#carlposting

[the-worms-world]

this crept into my head while i was listening to the anarchist's cookbook and i Had to make this Immediately

(they're besties, your honor)

@mongo-the-liensis i think you would enjoy this tbh

[formulaonedirection]

[thebreadmundfitzgerald]

Apparently you can change the background on Microsoft Solitaire. I should not have access to this feature.

[the-worms-world]

sorry lads. this post has been nominated for dcc and Only dcc for the fellow 4 dcc loving people on this fuckign website

i need him dorkier. i need him more insane. i need him insufferable. i need him full of righteous belligerence. i need him bloodier and sluttier and more deranged. i need him gayer. i need him bundled in no less than 4 microfleece blankets. i need a gallon of soup in him. i need him kissed softly. i need him punched in the face.

[unofficialbob]

Should I introduce Bob to substances?

[formulaonedirection]

Btw Jess and I already decided on Carl's next big career move a year ago

[unofficialbob]

I've been getting more migraines lately.

[unofficialbob]

I don't even want to play tennis.

[unofficialbob]

I did all sorts of things to be rebellious when I was younger.

[unofficialbob]

You’re all invited to my New Year’s Eve party, unless you’re the crazy guy claiming to be me.

[unofficialbob]

you’re in love with him and you’re in denial about it

Nuh uh.

[unofficialbob]

he plays chess

I see.

[unofficialbob]

[unofficialbob]

I love cigarettes

[unofficialbob]

I haven't seen him without a shirt on.

[unofficialbob]

Sometimes I get migraines at work, and then I have to go lie down. 😐.