#carabao energy drink

[chelseajackarmy]

Carabao Cup Final

Via Chelsea FC

[konsum]

Carabao Energy Drink Mango Burst, 330ml

[goonersaurus]

my pinoy ass first getting into english football a few years ago: omg it’s so cute this filipino farm animal is sponsoring this competition

I know companies think sponsoring stuff increases their exposure but actually I still don't know what a 'carabao' is.

[nietp]

Everyone and their mother is doing energy drink reviews these days but they all look laughable to me. They're out here reviewing RedBull and Crazy Tiger Lemon like we're in 2018.... aren't you ashamed to post such basic stuff? What are you doing? We're way past that. You look stupid. Anyway. It's been a while... Let me show you my sexy selection.

Carabao Energy Drink: interesting because it goes back to the very origin of energy drinks: Thailand! The first energy drink was created in Thailand in 1975, and was then adapted to create RedBull. So thank you for that. Carabao is the most popular energy drink in Thailand after RedBull. God we're learning so much today! The can size is cute, however it tastes extremely sweet and sour, and is not carbonated at all which was kind of unsettling. Interesting experience though, it's a completely different taste palette from western energy drinks imo. I drank 2 cans and felt nothing, as usual! 3/5 stars.

Onto the next one for a widely different story!

Freez Mix Energy Dragon: I forgot to take a pic but believe me, we did buy that stupid thing. First of all, these drinks are packaged like beer bottles as a 6-pack, which I should have been suspicious of. I found out at the cash register that the 6-pack costs 10€ but by then it was too late, and luckily the cashier was also drinking an orange RedBull so when she saw my face fall at the price, she joked about RedBull being even more expensive instead of making fun of me, so I knew I was in a safe space for idiots and alpha males. So basically when it comes to the taste....it's bad? I'm so sorry for being a hater but this is just not good and not what I expect from an energy drink. Luckily for the Freez Mix company, before I'm a hater, I'm also an intellectual and a scientist, so I looked up their website to understand their intent and creative process. This wasn't hard to do, because on the bottle right nex to the cap was a QR code that said "Scan the QR code to open the bottle safely!". I was like... Do you think I'm stupid? I need a QR code to do what now? And then I opened the bottle and spilled the drink all over myself. This drink is carbonated to the high heavens. So we scanned the code, which links you to a stupid YouTube video where they show how to open the bottle, and they opened it normally just like I did, but they're just full of lies because their drink didn't spill all over. Anyway! So we also checked their website and found out they're really trying to create a line of fancy drinks that will look good at parties where everyone drinks alcohol but you don't. So this is why this energy drink has like a beer fursona. And tastes like shit non-alcoholic beer mixed with energy drink. I also found out that's it's called Dragon because it's supposed to be dragonfruit flavoured? I wouldn't have guessed. To me it tastes too bitter to be an energy drink, but it's not like it's a jägerbomb either. This drink just hasn't found itself yet. It's on a journey. Unfortunately, I needed to be on a journey too since we bought 6 of these, so I had to learn to like the taste, and the fact that every single bottle spills everywhere no matter how you open it. Possibly so you can chug it at frat parties like a real beer? I don't think that would make you very popular. 2/5 stars, this drink was all over the place.

Bang Energy Drink Candy Apple Crisp: so this one sent me in a bit of a crisis. Not much to say about it, but avid readers will remember that I once reviewed a personal favourite, Monster Energy Ultra Paradise, and said that it tasted like the green apple artificial flavour. However, this Bang is now supposed to taste exactly like that but with sugar candy on top. However², I don't see how you can make a drink that already usually tastes fully of sugar taste like more sugar. So this just tastes like energy drink with an artificial apple flavour, but NOT as much as the Monster one that isn't supposed to taste like that at all. Life is complicated. I just feel like this Bang is a travesty of something I love and cherish. 2/5 stars, the flavour was okay but -3 taken for the disrespect of my loved ones.

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

on my way back from work, saw a fairly normal-looking marlboro pack next to a tiny energy drink i've never even heard of before. hope you enjoy

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I think I've actually seen Carabao before. Truly a story was told here...so graceful...thank you for sharing !!

[richarlisonny]

remember the important rule‼️

if my team is still in the carabao cup: distinguished silverware we would be proud to win

if my team is knocked out of the carabao cup: energy drink lame fake trophy it's made of tinfoil

[footiehoemcfc]

oh naur you summoned what L in liverpool stands for.. loser annoying fans who said carabao cup is an energy drink cup before they won it and then after celebrated like it's the most important thing in the world...

let's not act like money isn't one of the biggest parts in football nowadays. you want a good team? you spend money. sorry but if you're shit, passion will not win you any major trophies :) and liverpool have been a good example of this over the past few years xx

preach sister

[vietnamdrinks]

2019 Carabao Chelsea 180ml cans Thailand energy drink 8855790000530

[todareistodo]

guys i don't actually care about the carabao cup it's stupid anyway like it's named after an energy drink it's so unserious LET'S WIN THE FA CUP AND THE LEAGUE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE NEXT YEAR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[destroydecay]

first time trying these, mixes well with tequila ;)

[hassanfield]

gonna boss out my essay and stay up all night cos why fucking not

[jjramsey]

watching the man city game bc villa got knocked out in like the second round smh

[american-lfc-mom]

Are you...are you fucking kidding me?!? You're going to criticize Andy Robertson for drinking a couple beers at the parade? You know he's an actual human person with thoughts and feelings who spends WAY more time and energy on football than you do on literally anything. He gives every single bit of himself to Liverpool and Scotland. And, you know what, he actually truly cares about the fans. So when you bitch about your stupid poorly considered bullshit, it actually hurts him. So shut your stupid fucking mouths and let the lad have ONE DAY OFF from the most intense season ever before he goes and gives every thing he has left for Scotland. You stupid asses.

[spartanxhunterx]

Kalabuele keeps getting people chasing her and trying to get her to sponsor their bull themed energy drinks

Kalabuele: No! No! No! I will not sponsor any energy drink company or I will have to be advertiser friendly and I don't want that!

Carabao Energy Drinks (where her name sake is technically from cause Carabao is just Spanish for Kalabaw "water buffalo") gives her an offer

Kalabuele: the urge to accept for the pun is strong but my lawyer says no

Said lawyer is a bored Gattinera who read law books for fun: Hello, Gattinera, unofficial lawyer here

Gattinera: Here’s some free lawyers advice, tell the cops Nothing, tell the paramedics everything, your eyebrows look fine, leave them alone.

[bentancurs-bitch]

The reason we're doing so badly is because Conte has banned Carabao energy drinks, just like he banned sauces, it's a big brain move from him

[3nglandnt]

carabao energy drink cup is a SHAM idk how else to put it like it’s not champs league