#captain bennet

[emowithafather]

I've been spelling captain bennetts name wrong this entire time km going to actually start sobbing

[wayradwheelie]

HII WHEELIEEE HOW ARE YOUU??? Most of the police force is already here!!

I'm great, thanks for asking! And yep, I just decided to join them after kindly asking benny to join.

[confused-bisexual]

[doctors-star]

thinking about daemons as a manifestation of the soul. and also about being a teenager and having a cringey, weird, flexible and unsettled little soul. how many teenagers in a daemons!verse are out there persuading their souls to take a similar shape to their friends' souls? or accidentally mirroring a crush and being teased relentlessly for it? there's got to be kids going no, this is right, this does feel right, with their daemons trying their damnedest to look comfortable in the shape of a little bird, say, because their hero on tv, or in a book, or in a band, has a little dainty bird daemon. and then, years later, a sibling is going to say hey, remember when you decided he was a bird because you had a crush on that singer? about the colossal st bernard flopped over the entire sofa and a terrible pillow fight will ensue because oh my god, shut up, that never happened it's so embarrassing.

sure visible souls are cute and important and say something about you, but it's also the mortifying ordeal of being known when you're a kid and that's the last thing you need

[firawren]

Ron Swanson as Jane Austen characters

I did Leslie Knope as Austen heroines, and @obscurelittlebird did Craig Middlebrooks as P&P characters, so let's keep the Parks and Rec crossover going with Ron Swanson as Austen men!

Mr. Bennet:

Mr. Darcy:

Colonel Brandon:

Mr. Bingley:

Captain Wentworth:

Mr. Tilney:

Mr. Knightley:

[crabridgedart]

C3E42 Abridged - Art by @tylerwalpole, @nikkidawes, jacobgrimoire, @eldritchblep, victori_jane and @larkspurns

[bethanydelleman]

Could you rank the Austen main couples from the least to the most likely to have sex before they are married?

Least to Most Likely:

Edmund Bertram & Fanny Price: It is all very proper. They probably have sex with their clothes on after the wedding.

Fitzwilliam Darcy & Elizabeth Bennet: She would have been down, he wasn't. He later congratulates himself on his excellent self control.

Edward Ferrars & Elinor Dashwood: There were definitely smooches, but after that roller coaster of a courtship, Elinor wants things legal and in writing. Also, just because something feels good doesn't make it right, MARIANNE.

Henry Tilney & Catherine Morland: he is a gentleman, but it was really the long distance relationship that prevented them from doing anything. Was there some racy content in those letters? I'd love to know...

George Knightley & Emma Woodhouse: Donwell is right there. You can walk right over...

Charles Bingley & Jane Bennet: "Bingley, who wanted to be alone with Jane" I see your intentions, sir. I see them!

Colonel Brandon & Marianne Dashwood: "I have feelings," said she, "let's indulge them." If something feels good, that makes it moral, right? Romanticism says yes, ELINOR.

Captain Frederick Wentworth & Anne Elliot: Do not care about anything except getting married as quickly as possible. Banns take far too long when you've been waiting 8 years and Napoleon just escaped from Elba. Let's get this DONE.

BONUS:

Lucy Steele & Robert/Edward Ferrars: No way in hell with either of them. She's too cunning to give up her best card before she has the man secure.

Frank Chuchill & Jane Fairfax: Not in a million years, no matter how many times Frank makes puppy eyes.

Robert Martin & Harriet Smith: Abbey Mill farm is like, right there. You can walk over. It has a hay barn...

Related: First Kiss for each Austen Heroine Couple

Also, marriage and birth records show that premarital sex was pretty common. Or else the Regency era had magically good premature baby care 😉

[spocktaculartea]

If I had a nickel for every time a I liked a girl who lost their crush/boyfriend while they were flying to their death in order to save the world via self-sacrifice, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice 

poor daniel sousa.

peggy AND daisy lost their boyfriends to aircraft crashes and lost contact whilst said bf flew to their death.

and sousa had the hots for both of them. man has a type.

[hepaidattention]

it's the "enemies-to-lovers but he never hated her she's just so passionate and stubborn she was really good at hating for the both of them" for me.

[youronebraincell]

Debunking the Hayley Atwell allegations part 1

[highladyofterrasen7]

Me at any given time watching agents of shield

I think that the writers of that show should be given mental health evaluations because you cannot write that many deaths and betrayals and plot twists and be mentally stable.

I haven’t finished it. No spoilers please

[emowithafather]

mmeows

[wayradwheelie]

Where'd you get that awesome skateboard with lights and a siren on it?

got help from a certain captain! it was originally just a regular old skateboard, though

[artbymyth]

And here’s my favorite three Jane Austen couples before and after!

[alannacouture]

MCU Heroines 🦸‍♀️

[firawren]