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jayonice · 8 years ago
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Free Animals Zoo(animal farm but attacking Capitalism)
It  was  five o clock  in the morning, the   animals  of “zoo de Nice(nee-c)” or  Nice Zoo, were sleeping in   their habitats and  what not.  Sage Herbert,an African Grey Parrot,started squawking at the animals  to meet him in the courtyard. He talked of  a  dream  he had,in which  animals could own his own habitat.  He preached  to them about how bad  it was  that  The   Zoo  staff had  control of the habitats of  the  animals,and  how  it  should  be  their own property. The Next  Night,Sage Herbert died in his sleep at 9 years  old , quite young for his species.
His  Most Trusted  Advisors, two other African Greys Called Perci And  Toussaint, laid out for the animals  A  list called “The five Noble ideas”, they were  listed as such
The  zoo  staff owning our habitats is bad
The African   Greys ,Chimpanzees , Elephants,dogs/wolves/ And the Dolphins  Know best
All  Animals  Will Work for their  own habitats
If there is  no  payment   to the  Chimps Once A Year, Their Property would be Seized
Everything is for profit
Mr. Marmont Heard them, and proceeded  to fight the animals with his bare hands, the chimps would be ordered to gang up on him, and Soon after, Mr Marmont ran away from the zoo. Perci And Toussaint were inagurated; at the inaguration, Perci held 5000 euros in his beak, He said that each habitat will be given only 1000 euros, well, the ninety five percent were given five hundred less than the five percent. Mayesh, An elephant appointed by Perci, was to be in control of Zoopoursante,or zoo for health, which insured Only natives of France. These included the Rats, some of the wolves, flamingoes, crows, doves, frogs,and lizards.
Dasim, another elephant, took control of Sante-orient, or oriental health, which insured the pandas, The polar bears, the Orangutans,and various dog breeds including: Jindos, Pugs, Shih-tzus, akitas, chow chows, shiba inus, and the Pekingnese. Fadhal; the favorite of the elephants, Founded Chaud Inc. Which Covered the chimps, the  african greys, the lions, the african tigers, some of the elephants, the lemurs, the meerkats, some of the lizards, the hyenas, and the pied crows, who used their feet often.  The Penguins had their own Insurance Company, but they kept it a secret from Perci.
Some Of the crows and rats would be hired as teachers, some as physicians, and the rest of them worked in their habitat, which was a big cage. Jose, a Capybara, was upset because latin animals didn’t have any insurance, that was settled when a new branch of Chaud Inc, Which included him, the coyotes, and the little tiny chihuahua.  Perci himself was upset, which made him squawk out “This is why we removed the staff!”, after that comment, Toussaint took his ideas and started
Les limites, or the limited.
Their Philosophy was that the zoo staff kept the habitats clean and gave them food, but didn’t interfere with the design/ Actions in each individual habitat. Perci was on the side of  Les animaux libres, and their philosophy was that humans shouldn’t control or regulate anything no matter what. Toussaint Shouted in the first debate “the  lower Animals of this zoo should not have to make money just to eat!” , mainly because Perci decreed that food shall now cost money, the animals discussed this and thought it kind of strange, but Charlie, a young Chimpanzee:convinced them that it was for the good of the Zoo, and not them. Although Toussaint was popular, The decisions of the Five percent gave Perci the winning vote, and Toussaint was forced to abolish his political career.  In la centre medical,  a mouse named Leon, was a medical professional, and had paid 300 euros for a basic education. A Lioness came to his desk with her adult cub, and asked him to bandage his upper thigh, he charged them twenty euros for the whole thing. She paid him the fair amount, but went to complain to Michel; a four year old lion who only said “I WILL MAKE MORE”.
In The Panda territory, Ming Hua was going to give birth to the cub of Chen Jia Long, an elephant helped carry her to the Medical Section. Dr Elmer, a penguin who also received medical training, charged Jia Long 50 euros, the disgusted father replied “THE MIND OF THE FIVE PERCENT HAS BEEN CORRUPTED, THIS IS NOT WHAT TOUSSAINT STOOD FOR!” , A Jindo called Kim Honghyuk, had to be called in to restrain the shouting panda, and make him fork up the money, or else Elmer would keep Lian Bao to himself.  As Elmer went home, he heard the sounds of the wolves ever so clearly, and went back in the habitat to be with Jeremi. Meanwhile, Leon got into an argument with Julie: a mouse, over their new son, the manders shushed them, but they still went on. Perci sent a crow to check on the Aquatic animals, and he found Henri and Nina, arguing over Henri’s snoring habit.
“You need to sleep more often” , Nina commented, while Henri responded by saying that Nina needed to lose some weight. Meanwhile Lune, Was resting alone, she had no one to share her habitat with. In “L’artique”, Igor: a gray wolf, was sleeping. he had made friends with Yuri the polar bear, and was dreaming about playing with him. Yuri got up from his sleep and asked “Comrade, are you willing to talk?” , Igor Mumbled, and didn’t do, or say anything after that.
The Shiba Inu, named Nikko, got up from his doggy bed at  the pet park, and gathered up the rest of the dogs. Once they got to the Marsupials, He asked “ Ai, are you going to come with us” , Regie, a Koala, stated “ There is no hope for that, plus i’m tired” and rolled back over to go to sleep. Suki, the akita, commented that Marsupials weren’t worth talking to, and had them go on their way. Before they could get to Perci, They were stopped by Libre elephants who got in their way.
In the morning,Charlie called a meeting, He said that the rodents, dogs, and reptiles, would have to work overtime. Yuri/Igor, came up to protest this option, with Igor’s Words “Dogs aren’t supposed to work for someone who makes them work overtime” , the pandas and the crows stirred up some more noise, While the Flamencos twirled around in Protest. Perci sent out gorillas to Subsidise the noise, but one gorilla, a limited named “Wokumbe”, watched in horror as the violence ensued. 5 salamanders, Three Wolves, and Two Crows were killed in the ordeal. Perci demanded that everybody pay him for medical care, and everyone was mad at him again.
Toussaint meanwhile, held a meeting Of the limited,. “We will try to get control back to Mr.Marmont” , He commented, banging a part of his wing on the table. Chen Jia Long debated on whether to use the word “control” or not . Since Toussaint could speak, he called Mr Marmont.   The habitats of some of the animals were deteriorating because they haven’t  been cleaned once a week like before. Then, the limited saw something that broke Toussaint’s heart.
A Condescending Leon shaking his head, while a wounded tiger cub was dying; since his parents couldn’t afford the insurance Perci Had set up. Toussaint was on the phone “ squawk, aide maintenant” or help now, into the phone. Mr Marmont had suspected this would happen with the animals, and gathered up some of his men, to break up le laisses.  Toussaint’s plan was to kidnap Perci, burn his earnings, and torture him by the wings until he renounced supervision. Ming Hua disapproved, saying that violence was never the way to compromise. He mentioned the French Revolution, and she shut her mouth.
“We never planned to be violent anyways” Toussaint Added, he mentioned that he and the mice besides Leon, would stick molasses to his wings, he described it in detail, and Chen was shocked that the degree of violence was a low one. The meeting was adjourned, and Toussaint went to the kitchen cabinet, carrying the molasses in his beak. Fadhal went up to Perci, and grabbed him by the torso with his trunk. He held him down in a basement with his foot, and let the mice do their thing. With everything Perci didn’t say, they burned 10 Euros, while Perci was screaming internally in Agony.
Within an hour they burned 1000 Euros out of the african grey’s paycheck, and the mice tied him up, while the rest of the animals left the room. Perci panicked, he’d taken so many precautionary measures to prevent this, but they worked against him. He saw Mr Marmont’s shadow, with a light and a cage, he felt his body get untied, and the next thing the parrot knew, he was locked up, in a cage, in the birdhouse.
The newly rehired staff looked around some of the habitats, and saw that they had collected some grime. The dying cub was on the brink of death, barely breathing, the reinstated medical staff were fortunately able to save him, While a representative showed the staff the Insurance system layouts, and that the mice were hired. As a punishment; Leon received no extra food, and he wasn’t allowed to go into the Jungle Gym of the rodents Except Jose. Mr Marmont was shocked at the discovery of plans to build a school, and the plans for Perci to take every insurance company from the elephants. The middle aged men put the older papers away, and got some of his other staff to disable the insurance companies. Mayesh, Dasim, And Fadhal were not affected by the actions of the humans, though they were sad they had no more power. Besides the extra cage for Perci, the African Greys lived a normal life again.
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