#capochin x reader

[bizzyboysbizzydays]

...Capo x reader, for no particular reason,, and if you're looking for prompts then. maybe doing something super domestic/mundane (shopping, watching tv, a cookout, etc.) Bro needs a bit of normalcy for once,

please be nicey i haven't actually wrote a drabble in like. i dont even remember honestly :(

Capochin grunts as you collapse against him on the couch, sighing dramatically as you bury your face into his chest. He flicks his tail as his arm wraps around you to hug you closer to him, adjusting so you were laying half on top of his body.

"Bad day or somethin'?" He rests his hand gently on your head as you groan, weaseling your arms around him to hold him closer.

"The worst." you whined, adjusting your head to look up at him with sad, pathetic eyes. Capo snorts in response, craning uncomfortably to press a kiss to your forehead before settling back down. His claws gently scratching at your scalp as you slump further and further into him.

"Could watch bad TV, dat helps cheer me up." You hum in response, closing your eyes. "... or you could take a nap, dat works too." He chuckles quietly as you gently slap him on the shoulder, mumbling a shut up as you fight off the drowsiness from finally relaxing.

Capo can't help the warm fuzzy feelings as he watches you fall asleep on his chest, with all of the chaos of the Bizzyboys and... the everything else that happens in the Grove, perhaps a nap with his absolute favorite person wouldn't be a detriment to him... people were always telling him he needed to "relax" more anyways.

Well. It was relaxing for a few hours at least, until the both of you are startled awake by the fire alarm and Alexei and Bananathaniel's startled shouts from the kitchen.

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Capochin - Fluff // “Humiliation”

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“Dis is gonna be da death of me…”

Capochin’s voice didn’t waver from his flat, unamused tone. His eyes were sheathed by the cloth that firmly wrapped his head. His legs, buckled beneath him when he was brought to his knees, unaware of the situation behind the darkness besides one factor—

—this situation, rather obviously, was caused by you.

How couldn’t it be? You never managed to give him a break— didn’t he work hard enough already with his investigations for Inspekta? He doubted you even had an ounce of fear of him, unlike the other Bizzyboys.

How did he ever agree to a paintball fight in Buzzhuzz? He doesn’t have good memories there. How would he have ever even stepped foot back there if it weren’t for you?

You… How easily you had managed to gun him down in the game and put him in the situation with just you two.

It made it more embarrassing knowing you stood right in front of him, seeing him bound by his wrists with his sight taken from him. He could still feel the ghost of your touches despite his protest before, when you had tied him like this. He shivered at the thought.

You probably looked amused at the sight of him like this right now, the thoughts of the situation played through his head. It was humiliating! It was pathetic.

No matter how much he barked at you, commanded you like he would the others, his wrists stayed bound behind his back. He knew what you wanted out of him. His authoritative tone died down, that previous tone of his began to waver into a whimper, a plead, as his head lifted to look up at you.

“Dis is… Humiliatin’.” He adjusted his position to sit up straighter, hesitating.

You must’ve had some power, some control over him like Inspekta did. What else could it be? He was a grown ass man, and yet… It still, in all his 50 years, wasn’t something he’d come to fully grasp at. As much as it tugged at his heart, like a sick game of tug o’ war.

His teeth grit from the lack of his tail, continuing, “…Yew really know how t’ make me mad. Dis.. I—“ He exhaled, “Please… Please untie me? I wanna be able t’ see yew…”

Audible shifts and steps across the grass from your steps could be heard. Your touch returned, fingers grazing across his hair to reach the tie at the back of his head. His eyes were relieved, finally meeting your own again, allowing you to see his pleaded look for a brief moment before he fixed his eyes away.

Annoyance, but was it truly annoyance?

How easily he got lost in you in that quick moment, or when he was in that more pathetic position. It annoyed him, right? How wanted you made him feel to put him in that squirmy, uncomfortable position, because you wanted to hear him drop his façade around you. Even as you leaned in to untie his wrists, he nearly jolted on the spot.

He craved the physical touch, but he couldn’t reach and touch you. It was a torture, knowing how close you came to him without him able to do anything back, and if he messed up, how you could easily take that attention away from him.

“Yew… Have a lotta nerve…” His head shifted away from your body as you continued to untie his wrists, “I have a lotta power a-and yew… yew got me on m’ knees…”

His wrists were freed, reaching to grab yours as you moved them away. He felt so rash, but your touch lingered on his figure and he craved more, craved more of you.

“Please… Stay ‘ere with me? Jus’ a little longer.. I need yew close to me.”

How could you say no to that?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62420938/chapters/159734713#workskin

[bizzyboysbizzydays]

Bizzyboys first dates

I love these lil guys leave me ALONE. I'm self insert trash and that's just how the cookie crumbles. I am cringe but I am free.

Yes this is based off of the post about bad dates with the Bizzyboys i think it's so funny

Patty: -I think Patty would prefer an exciting first date! Things like amusement parks or fairs, extremely high energy with LOTS of things to do. -He'd want to win you EVERY toy he possibly could. Whether or not hes good at the games is an entirely different story. -Big on PDA and affection. It might be a first date but he is hugging and hand holding like it's his last day in the Grove and he'd DIE if he didn't get attention. -Tries to pay for literally everything like the lil gentleguy he is. -Date ends with you giving him a kiss on the head, he is on cloud 9 and ready to pronounce his eternal love.

Bananathaniel: -As a cinephile obviously the first date is going to be a movie date. You two watch the movie in complete silence and go out for dinner afterwards in which the floodgates are open. -You better either be REALLY into Ban, or REALLY into movies, because he is going to talk the entire time about the movie and it's themes, camera work, acting, everything. -It's hard to be too mad about it, when he asks for your opinion and is genuinely interested in your thoughts (even if he might argue with them a little. or a lot.) -Not a lot of PDA on the first date since it's entirely focused on the movie but you do get a nice hug afterwards :)

Alexei: -This is the most obvious first date ever. You go to a fast food place and eat until you both almost pass out. -There's no PDA. Only voracious feasting that terrifies the employees and gives small children nightmares. -The date ends with you both on a couch passed out with cheeto dust everywhere. It's not your couch. It's not even Alexei's couch. How'd you get into Capochin's house.

Vibiano: -Another restaurant but this one is fancier. -It's a pretty average date, small talk and awkward chatter. -He keeps checking his phone every 4 minutes before he "suddenly gets a phone call" and has to leave, sticking you with the bill. -He makes it up later with a fully customized outfit left at your door and a note to call him later so he can "make sure it fits properly". -It does fit properly, and he takes you out on a better date for the next one.

Grujaja: -How'd you even manage to get a date with this guy. -Extremely lowkey date. You hang out in a quiet field somewhere. -You do have to constantly reassure him that it's ok and everything is fine. -If he hears a loud noise he'd 100% bail and you'd never see him again due to the embarrassment. -Maybe next time just do a home cooked meal.

Capochin: -Genuinely how did you get him to agree to this. -Despite how he tries to come off, he is extremely nervous. -The date would be something chill, he would've preferred to just. Invite you to his house and make a meal there but ultimately settled for a casual (but not too casual) restaurant. -His ass HAS NOT dated since he was around his 20s. Forgot how to date at all, actually. -The date ends with him feeling like the dumbest mother fucker ever and you having to reassure him it wasn't THAT bad and you'd had worse. -Date ends with you giving him a kiss on the cheek and him speed walking away in embarrassment.

BONUS!!!

Inspekta: -The date takes place in his domain, obviously. He's wrapped around you holding you close as you watch movies on one of the various screens under his desk. -He talks a LOT during the movie, he needs your constant undivided attention. -If you ignore him for too long he'll squeeze around you tighter and tighter like a constrictor until you finally acknowledge him again. -It's as private as a date could get, if you ignore Capo irritably bringing in snacks for the both of you. -Date ends with Inspekta patting you on the head and telling you you should come back soon. Preferably tomorrow. For longer.

Hector: -Similar to the Inspekta date, but this time its on the couch with him bear hugging you from behind. -Less talkative, but still squeezes you when he wants attention (all the time). -You probably lose feeling in a few limbs from how little movement you get, but it's hard to be mad at him when he falls asleep with his head resting against your shoulder. -It's less cute when you realize he's heavier than you and you can't escape.

[bizzyboysbizzydays]

Thinkin about Hector and Capochin x a God reader and how sickly devoted they’d be and just how unhealthily they’d look up to and worship their S/o because their self esteem and sense of self is so low they view themselves as living for their s/o

[bizzyboysbizzydays]

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