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i love how the concept of father/father figure/male figure in woman’s life threatening woman’s boyfriend is toxic and weird and gross and bad but at the same time the concept of slade or zaeed (for the crossover au) threatening digs if he even so much as THINKS about fucking @dadbodsandbots over is honestly just funny and accepted.
what is his purpose in life if not to be bullied by the men in my life??
#txt.txt#others: catarang#i like to think zaeed only does it the one time whereas slade is popping him every chance he gets#half the time digs is like OI I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN and slade's like#yeah and it's gonna stay that way or i'm borrowing the neck bombs from waller again#me in the bg like 'PUT IT IN HIS DICK THIS TIME'#captain boomewang found dead of exploding dick syndrome in vermont
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