#car crash (epithet erased)

[rufusahhahh]

gimme lime(funk)

[toiletapples]

Discord Shenanigans without context, Enjoy

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRbMmAK5/

[o-i-w-u]

HI I KEEP CHANGIN ARTSTYLES WHOOPS-

:3c

[theharedan]

Crusher can make cereal provided it comes in a box.

Spike wants to fight a goose who stole her lunch.

Molly’s the most normal of Giovanni’s minions.

There’s Car Crash, Dark Star, Flame Thrower and Ben. Ben hasn’t earned a minion name yet.

Hmm… ok… so I’m up against boxed-cereal and a stolen lunchbox! And a beaten up goose I guess… that could be cooked somehow…

…it’s really seeming like Molly ended up as the common sense of the group. At least ‘Bear Trap’ makes sense with her motif. How does “Car Crash” fit a minion!? It just sounds like he crashed a car!

Like, Crusher sounds cool, like yeah crush things! And Spike is like dangerous, spiky! And Flame Thrower?? Dark Star?? Like those are intimidating. But Car Crash just doesn’t have the same power behind it. Sounds like a walking disaster.

Eh. At least it isn’t just Ben.

Heh. Ben. Even Molly got a minion name. I’d laugh if I wasn’t trying to get one too! Once er, if I get one, then I can pity poor Ben. Maybe. Probably not. Definitely not, I’ll be laughing. Like a bad guy!

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(Feat. The image on its own)

[minionmaster420]

[username8746489]

This is gonna be the Sylvie cameo in Sweet Escape, trust

Bonus:

Sylvie: Besides, I'm not gonna drive a CRIMINAL around

Molly: Well, Boss was only discovered because he shouted his own name, right?

Sylvie: ...Right

Molly: So that means that you didn't tell the police his name either. That means you lied to the police.

Molly: That makes you a criminal too!

Sylvie:

[dishsoaptragedies]

Alr since you guys seem to like textposts heres some more

(and a few specifically for my favorite epithet man)

[grepevine]

I love selfshippers p2!!💥💥💥

This one is for my friend who doesn't have Tumblr so..

[zoerocksand1]

HUZZA!! It's time for the BOOOOOOYS!!!! :D

they are all different flavors of losers and i love them all very much

Fred gets glasses :)

also i think Sylvie should give Molly and Rick therapy sessions, be very troubled by them, and then take them out for boba

Rick doesn't understand boba, peels the top off and just eats the tapioca (also shows Sylvie, "LOOK! BEHOLD! HMM!! CHEWY!!!")

i want the rest of the boys to actually like them but Giovanni and Sylvie have that kind of "i like to annoy you" type of inevitable and obnoxious friendship where it just happens

[my other epithet erased spread]

[soupghetti]

Doodles :]

[art-of-a-ghostie]

The fact that Prison of Plastic reveals that in the Banzai Blasters the Captain is not the one who gives nicknames but it's more a group activity implies that Giovanni's boys simply started calling Crusher basically the upgrade of "Lover Boy" and he either was on board with that or they just kept doing that until it became an official thing against his will and I don't know which is more hilarious.

[sweetjazzpride]

some special icons to celebrate 50 followers! it’s only been two months and i reached my goal, tysm, everyone!

[ee-where-they-shouldnt-be]

put absolutely every single ee character in a baren desert. my brain is feeling a certain mood today

Finally after all these years... It is done.

I present to you EVERYONE IN A DESERT

thats a screenshot because the file is way to big so heres some closeups!

Going from left to right

The Heathers

Giovanni and his boys

Rick dying for the 30th time + Feenie and Trixie

Arnold and Bugsy

Assorted Banzai Blasters

Scaregrow

The Ogres

Skywatcher and wellwatcher (Wellwatcher is in the well)

Percy, Gorou, and the Bartender guy

Indus and Mera

various background characters + wolf (who i made a little small here, oops)

Howie and the bees

Yoomtank

Zora and Gun Cat chasing Ramsey

Mollys classmates

Lorelai and Graham

Molly w/ da bears

Sylvie + all his sheeps

the bee i hate so fucking much

(follow the landscape behind graham and you should find him)

[epitheterasedaskblog]

uhhhh hey chat, here's a drawing that I made of giovanni and fred (car crash) at the beach recreating the sand guardian meme.

I think I made this 6 months ago? I'm not sure but uhhh hope you like it! :]

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The Boy Accounts(TM)