#captainprocrastinator4life

[shanastoryteller]

Happy valentine's day! Could we have more female Naruto?

a continuation of 1 2 3

Naruto clocks Gaara the moment she sees him.

She keeps her smile wide and stance easy, putting her hands on her hips and squinting at the Sand kids. Sasuke and Sakura shift uneasily before deliberately relaxing, picking up on her attitude even if they don’t know why. “My dad told me about you guys! We should stick together, being the kids of kages and all.”

Her father had told her to be wary but hadn’t told her why. She has to believe he doesn’t know. The other option is that he somehow thought that she wouldn’t notice.

“You must be Naruto,” Temari says with a false friendliness that Naruto might not have been able to pick up on if she hadn’t spent her whole life with people loving her or hating her and having a disturbing habit of masking one as the other. “These are my brothers, Kankuro and Gaara. Are these your teammates?”

As if her father hadn’t warned her about the hosting kage’s kid. “Yeah, Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno.”

Neither of those names garner any reaction, but they wouldn’t. Sasuke’s status as Uchiha is obvious at first look and Sakura comes from a civilian family.

“Hi,” Kankuro says shortly.

Gaara says nothing at all, looking at them with those wide, empty eyes.

They’re going to be a problem. He’s going to be a problem.

~

Naruto knows better than to go to her father with anything important and if she tells her mother then she’ll try and pull her from the chunin exams, which is the last thing any of them needs.

She hates how often she ends up crawling back to her ex-fiance for help.

“Naruto-hime,” Kakashi greets, unruffled at her vaulting in through his window and landing on his counter in a perch.

This place is so depressing. She gets why her mom wants to put in some wallpaper or something so badly, but Kushina is still mad at Kakashi for weaseling out of their engagement, so she just grumbles and complains but won’t do anything about it.

“You’re proctoring the second part of the exam,” she says. The format of the exam is supposed to be secret, but it’s not like that’s ever stopped her from breaking into her father’s office. “I need you to rig the fight.”

He raises his eyebrow. Or maybe he’s raising both of them, but she can’t see under the headband. “That’s cheating.”

“Cheating’s allowed,” she counters. “I need you to make sure I face Gaara.”

He blinks slowly. Or winks. “Your father will kill me.”

“It’s supposed to be random,” she says. “How will he know?”

His silence takes on a decidedly guilty air.

“He told you to make sure I didn’t face him,” she guesses, not bothering to keep the bitterness out of her voice.

“He’s worried about you,” Kakashi says.

Too little too late as far as she’s concerned. As if his worry has ever done her any good. As if his worry has ever done anything but get in her way, just like it is right now. “Fine. Make sure he faces Sasuke then.”

“There are easier ways to get out of an engagement,” he says. “You don’t need to arrange to have him killed.”

Her eyes narrow and it takes everything in her not to growl. Growling is one of those things she’s not allowed to do because it’s too much of a tell. “I suppose you’re the expert on that.”

Kakashi doesn’t say anything. He’s spent her whole life not saying anything and it never gets less infuriating.

“Just do it,” she says. “What do you care anyway?”

Naruto is halfway out his window when he says, “I care,” and he can’t see her so she doesn’t bother to hold back her eyeroll.

That’s never done her any good either.

[cooliogirl101]

captainprocrastinator4life replied to your post “Out of curiosity, do you guys have a favorite WTL AU? I’ve written so...”

Definitely sharindone Hisana with hyuga byakuya! They're so cute ��

Ahh, sharindone Hisana. I remember that AU alone had like at least 3-4 AUs of its own 😂😂

[queen-plouton]

About Me

Tagged by: @stardust-painter Name/Nickname: Plouton, feel free to call me Lou or Luci. Gender: Female Height: 5'3" Hogwarts House: Slytherin! Though it is closely contested by Gryffindor. Favorite color: Orange. Time: 4:28 pm Last thing I googled: How much force is required to bite off a human ear-- see the thing with being a FanFiction writer is that I google way too many questionable things. A fictional character I would like as a sibling: honestly? None. Basically all the characters I can recall off the top of my head have terrible lives. I do not want any part of that. When I made this blog: A week ago? Less? How many blogs I follow: 102 Number of followers: 17, which is a lot considering I've had this blog for such a short period of time! Thank you all so much! Do I get asks regularly: Nope, but @stardust-painter is such a sweetie and tagging me in a whole bunch of things! Aesthetic: My aesthetic is all over the place. Maybe I'll make some aesthetic posts after this though. Thunderstorms and choppy waves. Messy notes on nice paper. Coffee and the smell of old books. Fires and light shows and dancing shadows in the corners of people's eyes. The feel of oversized sweaters, cashmere, silk, and furs. Dragons and magic. Space. Cities. Sloppy handwriting. I'll leave it at that. Followers I want to get to know better in no particular order: @klonoadreams, @kurobookish, @ladybloo, @spookystyx, @futuristicallysuperawesome, @captainprocrastinator4life, @upoverdownacross, @subtextually

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tag game

@dwdinosaurmemory apparently wants to know things about me, or maybe eat my brains

relationship status: single lipstick or chapstick: chapstick but to be honest mostly neither last song i listened to: (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction [Rolling Stones] last movie i watched: Misery (I read the book and then was curious. Turns out. Lousy movie. Also, why does my mom insist Stephen King of all people is the one writer she prefers to me???? CONFUSE) top 3 shows: do I even watch shows at this point tho? uhhhh Breaking Bad, Futurama, Xena (I know okay okay whatever) top 3 characters: Xena [I have a PROBLEM], Quenton Cassidy, Sam Vimes (RIP Terry Pratchett) top 3 ships: stucky (lol entire original point of blog), xena/gabrielle, pietro maximoff/being alive in the MCU-verse

ummmmmm tagging @aesthetic-dissonance @dragon-in-a-sheeps-skin @passavantsridge @oakttree @down-sizing @captainprocrastinator4life because you guys are on my dash lately 

[queen-plouton]

11 Facts

Rules: Give 11 facts, tag 11 people

Tagged by: @stardust-painter

1.     I have traveled to every continent – yes, including Antarctica – and have lived on a different one every year for the past three years. 2.     I’m studying medical science and neuroeconomics. I want to be a surgeon. 3.     I published my first research essay in a scientific journal when I was 16. 4.     I really like reading and usually read 820 wpm. In the 8th grade my summer reading list was 98 books long, though I didn’t include any manga I read. You should send me reading recs! 5.     I drink half a gallon of coffee a day. It is very unhealthy. Why do I do this to myself. 6.     Think of the brightest, most garish, most ridiculous shade of orange you can imagine. The kind of orange that is so atrocious it probably shouldn’t exist. That is my favorite color. 7.     I have gotten into no less that 12 bar fights and am rather well known as the walking, talking, human embodiment of the term “fight me”. 8.     My cooking skills are so bad that I once set fire to my microwavable ramen. My kitchen privileges have since been revoked. 9.     My bed always has at least 4 pillows and as many blankets. It’s my nest and it’s warm and snuggly. 10.  I really love dogs. Cats are great, but dogs are soooooooo much better. 11.  I have at least one OC for every fantasy world I’ve read about or seen in a TV show. (It’s a lot of OC’s. Expect some of them to show up here.)

This was actually really fun to do! Thanks for the tag! Much harder than I was anticipating. I feel like I had to have good facts? But I don’t think most of the above count as good facts.

I’m tagging: @klonoadreams, @kurobookish, @ladybloo, @spookystyx, @futuristicallysuperawesome @captainprocrastinator4life, @subtextually, @trashyscarface, @chibifoxai, @gunsandboatsandgunboats, @bellatrixsblack

You don’t have to if you don’t want to, but it’s pretty fun! Also, sorry! I don’t actually know some of the people I tagged, but I know you have cool blogs.