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[httpsserene]

𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐫, 𝐡𝐞'𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩 | 𝐦𝐯. 𝟏

summary: an unplanned hard launch reveals more than a relationship. it exposes the biggest simp of the century.

content warning: requested by @animeandf1lover. fluff. crack adjacent (in the beginning). profanity. bestfriend!logan sargeant. boyfriend!max verstappen. humor. max yap-stappen. jimmy and sassy verstappen. my personal hc of max using cat emojis unironically. no part two requests, please!

pairing: max verstappen x hijabi fem!poc!reader (fc: shahdbatal)

genre: smau.

from, serene: other titles i thought of; simp, i love my gf, down bad, lord of the simps, or president of the simp club. haven't written for max alone in a while, i missed him !!! pls ignore the typos on the interview clips otherwise i will cry. enjoy, lovely’s xxx

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instagram • jimmyandsassy 🔒 • monte carlo ⚑

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jimmyandsassy love life

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maxverstappen1: how are you going to caption this "love life" when there's not a single photo of me in it 😕

➥ maxverstappen1: you called me the love of your life this morning on ft 😔 ➥ maxverstappen1: omg are you breaking up with me and taking the cats with you 😭😭😭 ➥ yninsta: max the cats chose the caption not me!!! ➥ yninsta: you're still the loml baby, i'm not going anywhere 😚💙 ➥ danielricciardo: u guys are perfectly made for each other :)

maxverstappen1: my babies 😻 why did you put mommy on the last slide? she's too pretty to be there!

➥ jimmyandsassy: m prettier than mommy - sassy ➥ maxverstappen1: hey! you get your looks from your mother be nice 😠 ➥ charlesleclerc: max mate 😟 with every comment you make on this account i hope you know i think less of you with each one 🙏🏻 ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: he's only saying this because i told him it would be cute to make a priv acct with leo that's like this! ➥ yninsta: you should! the kitties love it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: you're all mentally disturbed. electric chair⚡️🪑

logansargeant: i have post notifications on and i have no clue how max gets here faster than me.

➥ logansargeant: jimmy? sassy? do you tell him when you're about to post 🧐 ➥ maxverstappen1: logan the cats can't speak english or use a phone be serious. ➥ logansargeant: THEY DON'T HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS EITHER BUT THEY STILL POST AND REPLY TO COMMENTS ➥ jimmyandsassy: don't yell at daddy! 's mean - jimmy ➥ maxverstappen1: yeah logan don't yell at daddy 😌 ➥ logansargeant: can't believe there was a time i thought you were a respectable man smh

roscoelovecoco: cool cats 🐈

➥ jimmyandsassy: big dawg 🐶

landonorris: they're so pretty i just wanna pet them

➥ landonorris: i wished cats liked me,,, ➥ jimmyandsassy: nobody likes you! hope this helps - sassy ➥ landonorris: STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR CATS AND COME FIGHT ME SIS 🤬🤺

alexalbon: please don't kill me :)

➥ jimmyandsassy: why would we kill you? we like alex - jimmy ➥ oscarpiastri: oh they're so going to claw your eyes out mate 😂 ➥ georgerussell63: it's been nice knowing you alex 🙂 ➥ charlesleclerc: fly high alexander 🕊️🙏🏻 ➥ schecoperez: gone too soon 🙂‍↔️ ➥ jensonbutton: if she kills you, logan will have a car to race this weekend. she's so going to get rid of you 😈 ➥ yninsta: what. logan has his own williams? are u guys okay???

twitter • yn's spam twt

igstory • yninsta uploaded to close friends story!

[caption1; guess i'm bringing jimmy with me][caption2; target confirmed. bravo six going dark.]

logansargeant: please don't make my team principal disappear ⤷yninsta: i will make him suffer inshallah 🙏🏽 ⤷logansargeant: think about jimmy and sassy! they'll miss you 😢 ⤷yninsta: ,,,i will subject him to a painful lecture about his mishandling of the race weekend ⤷yninsta: instead of death 🙃

alexalbon: are we chill? ⤷yninsta: i have no quarrel with you 👍🏽 ⤷alexalbon: oh thank god. i was going crazy in my room hiding from you 😮‍💨

maxverstappen1: come to me when you're done with james 😽 ⤷maxverstappen1: you're surrounded by the wrong shade of blue :( ⤷maxverstappen1: how's logan doing? ⤷yninsta: he's okay considering they gave his car away. ⤷maxverstappen1: bring him with you, i will tell him exactly what i think about wiliams treating him that way

f1 twitter

FIA press conference: pre-race australia • max, charles, logan, zhou, yuki

post-race interview clips • max verstappen

twitter • the internet reacts

instagram • logansargeant • melbourne ⚑

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logansargeant me and you, and you and me, just us, and your boyfriend max.

tagged: yninsta, maxverstappen1, betterhelp

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maxverstappen1: you have me saved as “yn’s boyfriend - INGORE 🛑❌🙈”

➥ maxverstappen1: that’s not very nice ☹️ ➥ yninsta: logan! change it before you make him sad ➥ logansargeant: fine 🙄 ➥ logansargeant: i’m going to mute him instead.

➥ yninsta: logan and max get along great guys i promise!

➥ yninsta: max asked him if he was okay with asking me out before our first date and logan said “mate you don’t have to ask, i know you’ll treat her right” 😇 ➥ logansargeant: that is NOT public info‼️ delete pls ➥ maxverstappen1: you didn’t have to say any of this schatje 😅 ➥ user1: max asked logan for permission to date her? what in the wattpad fanfic is happening rn ➥ georgerussell63: this is great blackmail- i mean info 😉

oscarpiastri: acting like you hate max but you called me screaming in joy about playing padel with him 💀

➥ logansargeant: oscar please. my reputation is at stake here 😀 ➥ oscarpiastri: hey instagram comments- i misspoke. logan sargeant HATES max verstappen! that’s all, thanks. ➥ user2: dis guy 🤦🏻‍♀️ ➥ user3: osc sarcasm check: ✅

user4: if max verstappen offered to fly me out to hang out with his gf i would not leave his messages on read ijs 🤷🏼

alexalbon: DAMN he even said please 😶

➥ yninsta: not too much now alex 🤫 ➥ alexalbon: 🤐😳 ➥ user5: alex were u silent or sileNCED ➥ user6: i could feel the threat through the screen

jensonbutton: but did you take him up on his offer? that’s what we need to know!

➥ maxverstappen1: he did. left me on read for 6 minutes before he broke 😹 ➥ logansargeant: it was on his private jet, paid for, and i got to see my best friend- ofc i said yes! i’m not stupid.

user7: tagging betterhelp on the sc of max’s desperate ass texts is NASTY work logan 💀💀💀

➥ user8: nothing wrong with sending the homies links to therapy sites ➥ user9: there’s definitely something wrong with how down bad max is for his girl. i know that much 🥴 ➥ user10: are u srs? bc that’s a man who doesn’t play about his woman! i can tell 😵‍💫🫦

instagram • maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 championships are worth winning because i take the trophies back to her.

tagged: yninsta

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yninsta: championships are worth winning because YOU drove like crazy for them.

➥ maxverstappen1: two things can be true at the same time 💙 ➥ maxverstappen1: i don’t know if they would matter as much if i didn’t have anyone to praise me for it. ➥ yninsta: i’ll convince you that they are more than that one day 💙🔒 (good thing i’m never leaving you x)

yninsta: حب حياتي (the love of my life)

➥ maxverstappen1: no you are mine ☺️🤭

user11: no the fuck he didn’t.

➥ user12: GIRL HE FUCKING DID

user13: nahhhh he got it. he got it all.

➥ user13: championships, monaco living, the finest woman, expensive cats and cars—LIKE LEAVE SOMETHING FOR THE COMMON FOLK MAX ➥ maxverstappen1: my bad 🙂‍↕️ ➥ user14: he don’t even mean ts ➥ user15: oh i’m bout to crash out 🤪🤬👹

charlesleclerc: okay. that’s a good caption 🙂

➥ maxverstappen1: take a deep breath charlie, no need to be angy about it :) ➥ charlesleclerc: i knew you’d ruin it. i’ll be seeing you max 🤫 ➥ user16: yo what tf 🤣 ➥ user17: did charles leclerc just ominously imply his plot for max’s demise?! ➥ user18: bro what 😒 @/user17 ➥ user19: what are you gonna say next? “they’re going to participate in a duel of arms 🤓” ➥ user16: “a battle of fisticuffs, more likely it seems 🤓🤓🤓”

user20: oh my days— she’s beautiful 😦

➥ maxverstappen1: she’s the prettiest woman i’ve ever set my eyes on 😊 ➥ user21: don’t worry max, we believe you! ➥ user22: you truly are blessed to be dating her.

danielricciardo: boys what are you’re wagers? max yaps more/less about his gf to us now that they’re public?

➥ landonorris: more +£500 ➥ lewishamilton: more +£1000 ➥ logansargeant: more +(i’ll match lewis in american) ➥ schecoperez: have faith in max! ➥ schecoperez: +5 grand take it or leave it.

user23: she’s majestic! in that first photo, she’s giving padme from star wars 🤩 beautiful!!!!

➥ yninsta: tysm ☺️ this might be the best compliment i’ve ever received !!!

instagram • ynspamacct

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ynspamacct i won't unprivate my main, but here's the bf max content i know you all want :)

tagged: maxverstappen1

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user24: max said: princess treatment only 👏🏻

➥ maxverstappen1: ***queen treatment 👸🏽 ➥ user25: oh. the simp allegations are true. ➥ maxverstappen1: you doubted how much i love my gf? crazy. ➥ user25: i won't do it again, i promise.

logansargeant: why do you wear heels if you know they’re going to make your feet hurt?

➥ maxverstappen1: bc she’s knows i’m going to hold them for her and carry her home 😌 ➥ ynspamacct: bc i feel tall 🥺 and max doesn’t mind carrying me home !!! ➥ ynspamacct: oops ☺️ we must’ve replied at the same time hahaaa user26: i’m going to slam my head into the nearest wall, viciously. ➥ ynspamacct: don’t do that! life is worth living i promise 😰

user26: first photo made my tummy flip for some reason 🫦🥴🤤

➥ ynspamacct: you should see a doctor! that doesn’t sound healthy :) ➥ user27: u better stop thirsting over her man like that 😳

lilymhe: boundaries 🧘🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

ynspamacct: exactly 😌

user27: breakfast in bed…what did he want from you 🤔

➥ ynspamacct: …nothing? or, just quality time i guess! he’s sweet like that 🥰 user27: ,,,i didn’t know that was an option. ➥ ynspamacct: being treated like a queen comes with accepting that’s how you deserve to be treated, and that it’s the *only* way you’re going to be treated 😚 ➥ user28: SPEAK ON IT MY GOOD SIS 😫

user29: this relationship is dear to me 😪

user30: m-men aren’t shit? who knew that was possible.

➥ user31: i thought all we had was tom holland 💀 ➥ maxverstappen1: i’m honored to be added to the roster ➥ user32: i cannot take this man seriously now. ➥ user33: why bc he loves his gf and you can’t even seem to find the way to a shower or a therapy session 😀 ➥ user34: WOAH VIOLATION

yninsta: max, maxie-max, maxie !!!

➥ maxverstappen1: i love you most, schatje 💛🔒 ➥ yninsta: aw you beat me to it 😞 ➥ yninsta: i love you foreverrrr #1 💙🔒 ➥ user35: oh i’m gonna cry :)

© httpsserene 2024 - most photos from pinterest and edited by me. fc is shahdbatal.

[cyarskaren52]

Lift Every Chair And Swing! The Folding Chair And Black August Have X Lit

MadameNoire Featured Video

On the heels of the reparatoryMontgomery riverfront brawl, another video of a Black Detroit man whooping a white man with a folding chair and a video of an unknown Black serving a ballsy white woman a two-piece combo with a kick have emerged. Black August is in full effect.

Hotep King Tariq Nasheed posted a video clip to X, formerly known as Twitter, on  August 10. With the #BlackAugust, the caption read, “Another brotha got the folding chair spirit recently-this time in Detroit. What did I tell you about that #BlackAugustenergy?” 

In the video, the white man seemingly attacked the unidentified Black white man. After charging the dreadlocked brother, the man was clobbered with a bright yellow folding chair. Sustaining multiple blows atop his vulnerable head, the man was no match for the metal contraption and eventually dropped to the ground like a ton of bricks with his flip-flops flapping off his feet. Although the incident happened in Detroit, the people involved have not been confirmed. 

Black X users had a field day with the Black August footage. 

Tariq also posted another Black August video later that day on X with a Black woman putting hands on a white woman who thought it’d be a good idea to invade the sister’s workspace. In an undisclosed location resembling some sort of medical facility, the white woman could be seen storming around a semi-circle workspace to attack the Black woman. Wearing a knee-length sweater, the employee bodyslammed the misguided woman who swung at her after the WWE takedown move, the white woman tried to get her bearings, but the employee channeled her inner- Bruce Lee lobbing a powerful front kick to the woman’s chest. The Black woman was about to go ham on the foolish lady with a chair, but fortunately for her, an unidentified white man carried her away, saving her from another ass-whooping. 

“An aggressive Karen tried to come around the desk and get physical with a sista on her job. The sista delivered a Harriet Tubman Take-down. Followed by a Coretta Scott King Kick. She was about to finish with some Montgomery Chair action, but someone came to save the Karen #BlackAugust,” Tariq’s tweet wrote.

Black X users also weighed in on this brawl. 

The Montgomery Riverfront brawlseemingly inspired veteran actress Sheryl Lee Ralph to respond to the folding chair action.

“I got one thing to say,” Sheryl said to the person recording the video.

“Lift every chair and swing,” she sang with conviction. 

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[hocuscroakus]

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[waitingformyfavoritesongs]

1:52 1:53 am pdt 7 April 2023 Friday

I guess everyone who is trying to kill me thinks they are righteous. I guess no one wants to help me. All those commercials that say they care a lot, makes me think it’s a lie. Even this hotel 🏨 says it. It’s hypocritical. But a few hours ago I came to the realization that I understand why they think 💭 they are righteous. Righteous to kill in a backhanded way. 1:56 am pdt I don’t have any arguments left. Until I forget and then get torn down again as I write ✍️ that argument. Why should I expect to be treated differently than other people b4 me who lost their body parts? He keeps on attacking me with acid. Not much left of me. Going to lose something for sure/certain. 1:58 am pdt I’ve been lied 🤥 to. And I cannot argue why it’s wrong. And I cannot defend people like dugard and Shannon Ruth. 1:59 am pdt

3:43 am pdt if all rapists are righteous then does that mean all people who work at the hospital 🏥 who neglected me are righteous and rapists? 🤔😖😭😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵😤🥵 3:44 am pdt bcz why do people use the word f*ck in other cases when they aren’t referring to intercourse? 3:45 am pdt the only way to mildly amuse myself in the face of people who don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m losing my bottom half. 3:46 am pdt

It’s all ransom and witch 🧙 craft I guess? 3:47 am pdt even though it did seem like something did work.... 3:48 am pdt I get confused 🤷🏻‍♀️

12:11 pmpdt incubus captioned there are no Wednesdays. Only Fridays and Saturdays. In previous posts I put for Wednesday: 👰‍♀️ Friday sounds like fry. Saturday is close to satan. If you can’t walk, you’re close to dying. All those who are close to dying are sitting 🪑 . Sat Anne. Isu. I ,Susanna. Daniel and Susanna. Round and round. Grew up thinking 💭 one idea 💡 is better than the other only to find out god is opposed to it. I guess rapists are better than non rapists. I guess rapists care about women’s feelings? I didn’t know. I guess it’s righteous to only care for your feelings when you’re a man 👨. I didn’t know this. Thanks 🙏 for setting me straight. 12:26 pmpdt can’t really be happy being a people pleaser only. 12:27 pmpdt I wonder 💭 if there are more bombs 💣 hidden in ice 🧊 and will push the earth 🌍 closer to the sun 🌞 . 12:28 pmpdt was it the Arctic 🐻‍❄️ or Alaska? I forgot. 12:28 pmpdt I feel like I am going to regret writing this. But I’m tired of living in agony. I’m looking forward to the day the I am dead ☠️. 12:30 🕧 pmpdt I am not god. I am not alll knowing. I know very little. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ the future. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ how things should or can or would be done ✅. I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️. 12:31 pmpdt I don’t have much figured out. And I lived most of my life probably being restricted 🚫 . 12:32 pmpdt I don’t do drugs, don’t drink 🚱 alcohol 🍷- although I have tried it a few times, I don’t smoke 🚭, I haven’t tried weed but I think 💭 I smelled it b4. I know that some guys don’t want me telling family that I had s*x with them. They will say “it is none of their business.” 12:35 pmpdt

12:41 pmpdt my tongue 👅 is partially black now. Nausea. 12:42 pmpdt. So, if Disney romantic fantasy love 💕 is not possible, what does that say about humans? We are all fantastic liars 🤥? Obligation? To stay with one human married for the rest of your life? It’s not possible for everyone to have a best friend? Mariah Carey song 🎶 . I guess it’s a sign Bcz Jordan/jordi died. Left hip 12:44 pmpdt 12:45 pmpdt. I am missing some parts of me. Not going to be optimistic or feeling like there is real brotherhood on earth 🌍. I don’t now. I have been left to rot (1207 12 almost looks like R) die. 12:46 pmpdt am I really that unacceptable of a person? Truely naturally and I’ve been crazily in denial? I guess so. That’s part of people pleasing I guess. Even though I have failed 😞 at everything involving relationships that no one wants to talk to me, even after only talking for a minute. I do the slightest littlest things wrong and people get turned off and reject me on first impressions. 12:50 pmpdt didn’t realize Q was worse than me if all my predictions are true, at least in my opinion. The rest of the world 🌎 probably won’t share my opinion. I probably have distorted thinking 💭. I’m sometimes not even honest with myself: like I used to eat random stuff and pretend I like it and eat it Bcz it’s convenient. 12:52 pmpdt 12:53 pmpdt I should have been more honest earlier. But I was probably setup to fail Bcz if my Saint Lucia curse. So if everyone is cursed the same way? But they’re not??? Not the same way... then there is no choice. ? It is what it is. I look in the mirror 🪞 and feel the pain. It don’t look 👀 pretty. I will take the (autocorrect: devil pictures kids) I don’t know 🤷🏻‍♀️ incubus is probably referring to my pictures at home 🏠. ) threats to my life more seriously now Bcz that looks like it’s truth. Friday, Saturday. No Wednesdays. Autocorrect:weans. 12:58 pmpdt no comment. Heart ♥️ of glass. 12:59 pmpdt karma for kissing and having s*x with people I couldn’t commit to. Self full filled prophecy? Or meant to be? I thought 💭 a lot of stuff felt out of my control. 1:01 pmpdt

2:36 pmpdt even if so, I’m still dying. Can’t breathe + heart ♥️ pain = dying! 2:38 pmpdt

5:02 pmpdt (left hip bone 🦴 pain) idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ if the bombs 💣 net the North Pole pushed the earth 🌍 closer to the sun ☀️ or away. If the earth 🌍 was slowly wobbling towards migrating closer to the sun ☀️ in its revolution around the sun 🌞 I would probably put bombs 💣 to push it away from the sun 🌞. Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ idk 🤷🏻‍♀️ what’s going on what god’s purpose was to put those bombs 💣 there. 5:05 pmpdt wild imagination 💭 hope for the best prepare for the worst. 5:06 pmpdt

5:07 pmpdt or maybe 🤔 it’s to accelerate changing of the poles? To change poles probably means to change positions in orbit around the sun 🌞 changing the path? I didn’t get that far in school 🏫. 5:08 pmpdt

8:46 pmpdt 8:48 pmpdt incubus stabbed a part of my upper right brain a bunch of times and it hurt. And then he applied more acid with a rough sandpaper-like feel. 8:50 pmpdt it scares me whenever I feel anything painful in my brain. For some reason at this moment my emotions are weird. Right lower leg bone 🦴pain 8:53 pmpdt oddly. pain back right skull? Pain 8:54 pmpdt I m moving a little slower.

9:01 pmpdt I suddenly remembered Buddha. He knew it was his time to die. 9:02 pmpdt

9:40 pmpdt a light and then a boom that echoes in the sky. A long white car with tinted windows drive off a minute after. 9:41 pmpdt I think they’re trying to cause a fire at the hotel. Drove off to the left hand side when they exited. 9:42 pmpdt

10:17 pmpdt I’m on edge. I thought I saw a light reflection from the corner of my eye travel upward from below. My mom is telling me it’s not what I think it is. 10:18 pmpdt

[raphyart]

Pick a Seat - (CyberRaph x Shokaii Edit) 

Produced by Docx, Remixed by Shokaii with additional vocals added by RAPH

Captioned by Docx:

I appreciate alllllllll of the love on my hit song PICK A SEAT 🥰 I wanted to give y’all one last remix - and with the suuuper super cool @raphyart ‼️‼️ they are such an INCREDIBLE talent and I would encourage EVERYONE to reach out to them with all of your graphic design needs ‼️‼️ ❤️‍🔥 @raphyart​

Captioned by Me:

Once again thank you Doc for letting me be a part of this sound officially. I fell in love with the Pick a Seat (Remixes) and the Shokaii Edit specifically spoke to me and I felt had enough space for me to try a little something on.

Please go support this and the rest of the remixes 🪑💞©

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[someone-elsa]

 🪑 Sitting Decos (8 deco sims)

UPDATE 3.10.2021: Replaced specular maps with blank ones. If they looked weirdly glossy in your game, please re-download!

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A collection of sitting decorative sim sculptures to make your cafés, parks, restaurants etc. livelier.

• 3 swatches each • Categorised in Deco/Sculptures (or search someone-elsa), price 1 simoleon • Press 'alt' when placing, may need Moveobjects cheat too • Proper LODs

With ~10k polys each, these are high poly objects! So if you're playing on a lower-end computer, you might not want to put them all on the same lot at the same time. Test what works for your setup!

If you don't need them all, click the pictures to see captions and numbering.

Happy simming! I love to see my creations in use, so don't be afraid to tag me if you post pictures using these :)

EDIT: Sorry about this but I totally forgot to give credit to awesome CC creators whose content I used for these. So @rheallsim​ (eyebrows), @saurusness​ (wrinkles), @luumia​ (body hair), @lamatisse​ (skintones) Thank you ♥

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[officialtwinksilver]

As you guys know, I’m a huge fan of pretty things. And you know that I tag them with all sorts of emojis (i.e. 💎, 🏺✨, 🍾 with a 📜, etc.) So I’ve compiled a rough directory of what each means in this blog:

https://www.tumblr.com/timeline/blog_subscriptions

✨: a suffix signifying endearment or high regard

with a 📜: a suffix signifying extended thoughts, especially in the caption or tags.

🤚👀✨: an expression of true (or joking) desire, heavily reliant on context

🍾: paintings and drawings from 1000 to 1900, or by artists born before 1900.

🏺: vessels (i.e. cups, bottles, urns) or ceramics (i.e. tiles, clay figures, bricks.) A personal favorite!

🍽: dinnerware, another personal favorite

🗿: non-ceramic sculptures/utensils

💎: anything collectable or great for display. When used with 💍, the emoji for jewelry and accessories, it often in emphasis of each other

🏢: buildings and building elements

🛍: low-poly or 2D assets of particular cuteness and beauty

🖼: paintings, drawings, and pages of quality, especially from 1900 to the present.

📜, 📖: literary mediums and artworks of quality (i.e. pages, books, covers, filial caps) of quality, especially from before 1900, if not 1700.

🖌, 🖋: brushes, pens, and related materials (i.e. ink-sticks, ink-blocks, inkwells) Happens more than once!

🧳, 👜, 🎒, 👛: objects for carrying other objects on one’s person, as well as for being seen. 👜 and 👛 are especially used for ones of discrete or handy quality (i.e. inro, pouches, etc).

👗, 👔, 👞, 💍: garments, jewelry, or particularly fine accessories. 💍 in particular is often used with 💎 to emphasize each other’s points.

🪑: anything relating to a chair, dining area, or seating area, especially of a public or professional tenor

🛋: anything relating to a couch or lounge area—really any object or space conducive to long, reclined reflection

🛏: anything related to a bedroom

🪴: anything related to a garden or patio

🚽: anything related to… that sort of space

🛁: anything relating to a bathtub or bathing space

🗡: weapons, armor, and tools of war in general

Hopefully this offers some measure of clarity to what goes on in this… blog.

[alottamoney]

Love your page! You seem to be the most honest, down to earth, and logical person I've stumbled across in this fandom. I really love your world view and attitude towards these guys and shipping in general. I wanted to start with this since the rest will be a bit long winded and rambling.

Okay, here goes. I'm fairly new to BTS but not new to life, shipping, and crazy fandoms. But seriously, I'm concerned I've joined a cult and might get crucified for not believing these guys are perfect 👀. I actually really like them because they aren't perfect.

But to my main point...reality TV and BTS. (Do most fans really not know that ITS, Run BTS, and behind the scenes stuff is structured and edited? Or do they just not want to know?) Anyway...ITS season 2.

I personally loved this season of ITS because it felt way less scripted than the first season. However, it was still scripted (in that they still had scheduled activities with members...but not in how they actually interacted with each other). It was sooooo much less structured than the first season (which they actually said themselves), never seemed like they had a straight up script they were reading from (date night), and it didn't seem forced or to intentionally alienate anyone... cough, cough (Tae). I think this allowed the members to show more of their real personalities and relationships. I keep seeing people talk about it being more boring or not having enough of their ship...yeah thats because it's more real life and less fantasy. That's what makes me like it more.

An example of it being scripted...seems like they set it up so that Tae was going to have to beg for food (they pre-recorded him saying he couldn't cook and would be depending on the others) but I don't think they set up to be JK. It was most likely supposed to be Jin, since Tae asked him first. (And Jin just straight up refused to play along with the script the entire season 😂, so he said no.) They edited so much out of that section and added way too many "brothers" to the captions for having JK do it be the original intent.

(But....IMHO the best part of all of that was when Tae was straight up trolling in the next episode. He was like, oh they want me to beg for food, watch this. I really think if he asked JK to cook for him one more time, he might have gotten murdered 🤣.)

I think they (the group + maybe HYBE/BH??) decided that this season would showcase them all being close friends, no fan service (like really shippy fan service not just people hanging out together 🙄), and allowing them to be "more" themselves. After watching all the episodes, I'd say this was the "theme" of the season.

To me...all of them are friendly, professional, and pretty close knit. I quite sincerely agree with you that Taekook dynamics are just...interesting. It seems like they can't quite figure out how to act "normal" so they come across as a bit weird at times. I also don't know any of them personally, so I'm basing this off of scripted TV shows and edited behind the scenes, chaotic vlives, and videos not from HYBE/BH (still questionable but more realistic sources).

I hope they all really did get some rest and relaxation. (While having cameras on them 24/7)

What are your thoughts on this season of ITS?

Yours truly,

A TK Fan

Oh wow, TK fan anon, that's so nice of you. I'm flattered 😭💜😭💜

I recently re-visited a fandom I used to follow and I think everyone is taking the cue from kpop fandoms and becoming more intense even about fictional characters lol I agree though that this is the only fandom where I feel an actual threat.

Do fans not know that TV shows are structured and edited? I think they are more open to the idea this season because as 🪑 anon pointed out there are some things here that they can't reconcile with their existing beliefs. The amount of bargaining that had to be done to convince people that last season was scripted though, "Some of it is scripted but not all of it" is what most people settled on because no one wanted to make it seem like BTS was lying(?) Which is such a bizarre thought process. They could be lying every time they open their mouths but somehow saying that is blasphemous. Why would rich entertainers lie to us?🥴

That's a good observation about Tae and cooking in ITS. Just to be clear though; did you mean the staff would murder Tae or JK would? lol. I don't know what BH planned and I've realized over time that even not having expectations from them can still leave you disappointed so, I try not to overthink or I overthink later when I have more information lol I just uwu over the Taekook and move on (It was hard to reach this point though).

The thing about BTS variety shows is that they aren't very subtle and if the sound effects aren't enough they hit you over the head with whatever it is that they want you to focus on in the captions. It's very clear that they have planned it all out and it is scripted. That's why despite having so much content I don't think anyone can say anything about them with certainty. I feel someone who has no idea who BTS are or someone has never watched the content will have more accurate takes on them because the "propaganda" is strong here. I don't wonder too much about BTS dynamics as a whole, they clearly have something that works for them but if tomorrow one of them says something I don't expect, I also won't be surprised, if that makes sense.

About this season of ITS, I'm glad that nothing I predicted came true and I did like this season more for obvious reasons and also the Schadenfreude of seeing some people trying to explain all the Taekook interactions but again I don't trust BH so there's that lol

I hope you share more of your Taekook observations 💜

[100milesfromhome]

Nah man! I can’t be the only one who doesn’t trust every hairdresser 😂 Have you really never had someone fucking it up?

Nah, I'm a simple gal. Just a cut and blow dry girl. Plus I've had the same hairdresser since I was little.

I can understand not trusting them of course. It just sounded like a strange caption to me 🪑