#capes don't have to obey the rules of physics

[soulfulquail]

"Just... just hold me."

I really needed these words in a happier context.

[patheticperipatetic]

Tiktok is back after 14 hours. I checked in on them to see what great memes we missed. Here's my report! Mostly for my own record cuz I don't keep a physical journal.

No memes

They all started sharing metric propaganda

Some beans and toast video went viral (cuz THATS the best they had)

Literally, Americans were kicked out of the party and everyone was so dependent on America they started discussing UNITS OF MEASUREMENT. Videos of Canadians and Frenchmen going "I am three hundred and eight senty meters tall" or whatever

The following is "broken" or not functioning as it was before it shut down due to the complexity that comes with trying to turn a whole ass social media site back on after a huge dramatic final episode sendoff.

Live feeds are down

Cape cut hasn't loaded for me yet

Video quality is down (cache reasons, literally only time can fix)

Tiktok is not available in any app store (it's still illegal... so apple and google are obeying Da Rules) (Oracle, the server host, is breaking the law but only because they have received assurances they won't get in trouble)

Anyway, everyone remember to thank President Obama and President Xi Ping for their restless weekend in getting tiktok back online!