#cardin is smoldering sex apeal
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
He's a ... POPSTAR!?!
Once again Pyrrha was being dragged into a public forum. Jaune was still being a little cagy about why he was doing so many "jobs", even though when he wasn't working, or in class with was giving Pyrrha all his attention... loving, comforting, affection affirming attention.
Pyrrha: I didn't know you and Coco were into Idols, Ruby.
Ruby: They are so cool! All those dance moves, and those voices!
Coco: I just find them utterly adorable...
Ruby: (Gives Coco a look) And you think about doing... FILTH to them!
Coco: I'm forever going to regret letting that slip.
Pyrrha: Do you know who we're going to see?
Ruby: It's a NEW group, just two of them, and they totally came out of nowhere and just shooting up the charts!
Coco: They call themselves J/C... Joan A and Carla W.
The trio paid the cover charge and entered the theater. Taking places towards the back, they waited for the show to begin. The lights dimmed, and spotlights of various colors started to weave patterns over the stage...
Ruby: It's starting... HUH?!?!
Pyrrha: JAUNE?!?
Coco: CARDIN?!?
The two young men in question stepped onto the stage. Jaune in torn jeans a yellow t-shirt, jean jacket, sneakers and black base ball cap. Cardin was also in torn jeans, but in a white t-shirt, sneakers and a black jean jacket.
CROWD: WHUT?!?!?!?
Jaune: Please enjoy the show!
Cardin: Feel the love!
Ruby/ Coco / Pyrrha: (Utterly Confused Noises)
Their eyes grew as large as saucers as Cardin and Jaune both held up a strange glittering dust crystals above their heads. In a blinding light of flared aura and a pulse from the crystals...
CROWD: EXPLOSIVELY RABID CHEERS!!!
Pyrrha / Ruby/ Coco: (ruby-pyrrha-coco.exe rebooting)
Joan(Jaune) / Carla(Cardin): Thank you for all the support!
youtube
Coco/ Ruby/ Pyrrha: ...
CROWD EXPLODES as they wave Glow-sticks above their heads!
youtube
Coco: Pyrrha...
Pyrrha: Coco?
Coco: I want to apologize in advance for what I am going to do...
Pyrrha: Huh?
Ruby: FILTH! You're thinking FILTH!
Whaps Coco on the head with a pink glow -stick.
Coco: HEH!
Pyrrha: (Ominous aura) Coco...
Coco/ Ruby: Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: You can have Carla... Joan-Jaune are... (Snarls)MINE!!
Coco: (swallows nerviously)Understood...
(Master Episode List)
(Couldn't resist... sorry)
#rwby#jaune arc#jaune can sing#Youtube#mortal kombat theme#genderswap dust#jaune makes an adorable girl#cardin is smoldering sex apeal#idols
40 notes
·
View notes