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muunrabbit · 5 months ago
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(You woke them up! How rude!!!)
Some Creature SifLoop that I did like. A week ago.
Ignore the background, I couldn't be bothered.
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heartstringsbloom · 2 months ago
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Lightning after deciding to settle in Radiator Springs: I cant believe I *did this*! I can’t believe I did this. . .I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THIS! Harv would be so furious. . .
Sitting happily among Red’s flowers: That’s okay, what he doesn’t know won’t kill him, right?
Huddled under a table at Flo’s, crying: Oh my gosh. . .this would kill him.
Running with Mater after cow tipping, Frank hot on their heels: THIS IS SO FUN!
Slumped in his hands as Doc patches up the scrape on his leg from falling during said run from Frank: I am a horrible person. I’m going back.
Riding in the car with Sally by the falls: I AM NEVER GOING BACK! *hugs her from the side* woohoo!
Laying face down as Sarge powers through multiple pushups beside him: I am a despicable human being. . . .
Driving endlessly around the butte: WOOHOO! BEST! DAY! EVER!
Everyone else:
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masterj · 27 days ago
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Cars Incorrect Quote
Mater: Is it opposite day?! 😧
Lightning: Speed... I have no speed... (snores) 😴
Mater: AHHHHHHHHH 😨😱😱😱
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apollo11fangirl · 2 years ago
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Lighting : Guess what I'm about to get! Doc: On my nerves.
Doc: I’m going to hell. Lighting : Probably. Doc: I'll pick you up? Lighting : *nodding* Carpool.
Lighting : What am I supposed to do? Doc: If I were you? I’d try and make peace with whatever deity, pantheon, or Divine Other you believe in. Lighting : I’m an atheist. Doc: Then just get ready to die I guess.
Doc: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff. Storm : YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Sally: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Lighting : Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Lighting : Would you like me to tutor you? Mator: That was smooth.
Sally: WHO ATE MY BREAD?! Sally: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Lighting : I did? Sally: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Lighting . *walking away* Lighting : Lighting : Their gone Mator. Mator, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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sweetpeaches666 · 9 months ago
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Lightning: Monty? No one calls me that anymore.
Mater: Well, maybe they should.
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incorrect-anything-quotes · 11 months ago
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Guido: (says something)
Mater: Sorry, I don't speak Italian.
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thepixarau · 2 years ago
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Mater: I had a weird dream that I got arrested for tax evasion. Which is weird ‘cause I don’t even pay my taxes!
Woody: that is the exact definition of tax evasion.
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thewwshow · 9 months ago
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"Put My Momma Car Down"... About To Get Towed Over $125 (Live)
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easterncashforcars · 2 years ago
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aemondapologistfrfr · 3 months ago
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Table 13 & Cherry Pie
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modern!mechanic!benji x stripper!fem!reader
Summary: Working two jobs to support your mom’s medical bills is already hard enough and of course your car breaks down at the worst possible time. A flirty stranger you meet at the diner offers you help with no strings. Everything seems too good to be true and before you know it, it seems as if it all comes crashing down. 
Warnings: 18+ mentions of long term illness, swearing, cigarettes, oral(f receiving), questionable clientele but nothing in detail, p in v, unprotected, a fight but nothing too intense 
Authors Note: request from @chainsawsangel that i thoroughly enjoyed writing and working on 🥰
Word Count: 8k 
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I curse at any higher power that’s out there for allowing my car to break on such a vital day. I shove some cash into the taxi drivers waiting hand and take a deep breath before heading into the hospital. I calm my nerves as I adjust my visitors pass before entering my mother floor. The “inspirational” quotes littered across the wall seem to only aggravate me today as I push through the door. I spot my mother’s doctor and walk up to him. 
“How is she?” I nibble my lip looking at my mother fast asleep in the hospital bed. 
“She did well with the more aggressive treatment we used today. She’s a fighter, don’t worry.” he lays a hand on my shoulder and I slink out of his touch. 
“Did finance come up here looking for me?” I wince looking around the floor. 
“No, we tend to keep those vultures out of this space. Your mother is our first priority. We know you’re doing everything you can.” his eyes linger a bit too long before I slip into my mother’s room. 
“I’m sorry I wasn’t here on time.” I say softly holding her hand in mine. “You’d be giddy to know that your “hot doctor” called you a fighter and had nothing but praise of you.” I pull my normal chair closer to the side of the bed. 
“My car broke down on the way here and I had to wait forever for a taxi and tow to show up. I’m sorry I let you down again.” I curse the tear that falls down my cheek. “I have to work both jobs tonight, as usual. I’m hoping when I get here tomorrow you’ll still be up.” I kiss her forehead and close her door behind me. I internally groan as I walk to the elevator so I can stop past finance on my way out. The receptionist waves at me as I walk past to the desk I’ve become all too familiar with. 
“Lovely to see you, Y/n. What can I do for you today?” she smiles pushing back from her computer. 
“I only have half of this month’s payment. If I could get an extension. Even just a couple of days. I’m sure I can figure something out.” I pick at my nails as she sighs. 
“Something’s better than nothing.” she grabs the envelope from my hands. “I can only give you an extra ten days.” she looks to me with a patronizing smile. 
“I’ll make it work. I don’t have a choice.” I inhale deeply trying not to let my tears fall. “Thank you.” I nod to her before leaving her office. As I walk outside I let the tears flow as I pull out my phone to waste money on another fucking taxi. I sit on the ground crying until the taxi shows up. I get to the diner with fifteen minutes to spare and push through the front doors seeing that the room is full of customers. 
“Get changed and clock in.” my boss shouts from the grill. 
“Yeah,” I wave him off heading to the back. I pull my black uniform out of my locker and change quickly. I secure the apron around my waist and head to the mirror to deal with my tear stained face. I give up and throw my hair into a bun and walk out into the main area. I type my numbers into the computer and then look around to see which table I should head to first. 
“Thirteens been waiting for a while.” my coworker shouts at me so I grab a glass of water and head over that way. 
“I’m sorry about that wait today, sir. Is there something I could get for you right away?” I smile before I feel my heart skip as he looks to me. 
“A coffee for now.” he smiles up at me. 
“Any cream or sugar?” I fiddle with my pen as I try not to trail my eyes all over him. 
“Yeah cream, thank you.” the way his eyes crinkle has me melting on the spot. 
“And are we waiting for anyone?” I point my pen to the empty booth across from him. 
“Not unless you’d like to join me?” I know my blush is visible now as I turn back to him. 
“Oh I- I would but,” I internally scream at me falling over my words. 
“No worries, baby. Maybe another time.” I nod as he smirks after me as I go back to the kitchen. I pour his coffee and grab a jar of creamer before I walk out to him. 
“Coffee and cream.” I set the cups in front of him as he thanks me. “Can I get you something to eat?” I pull out my pad and pen. 
“What’s your favorite thing here?” he hums looking up to me. 
“Probably our cherry pie. It’s perfectly sweet and tart. Unless you meant like actual food.” I nibble my lip scolding myself because of course this man came here for food and not just pie.
“I’ll try your cherry pie.” he chuckles and I don’t miss the way his tongue darts against his lower lip.
“Anything else I can get you?” I offer him whatever smile I can muster. 
“That’s it for now.” he nods his head at me as I hustle back to the kitchen. 
“Well are you going to pick up more tables or stick with Mr. Handsome over there?” my coworkers tease me. 
I pick up my pad and start scurrying around the diner. Once I get into my flow I easily can juggle my tables. Once most of them are gone I glance back at table thirteen and wonder how he can possibly still be eating that pie. I see he’s only taken a couple bites and now I worry that he’s hated it. 
“If you didn’t like it I can get you something else?” my hands rest on his table. 
“You said it was your favorite so I figured I would save you some.” I scrunch my brows at his words. “Open up for me.” his voice is low as he brings the fork to my mouth. I shrug and wrap my lips around the fork and moan as I taste the sweet tartness. 
“I’ll go get you your check.” I hum licking the cherry from the corner of my mouth. 
“He’s your last table so finish up and I can get you out of here early.” my boss nods to me. I sigh knowing I need more money but I’m thankful that I can get to the club a little earlier. 
“Here’s your check I can come back when you’re ready.” I nod my head at him. 
“No, the rest is for you.” he hands me a fifty for his ten dollar bill. 
“Are you sure?” I blink at him in disbelief.
“Yeah you’ve earned it.” he slides out of the booth and towers above me. “Maybe I’ll come back tomorrow to try some more of your pie.” he leaves me blushing at the booth as he exits the front door. 
I go back to my locker and change back into my regular clothes before heading out the back. I cut down a couple alleys and side streets and sigh in relief when I start to see the familiar neon sign. I twist my key in the back door and make my way down the steps. The other girls wave at me and smile as I walk past. I make my way to my vanity and plop in my chair and sigh. 
I start to pull my bun out and tease my hair up a bit. I pull out a can of hairspray and get to work on making my appearance more desirable. I go back to my locker and pick out my most flattering outfit since I need to make the rest of my mother’s payment in ten days. As I look in the mirror the club manager walks to me and runs his hands up my arms. 
“When are you going to do private dances? You can make more money that way.” his voice sing song as I roll my eyes. 
“I don’t like when these men touch me.” I look him over before stepping out of his reach. 
“No but you like their money. What about a lap dance?” he keeps pushing the subject. 
“I’ll let you know if I change my mind.” I toss over my shoulder before walking backstage to hand the DJ my song choice. 
The rest of the night is filled with my boss begging me to give a man in the front row a lap dance and me respectfully declining every single time. I toss my outfit into my bag to take home and wash and I’m thankful one of the girls is willing to drop me off at home. 
As I walk up to my sidewalk I sigh at the shell of my childhood home. I slam the door shut behind me before trudging up the stairs to burn my skin in a hot shower before I collapse onto my bed and allow sleep to take over 
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Next day
I was able to see my mother for a couple hours today and drop off the money I made yesterday in finance. I wait on the sidewalk for my taxi to get here and smoke a cigarette wishing my life was different. As I see the car pull up I stand tossing the remains. We pull up to the diner and I furrow my brows as I see table number thirteen waiting outside the doors. 
“There’s my cherry pie.” a smile spreads across his face as mine heats. 
“You know they’re open even when I’m not here?” I finally return his smile stopping in front of him. 
“But I’d prefer it if you were here.” he opens the door for me. 
“I’m flattered,” my face must be red at this point. “Go take a seat table thirteen and I’ll be there when I clock in.” 
My boss and coworkers look at me with raised brows as they see him go sit in the same booth from last night. I try not to catch their gaze as I make my way to my locker. I clock him in and head straight for table thirteen. 
“What can I get for you today, sir?” I pull out my pad and pen. 
“Back to sir and not table thirteen?” he offers me a lopsided smile. “I thought we grew on each other, cherry pie.” 
“I just never got your name last night.” I hum looking over my pad at him. 
“You didn’t ask.” he raises an eyebrow with a taunting smile. 
“Table thirteen it is.” I roll my eyes and he laughs. 
“I’ll have the same as yesterday.” he hands me his menu and I leave him trying to collect my thoughts. I’ve never been one for flirty customers but there’s just something different about him. 
“I see your boyfriend is back.” my coworker giggles as I huff pouring his coffee. 
“I can only dream. There’s no way that man is single.” I shake my head bringing his coffee and cream to him. 
“What kind of pie would you like today?” I set his coffee in front of him. 
“What’s your next favorite after the cherry?” I nibble my lip thinking. 
“I think our banana cream pie is a close second.” I nod my head with my choice. 
“Then that’s what I’ll have.” he nods his head with a smile as I head off to the kitchen.
I plate his slice and run it back to him before I start tending to my other tables. Table thirteen only asks for refills on his coffee and I can feel his eyes on me throughout the shift. As I’m nearing the end of my shift I make my way back to him. 
“I was wondering when you would come back for your taste.” my breath catches at his words and he slices a piece of the pie. “I can feed it to you again.” I throw my cares away and dip down savoring the sweetness. 
“Did you enjoy it?” I lick the cream off my lips as he looks to me with dark eyes. 
“What are you doing after your shift?” his voice stirs something deep within me. 
“Going to my other job.” I sigh knowing I have no time to entertain the idea of this man at my house. 
“You’re a busy woman, cherry pie.” he tsks shaking his head. “Shouldn’t your man take care of you?” he tilts his head waiting on my answer. 
“I don’t have time for one. Two jobs, an aspiring artist, and a dying mother doesn’t really pull them in you know?” I feel like weight on my shoulders like bricks forcing me down. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.” I shake my head trying to figure out what I was thinking pouring my trauma on this man. 
“What’s something I can help you with?” he grabs my wrist to stop me from walking away. 
“Why do you want to help?” I look at him skeptically. 
“Because I can tell you truly need it.” his voice soft. 
“You good with cars?” a smile splits across his face at my words. 
“I’m the best mechanic around.” his voice full of confidence. “What time are you done at your other job?” 
“Around two I know it’s kind of late-“ 
“That’s fine. Do you need me to pick you up?” he pulls out money for his tab. 
“No my coworker can bring me home. Are you sure? It’s really late and inconvenient and I don’t have any money to offer.” I shake my head. 
“I offered to help where I can. Fixing your car is easy for me.” he slips another fifty into my hand along with his phone. “Put your number in.” 
“I put it under Cherry Pie.” I hand him his phone back. “I’ll be back with your change.” 
“No need.” he waves his hand. “Text me your address and when to come over.” he types something out on his phone and I feel mine vibrate. 
“Thank you,” I furrow my brows and walk back to clock out. 
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Table 13: Don’t forget to send me your address. 
Cherry Pie: Home Location
Cherry Pie: I’ll be home around two. If you seriously want to fix my car. 
Cherry Pie: I’d appreciate it, but it’s a lot of me to ask of you.
Table 13: I’ll be there. You didn’t ask, I offered. Have a good shift 🍒
Cherry Pie: omw now if you’re still coming 
Table 13: I’m here waiting for you 😌
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“How long have you known this guy?” my coworker looks at me as if I’m crazy and I’m starting to think I am. 
“Two days.” I wince. 
“What’s his name?” she sighs shaking her head. 
“I don’t know,” I nibble my lip. “We use nicknames.” I look out the window to avoid her stare. 
“If I wake up and hear about you on the news I’ll find you and kill you myself.” she says parking at my driveway. 
“He’s nice,” I shrug getting out of the car. “And hot so fuck it.” I smile before walking up my drive taking in table thirteens car. 
“How was work?” he rises from my porch swing. 
“Long and exhausting.” I say throwing my bag over my shoulder. 
“What’s your other job?” he asks following me to my front door. 
“Not a lot of people seem to look kindly upon it.” I slide my key in the lock and push the doors open. 
“I don’t judge.” he shuts the door softly behind us. 
“Do you want something to drink?” I turn the lights on in the kitchen and look him over. I take in his tired eyes and start to feel bad. “It’s so late and you’re tired.” I shake my head. 
“I’m perfectly fine.” he nods reassuringly. “I’ll have a water.” he offers me a smile. I grab two waters out of the fridge and begin to lead him to the garage. 
“Here he is.” I flick on the lights. “All broken and sad.” I step in and begin to move my canvases and art supplies out of the way. 
“Do you have the keys?” he turns to me. 
“Yeah one sec,” I run back into the house and grab my keys and hand them off to him. “Do you need anything like help?” I lean on the door frame watching him. 
“Do you know much about cars?” he looks at me with a teasing smile. 
“No but I could hold the flashlight or something.” I look around not even sure if I have an actual flashlight. 
“No, you can just sit there and tell me about your day, baby.” he smiles popping my hood as I take a seat on the stairs.
“I went to see my mom today. She was awake. I gave most of the money I made yesterday to her hospital bills. As long as she gets better though and she is.” I nod looking at the ground as I hear him try to start my car. 
“Do you want to talk about it?” he says leaning his head out of the car. 
“Not particularly.” I shake my head looking up to him hoping he can’t tell my eyes are red. 
“That’s okay. Let me know if you change your mind.” he tries to start the car again before he starts working under the hood. “What about the rest of the day?” 
“I went to work at the diner, had some phenomenal banana cream pie, and got some dudes number and I don’t even know his name.” I chuckle thinking about how ridiculous this is. 
“I like table thirteen.” he laughs from my car. 
“I do too.” I hum. “Then I went to my other job where my boss just hounds me to do things I don’t want to do. I’m never forced to do anything but it’s just the constant pressure that is a lot.” I sigh resting my head against the wall. 
“You never told me what your other job is.” he tilts his head to the side. 
“I dance.” I watch as his eyebrows scrunch. 
“What do you mean dance?” I watch him try to twist something before walking back to the drivers side. 
“You know what I mean.” my voice hushed as he turns to me after the car won’t start. 
“You’re telling me that my shy cherry pie is an exotic dancer?” he chuckles shaking his head. 
“It plays the bills especially when they’re medical bills.” I pick at my nails. 
“What does your boss keep asking you to do?” he turns to me.
“I only dance. He wants me to do lap dances and private dances. I don’t want that. Dancing is an art to me and so what if I take off some clothes and get men to give me money for it?” I hate the stigma around dancing in general there’s nothing wrong with it. 
“Don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with. If your boss makes you uncomfortable he can become very comfortable with my fists.” my eyes snap to his before I stand. 
“No,” I shake my head. “He wouldn’t make me do anything.” I walk up to him with pleading eyes because I can’t lose this job. I’d quit the diner before I quit the club.
“Just tell me if you change your mind.” he nods his head. “I won’t do anything unless you tell me. Go sit back down.” he nods over to the stairs. I sigh sitting back down and watching table thirteens muscles flex as he uses different tools. I have no idea what he’s doing but he looks phenomenal. 
“I think you might be drooling, cherry.” he chuckles watching me stare at his hands. 
“Sorry.” I lick my lips absentmindedly. 
“Come sit closer if you want a better look.” he teases. 
“Have you figured out what’s wrong with it?” I sigh rolling my eyes.
“I think so. I’ll have to come back tomorrow with some more parts and tools.” I scrunch my eyebrows. 
“Are you sure? I don’t want to take advantage of your time and work.” I look up to him. 
“I offered,” he goes to touch my cheek but looks at his dirty hand. “I will be here same time tomorrow unless you would like me to pick you up from work?” 
“I feel like that’s too much to ask.” I fiddle my fingers. 
“It’s not.” he starts to clean up some of his tools. 
“Let me know if there’s anything you need or want.” I call after him as he starts to walk to his car. 
“Shut the garage while I’m still here so I know you’re safe.” he leans on his car and waits as I press the button while we stare at each other until it reaches the ground. 
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Table 13: I won’t be at the diner today but I can pick you up after work. 
Cherry Pie: Are you sure? I can have my coworker take me home so you don’t have to do extra driving. 
Table 13: Just send the address and I’ll be there. 
Cherry Pie: and you’ll wait in the car and not harass my boss?
Table 13: Yes I’ll wait in the car 🙄 
Cherry Pie: Club Address
Cherry Pie: Thank you, again. 
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As my last song ends I walk off the stage and breathe out thankful to let my body relax. I start to take the pins out of my hair and sit down to take my heels off. I change my clothes and check my phone. I smile at table thirteens texts that he’s here. 
“Don’t tell me you’re smiling at something that man sent you.” she snatches the phone out of my hand. “Table 13: I’m outside waiting in my car, just like you requested cherry pie.” she bursts out into giggles as I snatch my phone back. 
“Let me have some fun.” this spurs her laughter on even more. 
I sigh grabbing my bag and stopping at the refrigerator. I grab out the plastic bag handling it carefully before rolling my eyes at my friend and walking up the back stairs. I find his car and he gets out taking my bags from me. I snatch bag the plastic bag with a smile as he puts my other bag in his backseat. 
“This is a surprise for you.” smile as he opens up the door for me. 
“What is it?” he smiles as he gets in on the other side. 
“You can wait until we get home.” I hum and he chuckles pulling us out of the parking lot. 
“How was work?” he turns down the music and glances at me. 
“I made some good money. I should be able to pay off this month’s bill at the hospital. Though of course my boss always tells me I can make more.” I sigh resting my head on the window. 
“Why don’t you?” his voice soft and curious. 
“I’m not that good at faking attraction and desire. I can’t turn away all the men I find unattractive, I mean that’s what I do already.” I chuckle. “There’s never been a man who’s swayed me enough to say “yeah tonight’s the night I make this man come in his pants.” you know?” I turn my head toward him. 
“I know what you mean. I think about that everyday at the shop.” he laughs shaking his head as we pull into my driveway. “So what’s my surprise?” he looks to the plastic bag. 
“Not until we’re in the kitchen.” I hum getting out of the car. He grabs my bag and follows me into the house. I tell him to sit in a stool at the island as I prepare a piece of pie for him. “You missed my third favorite today.” I place the pie in front of him. 
“I’m terribly sorry, baby.” he looks to me with amused eyes. “What’s today’s flavor?” he tongue darts across his lower lip. 
“Peach.” I hum and he pats the stool next to him. I walk over and take a seat while handing him the fork. He takes a bite and hums going in for another. He takes another piece and brings it to my lips. He slowly pulls the fork out of my mouth as I hum closing my eyes at the flavor. 
“This was a lovely surprise.” he takes another bite and switches off from feeding me and himself. “Let’s go try to fix your car.” he nods once the pie is gone. I follow him closer to the car this time and sit on the ground as he’s under the hood. 
“This is a better view.” my words low as I admire him. 
“I was thinking the same thing.” I chuckles looking at me from the corner of his eye. “So how was the diner today?”
“It was so boring without you there. No one was there to feed me pie.” I pout as I watch him pull out a piece of my car. 
“I just fed you pie in the kitchen.” he rises wiping his brow. 
“Yeah, but not at work.” I bat my eyelashes at him. 
“My poor baby.” he chuckles walking over to me. “I need you to try and start the car while I look under the hood.” he offers me his hand and he pulls me up and I quickly get into the drivers side.
“Now?” I ask not wanting to ruin anything. 
“Yeah,” he gives me a thumbs up. My car makes a terrible noise and I stop instantly. “Well fuck.” he sighs walking back over to me. 
“What’s wrong?” I look up to him. 
“I need another part.” he sighs resting his head on the door frame looking down at me. 
“Is this just an excuse to keep seeing me?” I reach up touching his cheek. 
“Do I need an excuse?” he tilts his head down an inch. 
“No,” my voice barely above a whisper as I tilt my head up. 
“Tell me what you want, baby.” he purrs dipping down ever so slightly as I lean up. 
“Kiss me.” I look to his lips before they fall into mine. It’s a quick kiss that leaves me frustrated and wanting more. “Kiss me again.” I huff. 
“Maybe tomorrow.” he chuckles kissing my forehead. I get out of my car practically throwing a tantrum. “Shut the garage baby.” he smirks leaning against his car until he disappears as the door shuts. I stomp up the stairs and collapse into bed. 
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I step out the back door of the club and shiver at the breeze. If he wants to tease me over a kiss I’ll tease him right back. My heels click against the ground as I make my way to his car. He’s out of the car and offering to take my bag from me. I slip into the car trying to pull the oversized shirt down and give up. 
“Where are your clothes?” he rasps turning to me. 
“I forgot them. I borrowed a shirt and I have stuff on underneath.” he watches me try to stretch the fabric down. 
“Do you?” he raises an eyebrow. 
“I’ll change when we get home.” his eyes travel to my legs again before shifting us into drive. The tension in the car is palpable and this is either going to go exactly my way or I’m just going to look desperate. We get to my house and he follows me inside like normal. 
“Do you want something to drink?” I turn reaching up to grab a glass and I feel the shirt slip up. 
“Baby.” he growls from the island. 
“Sorry.” I turn to him with a glass. “What can I get you?” I look up at him through my lashes. 
“Come here.” his voice low and I slowly come to his side. 
“I forgot pie today.” I whisper. “Can I offer you anything else?” 
He pulls me into a kiss and lifts me up onto the island. I gasp as the marble chills my skin as his hands grip my thighs. I whine into his mouth as he digs his fingers in. His hands start to travel up as I squirm and he pulls back. 
“I’d like to have a taste of you tonight then.” his fingers slowly spreading my thighs. 
“Yeah, please.” I whine nodding my head. He smirks before dipping down and trailing wet kisses across my thighs. He places a kiss over my covered slit and I shutter trailing my fingers through his hair. He pulls my panties to the side and groans as he looks up to me. 
“This is okay?” he asks again and I nod pushing his head down as he chuckles. 
“Yes, fuck yes,” I cry out as his tongue licks around my bud. He starts a quick rhythm that has my breaths coming out in pants. My hips grind against his face while his fingers hold onto my hips. His tongue slips down to my core and circles the entrance before bringing more wetness up to swirl around my bud. My legs tremble at his speed as my pleasure starts to coil. I come undone as he licks me through it as I moan above him. 
“That’s my new favorite. I’d have that every day.” he rises up licking his lips. He pulls me off of the counter as my chest is still heaving. “Go put clothes on and meet me in the garage.” he kisses my forehead and walks to the garage. 
I get up the stairs on wobbly legs as I throw my bag onto my floor. I take off my clothes and slide into shorts and a shirt and make my way back down to table thirteen. I should ask him his name but then I know I’ll get attached. I walk into the garage and sit down on the floor near him. 
“Tell me about your day.” I hum watching him. 
“I had a lot of clients in the shop today and none of them were simple fixes which got a little frustrating when my team couldn’t help either. It was a long day.” he signs resting his hands on the car frame before turning to me. “This makes up for it though.” he smiles. 
“If you had a long day you can come back and finish it tomorrow.” I furrow my brow rising. “Or whenever you have time. I don’t want to be demanding. I know the time is so inconvenient but it’s the only time I have and-“ 
“You can’t be demanding if I offered and I don’t mind the time, I promise.” he rests his hands on my arms. 
“Thank you.” I look to him with soft eyes. “I really do appreciate everything.” 
“Tomorrow I promise I’ll have it done. Text me when you need me to come get you.” he smiles packing up his tools. “Have a goodnight.” he leans against his car and watches the door shut. 
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As I step on stage I scan the room as normal and my breath stops when I see my moms doctor. I almost turn and run off stage but I genuinely need this money. As I make my way to the center I can feel his eyes on me as he sits back. I try to keep the sultry smile on my face that only falters when I’m facing back stage. When the song ends I wave and exit quickly. 
“The man in the front who looks expensive wants to talk to you.” my boss says coming through the door. 
“I’m not doing a dance for him. No.” I shake my head looking into the mirror. 
“He just said he knew you. You don’t want to look bad in front of rich clientele do you?” he raises his eyebrow waiting for me to walk to the door. I groan getting to my feet. I better not regret this. As I step out the door to the main floor I put on my smile. 
“Well, go over there.” he nods encouragingly and I turn to him and glare. I walk over to my mother’s doctor with my nerves pouring out of me.
“Some of my nurses told me you worked here and I didn’t believe them.” he smiles up to me from his chair. 
“I have to pay my mom’s bills somehow.” I look down to him with a raised brow. 
“If you give me a dance I’ll pay next month’s bill.” his eyes darken. 
“I don’t think that’s appropriate and I don’t do dances.” I start to pull back. 
“Two months.” he grabs my wrist. I look around the club and my boss is nodding encouragingly and I feel helpless. He pulls me down onto his lap and I gasp. “Three months then.” I try to hide the horror of my reality. 
That’s a lot of money he’s offering. It would allow me to save up and get more ahead on my payments but at what cost? Walking into the hospital and knowing this man was all over me and paid thousands of dollars for me to sit on his lap. My boss starts to walk over with a drink and I shake my head hoping he leaves this situation to me. 
“A drink for you.” my bosses voice is celebratory. “You’re the first to get her in your lap.” 
“Is that so.” he smirks looking me over. 
“She’s very particular about her clientele.” my boss chuckles handing the man a drink. “On the house for doing the impossible.” he winks at us and walks away. 
“Three months pay for you to give me something to think about with my wife?” I blink trying to hold back my disgust. I relent because that money could change everything for me right now. I bring my leg to the other side of his thigh and his smile is predatory. 
“Three months pay and we’re staying right here.” my voice firm as I rest my hands on his shoulders as he nods his head. 
I try to block out the next ten minutes and the way his hands feel on my body. My outfit stayed exactly where it needed to but it didn’t make me feel any better about the gaggle of men staring at me. Once I’m backstage again I go to my locker and pull out my phone as I start to pull on clothes. 
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Cherry Pie: Can you pick me up?
Table 13: Of course baby. Where and when?
Cherry Pie: The club and now
Table 13: Omw is everything okay?
Cherry Pie: Yeah I’ll see you soon
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I sit on the side of the building smoking a cigarette holding my knees against my chest. I blow the smoke up into the sky and curse the stars for my shitty life. I groan as I hear the door open and turn and see that it’s the doctor. 
“I was wondering where you ran off to.” he smirks looking down at me. 
“My ride is almost here.” I murmur taking a long drag. 
“Those will kill you.” he tsks. 
“Sooner rather than later I can only hope.” I sigh hoping table thirteen gets here soon. 
“We can go to finance tomorrow and we’ll get it all paid.” his voice soft and it confuses me. 
“You don’t want to do it anonymously?” I furrow my brows. 
“No moneys money, they won’t talk.” he shrugs before slipping back into the club. I rise to my feet as I see table thirteens car pull around the corner. 
“What’s wrong?” he searches my face as I get into the car. 
“I just- We can talk about it at home.” I shake my head as he pulls us away. The ride is silent and different and I know he can tell something is wrong but I just feel like a baby. 
“Tell me.” he holds the door open for me as I get out. He takes my bag from me and follows me into the house. 
“I was baited- no, I don’t know, I guess it was my fault,” I shake my head. 
“You can tell me.” he goes to cup my cheek and I shrink. It’s not that I don’t want him to touch me I just feel dirty and like I need to boil my skin off. “What did your boss make you do?” his nostrils flare and I feel his temper rise. 
“My mom’s doctor was there and he kept asking my boss to talk to me so I went out to the floor and that’s my fault I guess.” I huff at the way my voice breaks. “I don’t know, I ended up on his lap and his hands were all over me and I just- I need to shower.” I pull him up the stairs with me. 
“I can work on your car while you shower.” he voice low as he follows me into my room. 
“You said you would beat up my boss for even asking me to do that and now that it’s done I’m scared, thirteen.” I turn to him. 
“Benji.” my eyes find his quickly. 
“Benji.” I look up to him seeing him in a new light. 
“Y/n.” the smile that spreads across his face is contagious. 
“Go take a shower, Y/n. I’ll wait right here for you.” he lays back on my bed as I lock myself into my bathroom. 
The hot water and steam melt away everything that came with today. Three months of my mom’s medical bills were paid and I want to feel relief but I don’t know how I’ll face her doctor. Benji. My mind drifts to him and I smile as I scrub myself. His tongue was perfect last night and I can’t help my mind drifting to what else he can do. I wrap myself in a towel and push the door open as steam pours out. 
“How was your shower?” he props himself up on my bed. 
“It was good.” I hum walking over to the bed. “I thought about you.” he chuckles. 
“And what did you think about?” his tongue darts across his lower lip. 
“I need a distraction from today.” my words soft as I drop my towel. 
“Are you sure?” he searches my eyes before even looking over my body. 
“Please Benji.” I nod my head and he has me under him on my bed in seconds. 
I sigh as he attaches his lips to mine. His tongue pushes into my mouth and caresses against mine. I whine into his mouth as he grinds against me and the feel of his pants has me squirming. He chuckles kissing down my neck and licking across my chest slowly making his way down. 
“I need a taste of my cherry pie.” a moan falls from my lips as his tongue licks up my center. 
His rough hands hold my hips down as he swirls around my wetness. My body trembles as his tongue focuses on my bud. One of my hands tangles in his hair while the other one teases and caresses across my chest. My hips jerk against his face as he dips down and pushes his tongue into me. 
“Fuck Benji,” he groans against me and the vibration pulls a string of moans from me. “Right there, yes,” I roll my hips against his nose and release against his face with his name on my tongue. 
“You’re so fucking hot.” he groans as he stands to start pulling off his shirt. 
“So are you, why do you think I keep you around?” my voice still breathy. 
“And here I was thinking you liked me, baby.” he chuckles sliding his pants down and I groan looking at his length. 
“When did I say I liked you?” I smirk as he crawls over me. He lines himself up with my core and pushes in slowly. My toes curl with every inch as small gasps leave my mouth. 
“How’s it feel?” he rocks his hips into me. 
“Like I need you to move.” I whine as I push my hips against his. He chuckles and starts to slowly move his hips as I squirm beneath him. He snaps back into me as he captures my lips before beginning to rut into me. I moan into his mouth as my pleasure begins to coil. He kisses down my jaw to bite across my neck as his name falls from my mouth. 
“You’re doing so good for me.” he coos never losing his rhythm. The coil that was building snaps at his words and he curses into my neck as I pulse around him. 
“Benji,” I whine breathlessly as he continues to push into me. Broken whimpers leave my mouth as I feel pleasure starting to build again. My nails dig into his shoulders when his fingers find my sensitive bud. 
“You gunna come for me again?” he purrs as my eyes start to roll back. I nod my head as I pant beneath him. His thrusts become erratic and a string of curses leave his mouth as my walls contract around him. He pushes into roughly before I feel his warmth spread throughout. He rests his forehead on mine as we try to catch our breath. I sigh as he pulls out and collapses next to me pulling me closer. 
“Just stay.” I mumble as I feel my eyes droop. 
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“Fuck what time is it?” I jump up from the bed untangling from Benji who groans wiping his eyes. I check my phone seeing that I have about twenty minutes until I need to go visit my mother and get her bills paid. Which I don’t even want to think about at this particular moment. “Fucking taxis,” I mutter pulling up the phone number. 
“I’ll give you a ride to the hospital.” I turn to see Benji sliding on his pants. “Get dressed and we’ll head out. Don’t worry, I’ll wait in the car.” he chuckles kissing my forehead before slipping into the bathroom. 
I pull clothes on and we’re out the front door in five minutes. I’m walking through the main hospital doors shortly after. My mom is awake and happy and I do everything I can to avoid the doctor’s gaze. He stands a little too close to me but I try not to make a big deal. 
“Well, I’m going to head out..” I hug my mom and kiss her cheek. The doctor follows me out of her room and a shiver goes through my body. 
“Let’s go to finance, I have a break.” he says lowly before walking to the nurses station. I wait for him at the elevator and as we share the small space I beg for the elevator to move any faster. I watch as the secretary types into her computer and hands me a receipt paying for the next three months. I nod at the doctor and flee the hospital. I make it to Benjis and he offers me a smile. 
“How was she today?” he turns to me. 
“She was okay.” I nod my head fidgeting my fingers. 
“Do you want me to drive you to the diner?” he grabs my hands to settle my nerves. 
“I don’t- I’m calling in.” I shake my head not in the mood for the diner today. 
“Home?” he asks. “I can finish your car.” he smiles. 
“Yeah that’s good.” I nod my head and we make our way back to my house. 
I trudge into the front door with him close behind me. I grab us a drink before we make our way back to the garage. I sit on the ground lost in thought about the past 24 hours. I can’t even appreciate this man in front of me and my brows furrow. 
“What’s wrong?” he looks at me from under my hood. 
“I should start getting ready for the club soon.” I sigh looking up to him. 
“Go get ready and I’ll finish up down here.” he nods to the stairs and I slip into the house. I take another boiling shower and start to detangle my hair. I grab a crowd favorite outfit and slip it on before putting sweats on over it. Benji knocks on my bedroom door and leans against the frame with a smile.
“It’s all fixed, baby.” he jingles my keys. 
“Really?” my face lights up and I grab my keys from him and bound down the stairs. I jump into my car and it starts right away. “You’re a lifesaver.” I beam up at him. 
“Of course. Anything you need.” he hums. “I guess I don’t get to drive you home anymore.” he pouts. 
“You can still come over in the middle of the night.” I nibble on my lower lip. 
“Text me when you want me.” he offers me a quick kiss. “I’m going to head out and check on the shop. Maybe I’ll see you later.” his smile causes my heart to skip a beat and I nod my head. 
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I decide to leave early for the club and see if anyone wants to go home early. I feel so stupid for calling into the diner. Just because I’m a couple months ahead doesn’t mean I can slack now. I shake my head confused as I see Benjis car. I park and start walking up when the front doors burst open. I gasp as I see my boss thrown to the ground.
“I didn’t make her do anything.” my boss has his hands raised as my breath catches. 
“You knew she was uncomfortable and always told you no.” Benji grabs my bosses shirt. “Do you want me to hit you again?” 
“No.” my boss wails as I look on with wide eyes. 
“No means yes to you I heard.” he chuckles before landing blow after blow on his face. I stumble towards them in shock. 
“Benji,” my voice breaks. “Benji, please.” he stops and looks up to me as his eyes soften. 
“You’re fucking crazy and you’re crazy if you think you’ll still be working here.” my boss turns to me. “You both better be gone before I call the cops.” he rises and staggers back into the club. I look to Benji with tears streaming down my face. 
“Why?” my voice breaks. “Why did you do this? You know I need this job.” I move back as he steps towards me. “My mother’s life is on the line.” 
“Baby,-“
“No.” I shake my head. “No, I don’t want to see you again. I told you not to do this. You just fucked me over Benji.” I walk backwards to my car keeping my eyes on him. 
“Y/n, please,” he looks at me with pleading eyes. 
“I can’t do this.” I shake my head and grab my handle. I get into the car and peel out of the lot with no destination in mind. 
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starstruckunknown-princess · 7 months ago
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Hyacinth - Joel Miller x Reader
Hyacinth (Hyacinthus) - Meaning: Please forgive me
Summary: After hitting your car, Joel Miller takes you out on a date to apologize.
Pairing: Joel Miller x Reader
Word Count: 1921
Warnings: Fluff!, slight language, reader wears makeup and a sundress but is otherwise a blank slate, Pre/no outbreak AU, no Ellie, reader was left at the altar, dinner date conversation, making out, nicknames 'sugar' and 'darlin', Joel Miller is a warning in and of himself
I'm really happy with how this turned out! Just a fluffy first date with Joel Miller. Enjoy!
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“Am I crazy?” you asked your best friend, Maria, while applying your mascara. 
“For what? Going on a date with the guy who smashed up your car?” Maria asked dryly, shrugging her shoulders while she watched you get ready. “Nah, I’ve done crazier shit.” 
“What if I remember him much more handsome than he is? Like the adrenaline made me think he was super hot?” you asked. 
“You can always invoke the code phrase and I’ll call you from ‘the hospital.’” Maria offered, putting ‘the hospital’ in air quotes. You smiled over at her and reached for her hand, giving it a squeeze. She smiled back at you. “Though I hope he’s not a dud. It’s about damn time you got back out there.” 
“You’re telling me,” you muttered, touching up your lipstick. You hadn’t had anything more than a hook-up since you were left at the altar two years ago, throwing yourself into work and fixing up the house you bought with your ex. 
With a final look in the mirror, you fluffed your hair and gave yourself a look of approval, then turned to Maria for final approval. 
“You look hot, babe. This guy isn’t gonna know what hit him.” 
You laughed, “Good, cuz he’s the one who hit me. Well, my car, but you know.” 
Three days ago in the grocery store parking lot, you’d been pulling into a spot when a scruffy-looking man hopped into the truck in the spot across from you, started it up, and pulled forward without looking. The front of your little sedan stood no chance against the grill of his behemoth contractor’s truck. 
He’d been incredibly embarrassed and apologetic, offering his insurance info and to pay for the damages himself. Amidst all this, you couldn’t help but notice how handsome he was. Brown curls with a striking hint of gray at the temples, broad, square jaw, and his eyes. Oh, you couldn’t get enough of his eyes and their dark brownness that threatened to swallow you whole. He must’ve noticed you staring because shortly after the tow truck arrived, he asked you on a date. 
“I know this ain’t the best time and, y’know if you’ve got a boyfriend or somethin’ feel free to tell me to shut up, but uh, I was wonderin’ if you’d let me buy ya dinner Friday night? As an apology.” A light blush had risen in his cheeks and he shuffled his feet like he was nervous, so you agreed to it. The smile on his face could’ve lit up the whole city. “Great, I’ll drive.” 
You’d both laughed at his joke. 
The doorbell you installed yourself rang, pulling you back to the present. Maria went downstairs and opened the door. You turned back to the mirror for one last once-over before Maria called your name. You descended into the foyer of your house and couldn’t help the smile that rose on your face. 
Joel Miller framed in your front doorway, wearing a dark green button-down and dark wash jeans would forever be seared into your memory. He looked, in a word, delectable. When he saw you, he smiled. 
“Hey,” he said. “Ready to go?” 
“Yep,” you said, but Maria cleared her throat from where she held the door open. “Oh! Joel, this is my friend Maria. Maria, this is Joel.” 
They muttered hellos and you grabbed your purse, muttering to Maria that no hospital visit was necessary. She smirked her knowing smirk and nodded, bidding you good night. 
Joel brought you to a nice Italian place, behaving like the perfect Southern Gentleman the whole time. He’d opened doors for you, pulled out your chair, and kept his hands to himself other than a hand at the small of your back to guide you to the table. You’d thought manners like this had gone the way of 8-track players and rotary phones, but you were utterly charmed by him.
While you looked over the menu, you couldn’t help but steal glances at him in the candlelight. You didn’t know he’d been doing the same since he picked you up until he cleared his throat. 
“Uh, you look really beautiful tonight,” he said. You could tell he was nervous — dark brown eyes darting all over, fingers tapping on the table.
You smiled warmly at him to try and ease his nerves, “You look really nice, too, Joel. I’ve been looking forward to this since you hit my car.” 
Your assurance seemed to calm him and he chuckled, “Me too, actually. Best accident I’ve ever been in. Well, second best.” 
“What’s the first?” you asked, curious. 
A pink hue tinged his cheeks and he looked down at the table. “My daughter. She wasn’t planned, but she’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.” 
“You have a daughter?” 
“Yeah, is that,” he cleared his throat again, “is that an issue?”
“God, no!” you insisted, “So you’re divorced? I hope?” you joked. 
“Uhh, her mom split before we got married. Haven’t heard from her since.” He muttered, shifting uncomfortably in his seat as the server came over and took your orders. 
When the server left, Joel wouldn’t meet your gaze. Before you got the chance to ask about his daughter he leaned forward a bit and made eye contact. “I’m sorry, I don’t do this often. I think the last date I went on was when Sarah was in preschool so it’s been a while.” 
Because you had a faulty filter, or because you wanted him to know you knew how awkward dating was you blurted, “I was left at the altar two years ago. So I haven’t dated much either.” 
“Really?” His eyebrows shot up to his hairline. 
“Yeah. We’d been together for six years, I followed him out here for his job, and then on the big day — poof! He disappeared. Two days later, he called from Florida and said he’d gotten a job offer he couldn’t refuse but he didn’t want to uproot the life I had built here,” you scoffed at the bitterness of your memory, washing it down with a sip of wine.
In the dimness of the restaurant his features softened, but you didn’t see pity in his eyes. Only understanding. 
And damn if it wasn’t exactly what you needed. 
Joel, you were coming to realize, was exactly what you needed. 
“Well he’s a goddamn moron,” Joel said. “Only spent a few hours with ya and I can tell.” 
Your heart fluttered when his big hand landed on top of yours on the table. The weight of his hand on top of yours felt incredibly intimate, but you couldn’t find it in yourself to mind. In fact, you really liked it.  
“How old is Sarah now?” you asked, not moving your hand.  
“Almost fourteen.” 
You couldn’t help your reaction — your eyebrows shot up and you tried the mental math. Joel wasn’t that much older than you, maybe mid-thirties, late thirties max, so if his daughter was a teenager he had her in his early twenties. 
“That must’ve been hard,” you said, turning your hand over under his so you were palm-to-palm and squeezing his hand gently, “Raising her on your own.” 
Joel nodded and squeezed back, “Yeah, but my brother helps out and working for myself helps too.” 
“What do you do?”
“I’m a contractor.” 
You lit up at that, mentioning all the little house projects you’d attempted and the two of you chatted about how much subway tiling a bathroom sucks until your entrees arrived. 
You kept talking as you ate, finding more and more topics as the night wore on. Joel agreed to split a tiramisu even though he “didn’t much like sweets,” which you giggled at. 
“Me neither, but tiramisu is the exception.” 
You let him have the first bite, and he nodded in pleasure. “Yeah, that’s pretty damn good.”
Once the tiramisu was gone and the server dropped the check, you did the check dance, but he insisted that tonight was about him making amends so he should pay. You conceded, but only after insisting that next time was on you. 
He’d raised an eyebrow at you, dark eyes getting somehow darker, “There’s gonna be a next time?” 
Returning his smile, you nodded, “If you’d like to. I know I would.” 
Joel finished signing the receipts and stood up, extending a large hand down for you to take. He lifted you up and your body filled with heat at his gaze. Even though you’d just eaten, he looked hungry. 
“Me too, sugar,” he said lowly, lacing his fingers between yours and leading you out to his truck. Again, he opened the door for you like a gentleman and you could feel his eyes on you as you climbed in. You watched him round the front of the truck and get into the driver’s seat, eyes fixed on his hands as he turned the key and made a show of double-checking before he backed out of the parking spot which made you laugh. 
You couldn’t help your eyes landing on him every few minutes as he drove you home, talking incessantly about his daughter. It was incredibly endearing how enamored he was with his kid, how much he admired her accomplishments and how he wished he could spend more time with her without work getting in the way. You could tell this was a man who loved deeply, was loyal to the core, and would carve his own heart out of his chest to make those he loved happy. 
You were half in love with him already, but you shoved that thought away because it was way too soon.
Joel turned down your street and pulled into your driveway, hopping out and opening your door yet again. He helped you down and you kept hold of his hand. 
“Walk you to your door?” he asked, voice husky and eyes dark. You nodded and he led you by the hand onto your porch. It was like something out of a movie. The warm night breeze wafted his spicy cologne toward you, making you lean in closer. His eyes bounced from your eyes to your lips, his own lips parted. From this close you admired each of the gray hairs blooming along his temple and in his short beard. 
“Can I kiss you, darlin’?” he asked, accent thicker than it had been. 
“Yes please,” you breathed, and he leaned down, pressing his lips to yours. The kiss was warm, soft yet firm, like the first bite into a perfectly ripe peach. He tasted like tiramisu and your hands wandered up to his chest. Underneath his shirt, you could feel his pulse quickening along with your own as his hands came to rest at your hips. 
You wanted more, wanted to deepen the kiss and pull his firm, broad body flush against your own — 
But then your front door opened, revealing Maria. 
“Oh! Sorry, thought I heard…”
You and Joel broke apart at your best friend’s interruption. Joel looked sheepish, burying his hands in his pockets. 
“Give us a sec,” you said to Maria, who shut the door. Years of friendship told you she was eavesdropping on the other side of the door, so you kept it brief. 
“I had a really, really great time tonight, Joel,” you said. 
He smiled down at you, brushing some hair behind your ear. “Me too. You busy tomorrow night?”
You shook your head, “Free as a bird.” 
“Good. Pick you up at seven?” 
“It’s a date.” 
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sardonic-the-writer · 2 years ago
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SUMMARY | tip number one to survive new york: If you see a blonde british boy running up and offering you pond water, run.
PAIRING | tommyinnit x reader
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WARNINGS | none
WORD COUNT | 1.5k+
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New York was many things. Dirty. Expensive looking while managing to be cheap in quality. Crowded. A tourist trap. But most of all, it was captivating.
Try as you may, the beauty of the heavily graffitied alleyways and skateparks was not lost on you. Each act of vandalism, each scuff left behind from a sneaker as someone lost their footing on a halfpipe, told a story. Perhaps it wasn't the content of these stories that held your interest in an iron clad grip, but rather the fact that they weren't yours. And you had always had a knack for poking your curiosity where it didnt belong.
Perhaps that's why you didn't do the sensible thing that afternoon and turn to walk away as a yelling British teenager approached you with a bottle of water.
All you had really wanted was to take a quick walk down to your favorite corner store to stock up on the basics for your tiny apartment that cost an arm and leg to live in. Maybe pick up a cookie or something from the bakery near it on the way back.
You figured it wouldn't take long, considering you knew a short cut. Straight through a little plaza located right next to a far more popular park. It was no diamond in the rough so to speak. There were probably dozens like that one sprinkled all around the city, but it offered some relief for your aching feet. If you cut through there and past a little path hidden among some bushes in the corner of it, you'd shave roughly ten minutes off your walk. It was either you took that or you would have to start investing in better shoe support.
"Hey! Hello there!"
Sounds of surrounding foot traffic blended from person to person. No one conversation stuck long enough for you to make out what was being said, but it was fun to try and imagine. Occasionally an odd quote in passing would elicit a harsh laugh from you before it was disguised as a poor cough.
"Hulloooo. Over here!"
Was someone trying to talk to you?
Your brows furrowed, picking up the sound of someone's voice for the second time that past minute, seemingly directed right at you. Your neck swiveled around a quick ninety degrees, hoping to all hell this wasn't some weird catcalling ploy. But all thoughts of anything like that vanished as soon as you found the grinning source of your confusion.
He had the wildest blond hair you had ever seen. It curled into ringlets in some places and clung to other parts of his head messily. Like he had slept wrong on a long car trip across the country.
His hoodie, as red as a crayon straight out of the box, was marked with small print you couldn't make out. It was only until he had begun to get closer—two more people in tow—did you realize you had been stood staring at his hoodie for longer than intended.
"Excuuuuse me!" There was no mistake now that you were the target of this person's interest. That was clear enough in the way he sprinted over, shoes slapping noisily across concrete, just to reach your side.
It wasn't uncommon to be flagged down with strangers holding stuff on the bustling streets of the big apple. Some were nicer than others, simply offering a look at their product before moving on when they got no response. Others took to sneakier and more forceful methods. They were one of the many reasons you had taken to donning a resting bitch face.
"Why hello there! Don't you look parched?" His smile was too wide, too genuine, to be true. Eyes crinkling at the edges with a hint of humor you had the feeling you wouldn't, or rather couldn't, understand even if you tried.
Instincts told you to wave him off and keep going on your merry way ignoring the pain in your feet. But you took one more look at him with his loud accent and crooked smile and decided not to.
"Not really." Your shoulders moved in an up and down motion, shrugging off whatever sales pitch he had set up. "Was about to hop on over to the store. Gonna get a drink there anyways." A lie. But like I said before, you had a habit of becoming to invested in situations like these. And maybe you wanted to see how he responded to your bluff. Just a little.
"Well fair pedestrian—" Wow he really was loud. Energetic too from the looks of it. "—what if I told you I could offer something far better than any bland soda you Americans drink? Hmm?"
"Oh really?" You flicked your gaze to the plastic bottle crinkling in his hand, noting the way it seemed to swirl around with bits of silt and salt in it. "Just looks like pond water to me."
"Ah! A smart customer. Got a melon on their head aye?" He turned to look at his companions now. More specifically at the one holding a camera, a detail you hadn't noticed until now. Not that it bothered you. People always had cameras out nowadays. especially in a city as famous as this.
"So it's just pond water. I'm assuming from that fountain over there?"
"Right on! Big Drink, the water of the future."
Okay maybe you were having a bit too much fun humoring this kid.
"Alright mister businessman." He puffed his chest out at your title, and while you couldn't tell if it was for the presence of a camera or simply because it filled him with a sense of pride, it brought a smile to your face nonetheless. "Say I do decide to take a shot in the dark at your new product. What's in it for me? And more importantly, will my wallet be hurting after our exchange of goods and or services." You winced at that last bit, making a clicking sound with your tounge. "Maybe I can rephrase that better next time."
But the lanky figure next to you didn't seem to mind, letting out a laugh that could only be described as boisterous before straightening back up.
"Well, you'd be the first to invest in this promising product, only at the cost of one hundred dollas! But for you I'll add on a discount of ninety nine percent." His accent thickened a considerable amount on the last bit, presumably with excitement.
"Very generous of you mister businessman."
"Thats mister businessman Tommy to you."
Alright. So you were now standing here, fishing for your wallet in front of three strangers, one of which you were now on a first name basis with. Now that could either be the set up for a very bad stand-up comedy joke, or something to be concerned about. But for some reason, it was the most fun you had had in ages.
"I'll be expecting my share of the cut in the mail when you rag tag lot make it big. Make it out to one (Y/n) the fabulous. I prefer hard cold cash, preferably delivered in an envelope" Your laugh was full of childlike enjoyment as you handed Tommy a crumpled five-dollar bill in exchange for the water bottle. Only after he paused to scribble something on the lable—a detail that you missed.
However, what you didn't miss was the way his smile faltered a little, clearly not expecting the surplus of money even if so miniscule. But you got the feeling he wasn't upset. Just surprised someone would do that in the first place. And honestly, so were you—although not regretful. Still. Bye bye cookie you had been looking forward to. Hello pond water that smelled faintly of piss.
"Consider the other four dollars money for the postage when I get my share of the cut."
Tommy shoved the bill in his pocket. He looked at you with a different flash of something in his baby blues now. A more friendly look—if that was even possible. He was probably the most friendly person you had met, especially on the streets.
"Trust me, you'll get it if it's the last thing I ever do." He gave a goofy salute in your honor, causing one of the camera men from behind to giggle before quieting quickly.
"Good luck with the rest of your sales Tommy." You offered a small wave as you walked off, clutching your newly acquired prize loosely.
Common sense told you to throw it in the first trashcan you passed. Getting rid of whatever plague the liquid might be containing.
But the longer you walked, thinking about that bright smile and genuine joy you had just encountered, your grip only tightened on the plastic.
It wasn't until you were three blocks away from the plaza did you see the number hastily scrawled on the edge of the handmade label. Right next to big bold words, reading Big Drink!!!!!™️ 
You were quick to utilize it. Probably too quick to be honest.
text sent at 6:21 pm do you give your number out to all your coustomers? must be bad for buisness
text received at 6:21 pm only the fuinny ones
text received at 6:22 pm fuck
text received at 6:22 pm *funny
Yeah. The water bottle was worth it.
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tomtenadia · 7 months ago
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Detours to You - 28
Hello all,
I was planning on posting this on our favourite queen's bday but I forgot. Anyway this is an important chapter with a. lot of fluff and cuteness.
Spot the direct quote from the book 🥰
MASTERLIST
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May eventually arrived and with it Aelin’s birthday. She was turning thirty four and Rowan had a plan. 
He had convinced her to take the day off and Elide and Lysandra had been his partners in crime. Aelin was four months along and the hint of a baby bump had started to show. Maya had been fascinated and both he and Aelin, had made sure to answer all of her questions, some of them with the help of books.
That morning he had sneaked out of bed earlier than usual and went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. He was making fresh croissants filled with chocolate. His mum, an early bird like him, had joined him and helped him prepare a super meal.
He had been planning that day for a while now, but he was mostly excited about the rest of the day. He had told his plan to Maya and had to threaten her to cancel her hockey training if she babbled. Maya had promised to keep the secret. 
The smell of pastries engulfed the house and it wasn’t long until Aelin showed up on the kitchen doorstep with Maya in tow. 
He turned to them “My queen, my princess.” He offered them a bow “your breakfast is ready.” With his hand he waved at the table where a tray full of croissants was awaiting them at its side a bowl with fruits and other sweet treats he had prepared. Then a chocolate milkshake for both and a mug of coffee for him and his mum. 
Aelin pulled Rowan to her and begged for a kiss “Happy birthday, fireheart.” He whispered against her lips.
“Happy birthday, mama!” Maya climbed off the chair and ran out of the room returning a few minutes later with a piece of paper in her hands “nana Wen helped me last night.”
Maya passed the paper to her mother and Aelin squealed in delight. It was a drawing of her dressed up as a queen, Rowan at her side was a knight and Maya was in front of them with an armour of her own. Underneath there was a scribbling reading “happy birthday queen mum.”
Aelin squeezed her daughter tight “I love you, muffin.”
Eiddwen distributed the food and sat down “well, I think I have my birthday surprise too,” she started “I have bought a small cottage in the neighbourhood down the hill.”
Silence.
“Mum?”
“Rowan, you and Aelin are going to have another child. I will help and I will be a babysitter if you need to, but you need your own space without me lurking around.”
“Eiddwen, you are not a burden.”
The woman took Aelin’s hand “I know darling, but you two might want some privacy too.” She continued “as I said I will be just down the hill. I might have to go back to Wendlyn for a short spell to make sure everything is alright in the other house but I will be back for my grandson’s birth.”
Eiddwen turned to Rowan who had been silent “Rowan?”
“Mum, no one is kicking you out.”
Eiddwen moved closer to her son “I know,” she knew he was worrying about her. Still remembered how hard she had to push him to leave Wendlyn and go back to Terrasen where he belonged “I know you worry and are happy to look after me, but I am fine. These few months with you three have been better than any therapy I went to in the past five years.”
“Okay.”
“Good, now let’s stop moping, we have a birthday girl to celebrate.”
*
After breakfast he finally set his plan in motion. 
Elide and Lysandra picked Aelin up for their spa session. When he had talked to them about his plan, Lys had reminded him that the spa voucher still remained unclaimed. That was the perfect excuse to distract her. He and Maya would go to the bookstore and set their plan in motion. He was giddy. 
Once the car with the three women was away Rowan helped Maya to get ready and both left.
“Dad, I kept the secret.”
“You have been wonderful, my love.”
On that day he was driving his regular car since he had taken the day off and his deputy was on call. He did not want any interruptions. But that meant he could not go near Aelin’s shop since he was not on fire services duty.
He parked and helped Maya climb off the car seat and then he grabbed his bag. 
Lysandra had given him a set of keys for the store since they had closed for the day. 
He stepped in the shop and disabled the intruder alarm as Elide had explained and then locked the door behind him, making sure that the sign said closed for private function.
Elide and Lys had gone there early that morning and brought all the decorations he would need. They had been excellent partners in crime and supporters.
“Okay Maya, we need to decorate the fantasy section like a forest.”
“Yes.”
From a box he extracted a lot of fake kingsflames and started decorating the shelves while Maya looked after the bottom shelves. He then went through the back and took a vase with real kingsflames. They were Aelin’s favourite flower.
“Okay, shall we do the fairy lights now?”
Maya went to grab the content of another box “these ones?”
“Yes.” 
Lys had suggested to use real candles but both Rowan and Elide had been horrified. Open flames in a bookshop? Lysandra had tried to explain she meant the one in glass style containers where the flame was away from the rim. He had given her a lecture on fire safety and Lys had surrendered at his idea of having battery powered tea lights.
He had finished attaching the strings of fairy lights while Maya was placing the tea lights in the most random places. Instead of changing everything he picked up one at a time and lifted Maya in his arms so she could be the one to place it in the correct location.
It took them a few hours for the transformation, but now the fantasy section of the shop looked amazing. He switched off the lights for that section and only left on the ones at the very far back for safety.
“What do you think?”
“I love it dad, it’s so magical.”
The tea and fairy light created a suffused atmosphere. It was perfect.
A text reached him.
“Maya, mum is coming, time to get changed.”
*
“We totally needed that,” said Aelin as they climbed back in the car “peanut and I are very relaxed.”
Lysandra and Elide looked at each other “there’s another stop we have to do before taking you home to your man.”
“Okay.”
They arrived in the centre of Orynth quickly and Aelin was confused when Lys parked in the staff car park.
“Lys?”
“Shh…” Elide told her. 
They walked at the front of the shop and Aelin noticed a hint of lights from inside “why are the lights on?”
Lysandra had texted Rowan in advance and hoped he was ready.
They got in and Elide took her hand guiding her to the paradise in the middle of the shop.
Aelin gasped.
*
Rowan was standing in the centre of the fantasy section dressed in a knight armour and a sword at his hip. Maya was at his side with a kid’s version of his costume. He had asked Fenrys for the best place where to find such costumes and he had been happy at the result.
“What’s happening?” He heard Aelin ask.
He spotted Lysandra and Elide fall back into the darkness. He had promised they could stay and watch. They had been a great help after all.
“My queen,” he took a step forward and went down on one knee in front of her, bowing his head. He then looked up and offered her his hand and stood once more.
Maya advanced with a crown in her hands. Aelin kneeled so that Maya could placed it on her head “you look pretty, mama.”
“Thank you, my love.” She stood again and faced Rowan.
“Aelin, my queen, I spent centuries wandering the world, from empires to kingdoms, to wastelands, never settling, never stopping - not for one moment. I was always looking toward the horizon, always wondering what waited across the next ocean, over the next mountain. But I think… I think that the whole time, all those centuries, I was just looking for you.”
Aelin gasped loudly, that was a direct quote from her favourite book where the warrior confess his blossoming feelings to his queen.
“Rowan…”
He stepped forward and took her hand and Maya joined him carrying a small black box in her hands “mama, dada loves you very much. Will you marry him?”
“My queen, we took a detour through life and I almost lost you forever. No more. Marry me. Make  me the happiest man in Erilea.”
Aelin started sobbing and nodding eagerly “Yes, of course.”
Rowan grabbed the ring from the box and placed it on Aelin’s extended hand “I love you, fireheart.”
Aelin moved closer to him and let his strong arms encircle her “I love you too, buzzard.”
Maya pulled at her mum’s dress “me too.”
The two adults kneeled down and sandwiched their daughter in-between “Mama did you like the surprise?”
“It was beautiful, baby, and I am so happy,” she said with still wet eyes.
Lysandra and Elide waited until it was okay and then ran to the trio “Congratulations!” 
“You can finally join us in the married club.”
“Am I allowed too?”
“Rowan, you can join Lorcan and Aedion and you three can have husbands nights when the three of us need a break.”
Rowan chuckled.
“Mama, dada can we have pizza tonight?”
Rowan looked up at Aelin “do you feel okay to go out?”
“I want to keep my knight’s costume.”
Luckily Rowan had bought hers but his had to be returned.
He helped Lysandra and Elide tidy up while Maya slayed imaginary dragons and pretended to protect Aelin. 
Once they were all finished Lys and Elide said their goodbyes while Rowan guided his girls outside. It was late afternoon and the sun was still high. It was May and Terrasen would experience longer days.
“Dada, can we go to Orynth Tower?”
Rowan smiled and looked at Aelin. That had been their first date. It had been a stunning evening and he had taken her on top of it and they had their first kiss. It was just perfect.
“Did you plan this too?”
Rowan shook his head.
They drove there since it was in the heart of the financial district and he was not asking Aelin to take public transport when he had a car. Rowan parked the car at the car park nearby and they started walking. Maya still dressed with her cape and her plastic sword. She was happy and Rowan was not going to spoil that moment. 
He bought a family ticket and they joined the queue for the lifts. Maya holding her dad’s hand and Aelin was holding the other, leaning against him while they waited.
Rowan kissed her head “remember when we visited here on our first date?”
Aelin looked up at him and smiled.
“You had a cute blue dress that really messed up with my head all night. You had let your hair down and curled it too.” Another kiss “you were the most beautiful woman I ever saw.”
“You came straight from work and had kept your uniform to impress me.”
Rowan laughed “that I did.”
“Let’s go!” Called Maya, while pulling her father forward.
He and Aelin followed and entered together with a few tourists as well. 
As on instinct, Rowan’s eyes landed on the panel against the wall and the codes for the last inspection. 
The lift was made of glass and they could see all the cables.
“Dad, I can see the cables.”
Rowan picked up his daughter in his arms “see that hatch on top of us?” Maya nodded “once I had to rescue some people stuck in this very elevator. My colleagues they lowered me down with the ropes inside it.”
“Did you save them all?”
“Of course I did.”
Aelin smashed her face against his chest and restrained her giggle. She had heard that story already and the face of the other passengers was just the same as the first time they rode it together. She knew Rowan would not take a lift if alone, but with her he always made an effort if it involved an insane number of storeys. 
“Dad, you can always save us if we get stuck.”
Rowan laughed and horror spread around the cabin “we are okay, baby.”
The ride finally over, Rowan let the other people file out and apologised silently to all of them. 
“Let’s go.”
Once on the platform he put Maya down and the girl ran to the viewing point and plastered herself against the transparent barrier “dada it’s so pretty.”
Rowan and Aelin joined her and Aelin snuggled closer to him. The view for taller people was free, and Rowan leaned against the barrier.
“I love that we are here on the day we got engaged.”
Aelin lifted her left hand in front of her staring at the ring on her fourth finger  “I still can’t believe it. Still feels like I am dreaming.”
Rowan pulled her body really close to his while his free hand was brushing Maya’s head who was leaning against his legs. 
“Maybe this is how is was meant to happen,” he whispered softly against her head “maybe this detour through life was what we needed to come out better and stronger than what we were five years ago.”
Aelin kissed his shoulder “that sound like something my dad would say.”
Rowan chuckled lightly “it was actually, and he made me think.” He turned her to face him “I am not saying that is going to be perfect from now on, but all we have gone through made us stronger,” he kissed her forehead in a loving gesture “And I love you three madly.”
Aelin looked down at Maya who was still staring at the view from the tower.
“You are my sappy old man.”
“To whatever end.” He whispered back with a soft kiss.
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suspensionbridges · 7 months ago
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The making of U2's Numb music video according to Bill Flanagan
The members of the band all grab pieces of paper and make lists of what they'd like to see happen to Edge in a chair. Edge's list is full of suggestions like, "Beautiful women kiss Edge." The guitarist is taken aback when his bandmates ideas are read out: "Edge gets punched in face," "Cigarette pushed up Edge's nose," "Break egg on Edge's head." Bono sees the sick look on his pal's mug and whispers that Edge may be a little nervous about having to be a video star. I don't think that's what Edge is nervous about.
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[Director] Godley suggests that maybe it should be Bono who comes up and binds Edge with the string.
"Bono?" Edge says with mock alarm. "Bono is going to tie ropes around my neck? Wait a minute..."
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Dennis Sheehan is off in the corner shouting into a walkie-talkie that Morleigh, the belly dancer, was told she was on hold for this shoot today and now no one can find her...Unlike practically everyone else on the tour, Morleigh does not wait on the whims of the kings. She has her own dance company; she is a pro. If there's a call she'll be there on time and ready to work, but if no one remembers to call her she will go about her business...With his usual magical gift for finding women, Bono strolls in a minute later with Morleigh in tow. He was staring out the car window on the way through Berlin, saw her walking down a side street, and called to her to jump in and see what was going on at the "Numb" set.
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The director reads off the list of options: "Do you want Morleigh's legs around your neck or her foot in your face?"
Bono, Adam, and Larry say together, "The foot in the face!"
Edge: "I prefer the legs around the neck."
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As the sun comes up outside the hotel Larry raises a glass to Edge, star of the shoot. "To Reg!" Larry toasts, using the nickname insiders have given his famous nickname.
"To Reg!" the room replies.
Someone asks where Bono's gone.
"He's upstairs," Godley says, "furiously practicing his lead guitar."
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[All quotes taken from U2: At the End of the World by Bill Flanagan.]
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tolbachik-art · 5 months ago
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Towing An Abandoned Car Fundraiser
Hi!
Long story short, there’s been a car in our driveway that’s been abandoned for about five years now. We transferred the title to someone, but they moved hundreds of miles away without it, so we need to tow it to their family’s place instead since that’s closer. It’ll be about $200-$400.
I’m chronically ill and can’t work, and can only really do art as a way to make any cash.
I was going to have a better, flashier commissions post, but I’ll just give the price breakdown here. Any little bit helps, so thanks in advanced!
PRICES
$5 - 800x800
$12.5 - 1200x1200
$17.5 - 2000x2000
$30 - 3500x3500
ADDONS
$0 - basic painting, minimal complexity, no painting past terminator, one body
$10 - extra attention to detail, painting past terminator, plus unshaded png
$0/$5/$10 - extra per celestial body, depends on level of complexity, limit depending on canvas size
$0-$15 - rings, dependent on orbital plane and no. of segments
$0/$5/$10 - cloud layer, dependent on complexity
$15 - flat fee for addition of a landscape
$2 - convert to mission patch
$0-$15 - background, dependent on complexity (black > starfield > sf + galaxy > sf + galaxy + nebula/accurate stars)
$5 - commercial rights
TERMS
I will take 15% of the full order up front, and will immediately put that towards a donation fund of my choosing. The rest will be taken after I finish your piece. Proof of donation will be sent privately, or posted publicly depending on your preference. It will be added to a donation counter, either way.
I cannot rush pieces. I am chronically ill, and cannot make promises on when I will be done, but I try to work as quickly as my body and mind allow.
A minimum of an hour and a half will be spent on pieces smaller than 1200x1200, with the attention to detail option.
If wanting a piece larger than 3500x3500, please DM me and we can discuss details.
I can be reached here or on discord, just at “tolbachik” without the quotes.
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formerlyashkatom · 1 month ago
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Now that I have gained license the time has come to get a car. After perusing various websites with my mechanic father, we settled on a car about two hours away and went to test drive it yesterday.
When we got there the battery was flat. An ill omen of things to come. The owner of the car charged it off a portable little kit while we went to find a coffee.
Dad's ute broke down halfway to the coffee place.
With much cursing, we were able to push the ute into a parking spot of a local business and call roadside assist. They make it out in 40 minutes and then inform us because Dad's ute runs on LPG, they need a Special Licensed Mechanic for it.
Dad calls roadside assist back to get a quote for a tow and gets disconnected. Eventually we get a quote for $600 (!!!) to make it back to Dad's place. We go 'ummmmmm.....' and say we'll call back. Meanwhile the guy selling the car has got the battery running again and agrees to come meet us where we're stranded so we can still fit in a test drive. We also spend some time googling and calling every local mechanic with a phone number to try to find somewhere local that can be towed to.
The test drive goes well and we like the car. Guy selling the car and I shake hands on it and organise a deposit and safety certificate. Then, being an absolute legend, he's like 'you can tow your ute to my place for the weekend.'
We organise the tow, which is covered for free under roadside assist because it's just up the road. Then when we get back to the place and arrange the ute nicely, Dad gets a call back from one of the mechanics. He's six beers deep so he can't come out and look at it, but this man enters his mind palace and walks dad through disassembling part of the engine to check on a bit that's the likely culprit. I cannot overstate how impressive this man was, he knew everything down to the spanner sizes needed for each itty bitty part.
Unfortunately despite the prowess of this mechanic the ute still isn't running. It's left for tomorrow and we still have to get home. I beg Dad to just let me pay for an expensive Uber, but he insists on the train. We quickly realise the problem with the train: Travis Scott is playing in the city, and it's free travel. We spend an hour and a half packed in like sardines and I remain bitter about the Uber.
We get to the city station where we have to switch lines and get some dinner, because it's dinner time by now. Then, for the final kick in the teeth, we discover the train line we need has been replaced by busses.
I put my foot down and we get an Uber.
Had all gone well, we should have made it home about 3pm. We crawled through my door at 7pm instead.
But: I am now the proud almost-owner of a Hyundai ix35, the biggest purchase I have ever made in my life, and soon I will get to start the journey of driving on my own.
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