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silent-sanctum · 1 year ago

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If you can, you do Jotaro x reader where the reader (gender neutral) is a very famous music celebrity and how Jotaro handles the being with someone who is famous with their daughter Jolyne in their life as well. Love your work and hope everything is good with you 🩷

Thank you anon! 💖 Kinda stressing out over paperwork over here but it's all good nonetheless! 🫡 You're request is heard and I hope I did your request justice with this short fic. Hope you enjoy! ♡

My Universe - Jotaro x Reader

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One of the perks of having your spouse be a famous global soloist, is having a kid with them and have said child be their number one fan if Jotaro wasn’t already.

Sure, he may not necessarily like all the discography you put out for your fans, but that’s normal for anyone. You did mostly pop with some R&B on the side, and he was more of a jazz man himself. But he did have his personal playlist of favorite tracks he’d listen to time to time on repeat.

But Jolyne was on a different level than he was- she adored you off-screen and on-screen. If you were at home or at least around her, she’d have a field trip being with her idol: She’d get her hands on every merchandise that’s yet to be released, listen to songs yet to be heard, and get special access to VIP areas only meant for artists.

How about the time spend with Jotaro?

Well, aside from musing your daughter with all the perks and love from a celebrity guardian, there were times you left Jolyne with her own bodyguard and babysitter, and used the free time to roam the city with your husband and do whatever they wanted to do.

Initially, your personal life was kept secret from the world, choosing to separate and not involve it with the life of stardom. And that was still the case back when you and Jotaro were still dating. You posted a lot on your social media, mostly pictures of your “selcas”, outfits-of-the-day, food items, behind-the-scenes special from your stages, nature shots, and pictures with fellow celebrity friends.

Once in a blue moon, your fans would blow up social media whenever you decided to be ballsy and post pictures of you with Jotaro, his face hidden thanks to his hat and mask. The content of the image was relatively tame and “neutral”, but given the context behind these pictures- the intimate proximity of the two, the matching color palette clothes, the rare posting of him in general- might as well made your fan base theorists.

“Boyfriend reveal when????”

“Bestie, please share the tea to the world”

“Hello? The couple fits?? The cute poses??? Call me delulu but-”

“All of you are being weirdos. Stop invading their privacy”

“Yeah the dude could be her cousin or brother or something”

“Girl they be dropping these lovey-dovey ass pics and still wonder why we’re this delusional”

“Uhm cousin?? Brother?? With those pictures? Weird but pop-off ig”

You’d receive many posts of similar flavor all over your timelines and you admitted to liking whenever your fans talk about the love of your life as if it’s a conspiracy theory and most of them coming from a supportive mindset. It irked Jotaro for a moment when said community managed to somehow track both his formal account used to document his research findings, and his private social media account where he posted pictures of scenery similar to yours.

But there were the rational handful who were able to veer them off his ass, dismissing their claims as false despite hitting the nail on the spot.

Eventually, once you shifted to a more flexible and lenient agency, you decided to reveal to the world that the popular music icon was engaged and to be married the next week all through a single image of your hand brandishing a ring on your ring finger with a bride emoji as its caption.

“GOOD MORNING???”

“MARRIAGE?!!”

“THEY IS GETTING MARRIED YALL”

“And yall called us crazy for saying they had a boyfriend all this time”

“We boutta get Papa Star amongst us”

The fans and the general public went wild and aside from the obsessive ones, most of your community sent their support.

Despite your relationship now public to everyone, Jotaro still wanted to keep himself mostly anonymous to the news. So whatever images were taken with him in it was blurred out with the default blur effect or an emoji sticker- a “star” one to be specific-covering his face whenever it was shared among fans.

The community erupted with loud awes and cheers when you announced to the world that you were going to have a baby girl in the family in one of your interviews.

“OMG???”

“Alright baby protectors, it’s our time to RISE”

“Much love to the little onee”

“I will defend this child with my life.”

“Shooters for baby girl where yall at?”

“Oh she bout to be the luckiest mfer with all the merch exclusives”

Years later, Jolyne grew up to be her parent’s number one fan, doing exactly what your fanbase had thought of when she’d grow older.

Going back to the present, you found yourself stuck knee-deep in your career doing a sold-out world tour, performing for thousands of cheering people in cities across the world. This wasn’t your first tour and you’ve found a decent routine to follow when doing so, but this year was a first for you.

You expressed both in social media posts and in interviews that burnout began to hit you full-time and a multitude of nagging negativity clouded your head as you kept up with all the schedules, production, and practice sessions for majority of the year. You’ve been so busy that time spent with your family this year was little to none. You constantly shared that hopefully sometime in the middle of promotions, you could return home to your family.

Jolyne felt it watching you through the screen. Jotaro felt it too.

All of them missed you and he wanted to do something about it for once.

By the time September came, your world tour came to a close with one last concert to be done in the Rose Bowl Stadium in California. Both him and Jolyne were never able to attend to any of your concerts due to work and school, but timing was in their favor for once and he made the most of the opportunity.

He got into contact with your manager, someone he became close acquaintances with, and notified of them coming over to watch your show. At first, Jotaro just wanted to be there with your daughter in tow, but the manager and a couple of the crew members in-charge of the set list had different plans.

He agreed to it.

With the VIP tickets secured and their booth ready for them, Jotaro and Jolyne flew across the States with eager anticipation and excitement, the latter mostly radiating off from the little girl.

Eventually, the day of the concert arrived and your daughter couldn’t contain herself from running about, unable to wait any longer for her to watch her other parent sing and dance live for the first time. During the day, rehearsals were done before the show proper and a handful of lucky fans were able to watch it.

Thanks to a streamer fan’s dedication and generosity, Jolyne was able to watch you walk about the stage in cozy casuals interacting with your community through a live stream in her phone. From time to time in the middle of preparing things needed for a concert, Jotaro would tune in as well, happy to see you even if it was from a live feed.

Hours later, he rented a car nearby and drove both of them to the beaming stadium, teemed with cheering crowds of fans falling in line either to enter the venue or to purchase on-site merchandise. On the lampposts and the walls were banners of you welcoming everyone to the event.

To avoid getting mobbed, both father and daughter kept themselves hidden from any passing person with a hat and mask as they walked across the area to the stadium’s entrance. To everyone else, they might as well be an ordinary dad-and-daughter duo who were also fans of their favorite artist.

Jotaro followed the instructions sent to him by your manager and headed off to a more discreet entrance where they didn’t have to worry about any lines or people complaining of why they get to enter first and not them. A guard stationed by waved them inside and led the family into their seats overlooking the brightly lit stage. Before the platform were thousands of light sticks waving in the dark, belonging to the fans singing to songs being played as they waited for you to start.

Beside him, Jolyne sang along with enthusiasm, shaking her own personalized light stick to the beat of the music. He would do the same in an alternate universe, but here it just wasn’t his thing.

After a few minutes, the music faded off into silence and the lights dimmed until the stage cast the whole venue in darkness. The crowds cheered and many miniature lights shook in the night. The speakers suddenly blared a remix of one of your title tracks and the jumbo screens flashed to show a VCR containing a mashup of you in a concept film, introducing your theme as a music artist to your audience.

Then as the dancers brought in the energy with their entrance, the stadium exploded with excited screams as you rose up from the below and walked to the front, passing by your back-up dancers until you stood in front of everyone. A second after you greeted the crowd, you switched demeanor and joined the others in choreography.

Jotaro couldn’t help but smile and clap by the time you finished your introductory performance, contrasted by his daughter’s loud screams. He watched wistfully at you speaking with the audience, sweating from all the dance and singing.

It truly was something different watching you live versus watching a live broadcast from home. You’re so near and yet so far from him.

And so far, the rest of the evening was spent like this with you; the beloved soloist performing many of their hit songs ranging from hard hitting beats with impressive dance routines to soothing ballads that had you simply sitting on a fancy stage prop all dolled-up to match the aesthetic of the songs.

Jolyne never pried her eyes away from her other parent, always focused on you and making sure she sung, danced, and responded to your every questions with the devotion of a true, hardcore fan.

By the time the concert was near its end, you were standing in front of the crowd in a cozy outfit akin to the aesthetics of a person living in a humble cabin in the woods. Supposedly, this segment was supposed to be for when you brought up a box of mixed Q&A and dares for you to do.

However, as you said that you were about to start with the bit, the screens beside you changed from showing an arcade-esque “Break Time with Y/N” to a simple “You have special guests watching you”.

Out of the blue, spotlights turned to Jotaro and Jolyne’s booth and there they were- clear as day on the jumbo screens. Everyone cheered yet again as their way of greeting their favorite artist’s family. And even as Jotaro froze on spot, tipping his hat over his eyes as he offered a small wave, his little girl beamed and waved her light stick at the camera.

“I’m here! Hello!”

Jotaro, from what he could see from under his hat, fixed his gaze on the other jumbo screen where it showed your reaction to the surprise- you were crouched on stage, one hand waving at your child, while the other covered your mouth as he saw tears well up in your eyes.

You didn’t expect them to be at your closing concert but seeing your family present was enough for you to break character and fixate on the loves of your life. “Ah really, you guys…”

In response to your happy tears, the crowd cried out a nearly-synchronized “don’t cry!” prompting you to let out a wet chuckle and sniffle.

It occurred to him that he could do something while the cameras were on them. He reached for his phone from his coat pockets and with a few taps, he showed the screen to everyone- a mobile digital message with the words scrolling across the black screen in neon yellow:

Congratulations on your successful world tour. We love you <3

“Ah! You’re gonna make me cry again!” You said, whining as you swiped your eyes free from the new batch of tears ready to fall. He chuckled back. “Everyone, that’s my husband and baby girl. I love them and the fact that they’re here makes me the happiest person right now.” The crowd cooed.

“Now that they’re here, I’m all the more charged up to perform for everyone!” You said and the stadium cheered in response. With one more long look at your family watching from their booth, you continued. “Hope you all enjoy the rest of this night as much as I am enjoying right now.”

With Jolyne’s suggestion via a whisper, Jotaro turned to his phone and changed the message one more time before the camera diverted away from them. This the message scrolled by in neon green saying:

Let’s celebrate! Let’s eat out later! Our daughter is starving.

Your fans expressed a mix of laughter and wholesome “aw’s”. In turn, you smiled and with both hands grasping your microphone, you replied back to them with a curt yet loving, “Of course. My treat.”

#jotaro x reader #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #jotaro kujo #jolyne cujoh

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tayloralisonswiftnetwork · 9 months ago

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With autumn now having officially started, the Taylor Alison Swift Network is happy to announce our October event: Fall Celebration!

For this event, you are welcome to create anything from the list of prompts below!

October 7th - Day 1: All Too Well Music Video

October 8th - Day 2: Taylor’s fall fashion

October 9th - Day 3: Favorite All Too Well performance

October 10th - Day 4: Red/orange/yellow colors

October 11th - Day 5: Favorite song that reminds you of fall

About the event:

The event will take place from October 7th to October 11th!

Anyone can participate!

How to participate:

Reblog this post!

Create something based on the prompts!

Caption your post with @tayloralisonswiftnetwork Fall Celebration | [prompt] and tag #taswiftnet so we can reblog it! We will reblog late creations as well!

We look forward to everyone’s creations!

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tripleace-unofficial · 1 year ago

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Original caption (2021-09-18):

If Triple Ace was an otome dating sim with a Fiestas Patrias episode. Who would you pick 🤭? #triplenacional

Cultural Notes

This little gag is based on Chile's national holidays. Let me explain what the characters are referencing

Fiestas Patrias / 18 de Septiembre / Dieciocho

Literally translated as "Patriotic Celebration", also called September 18th or just "Dieciocho" (The 18th; no matter the time of the year, if someone talks about the 18th they're talking about September). Marks the date of the First Government Body (18th) and Day of the Glories of the Army (19th). Not our independance? Well, that's in February, which is summer over here, so it was decided it would be a waste to have a holiday on a time of year where people already rest. Having our biggest holiday during winter let's us have a break we can look forward to while we work. Remember the end of year Holidays also fall in Summer here.

The actual holidays last two days, but depending on when it falls in the week, we might also get the 17th or 20th off. On top of that, celebrations don't start on the official calendar holiday but at the very start of September and going strong until the last day (be it the 19th or 20th), after which we spend the rest of the month hung-over resting from all the celebrations. If you're thinking about visiting Chile, this is, in my opinion, the best time to soak in the culture and have fun.

Fonda

A fonda is a traditional gathering done during September as a way to celebrate our culture. They take place in the open (though they often charge an entrance fee) and have different activities to pass the time: food booths (the main attraction, very meat focused), traditional games, music and dance, and rodeos (though the younger population has been calling for them to be banned since they rely on animal cruelty for entertainment).

Terremotos

An alcholic drink made with low quality white wine, grenadine and pineapple ice cream. The name literally translates to 'earthquake' because it leaves you shakey and dizzy like an earthquake (we would know ;)).

Cueca

Our national dance. Traditionally composed of pairs of men and women, though same sex pairs aren't frowned upon. It's inspired by the mating rituals of chickens.

One pie de cueca (cueca foot) is a short one minute song that follows a defined dance pattern. A complete dance is three pies de cueca.

#Triple Nacional #Triple Ace #webtoon #webtoons #webtoon originals #official post #extras #cultural notes

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wrongcaitlyn · 1 year ago

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Hello! just wanted to say that i really don’t mean to make you uncomfortable at all with this ask since i know you’re sex repulsed ace but i swear i don’t mean it in that way. as in in the sex way. it’s more as in the overcoming religious trauma and being proud of ones sexuality way!

picture this : nico di angelo. he’s at the Grammys. he’s just released guilty as sin? and everyone’s going absolutely bonkers bannanas. he’s walking the little carpet (added detail he is wearing the dress taylor wore at the show announcing ttpd). he sees a reporter and smiles at them and there recording and being like “omg nico is love your new song aaaa!” and nico just deadpan stares at them as he slowly walks by and lifts up the slit in his dress just a tiny bit and boom tattoo that says mine. ON HIS UPPER THIGH?!? 😨😨😨😨 he sets his dress back down winks and walks away like nothing ever happened. the reporter ( a gen z) puts it on tiktok with the caption “NICO WTF?!” CROWD GOES WILLLDDDD PEOPLE ARE GOING INSANE NICO THAT NICO HAS A TATTOO AND ITS ESPECIALLY MINE ON HIS UPPER THIGH LIKE IN THE SONG WHEN DID HE GET THIS WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? and everyone assumes it’s just so sexual when in reality it’s sexual in the way that the guilty as sin bridge is sexual. yes it’s based around sexuality but more the acceptance that he is allowed to feel those feelings towards someone especially another man. it’s a celebration of how far he’s come from that little scared christian boy who thought he was dirty and wrong to now and something that he can look down at and be happy from how far he’s come. (also nico had to train will for a few days so that his barely legible doctors handwriting at least looked nice enough to be readable) (also will made the haha so many couples break up after they get tattoos comment when nico was getting it and he was like “will if you ever even try to leave me the entire universe will be destroyed and that includes you” and he’s like “well i wouldn’t leave you anyways but remind me from time to time it’s funny.” “yeppers peppers” (also hc that nico says incredibly silly phrases cause he picked some of them up from will but some of them are his)

anyways sorry about this very specific scenario! you do not have to respond to this if you don’t want to since there isn’t much to say and i know you must be busy with a ton of asks haha. just wanted to share one of the scenes i imagine happening in tyt in the FARRR future! Might low key write a fic about it if i ever figure out how to write if that would be okay with you!

have a good day! :)

KSDJFSD NO BC ppl's reactions to his tattoos (though, tbf, they're mostly grief-related tattoos) has been something i've been thinking about for agesss and will probably include at some point.

so many little details in this that i LOVEEJSDF nico training will's doctor handwriting😭😭 i actually plan to add a tattoo at some point of will + all of the rest of nico's found family drawing stars and then having like a collection of them on his chest, which i will definitely be including at some point, and i can just imagine nico trying to teach will how to draw a star (he draws them like taylor swift's "stars, do u like dem" drawing)

but on to the main point: i absolutely love this idea! though i'm not planning on guilty as sin actually being a song that nico releases (unfortunately ://) he will 100% be making moves with his music that displays his growth as a person and his increased comfort with himself in all forms!!

the silly phrases hc is wonderful. CANON NOW. i also especially like nico also looking up like old-timey phrases and then just using them for no reason other than to confuse his friends

AND THE CIWYW NECKLACE!!!! will already has nico's ring on his necklace, but i think nico would 100% get either a necklace with a sun on it to represent will (maybe personalized to have the same design that he has as his tattoo) or his initials, or both. the ciwyw necklace will always be peak romance though <33

i would 100% support writing the fic!! go for it!! even if it may not be compliant with the.. idk if it's called the canon of this fic, but you get what i mean, i'd just love any kind of work related to the au, so definitely let me know if you ever end up writing it!!! thank you for this!

#wrongcaitlyn #talk ur talk asks

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ilaydown-xo · 8 days ago

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ISLA DEL REY

The siren of the lost American dream.

Core Identity: Isla Del Rey is a mythic, melancholic chanteuse: part faded starlet, part outlaw heiress. She exists on the border between Lizzy Grant’s raw, desperate ambition and Lana Del Rey’s haunted elegance. A tragic optimist in vintage denim, Isla is both the girl who never made it out of her small town and the woman who conquered the world but dreams of the trailer park she left behind.

Personality Traits

* Vulnerable but calculating – She exposes her soul but knows exactly how it sounds.

* Rooted in Americana – Lives off roadside motels, old jukeboxes, Polaroids, and patriotism turned psychedelic.

* Haunted by love and failure – Every lyric sounds like it’s been written in the passenger seat of a ‘72 Cadillac after a bad fight.

* Meta-glamorous – Always performing, but painfully aware of the performance.

Aesthetic

* Fashion: Think Southern Gothic Barbie meets vintage James Dean. Denim cutoffs, rhinestone tears, faded glam, American flags used as shawls.

* Imagery: Neon-lit dive bars, desert highways, rusted Ferris wheels, empty Hollywood soundstages.

* Visual Influences: Cindy Sherman, David Lynch, Slim Aarons, Larry Clark.

Musical Style

* Sound: A fusion of early 2000s alt-pop rawness (Lizzy Grant) with lush cinematic sadcore (Lana Del Rey). Gritty guitars meet orchestral swells, with occasional trap beats drowned in echo.

* Genres: Americana noir, baroque pop, surf rock, trailer park trip-hop.

* Vocal delivery: Smoky, wounded, theatrical; she croons like a woman whose voice was stolen by sirens and stitched back together with liquor and honey.

Themes

* The ghost of the American Dream

* Sex, power, and performative femininity

* Escape fantasies & dead-end romance

* Celebrity as a kind of curse or possession

* Small-town liminality: the sacred trash of forgotten youth

Tagline / Ethos “If you can’t find heaven in a roadside bar, you’ll die looking for it in Hollywood.”

Sample Song Titles

* “Motel Marilyn”

* “Fireworks on a Tuesday”

* “God Bless the Girls Who Leave”

* “Cigarettes & Sugar Daddies”

* “Palm Tree Wounds”

* “Venus in Velour”

Public Persona

* Interview Vibe: Cryptic, poetic, always a little out-of-time. She references 1960s starlets and obscure beat poets in the same breath.

* Social Media: @honeymoon Grainy photos, cryptic lyrics, captions like diary entries. She posts like she’s sending love letters to ghosts.

* Fanbase: Disillusioned romantics, Gen Z dreamers, ex-pageant girls turned punks.

Honeymoon Haven: Alligator & Crocodile Reserve

Florida-Based Nonprofit Conservation & Sanctuary

1. Mission Statement

To rescue, rehabilitate, and conserve alligators and crocodiles, providing sanctuary while promoting public education, research, and responsible eco-tourism in Florida.

2. Organization Structure & Legal Setup

* Establish Honeymoon Haven as a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization.

* Form a Board of Directors including wildlife experts, veterinarians, conservationists, and local community leaders.

* Register with Florida’s state agencies and comply with all federal and state wildlife regulations.

3. Key Programs & Operations

A. Rescue & Sanctuary

* Rescue nuisance, displaced, or injured alligators and crocodiles from across Florida.

* Provide a safe, naturalistic sanctuary environment for non-releasable animals.

* Develop facilities for temporary rehabilitation and long-term care.

B. Rehabilitation & Release

* Partner with local and regional wildlife agencies for appropriate release of rehabilitated animals.

* Implement post-release monitoring protocols to ensure animal welfare and survival.

C. Research & Veterinary Partnerships

Collaborate with veterinary programs at Florida universities (e.g., UF, FSU, UCF) for:

* Veterinary care and wildlife health research.

* Student internships and training opportunities.

* Studies on crocodilian behavior, health, and ecology.

D. Education & Public Outreach

* Develop educational programs and materials about crocodilian conservation.

* Host workshops, school field trips, and community events.

* Use social media and digital platforms to raise awareness.

E. Eco-Tourism & Airboat Tours

* Offer guided airboat tours through the reserve, emphasizing wildlife observation and education.

* Maintain strict safety and conservation standards to minimize impact.

* Use tour proceeds to fund conservation and sanctuary efforts.

4. Facilities & Infrastructure

* Secure land in Florida with suitable wetland habitats for crocodilians.

* Build naturalistic enclosures, quarantine areas, veterinary clinic, and visitor centers.

* Construct airboat docks and launch points with environmental safeguards.

5. Funding & Sustainability

* Initial funding from Isla Del Rey and her husband’s contributions and private donors.

* Pursue grants from wildlife conservation organizations and governmental bodies.

* Generate revenue through eco-tourism, merchandise, memberships, and donations.

* Host fundraising events and campaigns.

6. Marketing & Community Engagement

* Brand identity centered around “Honeymoon Haven” with a focus on love for wildlife and nature.

* Partnerships with local tourism boards and conservation groups.

* Volunteer programs and citizen science initiatives.

7. Compliance & Monitoring

* Regularly review animal welfare protocols.

* Annual reporting to IRS, donors, and stakeholders.

* Transparent communication about impacts and outcomes.

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lolpuns · 24 days ago

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15 Delicious Taylor Swift Food Puns That Will Make Swifties Hungry for More

https://lolpuns.com/?p=2033 15 Delicious Taylor Swift Food Puns That Will Make Swifties Hungry for More Are you ready to shake off boring meal conversations? We’ve whipped up a delicious collection of Taylor Swift food puns that’ll make any Swiftie hungry for more. From “Steak It Off” to “Cornbread of My Dreams,” these puns blend Taylor’s iconic lyrics with culinary creativity. We know Taylor’s music has seasoned our lives for years, and what better way to celebrate than with wordplay that combines our love for her songs with our passion for food? Whether you’re hosting a Swift-themed dinner party or just looking to spice up your Instagram captions, these puns are guaranteed to earn you some serious reputation points among fellow fans. Table of Contents Toggle 10 “Egg-cellent” Taylor Swift Food Puns That Will Make You “Shake It Off”“Love Story” Becomes “Lunch Story”: Romance-Themed Taylor Swift Food Puns“You Belong With Brie” Cheese Puns“I Knew You Were Truffle When You Walked In” Dessert Wordplay“Blank Space” on Your Plate: Taylor Swift Album-Inspired Food Jokes“1989 Burger” and Other Album Title Transformations“Red” Hot Chili Pepper References“Bad Blood” Orange: Fruit and Vegetable Swift Puns That Hit Different“We Are Never Ever Getting Tofu-gether”“I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” Without These Berry Good Puns“Look What You Made Me Stew”: Cooking and Recipe Swift-isms“Ready For Rib” Barbecue Wordplay“Cardigan” Becomes “Cardamom” Spice PunsThe Ultimate Taylor Swift-Themed Party Menu: From “Teardrops on My Guitar” to “Teardrops on My Tart”How to Create Your Own Swift-Inspired Food Puns: A Recipe for SuccessSelect a Favorite Taylor Swift SongIdentify Compatible Food ItemsCombine and Refine Your PunTest Your Pun on Fellow FansCreate Themed CollectionsThe “End Game” of Taylor Swift Food Puns: Why We Can’t “Shake Them Off”Frequently Asked QuestionsWhat are Taylor Swift food puns?How can I use these food puns in everyday life?Which Taylor Swift albums inspire the most food puns?Can vegetarians enjoy Taylor Swift food puns too?How do I create my own Taylor Swift food pun?What dishes would be perfect for a Taylor Swift-themed party?Are there Taylor Swift puns for specific cuisines?Can these puns be used for professional food businesses? 10 “Egg-cellent” Taylor Swift Food Puns That Will Make You “Shake It Off” “I Knew You Were Truffle When You Walked In” – This luxurious food pun transforms Taylor’s hit song into a delectable reference to one of the most prized ingredients in the culinary industry. Adding truffle to any dish instantly elevates it, just like adding this pun to your conversation. “We Are Never Ever Getting Togeather Bread” – Bakers will appreciate this clever twist on Swift’s breakup anthem. Use this pun when your sourdough starter just isn’t cooperating or when that bread dough refuses to rise properly. “Shake It Off-ee” – Coffee lovers can’t resist this energetic pun that combines Taylor’s empowering anthem with their favorite morning beverage. Perfect for captioning that photo of your morning brew or when you need extra caffeine to shake off a rough day. “Blank Space Cake” – Baking enthusiasts will love writing this pun on their latest dessert creation. It’s especially fitting when decorating a cake and leaving some artistic blank space for someone special to fill in. “Look What You Made Me Brew” – Tea and coffee aficionados can use this pun when sharing photos of their latest beverage concoction. It’s particularly effective when you’ve created something unexpected or experimental due to someone else’s influence. “You Belong With Brie” – Cheese lovers unite with this dairy-based wordplay that pairs perfectly with charcuterie board photos. Tag this pun when posting about your perfect cheese pairing or when serving a beautiful cheese platter at your next gathering. “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever-sole” – Seafood fans can appreciate this aquatic spin that works wonderfully when preparing sole or other fish dishes. Use it when posting about a particularly impressive seafood dinner that seems too good to end. “Enchilada Dreams” – Mexican food enthusiasts will savor this spicy twist on Taylor’s “Wildest Dreams.” Apply this pun when sharing photos of your homemade enchiladas or when visiting your favorite Mexican restaurant. “All Too Jell-O” – Dessert lovers can reminisce with this wobbly pun that works for any gelatin-based treat. It’s particularly fitting when making a nostalgic dessert that brings back childhood memories, just like Taylor’s song evokes past relationships. “Love Story Ravioli” – Pasta enthusiasts can celebrate their love affair with Italian cuisine using this romantic food pun. Perfect for captioning homemade pasta photos or when dining at a charming Italian restaurant that feels like the setting for your own culinary love story. “Love Story” Becomes “Lunch Story”: Romance-Themed Taylor Swift Food Puns Taylor Swift’s romantic lyrics provide the perfect foundation for food-themed wordplay that adds a dash of musical flair to your culinary conversations. These romance-themed food puns transform Swift’s most heart-touching songs into delicious expressions that fellow Swifties will instantly recognize and appreciate. “You Belong With Brie” Cheese Puns Cheese lovers rejoice with “You Belong With Brie,” a deliciously clever twist on Taylor’s iconic hit “You Belong With Me.” This pun works perfectly for charcuterie boards at Swift-themed parties or when sharing photos of your favorite cheese platters on social media. Pair this pun with actual brie cheese topped with honey and fruit for an Instagram-worthy moment that captures both the sweetness of the original song and the creamy perfection of fine cheese. Fans on Pinterest have embraced this pun for everything from cheese-themed gatherings to casual snack ideas that bring Swift’s music into everyday eating experiences. “I Knew You Were Truffle When You Walked In” Dessert Wordplay Elevate your dessert game with “I Knew You Were Truffle When You Walked In,” an indulgent spin on Taylor’s hit “I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In.” This pun emphasizes the luxurious nature of chocolate truffles while playfully nodding to the song’s dramatic tones. Dessert enthusiasts can use this phrase when presenting homemade chocolate truffles at gatherings or when captioning photos of decadent dessert spreads. TikTok creators have particularly embraced this pun for videos featuring elaborate truffle-making processes or dessert table setups at Swift-themed celebrations. The wordplay perfectly captures both the allure of the original lyrics and the irresistible temptation of truffle-based treats. “Blank Space” on Your Plate: Taylor Swift Album-Inspired Food Jokes “1989 Burger” and Other Album Title Transformations Album-inspired food puns offer a delicious way to celebrate Taylor Swift’s musical journey through culinary creativity. The “1989 Burger” transforms Swift’s pop breakthrough album into a modern classic sandwich featuring trendy toppings that capture the vibrant essence of this iconic record. “Folklore Fries” bring a whimsical touch to ordinary french fries by incorporating forest-inspired herbs and seasonings that echo the album’s earthy storytelling. For those seeking sophisticated dining experiences, “Evermore Elegant Eats” presents refined dishes that reflect the narrative depth and complexity found in Swift’s sister album to Folklore. We’ve also spotted “Reputation Ravioli” at fan events, featuring bold flavors and dramatic presentation that mirror the album’s confident attitude. These culinary creations let Swifties literally taste their favorite music while adding an extra layer of fandom to mealtime gatherings. “Red” Hot Chili Pepper References Taylor’s “Red” album naturally lends itself to spicy food puns that bring heat to any Swift-themed menu. “Red Hot Chili Peppers” dishes incorporate vibrant red peppers into various recipes, creating a visual and flavorful connection to this emotionally charged album. Fans enjoy crafting “All Too Well-done” spicy dishes that leave a lasting impression, just like the album’s standout track. Creative cooks have developed “Red Velvet Everything” – from pancakes to cookies – that incorporate the album’s signature color into sweet treats. Adding “22 Spices” to any dish serves as another clever nod to one of the album’s most popular singles. These fiery food references work particularly well for hosting album listening parties or creating content for social media that combines culinary skills with Swift appreciation in ways that truly resonate with fellow fans. “Bad Blood” Orange: Fruit and Vegetable Swift Puns That Hit Different Taylor’s catalog serves as the perfect inspiration for produce-based wordplay that brings fun to your kitchen conversations. These fruit and vegetable puns blend Swift’s iconic lyrics with healthy eating options. “We Are Never Ever Getting Tofu-gether” Vegetarians rejoice with this protein-packed pun that transforms Taylor’s definitive breakup anthem from Red into a soy-based delight. Perfect for meat-free Monday menus or vegan potlucks, this tofu twist works wonderfully when serving plant-based dishes that deserve their own spotlight. Swifties who embrace vegetarian lifestyles can write this on recipe cards or menu boards to bring some musical flair to their meat alternatives. The wordplay maintains the original song’s emphatic tone while celebrating the versatility of tofu in countless recipes. “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever” Without These Berry Good Puns Berry lovers can celebrate with this fruity reference to Taylor’s collaboration from the Fifty Shades Darker soundtrack. Strawberries, blueberries, and raspberries become the stars of desserts and smoothies with this pun as their headline. Use this phrase when serving berry cobblers, mixed berry parfaits, or fresh fruit platters at summer gatherings. This fruit-focused joke works especially well for Instagram captions featuring colorful berry desserts or breakfast bowls. The dramatic flair of the original track translates perfectly to the intense flavors and vibrant colors that berries bring to any dish. “Look What You Made Me Stew”: Cooking and Recipe Swift-isms “Ready For Rib” Barbecue Wordplay Barbecue enthusiasts will love incorporating “Ready For Rib” puns into their grilling repertoire. This clever twist on Taylor’s hit “Ready For It” instantly transforms backyard cookouts into Swift-themed events. Swifties can announce their barbecue specialties with playful menu cards stating “Baby, let the flames begin” when serving up sizzling ribs with homemade sauce. Grilling aficionados might caption their smoky masterpieces with “Every rib you’ve ever dreamed of disappearing” for social media posts. Perfect for summer gatherings, these barbecue puns create an instant connection between fellow fans while celebrating both culinary skills and Swift’s musical genius. Try incorporating these wordplays into recipe names like “Ready For Rib Sticky Maple Glaze” or “Midnight Smoked BBQ Ribs” for your next cookout. “Cardigan” Becomes “Cardamom” Spice Puns Spice up your culinary conversations with the aromatic wordplay of “Cardamom” instead of “Cardigan” from Swift’s folklore album. This fragrant substitution works beautifully in baking contexts, especially for Swedish cardamom buns with the caption “and when I felt like I was an old cardamom under someone’s heel.” Adventurous cooks can create “Folklore Spice Blends” featuring cardamom as the star ingredient in chai tea recipes or Middle Eastern-inspired dishes. Food bloggers have embraced this pun with recipe titles like “Cardamom Nights” for evening desserts or “Folklore Cardamom Cookies” that capture the cozy essence of Taylor’s music. We’ve found this particular pun resonates with fans who appreciate both Swift’s poetic lyrics and complex flavor profiles. Use it when sharing your cardamom-infused creations with phrases like “You drew stars around my scars, but now I’m adding cardamom to my jars” for spice cabinet organization posts or homemade gifts. The Ultimate Taylor Swift-Themed Party Menu: From “Teardrops on My Guitar” to “Teardrops on My Tart” Planning a Taylor Swift-themed gathering requires the perfect menu to impress fellow Swifties. Taylor’s discography provides endless inspiration for creative food puns that transform ordinary dishes into conversation starters. Here’s our ultimate Swiftie party menu guaranteed to make your guests smile: “Should’ve Said Dough” – Create cookies or pastries inspired by “Should’ve Said No” that guests won’t be able to resist. These sweet treats work perfectly as party favors or dessert table centerpieces. “Teardrops on My Tart” – Serve fruit tarts with a small teardrop-shaped glaze design, cleverly referencing one of Taylor’s earliest hits while satisfying sweet cravings. “You BBQ-elong With Me” – Offer pulled pork sandwiches with tangy BBQ sauce that gives a delicious nod to her country roots. This hearty option works wonderfully for larger gatherings. “Cauliflower It What You Want” – Prepare buffalo cauliflower wings as a vegetarian alternative that plays on “Call It What You Want” while providing a spicy kick. “Ever S’more” – Bake s’mores brownie bars with perfectly toasted marshmallows that reference the Evermore album and satisfy chocolate lovers. “Champagne Problems” – Set up a drink station featuring champagne bottles alongside mocktail options for a Midnights-era toast that accommodates all guests. “Marry Me Chicken” – Serve this creamy, sun-dried tomato chicken dish that references marriage-themed lyrics like those in “Paper Rings” from the Lover album. “Seven Chocolate Bars” – Create a dessert platter featuring seven different chocolate varieties, cleverly referencing the emotional Folklore track while indulging sweet tooths. “Charcu-TAY-rie” – Arrange an Instagram-worthy board with cured meats, cheeses, and seasonal fruits that plays on Taylor’s name while providing elegant grazing options. “Pitcher to Burn” – Mix a vibrant rainbow sangria inspired by Reputation era aesthetics that serves as both a refreshing drink and decorative table element. “Tuesday Nights at Olive Garden” – Prepare homemade zuppa Toscana soup that references Taylor’s lyrics while offering comfort food appeal. “Cool Chicks” – Serve chicken minis as appetizers, acknowledging Taylor’s favorite food while keeping guests satisfied between courses. “Key Lime Green Pie” – Bake this citrusy dessert that references lyrics from Red while adding a refreshing option to your dessert spread. “Sand Castles He Destroys” – Create individual pudding cups with crumbled cookie toppings that reference Taylor’s poetic lyrics while offering a whimsical treat. “Pulled Out a Ring Pop” – Display colorful ring pops in a decorative bowl as both candy treats and nods to her proposal-themed tracks. This Taylor Swift-themed menu incorporates favorites from across her musical eras while providing a balanced spread of appetizers, main courses, and desserts. Each punny dish creates an opportunity for guests to appreciate both her music and your culinary creativity. How to Create Your Own Swift-Inspired Food Puns: A Recipe for Success Creating your own Taylor Swift food puns is easier than you might think! We’ve broken down the process into simple steps that’ll have you crafting witty wordplay worthy of sharing with fellow Swifties in no time. Select a Favorite Taylor Swift Song Start by choosing a Taylor Swift song that resonates with you. Popular choices include her biggest hits like “Shake It Off,” “Love Story,” or tracks from her latest albums. The more familiar you are with the lyrics and title, the easier it’ll be to transform them into culinary wordplay. Identify Compatible Food Items Look for food items that naturally rhyme or can replace words in your chosen song title or lyrics. Foods with similar sounds work perfectly – consider how “cake” can replace “shake” or how “brie” sounds like “me.” Brainstorm a list of ingredients, dishes, or cooking techniques that might align with your selected song. Combine and Refine Your Pun Merge your Taylor Swift reference with your food item to create a seamless pun. For example, “Teardrops on My Pizza” transforms “Teardrops on My Guitar” into something deliciously punny. The best food puns maintain the rhythm of the original title while clearly referencing something edible. Test Your Pun on Fellow Fans Share your creation with other Swifties to gauge their reaction. A successful food pun should be instantly recognizable to fans while still making sense in a culinary context. TikTok and Twitter are excellent platforms for testing your Swift-inspired wordplay among the fan community. Create Themed Collections Group your puns into themed collections based on exact albums, food categories, or cooking styles. You might develop breakfast puns from “1989” tracks or dessert references from “Lover” songs. These collections make fantastic social media posts or party menu themes for Swift-themed gatherings. Creating Taylor Swift food puns combines our love for her music with culinary creativity, resulting in expressions that are both delightful and shareable. The process transforms ordinary food conversations into opportunities for connecting with other fans through clever wordplay. The “End Game” of Taylor Swift Food Puns: Why We Can’t “Shake Them Off” These Taylor Swift food puns aren’t just clever wordplay—they’re a delicious way to connect with fellow Swifties while celebrating our shared love of music and food. Whether you’re planning an epic themed dinner party or just need the perfect Instagram caption for your latest culinary creation we hope these puns have inspired you to get creative in the kitchen. Don’t be afraid to create your own Swift-inspired food jokes and share them with friends. The beauty of these puns is how they bring people together through laughter and creativity. So grab your mixing bowl put on your favorite Taylor album and let your culinary imagination run wild—because when it comes to Taylor Swift food puns there’s always room for seconds! Frequently Asked Questions What are Taylor Swift food puns? Taylor Swift food puns are clever wordplays that combine Taylor Swift’s song titles or lyrics with food-related terms. These puns create humorous and creative expressions that Swifties can use during meals, for social media captions, or at themed parties. Examples include “I Knew You Were Truffle When You Walked In” and “Shake It Off-ee” for coffee lovers. How can I use these food puns in everyday life? You can use these puns as Instagram captions when posting food photos, as conversation starters at dinner parties, on handwritten menu cards for Swift-themed gatherings, or simply to make friends laugh during meals. They’re perfect for adding a touch of personality to any food-related situation while showcasing your love for Taylor Swift’s music. Which Taylor Swift albums inspire the most food puns? All of Taylor’s albums inspire food puns, but “1989,” “Folklore,” “Evermore,” “Reputation,” and “Red” are specifically mentioned in the article. Each album’s unique themes translate well to culinary creations, from the vibrant “1989 Burger” to the forest-inspired “Folklore Fries” and bold “Reputation Ravioli.” Can vegetarians enjoy Taylor Swift food puns too? Absolutely! There are plenty of vegetarian and vegan-friendly Taylor Swift food puns, such as “We Are Never Ever Getting Tofu-gether.” These plant-based puns are perfect for meat-free menus and vegan potlucks while still allowing vegetarian Swifties to participate in the wordplay fun. How do I create my own Taylor Swift food pun? To create your own pun, select a favorite Taylor Swift song, identify food items that sound similar to key words in the title or lyrics, and combine them creatively. Test your puns on fellow Swifties and consider creating themed collections based on albums or food categories. The process is simple and allows for endless creative combinations. What dishes would be perfect for a Taylor Swift-themed party? A perfect Taylor Swift party menu would include punny dishes like “Should’ve Said Dough” cookies, “Teardrops on My Tart” fruit tarts, “You BBQ-elong With Me” pulled pork sandwiches, “Cauliflower It What You Want” buffalo wings, “Ever S’more” brownie bars, and a drink station featuring “Champagne Problems.” These cover appetizers, mains, and desserts. Are there Taylor Swift puns for specific cuisines? Yes! The article mentions puns for various cuisines, including “Love Story Ravioli” for Italian food lovers, “Enchilada Dreams” for Mexican cuisine enthusiasts, and seafood-oriented puns like “I Don’t Wanna Live Forever-sole.” There are puns that work across different culinary traditions to satisfy diverse food preferences. Can these puns be used for professional food businesses? While these puns are primarily for fun among fans, food businesses might use them for special promotions or Taylor Swift-themed events. However, businesses should be cautious about copyright concerns and consider creating original puns that are inspired by, rather than directly copying, Taylor’s work. https://lolpuns.com/?p=2033 LOL Puns

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She doesn't know it yet, but she's going to overshare.

She doesn’t know it yet, but she has no idea what the next sentence will be. That’s the point of the Tiktok trend. It uses the audio of one my favourite musical artist Yves song DIM, the ominous instrumental going along with the surprise. Users make a post with the text on screen saying “She/He doesn’t know it yet, but …” followed by an astonishing event in their life. This could range from a fun tidbit to the most traumatizing thing that they’ve gone through.

The shock value made these posts go viral, with people liking out of sympathy and asking for context in the comments. The biggest video in the trend was from user @laurenheardd sharing about her cryptic pregnancy, getting 4.3 million likes and over 12,000 comments. Best of luck to her, she deserves a lot more than just a viral Tiktok for going through that. A more heartwarming story came from influencer @livcentola, sharing a video of her slipping out a window captioned “she doesn’t know it yet, but her sneaking out this night was the reason she met her husband” that received 6.3 million likes and just under 9,000 comments.

Social media has a way of easing people into sharing stories they never otherwise would in such a casual manner. Perhaps it’s the somewhat anonymous nature, though nothing is truly anonymous online. However, the detachment does create a dissociation between the online self and reality. The Proteus effect was introduced by Stanford researchers Nick Yee and Jeremy Bailenson in 2007, suggesting people subconsciously change their behaviour to match the characteristics of their avatar. Though the phenomenon is more associated with video games, it could also apply to social media. People post specific things, often called a brand or aesthetic, but what if they’re actually creating an avatar based off an idealized version of themselves? If that avatar is more energetic, carefree, and confident than them, it may not even feel like oversharing because it's what the avatar would do.

There also is the social aspect to it. Attention on social media is interesting because there’s no immediate feedback from an audience: no laugh after a joke, no concern looks, no interjections. The lack of pause in the one way conversation removes the chance to question if you’re about to say something you shouldn’t. Once the post is published, the attention starts. Unlike an in-person conversation, online responding is optional, leading to a skewed display of emotion. It simply isn’t worth the effort of commenting “that gave me a decent amount of enjoyment”, you either commit to “I LOVE IT” or “I HATE IT”. Likes are almost an interesting metric, because everyone places a different value on what is worthy of the button press. And they inherently create a positive emotion in the receiver; who wouldn’t want to be liked? Though some people chase after as much attention as they can get, whether that be negative or positive, and are willing to sacrifice their own reputation for it. Overall, people overshare because it’s become normal to. Some do it to find connection with others, some to get reactions, and some just to say something.The emotionally charged nature of social media can impair people’s judgement, and oversharing is often rewarded with more attention and engagement.

What I like about the Dim trend is the twist it took. Yves is a member of Loona, a kpop girl group who were active as a group from 2019-2022. She’s still a member, though she now does solo synth-pop music following all members filing a lawsuit to invalidate their contracts with their former company for unfair payment. While I wouldn’t be surprised if Yves herself joined the trend with something negative, she took a different approach. Her label, Paix Per Mil, asked fans to upload a TikTok using the trend with an exciting or heartwarming theme, with Yves starting the shift celebrating her viral song to participate in a polaroid contest. While oversharing is more associated with drama and negative experiences, as they get a bigger reaction, there isn’t as much of a downside to sharing positive content. In some situations, the audience might react with jealousy, but overall it fosters a more positive environment. Social media is better when it’s uplifting and inspiring people.

#theswoop #theswoop writing #yves #to be honest the real oversharer in loona is probably hyunjin #thank her for letting us study her brain i still don't understand how it works

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25 Hilarious Bass Puns That Will Have Anglers and Musicians Hooked | Fish & Music Jokes

https://freshpuns.com/?p=1433 25 Hilarious Bass Puns That Will Have Anglers and Musicians Hooked | Fish & Music Jokes Looking for a way to reel in some laughs? Bass puns might just be the perfect catch! Whether you’re an angling enthusiast or simply someone who appreciates a good play on words, these fishy jokes are sure to make a splash in your next conversation. We’ve rounded up the most fin-tastic bass puns that’ll have everyone bass-ically rolling with laughter. From clever wordplay about the popular freshwater fish to musical jokes about the low-end instrument, our collection covers all the bases. Don’t worry if you’re feeling out of your depth – these puns are accessible enough for anyone to enjoy and share with friends and family. Table of Contents Toggle Fishing for Laughs: Top Bass Puns That Will Reel You InAll About That Bass: Music-Related Bass PunsClassical Bass HumorRock and Roll Bass JokesSomething Smells Fishy: Fish-Related Bass WordplayLargemouth LaughsSmallmouth SnickersBass-ic Knowledge: Educational Puns for Bass EnthusiastsBass-ically Perfect: Puns for Everyday ConversationsMusic conversations become more entertaining with:Fishing talks transform with:For general conversations, try:Bass-t of Both Worlds: Hybrid Fish and Music PunsBass Case Scenario: Situational Bass HumorAt the Music GigIn the Recording StudioOn the Fishing TripAt the Dinner TableHow to Drop the Bass: Puns for DJs and Electronic Music FansMusic-Centric Bass PunsPuns Combining Music and FishingGeneral Bass PunsCreative and Humorous PunsBass-ed on a True Story: Narrative Puns About BassMusical Tales With a TwistFishing Narratives That Hook YouCharacter-Driven Bass HumorParty Scene PunsWorkplace Bass StoriesConversational Bass NarrativesBass to the Future: Conclusion on Our Bass Pun JourneyFrequently Asked QuestionsWhat is the main focus of the article on bass puns?How can I use bass puns in everyday conversations?Are there educational bass puns in the article?What types of bass music puns are included?Does the article include situational bass humor?What are hybrid bass puns?Are there narrative-style bass puns in the article?How can bass puns enhance my fishing experience? Fishing for Laughs: Top Bass Puns That Will Reel You In I’m all about that bass, no treble – This classic pun works for both music lovers and fishing enthusiasts. You’ll hook your audience with this clever wordplay that references the popular song while nodding to the beloved freshwater fish. That’s totally bass-ic – When someone states the obvious during your fishing trip, drop this pun to lighten the mood. Everyone will appreciate your clever substitution for “basic” that incorporates your favorite aquatic pastime. You’re bass-ically the best – This complimentary pun makes for a perfect caption when posting that impressive catch on social media. Your fishing buddies will appreciate the wordplay while acknowledging their angling skills. Let’s scale it back – Use this fishy pun when conversations get too intense during your fishing expedition. It’s a subtle way to suggest toning things down while maintaining the aquatic theme of your day. Something seems fishy about this – This versatile pun works wonderfully when you suspect fellow anglers might be exaggerating about their catches. The double meaning adds a layer of humor to friendly fishing competitions. I’m having a reel good time – Express your enjoyment on the water with this classic fishing wordplay. This pun combines your love of fishing equipment with genuine appreciation for the experience. That’s off the scale – When someone lands an impressive bass, this pun acknowledges their achievement while incorporating fish anatomy. It’s perfect for celebrating extraordinary catches during your fishing adventures. Don’t be koi with me – Though technically referencing another fish, this pun works well in bass fishing circles too. Use it when you want someone to be straightforward about where they found their impressive catch. I’m just here for the halibut – Another cross-species fish pun that gets laughs every time. Deploy this when asked why you’re spending another day on the water instead of handling responsibilities elsewhere. Bass player? I barely know her! – This playful pun bridges the gap between musical bass and fishing bass. It’s guaranteed to generate groans from your fishing companions, which is exactly what makes a pun successful. That was a crappie joke – Using another fish name as a stand-in for “crappy” creates an instant smile. This pun acknowledges when another fishing joke falls flat while continuing the aquatic theme. You’re kraken me up – Though referencing a mythical sea creature, this pun fits perfectly in any fishing scenario. Your fellow anglers will appreciate the maritime connection when you respond to their bass fishing stories. All About That Bass: Music-Related Bass Puns Music lovers and pun enthusiasts alike can appreciate these bass-themed jokes that strike the perfect chord. From musical instruments to rhythmic wordplay, these puns will have you grooving and laughing simultaneously. Why did the bass player bring a pencil to the gig? To draw a low note! Bass: The heart of the band. Bass: The heartthrob of music. You had me at bass drop. Feeling fin-tastic at the bassline Bass-ically, life’s great. Bass-king in the sound Classical Bass Humor Classical music aficionados will appreciate these sophisticated bass puns that combine elegance with humor. These jokes maintain their composure while delivering laughs worthy of a concert hall. Bass so deep, it’s subterranean. Stay bassy, stay classy. Bass: the final fun-tier. Rock and Roll Bass Jokes Rock fans know the bass player might stand in the background, but these puns prove bass jokes deserve the spotlight. These witty one-liners capture the energy and attitude of rock and roll. Why do bass fish make bad musicians? They can’t handle the bass-ics! The bassist was feeling down, so I told him to just pick himself up. Just bass-ing through life. Catch the bass and groove. There’s no debate, bass is bae. Something Smells Fishy: Fish-Related Bass Wordplay When it comes to bass puns, there’s plenty of opportunity to blend fishing humor with wordplay that’ll hook your audience. These clever quips swim in the waters between music references and fishing terminology. Largemouth Laughs Largemouth bass provide some of the biggest opportunities for humor in the fishing industry. “You can tune a bass, but you can’t tuna fish” remains a classic play on words that anglers love to share at the lake. Many fishing enthusiasts enjoy saying “Bass-ically, I’m hooked” when describing their passion for the sport. The phrase “Bass: the final fun-tier” works perfectly when you’re heading out for a day of largemouth fishing with friends. These larger-than-life fish deserve equally substantial jokes that celebrate both the thrill of the catch and the joy of wordplay. Smallmouth Snickers Smallmouth bass inspire their own special brand of humor. “Fishing for compliments? Just add bass” works wonderfully when showing off your smallmouth catch on social media. Anglers often find themselves “Bass-king in the sound” of excitement when they feel a smallmouth tugging on their line. “Catch the bass and groove” represents the perfect caption for photos featuring these feisty fighters. Smallmouth bass might be more modest in size than their largemouth cousins, but the puns they inspire are equally entertaining for fishing enthusiasts looking to share a laugh while waiting for the next bite. Bass-ic Knowledge: Educational Puns for Bass Enthusiasts Learning about bass doesn’t have to be boring when you’ve got these educational puns to liven up your knowledge acquisition. We’ve compiled these clever wordplays that blend information with humor for both music aficionados and fishing enthusiasts. “In the choir of fish, the bass always has the deepest voice” – Perfect for teaching kids about the distinctive sounds of both the instrument and the fish. “Bass: The heart of the band” – A memorable way to explain the fundamental role bass plays in musical composition. “How does a bass talk to its friends? Through its scales!” – This pun cleverly connects musical scales with fish anatomy in one educational package. “Bass guitar went fishing and got hooked on scales!” – Use this to remember the connection between musical theory and the instrument’s design. “Bass: The final fun-tier” – A great way to introduce the intriguing area of bass fishing to newcomers. “Why don’t bass like to share their food? Because they’re shellfish!” – Teach fishing enthusiasts about bass feeding habits with this humorous twist. “What do you call a bass with a great sense of humor? A punny fish!” – Lighten the mood during serious bass fishing lectures. “Bass players do it deeper” – Remind music students about the range and function of bass instruments in orchestral arrangements. “Why did the bass musician get arrested? He was caught in a ‘bass’ case!” – A fun way to explain proper instrument storage and care. “SuperBass to the Rescue: Saving the Day One Note at a Time!” – Illustrate the crucial role of bass in maintaining rhythm and structure in music compositions. Bass-ically Perfect: Puns for Everyday Conversations We’ve gathered some versatile bass puns that fit perfectly into your everyday conversations, whether you’re chatting with fellow musicians or fishing buddies. These wordplays are designed to lighten the mood and showcase your punny personality in any situation. Music conversations become more entertaining with: “I’m all about that bass, no treble!” – Perfect when discussing your music preferences “Bass players do it deeper.” – A cheeky comment for band practice “You had me at bass drop.” – Great for expressing your love for electronic music “Stay bassy, stay classy.” – An excellent way to end a conversation with fellow musicians “Feeling ghosted? A bass guitar will never leave your spirit low.” – A comforting line for musician friends Fishing talks transform with: “I’m hooked on bass!” – Express your fishing passion enthusiastically “Let’s scale up our friendship!” – A fun way to connect with fellow anglers “What did the bass say after a long day? ‘I’m totally hooked'” – Share this when wrapping up a fishing trip “Why don’t bass like to share their food? Because they’re shellfish!” – Guaranteed to get groans around the campfire “How does a bass talk to its friends? Through its scales!” – A silly icebreaker at fishing tournaments For general conversations, try: “Bass-ically, life’s great.” – A positive response to “How are you?” “Just bass-ing through life.” – Perfect for casual social media captions “Bass-king in the sound!” – Use when enjoying music at a concert or festival “Why did the bass musician get arrested? He was caught in a ‘bass’ case!” – A go-to joke for lightening the mood Adding bass puns to your conversations is easy and family-friendly. We recommend sprinkling them in when the topic naturally turns to music or fishing. For instance, when someone arrives late, you might quip, “Looks like you’re on a bass time!” These lighthearted jokes create memorable moments and strengthen bonds over shared interests. Bass-t of Both Worlds: Hybrid Fish and Music Puns These clever hybrid puns blend the worlds of bass fishing and bass music, creating perfect wordplay for those who appreciate both hobbies: “You can tune a bass, but you can’t tuna fish.” This classic wordplay works brilliantly for musicians who also enjoy fishing weekends. “Fishing for compliments? Just add bass.” Perfect for when someone notices your impressive catch or your smooth bassline. “Bass-ically, I’m hooked!” Use this versatile pun whether you’re discussing your newfound love for bass guitar or your fishing obsession. “Catch the bass and groove.” This pun celebrates both the thrill of landing a fish and finding the perfect musical rhythm. “Sole on ice, bass in the amp.” A sophisticated play on words that connects fishing success with musical equipment. “Feeling fin-tastic at the bassline!” This energetic pun works wonderfully for social media captions when you’re enjoying music festivals or fishing trips. “Just bass-ing through life.” A laid-back pun that perfectly captures the relaxed vibe of both fishing and playing bass. These hybrid puns offer twice the humor by connecting two passion areas with clever wordplay. They’re especially effective for breaking the ice at music events or fishing tournaments where enthusiasts of both worlds gather. Bass Case Scenario: Situational Bass Humor When life presents the perfect opportunity for a bass pun, you’ve got to seize the moment! We’ve compiled some situational bass humor that works brilliantly in exact contexts, helping you land the perfect joke no matter where you are. At the Music Gig Walking into a band rehearsal without your bass guitar? Try saying, “Well, it looks like you’re really ‘fishing’ for an excuse this time.” Musicians appreciate this clever wordplay that connects both musical and fishing contexts. Fellow bassist struggling with a difficult passage? Offer some encouragement with, “Don’t worry, just ‘draw’ it out,” referencing the technique of drawing out notes while playfully nodding to the classic pun about bringing a pencil to draw a low note. In the Recording Studio Sound engineers often deal with frequency issues, making this the perfect time to say, “Bass guitars don’t echo, they resonate.” This clever observation works as both a technical statement and a punny play on words about the instrument’s distinctive character. Studio sessions running long? Lighten the mood by announcing, “Science says the bassist is the most important member of the band, so let’s make sure we ‘resonate’ with that.” This humorous assertion typically earns laughs from everyone except possibly the lead vocalist! On the Fishing Trip When someone’s been waiting hours for a catch, break the silence with, “Fishing for compliments? Just add bass.” This versatile pun works perfectly on the water, combining the literal act of fishing with the idea of seeking praise. Caught something impressive? Acknowledge their skill with, “Bass is the spice of life,” a clever twist on the familiar saying that celebrates both their angling prowess and the universal appeal of bass (in all its forms). At the Dinner Table Serving fish for dinner presents the ultimate opportunity to drop, “You can tune a bass, but you can’t tuna fish.” This classic pun never fails to elicit groans and smiles around the table, especially when delivered with perfect timing. How to Drop the Bass: Puns for DJs and Electronic Music Fans Music-Centric Bass Puns Electronic music fans love a good pun almost as much as they love a sick drop. “You had me at bass drop” works perfectly when describing that moment a DJ hits you with an unforgettable beat. We’ve found that “Bass: The heart of the band” resonates with musicians who understand the foundational role bass plays in any track. “Bass-ically, I’m hooked” offers a playful way to express your addiction to those deep, vibrating sounds that define electronic music. Many ravers relate to “When the bass drops, so do my problems,” capturing the therapeutic escape that dance music provides. “I’m all about that bass, no treble” remains a classic line for showing your preference for those low-frequency beats. Puns Combining Music and Fishing DJs often reel in their audience with clever wordplay that bridges musical and aquatic worlds. “Bass guitar went fishing and got hooked on scales” creates a perfect mashup for those who appreciate both musical theory and fishing trips. We recommend trying “Feeling fin-tastic at the bassline” when posting about your experience at an EDM festival. “In music and in the lake, I’m always chasing after the next big bass” works wonderfully for those with dual passions for electronic beats and weekend fishing adventures. General Bass Puns Every DJ needs versatile puns to drop between tracks or on social media posts. “SuperBass to the Rescue: Saving the Day One Note at a Time” adds a heroic touch to your musical persona. Festival-goers often describe themselves as “Bass-king in the sound” when immersed in powerful speakers at live events. DJs can relate to “Just bass-ing through life” when describing their musical journey through the industry. Creative and Humorous Puns Humor hits differently when it comes with heavy bass attached. “Why did the bass musician get arrested? He was caught in a bass case” always generates laughs at studio sessions. Music producers might appreciate “Feeling ghosted? A bass guitar will never leave your spirit low” during those challenging creative periods. “Always late bass guitar? That’s fashionably flat” perfectly captures the personality of that one band member who never arrives on time for rehearsals. Bass-ed on a True Story: Narrative Puns About Bass Musical Tales With a Twist We’ve discovered that some of the best bass puns come in story form. “Why did the bass musician get arrested? He was caught in a ‘bass’ case!” This narrative pun creates an entire scenario that music lovers can visualize and laugh about. The bass guitar refused a date because it was feeling “fretful about commitment,” showing how personification creates memorable punchlines. Fishing Narratives That Hook You Fishing enthusiasts will appreciate the storytelling found in puns like “I told my friend I caught a bass, and he said, ‘Reel-y?'” These narrative-style jokes capture the excitement of fishing adventures while adding a humorous twist. Another fan favorite is “What did the bass say to the fisherman? ‘You’re really hooked on me!'” which turns the tables on the typical fishing ever-changing. Character-Driven Bass Humor Bass characters come alive in puns such as “Why did the bass break up with the catfish? It just wasn’t the right scale!” This creates an entire relationship drama in just one sentence. Similarly, “Why was the bass so confident? It had reel-ly great self-esteem!” gives personality traits to our finned friends, making the humor more relatable and captivating. Party Scene Puns Party scenarios provide fertile ground for bass humor. “Why did the bass always get invited to parties? Because it knew how to scale up the fun!” This narrative pun connects social situations with music terminology. Another festive joke asks, “Why shouldn’t you bring a bass to a party? It always tries to start a ‘fin’ale!” These stories create complete mini-scenarios that listeners can enjoy. Workplace Bass Stories Work-related bass narratives offer relatable humor for musicians. “The bass joined a band because it wanted to make some fin-tastic music!” This pun creates a career storyline that combines both musical and aquatic elements. Professional bass players might chuckle at “What’s a bass’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good bass line!” which perfectly captures their musical priorities. Conversational Bass Narratives Dialogue-based puns add another dimension to bass humor. “How does a bass talk to its friends? Through its scales!” creates a conversational scenario that’s both clever and silly. Another example is “What did the bass say after a long day? ‘I’m totally hooked,'” which allows listeners to imagine the bass’s voice and personality, making the joke more memorable. Bass to the Future: Conclusion on Our Bass Pun Journey We hope these bass puns have struck a chord with you whether you’re a fishing enthusiast music lover or just someone who appreciates clever wordplay. From “bass-ic” jokes to deep musical references these puns are perfect for brightening conversations and showing off your humorous side. Next time you’re at a fishing spot jamming with fellow musicians or simply looking to lighten the mood remember that a well-timed bass pun can make any situation more enjoyable. They’re versatile educational and downright fun. So go ahead and cast these puns into your daily conversations. They’re sure to make a splash and leave everyone hooked on your witty sense of humor! Frequently Asked Questions What is the main focus of the article on bass puns? The article features a collection of humorous bass puns that appeal to both fishing enthusiasts and music fans. It includes clever wordplay related to bass fish and bass instruments, ensuring readers from different backgrounds can enjoy and share these lighthearted jokes in various social situations. How can I use bass puns in everyday conversations? You can sprinkle bass puns into fishing trips (“I’m having a reel good time”), music discussions (“Stay bassy, stay classy”), or social media captions (“You’re bass-ically the best”). These puns help lighten the mood, showcase your personality, and create memorable moments with friends who share similar interests. Are there educational bass puns in the article? Yes! The article includes a “Bass-ic Knowledge” section with educational puns that blend information with humor. Examples include “In the choir of fish, the bass always has the deepest voice” and puns about bass anatomy like “How does a bass talk to its friends? Through its scales!” What types of bass music puns are included? The article covers bass music puns across various genres, including classical (“Bass so deep, it’s subterranean”), rock and roll jokes, and electronic music references (“You had me at bass drop” and “When the bass drops, so do my problems”). These cater specifically to music lovers and DJs. Does the article include situational bass humor? Absolutely! The “Bass Case Scenario” section provides situational puns for specific contexts like music gigs, recording studios, fishing trips, and dinner tables. For example, using “Well, it looks like you’re really ‘fishing’ for an excuse” during band rehearsals or “You can tune a bass, but you can’t tuna fish” when serving fish. What are hybrid bass puns? Hybrid bass puns cleverly blend the worlds of bass fishing and bass music, connecting both hobbies with phrases like “You can tune a bass, but you can’t tuna fish” and “Bass-ically, I’m hooked!” These puns are perfect icebreakers at music events or fishing tournaments where interests might overlap. Are there narrative-style bass puns in the article? Yes, the “Bass-ed on a True Story” section features narrative puns that create humorous scenarios, such as “Why did the bass musician get arrested? He was caught in a ‘bass’ case!” These storytelling puns bring characters to life and provide relatable humor for both musicians and fishing enthusiasts. How can bass puns enhance my fishing experience? Bass puns can make fishing trips more enjoyable by adding humor to the experience. Phrases like “Let’s scale it back” or “That’s off the scale” celebrate catches and create a playful atmosphere. They’re perfect for bonding with fellow anglers and making memorable moments even when the fish aren’t biting. https://freshpuns.com/?p=1433 Fresh Puns

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Tavo Man's "Gimugatiña": A Parranda Garífuna Anthem of Unconditional Love In the increasingly homogenized landscape of Latin music, Tavo Man (also known as Abuti) emerges as a vital cultural custodian, wielding his artistry as both preservation and innovation. His latest single "Gimugatiña" — which translates to "They have envy us" in the Garifuna language — functions as a multidimensional text, simultaneously serving as love song, cultural artifact, and quiet manifesto of identity. The Latin Grammy-nominated multihyphenate of Honduran origin has constructed a sonic experience that transforms the traditional Parranda Garífuna genre into something immediately accessible yet profoundly rooted in historical specificity. What's remarkable about "Gimugatiña" isn't merely its technical prowess but its strategic emotional intelligence — Tavo Man understands that unconditional love serves as the perfect thematic vehicle for introducing mainstream audiences to indigenous musical traditions. Beneath the track's immediate appeal lies a sophisticated cultural cartography. The rhythmic foundation demonstrates the percussive complexity characteristic of Garifuna music, with patterns that evoke centuries of resilience among a people descended from shipwrecked African slaves who intermarried with indigenous Caribbean populations. Yet Tavo Man resists ethnomusicological pigeonholing by incorporating contemporary production techniques that position this heritage within a modern context. The song's lyrical framework — focusing on a love that "doesn't listen to opinions and ignores all bad energies" — carries subtle socio-political dimensions when considered against the historical marginalization of Garifuna communities throughout Central America. The unconditional love being celebrated exists not just between individuals but potentially between an artist and his cultural inheritance, between a diaspora and its origins. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zWfN491YBo As a Honduran artist now based in the United States, his work inherently addresses questions of cultural displacement and preservation. His multi-layered identity as painter, producer, and musician mirrors the intricate cultural weaving present in the Garifuna tradition itself — a tradition born from the fusion of African, Arawak, and Caribbean influences. The production choices on "Gimugatiña" demonstrate a sophisticated understanding of how traditional and contemporary elements can amplify rather than dilute each other. The percussion establishes authentic rhythmic architecture while guitars and bass provide familiar entry points for listeners unfamiliar with Garifuna musical traditions. This careful balancing act creates a listening experience that educates without ever feeling didactic. What distinguishes Tavo Man from many artists engaging with indigenous traditions is his multidisciplinary perspective. His background in visual arts — evident in his successful painting and drawing career as well as his self-produced music videos — brings a compositional understanding to his music that transcends purely sonic considerations. One hears in "Gimugatiña" a pictorial sensibility, with textural elements arranged to create emotional depth fields reminiscent of visual art techniques. [caption id="attachment_59895" align="alignnone" width="2000"] Tavo Man's Gimugatiña A Parranda Garífuna Anthem of Unconditional Love[/caption] This represents a particularly important evolution in how indigenous artistry enters global markets without surrendering its essential character or being reduced to exotic novelty. "Gimugatiña" ultimately succeeds as both cultural document and compelling musical statement because it trusts its audience's capacity for cross-cultural engagement. Rather than diluting the Garifuna elements to make them more palatable, Tavo Man invites listeners into a fully realized cultural space, allowing the music's inherent emotional resonance to transcend linguistic and cultural boundaries.

For listeners seeking music that offers both immediate emotional connection and deeper cultural significance, Tavo Man's latest release provides a richly rewarding experience. "Gimugatiña" reminds us that unconditional love — whether between people or between an artist and his heritage — remains perhaps our most powerful tool for overcoming divisive forces. https://open.spotify.com/album/5sKttidk1TH1rzS7qAd5QT?si=A7o3474qTQet4amUjnnXNw

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Meghan Markle’s Ex-Husband Is Engaged…But Is She Jewish?

The affianced: Kurland and Engelson. Image by Getty Images

By Jenny Singer

June 12, 2018

It was when we found ourselves entering random phrases into the Instagram search bar, trying to guess Meghan Markle’s ex-husband’s fiancée’s sister’s wedding hashtag, that we knew we had gone too far.

Meghan Markle’s ex-husband, Jewish TV producer Trevor Engelson, is engaged. He and registered dietitian Tracey Kurland announced the engagement on Engelson’s private Instagram, The Daily Mail reported. “Luckiest guy I know!” Engelson reportedly captioned the Instagram post we infuriatingly cannot see. “Get ready to party!”

It is with great humility and profound respect for our readers that the Schmooze yentas must announce: We do not know if Trevor Engelson’s fiancée is Jewish.

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Reader, you will recall that just over a year ago the Schmooze published a piece speculating that an accomplished young woman named Meghan who had been romantically linked to British royal Prince Harry could possibly be Jewish. When it was revealed that the actress, Meghan Markle, was not Jewish, the article was amended. For this piece of journalism, which suggested that the future-duchess should be renamed “Kitniyot Markle,” the Schmooze has been haunted. “You navel-gazing, Jew-obsessed, nitwits!” our fans bleated, with good reason (we paraphrase.) “NOT EVERYONE IS JEWISH.”

Is Meghan Markle Now Prince Harry’s Jew-ish Princess?

We know. We know! Literally billions of people are not Jewish. And that’s fine! It’s just that…we think…Well, we think Trevor Engelson’s fiancée Tracey Kurland might be Jewish.

Here we go again.

Let’s go over what we know:

1.The handsome, affable Engelson is an enthusiastic Jew.

A gever named Trevor Image by Getty Images

Yay! Engelson has a huge face and a huge-er heart. We “stan” for him, as the kids say. We stan for practically any Jew who isn’t responsible for arson, but we particularly stan Engelson. He appears to be a sweetly fratty golden retriever-type man who loves to party and is drawn to smart, thoughtful women. We went pretty deep into his Facebook and noticed that every time a client of his gets a job he wishes them “mazal” and also, frequently, “good times!” He just seems so affable. Approximately 99% of his clients are Jewish.

The only photo on major photo databases of Engelson and Markle is of the former couple at a benefit for the ADL. The only photo on major photo databases of Engelson and Kurland is of the current couple at a benefit for the ADL. What can we say? He’s just a down-to-earth Great Neck Jew who loves joining with accomplished women to oppose defamation.

2.Engelson and Markle had a fine affair, but now it’s over

The exes at the ADL, as promised. Image by Getty Images

That there was a reference to a song from the seminal musical “Cabaret,” for your trouble. Markle and Engelson started dating in 2004 and married in 2011 at a multi-day beach celebration that involved a traditional Jewish chair dance as well as relay races. The couple separated two years later, purportedly due to the strain of a bi-coastal relationship — Markle was filming her TV show “Suits” on the East Coast, while Engelson was working in film in the West.

This would all be in the rearview mirror of the ole Rolls-Royce Phantom IV, except Engelson is now in talks to create a show based on what would have happened if he and Markle shared custody over children who were ferried back and forth between Los Angeles and Kensington Palace.

3.Tracey Kurland and Engelson have been dating publicly since September 2017

ADL or heyyyyy DL, am I right? Kurland and Engelson. Image by Getty Images

What does one do when one’s ex marries royalty and becomes a beloved global figure? After, presumably, screaming himself to sleep for some time, Engelson went and got himself a “Baywatch” actress to date. Then he followed that up with Kurland, a registered dietitian who works at an eating disorder treatment center. It’s a real when-they-go-high-we-go-even-higher power move — sure Meghan Markle married a prince, but he’s technically an unemployed trust fund kid. Engelson’s fiancée spends her days bringing sufferers of the psychological disorder with the highest mortality rate back from the brink of death. Kurland holds a Master’s in nutritional education from Columbia University Teacher’s College. She specializes in working with patients on body image issues and rails against faux-healthy lifestyles and unhealthy diet trends.

4.Kurland really seems Jewish!

Kurland, who appears to be highly accomplished and an angel, is one of three sisters. One of those sisters, Lauren Kurland Diamond, was married in 2013 in a Jewish wedding near Calabasas. The other sister, Ashley Kurland Rubinstein, is also married to a Jewish person and works for the Kurland Agency, founded by her relative Ted Kurland, who went to Brandeis. (I’m telling you, we’re so close to proof here!) The name Kurland is often a Jewish name (see: the South African footballer Cys Kurland, wrestler Abraham Kurland.)It’s a toponymic name, which means it refers to an area — according to the Beit Hatfutsot database, the name “Kurland” is a German/Yiddish name associated with parts of Latvia.

But we can’t prove it.

Tracey, whoever you are and whatever god you worship, congratulations on your engagement! Trevor, congratulations on surviving your ex’s global stardom and finding your own happiness! Mazal, mazal, mazal, mazal.

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day 37/547 of hobi's military service - base training complete!

this selca was posted on 130907, on the day of the first live recording of N.O, with the caption:

Bangtan comeback performance fan account written before Hope falls asleep! - J-Hope's Fancafe Post Yeah~ today is a special day!! Today was the day of our Music Core pre-recording. If you think about it, it was our first comeback performance so I was really really nervous. First of all, I was really nervous because of the stage! And also, thinking about meeting our ARMYs made my heart pit-a-pat.........a hundred times!! Our recording time kept being pushed because of the stage setting so I got worried about our ARMYs waiting outside ㅠㅠ (I really wanted to go and wait outside with you all. It was really cold outside, I hope you didn't get colds..) Finally!! Our pre-recording started!! Our ARMYs' cheers are truly the best!!!!!!!!! x7777777777 Even though the song hadn't been released yet, our ARMYs were amazing and caught on quickly wow!!! (Everybody say NO!!) I think we were able to finish well because of the loud cheering. Bangtan's vitamin! Health drink! Restorative! ARMY? Anyways, I think today was a really fun comeback performance. In celebration here's an ARMY best best photo!! Kya~~ Everyone hope-night @-@/ P.S I couldn't greet one person, I'm sorry. I want to say thank-you to all the ARMYs that came. Thank you!!

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ONE MONTH OF MIDNIGHTS

Can you believe it has almost been one whole month since Taylor Swift released her 10th studio album Midnights? Neither can we! So we thought, how about we celebrate our new favorite obsession?!

We have put together a few prompts for ideas on creations to honor the album!

Prompts: — favorite song — favorite lyrics — album/songs parallels — favorite music video — tour ideas — favorite interview — create a music idea concept — free choice

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JunZhe Post-Filming Timeline Space Notes

This was a followup space to one a week before, hosted by Shi’er, JF, and Ltk. This space covered late-September 2020 to the end of January 2021, with discussion based off of fan resources (especially the Vietnam team and the Rainy Night fansite). Further details about many of the events mentioned can be found under the recording.

Word of Honor filming wrapped on September 22nd, the dinner banquet was on the 23rd.

September 24th: Both left Hangzhou.

Gong Jun went to Sanya and probably went to pray at the Guanyin temple he had prayed at prior to filming, then went to Fujou on September 25th, then Yibin in Sichuan where he recorded a variety show. After the variety show recording, Gong Jun went on a vacation with his family in Dandong during the first week of October, which he posted photos from on Weibo.

Zhang Zhehan went Shanghai, then to Kunming, Yunnan province on September 25th. He stayed in Yunnan for a holiday until October 5th when he traveled back to Shenzhen. During this period, he posted photos on October 2nd, and it’s believed he also went to Shangri-La City, bordering Sichuan.

October 8th: Zhang Zhehan played golf, where he made a hole in one.

October 9th: Zhang Zhehan flew into Beijing, presumably to prepare for his concert. Gong Jun was possibly in Beijing, his exact whereabouts on this day and those preceding it are unknown.

October 10th: Zhang Zhehan had a series of interviews. During a broadcast on Beijing Music Radio (released October 23rd), he mentioned that he had shown Gong Jun his new songs and had asked him to come to his concert. This is also likely the day that the Doraemon photo was taken. Gong Jun flew from Beijing to Shanghai to celebrate the birthday of his co-star from The Love Equations.

October 11th: Zhang Zhehan held a livestream where he said he had invited a personal guest, then blushed bright red and got shy. This was also the official release date for his Another Me single. Gong Jun attended an event for GQ, stayed in the Jing An Shangri-La hotel in Shanghai. He posted the photos from the event on the same day, as well as the douyin of him dancing to Ai de Chacha.

October 12th: Gong Jun flew from Shanghai to Beijing.

October 13th: Zhang Zhehan had an interview where he mentioned he had a task to produce three songs per year. He also mentioned that during Word of Honor’s filming he had only had one day off where he was able to watch the movie Tenet, tripping over his words with something that sounded like “Gong” before saying he went with his staff. Based on his clothing, this is also most likely the day that he filmed the douyin where he bows in the white suit, as well as the one where he throws the flowers on the stairs; these were likely filmed at the location of his concert rehearsals.

October 14th: Zhang Zhehan did a live interview with MR Radio, where the host asked him to invite Gong Jun and he said he wasn’t sure if Gong Jun was going to come.

October 15th: Zhang Zhehan played golf, annual Sina Pro and Mature Golf Tournament. Gong Jun did a photoshoot for Area magazine at Beijing Sanduanjing studio.

October 16th: Xiaoyu posted the Doraemon photo, someone kept changing it from private to public and vice versa. Gong Jun posted the Dandong photos.

October 17th: Zhang Zhehan did the band rehearsal for the concert, posted three photos wearing a white jacket, caption “See you tomorrow.”

October 18th: Zhang Zhehan’s I Met Me mini-concert at 6pm at the Beijing One Space. After the concert, his studio posted photos; in one he was sitting next to the chair 146. This was the 146th day since they met (either the martial arts training day or the script table read depending on how you count it.) Gong Jun didn’t show up to the concert, but he sent two huge bouquets with a personalized card. There’s a high possibility that Zhang Zhehan took these flowers home, as there’s a photo where something that looks like them was visible in the backseat of his car. Gong Jun filmed a douyin in his friend’s spa clinic close to the concert venue, posted October 20th. This douyin was the first time he was seen wearing the Apple watch. Rumor: He was waiting for Zhang Zhehan to finish his concert.

October 19th: Zhang Zhehan’s ELLE Men magazine photoshoot.

October 20th: Zhang Zhehan flew from Beijing to Dongshan Island. Posted a douyin where he was singing with Xiaoyu, most likely filmed on the 17th; there’s a voice in the background that may have been Gong Jun.

October 21st: Zhang Zhehan had a photoshoot for Condé Nast. Candy: The shirt he was wearing was very similar to the Givenchy shirt Gong Jun wore back during his event in June.

October 22nd: Gong Jun flew from Beijing to Nanjing, was filmed wearing a red hoodie and an Apple watch.

October 23rd and 24th: Zhang Zhehan posted a series of photos from the photoshoot and a douyin clip of himself singing Another Me, wearing an Essentials sweater.

October 26th: Gong Jun posted a video of himself unwrapping gifts on Xiao Hong Shu, wearing the Apple watch. One of the gifts included a set of headphones. Likely filmed on the 15th. Zhang Zhehan’s studio updated his public itinerary to include Nanjing for a pop-up shop event.

October 27th: Zhang Zhehan posted two photos of himself in a recording studio wearing an unpaired Apple watch. He also posted the douyin of him throwing flowers on the stairs.

October 30th: Gong Jun recorded Tian Ya Ke in Nanjing, photos posted on November 2nd.

October 31st: One Night in Nanjing. Zhang Zhehan flew from Shenzhen to Nanjing for the pop-up shop event and had a photoshoot, white shirt over blue tshirt. (Not the same hotel as Gong Jun’s Fresh photoshoot in November 2021, that candy is fake.) Gong Jun drove from Nanjing to Shanghai to watch an e-sports event and filmed a vlog of this. After that, he drove back to Nanjing, identified by store signs in the background of the vlog. It’s about a four hour drive between the cities. Rumor: The two met in Nanjing.

November 1st: Zhang Zhehan flew back to Beijing to record Tian Ya Ke. He was spotted at the airport with a possible hickey, looking quite tired. Gong Jun did not work this day, he only had a dentist appointment.

November 2nd: Zhang Zhehan flew to Chongqing to film Retro Detective. Gong Jun was back in Nanjing to film The Flaming Heart.

November 8th: Official start of filming for both.

November 11th: Zhang Zhehan went to Shanghai for a Fendi event.

November 18th: Release of Zhang Zhehan’s song Don’t Say, posted on Douyin.

November 29th: Gong Jun’s birthday, livestream of him unwrapping his gifts with his coworkers. One of the gifts was a big Lego set of the Roman Colosseum that he said was from a friend, rumor is that it was from Zhang Zhehan. Sang Ai Ni Wuhu.

December 4th: Gong Jun posted a photo on Instagram of himself with a neckwarmer. Zhang Zhehan posted “你好吗” (“are you okay?”) on Weibo.

December 25th: Gong Jun went to Beijing to promote Unique Lady 2. He had a fanmeet afterwards where when he asked for questions about his characters, someone asked about Zhou Zishu, and he laughingly said “I’m not Zhou Zishu, are you a fan of Zhang Zhehan’s?”

January 1st: Gong Jun did an interview where he said “In the new year ... may your CP be real.”

January 14th: Gong Jun flew from Nanjing (Flaming Heart filming) to Beijing where he recorded a spring festival gala. He filmed part of a vlog of him going to eat hotpot. Rumor: Zhang Zhehan may have been with him at the restaurant, there was definitely someone with him who he kept looking at; there’s no concrete evidence either way.

January 17th: Gong Jun posted hotpot photos on Weibo. Zhang Zhehan’s studio posted a photo of him from behind with a caption about chasing stars.

January 23rd: Zhang Zhehan privated then unprivated some photos he had taken in Yunnan of him by a lake. In the photos he was wearing a black hoodie that Gong Jun has in red.

January 31st: Gong Jun posted the hotpot vlog.

To be continued in a future space. ♥

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Hailee Steinfeld

I’m on the @whatiwillsay podcast this week to discuss all things Hailee Steinfeld - link!

Her Career

True Grit - 2010. Nominated at 14 years old for Best Supporting Actress Academy Award.

2015 - appeared in Shawn Mendes’ “Stitches” (acoustic) music video. Appeared in the Bad Blood music video. “Love Myself” single released.

Pitch Perfect 2 - 2015 / Pitch Perfect 3 - 2017

The Edge of Seventeen - 2016. Golden Globe nominee for Best Actress.

2016 - hit single “Starving” released

Marvel Cinematic Universe - Kate Bishop in Hawkeye, voiced Gwen Stacey in Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse.

2018 - “Colour” song and music video with MNEK, out gay British pop artist.

2019-2021 - played Emily Dickinson in “Dickinson” and was an executive producer on the show.

Hailee & Taylor

2011 - Taylor and Hailee were introduced by Emma Stone.

2012 - Hailee was backstage at the Red tour.

January 2013 - took trip together to Paris and posted about it. Several magazine articles. Taylor was in France to perform at an awards show in Cannes.

May 2013 - hung out at the Met Ball. Took Memorial Day trip together to Rhode Island and were papped.

September 2013 - papped shopping in West Hollywood. The night before, Taylor went to the Fun concert with Dianna and Sarah Hyland.

October 2013 - Taylor went to Hailee’s “Romeo + Juliet” movie premiere. Articles said Taylor was like Hailee’s big sister.

December 2013 - Hailee stayed over at Taylor’s house a few nights before Christmas. Posted some Swiftmas photos doing Christmas-y things.

January 2014 - hung out at a Golden Globes after party.

April 2014 - Glamour and Just Jared articles about Hailee and Taylor. They were papped walking around NYC going out to dinner. Hailee was 17 at the time. Taylor was 24. Hailee was on the cover of Nylon’s Young Hollywood issue. Hailee said that she and Taylor are good friends, “do everything together from baking cookies to vacationing in Rhode Island with matching outfits.”

March 2015 - iHeart Radio Awards.

May 2015 - Hailee was at Taylor’s after party for the Billboard Music Awards in Las Vegas. One of the first Tayvin appearances.

Bad Blood Music Video - released in May 2015. Premiered at the Billboard Music Awards. Hailee and some of the squad attended. Hailee was “The Trinity” in the video.

1989 Tour - Hailee walked the stage with Taylor, Lena Dunham, Gigi, and Lily Aldridge at a July 2015 tour stop in New Jersey.

2015 VMAs - August 2015. Won a moon man for Bad Blood mv.

March 3, 2016 - Taylor posted a photo with Hailee, Selena, and Camila for Camila’s birthday.

August 2016 - Hailee interview in Billboard/Seventeen. The 1989 era squad doesn’t see each other very much. “Not as close with Taylor as people think.”

October 2016 - US magazine article about group chat with the squad. Hailee seemingly left the squad as it transitioned towards the Brit girls.

January 2021 - in a radio interview, Hailee learned that “Evermore” may be partially based on Emily Dickinson.

December 2021 - Ivy plays during the closing credits of a Dickinson episode after Emily and Sue have sex.

Public Romances

Charlie Puth - 2015 - Hailee was spotted backstage hanging out with him at the AMAs. Never officially confirmed.

Cameron Smoller - 2016/2017. Attended the Golden Globes and other events together. Posted about each other on IG. Maybe back together in 2019-2021, but probably just stayed friends. Went to a Republic Records party and a Billie Eilish concert.

Niall Horan - Dec. 2017/Dec. 2018. Friends beforehand. Attended some events together.

Possible WLW

October 4, 2015 - posted a photo of herself on stage and captioned it “G-A-Y”

June 12, 2016 - tweeted about attending LA Pride and joining the LGBTQ community at Pride. “I could have danced all night in celebration of our freedom and equality.”

Sophie Turner

2015 - release of the Barely Lethal movie they did together. Movie was filmed in 2013.

Friends from 2013 - 2016. Photographed holding hands and wearing similar-ish outfits in 2015, including at a Barely Lethal screening in LA and a fan meet and greet in London. Sat front row next to each other at a London fashion week show. 2014 - papped holding hands and getting ice cream in Malibu.

Reunited and took a photo together at Coachella in 2017. Hailee was there with Cameron and Sophie was there with Joe Jonas.

Hailee was rumored to have set Sophie and Joe up in 2016 when they first started dating. A rumor she denies, but she’ll “take credit for it” because they are cute together. (Jimmy Fallon)

Sophie and Joe announced their engagement in 2017. Married twice in 2019. As far as I can tell, Hailee did not attend either of Sophie’s weddings. Sophie is out as “falling for souls not genders” and admitted in an interview to previously dating men and women.

2019 - Hailee and Sophie danced together and hung out at the VMAs. The three also hung out at the Vanity Fair Oscar party that year.

In late 2021 on the Netflix roast of the Jonas Brothers, Sophie talked about Joe’s purity ring and described who Joe had his fingers in, “co-stars, actresses, and supermodels.” No mention of Taylor.

Hailee was voted the #1 woman on the 2022 L Chat Hot 100 poll.

#hailee steinfeld #wlw #gaylor #gaylor swift #podcast #sophie turner

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