#carmen beep 🚘

[gordoncarman]

I got a strange email earlier today-

knowing how many viruses i get in my inbox, i was skeptical to open it

turns out it just had a bunch of cat photos in it

still strange though???????

there was also some text or something telling me to hop on pressure so. i guess i'm doing that now

[gordoncarman]

I NEVER MEANT TO IMPLY THAT HE DIED I JUST

I'M SORRY THAT HE'S MISSING AND I HOPE YOU FIND HIM-

Huh? Half-Life 2, huh? I know a thing or two about that and AI...

....I'd offer to help him out but... yeah.

Our condolences go out to you, Soupy.

-🚘

[This post is in Real Time…]

HE’S NOT FUCKING DEAD CARMAN!

-Soupy

[gordoncarman]

cardad

cardad????? yeah i guess i am

[gordoncarman]

listen carman i know you might not believe me on this but i swear to inferno im not the reason broth is gone. howeveruh

let me make a list

i know where broth is and the condition hes in

its not good

i could send him back but. i. cant interfere with the "story"

im being mistook for his brother.

so. yeag.

-your friend, chaos

Hey man. I'm not like. Accusing you of kidnapping him. I'm just worried. Thanks for clearing stuff up.

[gordoncarman]

jam can you ask carman if I'm allowed to bring his child (letter) to him because i want to drop it off

first of all. jam is off my account. banished. and. ok? sure? who are you are you that one guy

[gordoncarman]

food for you on the desktop

hungry

[gordoncarman]

Happy New Year!!! I am unfortunately not at home right now so, technically in my home state there's like one hour to go- But still!

[gordoncarman]

[Carmen Beep. Smiles!]

[gordoncarman]

i want to be home.. with my boyfriend... and my other boyfriend.. and my spouses...

[gordoncarman]

can't letter also hang out in that one version of hl? I think it would be happier there

Can't access. haven't been for a little bit. got a feeling i wont be able to for a while

[gordoncarman]

Might have to resort to sending letter to some babysitter or something because god I've been here for almost two months

[gordoncarman]

Jam got really mad at me because I wouldn't let her have a tumblr account. She got pissed because Ben has one and like??? first of all: he SHOULDNT. Second of all: she doesn't need one...

[gordoncarman]

WHATv?!!?! TWO LETTERS?!! LETTER YOH BETTER COME FUCKING EXPLAIN YOURSELF IM PISSED!

letter unfuse RIGHT NOW and GO TO YOUR ROOM! 🚘

YOURE NOT MY CARDAD YOU DONT HAVE AUTHORITY HERE.

[gordoncarman]

yurning you blue

WHAT

[gordoncarman]

you can excuse homophobia???

A: It's literally queer

B: It's my kid and I love it

[gordoncarman]

letters being homophobicc againn

it's allowed