knowing how many viruses i get in my inbox, i was skeptical to open it

turns out it just had a bunch of cat photos in it

still strange though???????

there was also some text or something telling me to hop on pressure so. i guess i'm doing that now

[gordoncarman]

I NEVER MEANT TO IMPLY THAT HE DIED I JUST

I'M SORRY THAT HE'S MISSING AND I HOPE YOU FIND HIM-

Huh? Half-Life 2, huh? I know a thing or two about that and AI...

....I'd offer to help him out but... yeah.

Our condolences go out to you, Soupy.

-🚘

[This post is in Real Time…]

HE’S NOT FUCKING DEAD CARMAN!

-Soupy

[gordoncarman]

cardad

cardad????? yeah i guess i am

[gordoncarman]

jam can you ask carman if I'm allowed to bring his child (letter) to him because i want to drop it off

first of all. jam is off my account. banished. and. ok? sure? who are you are you that one guy

[gordoncarman]

Happy New Year!!! I am unfortunately not at home right now so, technically in my home state there's like one hour to go- But still!

[gordoncarman]

> My lips are sealed!

> Hello! Small pink thing! Are you in the mood for causing mayhem, perhaps? :3

I LOVE MAYHEM I LOVE CAUSING IT IM ALWAYS IN THE MOOD . youre not allowed to tell anyone though

[gordoncarman]

[Carmen Beep. Smiles!]

[gordoncarman]

Jam got really mad at me because I wouldn't let her have a tumblr account. She got pissed because Ben has one and like??? first of all: he SHOULDNT. Second of all: she doesn't need one...

[gordoncarman]

WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO TO MY ACCOUNT MAN 😭😭😭

I CAN'T FUCKING ACCESS IT ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE I HAVE TO USE MY SHITTY ASS PHONE

god damn you vida

[gordoncarman]

WHATv?!!?! TWO LETTERS?!! LETTER YOH BETTER COME FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF IM PISSED!

letter unfuse RIGHT NOW and GO TO YOUR ROOM! 🚘

YOURE NOT MY CARDAD YOU DONT HAVE AUTHORITY HERE.

[gordoncarman]

found my copy of HLCE 💪💪💪💪💪

gonna load it up :)

[gordoncarman]

gorfur carcat

STOP

who the fuck is this

embry if this is you im gonna strangle you when you're home istg

[gordoncarman]

carmann.. what do we do if we wanna become one of the little guys

yeahh.. D::

..Is that even possible??

can you do that please please please please pleaaseee

uh??? Idk? i assume letter was the one who took like.. bits of the others' code to make the viruses. cant help sorry :(

[gordoncarman]

>_ get your child out of the kitchen

no

[gordoncarman]

letter is being homophobia :(

letter is what

[gordoncarman]

google search normal to have dreams about my science team

google search prophetic visions of gnome

google search how to get ai to stop deleting my files

google search how to put her in time out

google search pizza near me