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Bought my niece the CD soundtrack of kpop demon hunters for her birthday coming up

it wasn't until I got home that I thought to ask my brother if she has the physical ability to play the CD

She does not >:(

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Listen I know I paid for ground shipping

can you fucking get here though like wtf why are you traveling by mule

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kitten

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Yesterday a kid said to me "excuse me? Your hair looks like beautiful anime hair" which is already amazing and then she said "watch me on your camera when I go down the slide I'm going to do the Peter Griffin death pose when I come out" and she sure did.

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i miss the static youd get from kissing old tvs and the buttons and the av cable ports and how some of em had built in vhs or dvd players and the volume they had and huggability

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Super weird to have innocuously added a silly personal anecdote to a post you didn't realize was super popular...

Only to have it cross your dash a week later and find out that like 12,000 people think you're lying.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I accidentally wasted $300 worth of resin and several dollars worth of other stuff by spilling all of it on the counter. Plus like maybe over an hour of cleanup?

permanently stained my shoes

I accidentally called 911 trying to lower the volume on my phone :(

quick, what's a crime I can commit so I don't waste their time???

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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.

my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP

i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system

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I accidentally called 911 trying to lower the volume on my phone :(

quick, what's a crime I can commit so I don't waste their time???

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MCC Smart Eco-Speedster Concept, 1993

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Does anyone else feel their blood pressure rise just hearing the word "app" in 2025?

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Aaand one for superman

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can I please just have one fucking month where something doesn't pop up out of nowhere and go "hey you need to pay a couple hundred dollars asap"