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mouseshift · 9 months ago
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WHERE IS SHE ???
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ovaryacted · 11 months ago
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Capcom are lowkey (highkey) cowards for a multitude of reasons, but two in particular irk me.
One, I don’t know why they won’t give Leon longer hair and more scars. I know allegedly they were going to give him longer hair for RE6 I think, long to the point where he would be able to tie it behind his head but they still kept his same haircut. Now don’t get me wrong, I love his Karen bang, but I WANT HIM TO BE MORE SHAGGY! LET HIS HAIR GROW OUT!! And obviously, I don’t believe in the idea that Leon doesn’t have scars on his body, he absolutely does like there’s no fucking way. Besides the one on his shoulder he got from Raccoon City and the knife scar he got from fighting Krauser in RE4 (original was on the cheek, then redone on his leg allegedly in the remake), he has to have more. I want to see it, I want to see his body covered in them. I understand they’re hellbent on maintaining this “pretty boy” aesthetic when it comes to Leon specifically because he’s like the baby girl of the franchise, but that man’s been through hell I want to be able to see it in his appearance (we have been able to see it, I’m just greedy and want to see more). If they bring him back for future games, and they better, I hope he has long hair or something, I miss my baby.
And two, I hate how they depict the women in the franchise because they just refuse to age them meanwhile they’re making these dilfs (Chris and Leon) into sexy peepaws (not complaining). Claire should definitely look older now and she does in the CGI adaptations, but not enough for my liking. Same thing with Ada, girlypop is hitting 40, LET HER AGE! (I also miss Ada like where did mama go?) Now for Jill in particular, I know her being infected with a virus in RE5 messed with her aging and that’s their reasoning excuse to make her seem younger, but I want to see Jill be more buff? She’s so fucking badass, and that’s not saying she isn’t hot or feminine she absolutely is (I want her bad). But I don’t think a character like her wouldn’t not have muscles. Like she’d pack a killer punch, I want to see her biceps ripple as she moves. I love strong female characters that also look strong, like Korra from TLOK and Mikasa from AOT.
Idk, just my thoughts fr. Capcom, I’m on to you. I’m actually knocking at your door rn to speak with you personally. Let me in, I just want to talk.
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phenomenal1500 · 3 years ago
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What If We Had The Choice? | Resident Evil Village
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Summary: What would have happened if Ethan had sided with Heisenberg? Unfortunately, Capcom didn't give us the chance to make a choice, so for the enthusiasts.... this would have happened if we had had been given the choice.
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Ethan stepped foot inside the dark, dusty factory with a bad premonition. He kept his gun in front of him at all costs as he carefully pushed the first rusty door he encountered open and when he noticed the coast was clear, he also made his way through the badly lit hallway that had appeared from behind the heavy door. He was so close in having his daughter back that he couldn't back down... not now. Another nasty hallway followed and finally, when he took a turn to his right, he spotted an huge curtain hanging ahead of him in a square room. It seemed to hide the wall and table behind it and Ethan struggled with the thought off shoving it to the right to peak behind it or to just leave it be. With his curiosity taking over he pulled the curtain from the beam to which it was attached to and small photos appeared.
Some of them were old pictures of the lords, scratched through with a red marker, while others were pictures of the incidents that had happened around the village since Ethan had arrived there. The pictures reflected in Ethan's eyes and one stood out to him. "Mia?"
"Truth hurts, don't it?" Ethan turned with a quick motion, spotting the man Ethan had met earlier who now stepped out of the shadows directly behind him. The dark and round glasses covered the man's eyes as well as his fedora hat that slightly slanted over his left eye and the long tattered coat fluttered behind him as he took a puff of his Cuban cigar. Ash fell from his cigar as thick white smoke floated around the man's almost completely covered face. "Let me guess." The forth and strongest Lord continued after puffing his cigar once more. "You're thinking take me out like the others, and then you get to go and safe Rose, right?"
"I'm healing my daughter." Ethan bit back.
"Look, y-...you've got this all wrong-..." Lord Heisenberg signed with his hands up in the air to strengthen his words, but he then was cut off by an horrible loud sound coming from under them. "Dammit, I'm talking here!" The man whined, pinching his noise before storming his way towards the hatch to pull it open with ease. "Shut your fucking hole!"
Ethan had no idea what to except or where this conversation was going, certainly not with someone different than the other mutated humans he had met. Alcina Dimitrescu had already some hatred towards men like him, perhaps even all men in general, and was conspiring with Miranda so of course she wanted him dead from the beginning. Donna Beneviento seemed more reasonable and neutral about the situation, but was still crazy as fuck and was also still under Miranda's control. Same goes for Salvatore Moreau, except for the fact he wasn't just following and conspiring with Miranda. He saw Mother Miranda as his real mother and he was so desperate to prove his worth to the other house lords and Mother Miranda that he unfortunately also wasn't able to negotiate with.
However, Lord Heisenberg was someone different. He came across Ethan as more controlled than the other Lords despite being a bit of a direct man. "Sorry about that." The man apologised as he straightened his back. Ethan, still confused whether he had to have patient and listen to the man or take action while it was still possible, stood in the room watching the man in doubt while he snatched a chair from beside a cupboard to place it by the hatch.
"Take a seat." Heisenberg ordered and Ethan stayed in his place, not obeying his competitor. "Listen, Ethan. You're being played."
"What are you talking about? You think this is a game?" Ethan hissed through his teeth meanwhile the lord put out his Cuban cigar, pressing the burning side onto the small table. Ethan had expected some sort of answer from the mutant, but to his surprise Heisenberg aggressively tossed a knife towards the wall covered in pictures and pushed Ethan into the unsteady metal chair instead... the chair almost staggering over the edge of the big hole by all the force falling down onto it.
"I said sit!!" Heisenberg backed off a bit afterwards and continued his story. "Lady super-sized bitch..." The knife stabbed the wall as it made its way to the picture of Lady Dimitrescu. "Ugly-ass psycho doll...." The knife again marked the wall, now resting in the photo of Donna Beneviento and Angie Beneviento. "And that moronic freak." The knife made one last change in direction, the picture of Salvatore Moreau. "Don't you get it? It's a test, to see if you're strong enough... to be part of Miranda's family."
"I don't want to be part of Miranda's family."
"Neither did I! But here we are." Heisenberg raised his voice and Ethan took in a deep breath. "And I'm next in line, right? Kill me, move up the chain! Well, fuck that!!" The knife carved the wall as it was forced through the image of Mother Miranda, messing it up.
"I don't give a damn about your personal issues! I just want to fix my daughter!" The lord laughed in response.
"So do I! Do you have any idea how powerful that kid is? Even Miranda is scared of her..." For a second time there was a very loud engine sound hearable and the man deeply sighed in frustration. "Last time, you freak, I swear to god!"
Afterwards making his way to Ethan, Lord Heisenberg gave away his green and grey eyes by removing his glasses and held his chin up, the hat moving a bit upwards to reveal his full face. Scars were located all across his face and he smirked.
"You and me, Ethan! Together we go save Rose, and then we can use her to grind Miranda to paste." Heisenberg closed his fist with strength, acting like he was squeezing a bug to death. Ethan stood before a tough decision; Fight Lord Heisenberg and then hope he could safe his daughter from Mother Miranda all alone... or collude against Mother Miranda with the help of Heisenberg and save his daughter that way. He knew it was wrong to work together with someone who was once his enemy and was willing to use his daughter as a weapon, but it gave him more certainty to actually succeed and get his little girl back. Ethan stood up from his chair and swallowed before nodding.
"When do we start?"
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Heisenberg had taken Ethan to his lab to explain what he'd been up to all along and both men now faced each other while sitting down onto different obsolete metal sofas. "Most of this was already put in working before I decided to show up here to save Rose?"
"This is my fucking lifework. Years I have been creating these soldats to deal with Miranda once and for all. It's time for her to die." The man passionately spoke up and pointed at the soldats hanging from a conveyor belt that ran through the factory. "So, Ethan Winters, what do you say?"
"The plan sounds good to me."
"Well then, lets get to work. See you on the other side... Ethan."
Ethan knew exactly what to do because Heisenberg had explained in detail what the plan was. Ethan was going to disturb the ceremony that was taking place so that the lord could launch a surprise attack on Miranda with his invented army. Although, before it could work, Ethan first had to stop by the Duke to restock his ammunition and healing juice. Fast traveling over the stone bridge towards the elevator in the altar, he returned to the Duke.
"Ah... Ethan Winters. I feel like this will be the last time we meet again... It was quite some news to hear you joined Lord Heisenberg's side." The duke folded his hands together, somewhere deep down noticeable that he was delighted to see his loyal customer and good friend back alive.
"Yeah, well, I didn't have much of a choice, did I?"
"You had a choice, but knew that this settlement would be most effective. Now, I suppose you have to act quickly so feel free to peruse." Buying ammunition and healing juice with the last money Ethan had, the friends said their last goodbyes and carried on their separated ways. This would be it. This would be the moment where Ethan would finally get his daughter Rose back. Shoving himself through the filthy black strands know as mold, he saw the blond woman in her black and gold robe shouting for Eva, her dead daughter she lost to the Spanish flu, to be reborn. The moment Ethan wanted to fire his first shot with his M1851 Wolfsbane Magnum, there was a sharp sound audible and then loud rock music followed.
"What the-....?" Ethan cursed under his breath, not knowing what the fuck was happening, but the distractive music seemed to caught Miranda off guard and the chamber of mold crumbled down around them. It looked like Miranda had lost her focus. The distraction gave Ethan a better shot and Miranda jerked her head towards him, glaring deathly at him as he pulled the trigger. The bullet didn't do much to her, but the arena was now free from the mold and it was possible for Heisenberg to step into the destroyed area, which he did. He was still secretly jamming to the loud rock music that was playing on his speakers back in the factory and Ethan wondered what the actual limit of the volume was because it was so terribly loud, even from where they were now.
"Heisenberg! I should have known you were planning an rebellion against me. Unfortunately for the both of you, the ceremony will be complete once dawn breaks and I will become her true mother!" Miranda shouted dramatically and opened her arms widely, letting her six wings stretch out before her mutation took place. Heisenberg just scoffed and threw his Cuban cigar to the ground, stepping on it.
"I'm not letting you get away." Ethan yelled, shooting a few more times at the orange eye that was visible in the upper center of her face. It probably was her weakness. In the meantime that Ethan was busy shooting at the six winged dead looking woman, Heisenberg simply just leaned on his hammer. His head was banging to the music while he watched the scene for a moment, but that was until he forced himself to participate into the battle as well. Putting his thumb and index finger close to his mouth, he whistled as noisy as possible and immediately an army of Lycans and soldats joined him. Miranda was amazed at what was happening before her eyes, but managed to kill several soldats at once with the mold spearing them. Heisenberg groaned in frustration, understanding that his life creations perhaps weren't fully prepared for these kind of attacks coming from her.
Heisenberg sighed and closed his green, grey eyes. It was time... time for him to mutate and face Miranda together with Ethan. He had to defeat her. That was what he wished for all these years after all. Heisenberg listened to the guitar solo in the background as his mind started to control and use the metal scrap from his broken soldats to continue his mutation. Ethan couldn't be distracted by the creature Heisenberg had become and so he kept his attention strictly on Miranda, ready to hit her again. Sadly, he was out of luck. His M1851 Wolfsbane Magnum ran out of ammo and while Ethan tried to block her next attack, Heisenberg seized the opportunity to knock her to the ground before she had the change to launch herself at Ethan.
Heisenberg accelerated his actions and grabbed Miranda tightly before pressing her against one of the broken stone walls. With his other metal arm he activated his saw and wounded her body, but soon found out she could regenerate herself. Her spider legs turned into wings, bigger than before, and she hurled the flames she had summoned when Heisenberg wasn't paying attention. He was blinded and was pushed back by the blow. The lord quickly realized that his mutation was quite easy for Miranda to defeat because of the length and width of his mechanistic form and he turned back to his human form. This way he could use the metal scrap for a shield and dodge all her attacks faster.
"Ethan! Bring your ass over here!" The man growled, seeing that Ethan was laying somewhere on the floor, being completely useless, and Ethan raised to his feet... stumbling a bit, but not giving up.
"I don't have any fucking bullets left!"
"Well good luck keeping her focused on you then!" His gravelly voice yelled over the rock music for only Ethan to hear and he shook his head in confusion, though, he had no time to understand it because Miranda immediately jumped right in front of him. The lord had time to create a stairs of the floating metal with activating his abilities and he ran to the top, hoping Miranda hadn't seen this shit coming or else they both were certainly doomed. Ethan, meanwhile, was fighting off the woman and it was the perfect timing for Heisenberg to put his second plan in working. Heisenberg dropped himself from the stairs, his hammer above his head and aiming at the weakness of Mother Miranda. Hitting her, her back was blown into the floor and she screamed in agony. The combo of the shots of the M1851 Wolfsbane Magnum and the terribly heavy hammer had managed to defeat her.
"My daughter.... My Eva!" She held her arms high and went numb, her body falling apart and turning into ash.
"After an eternity.... that bitch is finally gone." Heisenberg laughed enthusiastically and turned around to face Ethan only to see him crumbling down with Rose in his arms.
"I think we finished each other...."
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let-me-love-you-loki · 4 years ago
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In A Day or Two-Ch. 27
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Chapter 27
           Being back in New York City was a culture shock that I didn’t understand. It was as if living in Tokyo for three months had changed me in a way that I couldn’t shake. The city seemed too open; the spaces filled with too many people. The rushing and honking and shouting were a cacophony against my eardrums as I walked the city.
           “Good Lord, Shaye Marie,” my mother said one morning as I packed my bag for work. It was a new one—a zippered messenger bag like the one Kenny carried—and it was much sturdier than the designer bag I’d used before. “Are you out of your mind? You are not walking! And you are most certainly not taking the subway! Why the hell do you think we have a car service?”
           I rolled my eyes and finished making my coffee. It wasn’t Vietnamese coffee, but it was a blend that Matt had introduced me to during our layover in California. There was just enough sweetness to make it work.
           “Mother, I can get to the office faster on the subway than with Daniel.” I draped my bag over my chest and tucked my cell phone in the front pocket of my bag. “I’ll see you this evening for dinner.”
           I adjusted the kenzashi poked through my bun and rode the elevator down in silence. The Shaye who existed before would have been lost on her phone, unable to exist in any kind of silence. New York was the city of power walks and headphones and death stares at strangers. Tokyo was bigger, but the hustle seemed more orderly. The flow of people had some calm in the chaos. It had taught me to find the silence in the roar of noise. The Shaye who had come back from Japan was different. Perhaps, somehow, a little wiser and a little more in tune with the world.
           I waved at Roy, the building manager who was sorting the morning mail. Teddy opened the door with a wide smile. “You look handsome this morning,” I said as I passed.
           He grinned a little wider. “And you look happy, Miss Walker. Japan did you some good.”
           “I think so,” I replied, leaning up to kiss him on the cheek.
           “That young man of yours seemed to do you some good, too, from what I saw.” There was a twinkle in his eyes. “But of course, I don’t believe anything I read on Page Six.”
           I turned and walked backward down the sidewalk. “Well… that you can believe. His name is Kenny, and he’s amazing.”
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           “You have to do something, Jeremy,” my mother shrilled. Her words were barely muffled by the heavy oak door of my father’s office. “She’s completely lost her mind.”
           My father’s voice was calm where my mother’s was grating. “No, she most certainly hasn’t, Caroline. Shaye’s finally gone after something for herself.”
           “She’s taken up with some amateur athlete! And not even a respectable one—polo or an appropriate society sport. No… he’s a wrestler.” My mother spat the word as if it tasted bitter in her mouth.
           I didn’t want to listen to her talking about Kenny like that. She made him sound like he was some street urchin. My first day back at work had been exhausting, but in a wonderful way. It was good to see my friends and co-workers again and to tell them all about my trip to Japan. They’d seen the photos in the papers, just like everyone else who treated Page Six like it was Gospel. But, happily, they all just congratulated me on my conquest.
           My father laughed. I knew that sound. It was the one that came out when he’d gotten the upper hand in a deal. “From what I hear, he isn’t an amateur. He’s the first Westerner to win the most prestigious tournament in Japan. This Kenny Omega and his friends are absolute stars there. She could certainly have done worse.”
           It was quiet as I tiptoed by the door, desperate to get to my bedroom. Before I could completely get out of earshot, I heard my mother’s voice again. “She’s going to leave, Jeremy. She’s going to give up everything and go follow this boy.”
           “I doubt he’s a boy, sweetheart. Besides, Shaye is twenty-eight years old. It’s time she left this gilded cage you’ve put her in.”
           “She’s a Hearst. We’re born and bred for gilded cages. It’s time she accepted it, and that you stopped trying to forge her some key to freedom.”
***
           I watched the slowly revolving grey circle on my computer screen, waiting for the call to connect. Even though I spoke to him every day, I missed the sight of him. There were times when I was overcome with the fear that I’d forget what he looked like. That I’d lose my memories of how his eyes sparkled when he smiled or the way he ran his fingertips over his lips when he was thinking. I missed him so much that it hurt sometimes.
           The black screen flickered to life. The image was of a sparse hotel room with a double bed made up in white. The digital clock glowed sometime near midnight. I glanced at my own—almost three in the morning—and stifled a yawn. I’d gone to bed early so I could get a chance to see him.
           “Just a minute, Shaytan!” Kenny called from somewhere in the room. I yawned again and sat up in bed, balancing my computer on my knees. He finally appeared, his hair dark and damp from a shower. His lips were curved in a soft smile that reminded me of the way he’d looked at me the first time he’d kissed me. “Oyasumi, watashi no ai.”
           Heat rushed through me. I let my eyes take in everything about him. He looked just as I remembered. He sat in front of the computer in a threadbare Capcom t-shirt that he loved, his still damp hair curling against the nape of his neck. I grinned. “Ohayō watashi no kokoro.”
           Kenny’s blue eyes widened. “Shit,” he swore, leaning back in his chair. “I’m sorry, Shaytan. I keep forgetting that you’re in New York. Go back to sleep. We can talk tomorrow afternoon before the show.”
           I shook my head and smiled. “I’m already awake. And I’ve missed you.”
           His expression softened. “I’ve missed you too.”
           My heart skipped a beat. “How did the match go? And how are the Bucks?”
           “We won. Nick got a little banged up, But nothing too bad.” Kenny grinned affectionately as he thought of his best friends. “Matt’s glad to be home. He’s seeing this girl and it’s getting serious.”
           I thought of Matt Jackson and grinned. “She must be some girl.”
           He relaxed, sinking down into the chair a little more. If I blocked out everything else, I could almost imagine that we were back at the shop on the corner near the Shinkowa where we had Vietnamese coffee every morning. The two of us, just a few inches apart. “Apparently they met at the airport a while back. Some mix up with Nick’s bag.”
           I nodded. “Seems like all of you meet girls under serendipitous circumstances.”
           Kenny chuckled and rubbed his palm over the side of his jaw. “Maybe we’re both just lucky. That or we have a knack for finding maidens in distress.”
           I rolled my eyes. “Thanks to you, I’m not in much distress anymore.” Snuggling down beneath the blankets, I sighed contentedly. “Mother nearly died this morning when I told her I was taking the subway to work. I’d almost forgotten how much of a terror she can be.”
           “You’ll have to prepare me for when I meet her,” he said seriously. “She sounds pretty formidable.”
           “You’d have better luck with my dad. From what I heard tonight he’s looked you up.” I cocked my head and grinned a little. “He seemed pretty impressed that you won that tournament.”
           Kenny blushed and looked away. There was something melancholy in his eyes for a moment, and I wondered if he was thinking about Kota. “It was the second-best moment of my life.”
           I felt my brows lift. “Really? And what’s the best?”
           His smile turned shy. He looked away for a brief moment and ran his hand through his hair, separating the curls. “Meeting you.”
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ladieslovingladiesandfics · 7 years ago
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Turning The Tables
@lunalove25 asks:  *RETURNS TO KICK DOWN DOOR AGAIN* LISTEN,,, IF ANYONE DESERVE SOME LOVE IT'S KLAVIER AND SINCE CAPCOM WON'T GIVE IT TO HIM IT'S UP TO US, GIVE HIM READER AS A BOYFRIEND WHO WORKS AT THE PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE BRINGING THEM EVIDENCE FOR TRIALS AND KLAV IS LIKE *HIGHKEY* FLIRTING WITH HIM BUT READER IS OBLIVIOUS UNTIL EMA'S LIKE "HEY, HEY YOU, CAN YOU LIKE DATE KLAVIER *PLEASE* HE WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT YOU IT'S SO ANNOYING"
I’m doing this because I love you so much and I love Klav and I will die for him, again I have zero experience in mlm things so I hope you like it!
Warning: Gay idiots, what is flirting, this sucks I’m so sorry
Danke - Thank You
Herr- Mister
Du hast wunderschöne Augen - You have beautiful eyes
Ja - Yes
Fräulein - Miss
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Maybe…maybe working here wasn’t the best idea you ever had. Well, you had a hot boss for sure, but he keeps flirting with you. Not that you mind of course but still, you are a professional investigator after all, you had priorities.
Klavier Fucking Gavin, apparently did not think the same. Sure he was serious about his cases and all but…still…there was work to do!
“Good morning Mister Gavin,” why else you keep addressing him by his surname rather than his first name? You stride into the office, a steaming mug of your favorite hot drink, and a file to place on his desk “I got you the evidence you needed.”
“Danke, Herr Y/N,” as he grabs the file, his hand brushes over yours and he chuckles, “You have such smooth hands, Y/N.”
You blink, “Thanks?” how the hell were you supposed to respond to that? From the corner of your eye, you could see Ema Skye walking into the room, but then she blanches and immediately backs out just as quickly as she came. What’s wrong with her?
“Oh, Herr Y/N,”
You turn your face to look back over at your boss, who just sits there, head resting in both of his palms adorably, eyes sparkling. “Du hast wunderschöne Augen.” He says with a wink of his blue eye.
“Uh,” what the fuck did he say? “I don’t speak German, Mister Gavin, I don’t…understand what you said.”
He only laughs, “You have very pretty eyes, Y/N. I suppose your father is a thief yes? He must have gotten the stars out of the sky for you and put them in your eyes.”
From the other room, you can hear Ema letting out the loudest groan she had ever let out; following by the sound of something banging against the wall.
You blink, “I’m going to go check on Ema,” you say with a light blush upon your cheeks. You quickly dash out, to see the young woman grumbling as she finally stops hitting her head on the wall, starting to eat her favorite snacks. “Are you alright, Ema?” you asks, coming closer to her.
“Can’t you two just fuck already?” she blurts out with an exasperated sigh. “I mean, can’t you tell he’s flirting with you?! Just date him! Let him know you’re interested! He’s driving me insane with how much he talks about you!”
You furrow your brows, and glance down at your watch, face even redder than before. “Give me until lunch time, and I will set everything straight…uh….not straight then.”
You leave the agency, with a highly confused Ema watching your back disappear out the door and into the cold autumn day.
~
By the time lunch happens, Ema and Klavier were talking about the next case when you enter, cellphone in your hands. “Mister Gavin?” you ask for him, and he immediately turns to you.
“Y/N, what is it?” he asks, having his full attention on you, something that Ema rolls her eyes at.
“I made a reservation at a nice little Italian place, would you care to um…” you flush, heart beating a mile a minute. “Care to…go on a date with me?”
The woman drops her pen in shock, hand shooting up to her mouth as Klavier stares, stunned, mouth agape. There was a moment of silence, before your boss stands up, leaning over and kisses your cheek, softly, and it disappears just as quickly as it came; you gawp, flushing brighter than Apollo’s own suit. “Ja, I would love that.”
“Finally!” Ema screams, throwing her hands up in the air. “Just go and have a nice time and you two better come back in time for the trial, I will be keeping my eye on you two.”
“Oh you do not want to see what I am about to do to Y/N, Fräulein dete-“
“Just get the fuck out of here and be on time for the damn trial you glimmerous fop.”
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jolienjoyswriting · 5 years ago
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Rockman - Exciting Times in L.A, Ch. I
Chapter 1 of "Exciting Times in L.A," a Mega Man fan fiction story.
So.  This is the first chapter of what was supposed to be my contribution to Roll Day, 2019.  As you might have guessed… I didn't get it done, in time.  But, hey!  At least I actually finished this story unlike "Roll's Blues," ha hah…
A-anyway, enjoy the cute story I cooked up!  … hope you're into actiony things with a pinch of schmaltz~
Word count: 4,414 – Character count: 24,816 Originally written: June 6th, 2019
A pleasant day in L.A. turns into a tense situation as Dr. Wily appears in the skies above!
Thomas Light, Rock/Megaman, Roll, Rush, Bass, Treble, Mega Man/Rockman, and related characters and properties created by and © Capcom Co, Ltd.
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    In the year 20XX – sometime in Spring, actually – the famous researcher of robotics, Dr. Thomas Light, had been invited to attend a technology summit in Los Angeles, California.  It seemed that he was to be one of their special guest speakers!  After looking at the planned schedule for the summit, he also noticed that he had quite a bit of free time to spend… and, what better way to spend that time than by catching up with family?
    “Rock, Roll!  Are you ready to see the sights of the city?”     “Yes, Doctor!”
    A robotic boy with fluffy, brown hair was the first to walk into the hallway from Dr. Light’s luxury suite.  Dressing for a nice day of casual fun, Rock had put on of a light, zip-up jacket with a white hood, a blue body, and white sides which ran along the undersides of the short sleeves.  He also wore dark-beige cargo shorts and a what one might call “sneaker-boots” – a pair of sleek-looking shoes that almost looked like boots, but were designed like high-top sneakers with white soles and a white “tongue.”  They also had red “energy ports” at the ankles, though those looked more like decals than anything functional.
    “I like that outfit,” the doctor commented as he adjusted his own shirt.  “It makes you look mature, but you still remind me of the little boy I created so many years ago…”     Rock lightly blushed, rubbing his cheek and giving a smile.  “Thanks.”     “Say, where’s your sister unit, Rock?”     “Oh!  She was in the bathroom, last time I checked.”     “Is she still getting ready…?”  Dr. Light sighed with a smile.  “That girl…”     “Do you want me to check on her?”     He gave a nod.  “Please, do.  We have a schedule to keep, after all!”     Rock nodded as well, then he headed back into the hotel room.
    “Roll?” he called after knocking on the bathroom door.  “Are you ready, yet?”     “Almost!” a cheerful voice called back.     “Well, please hurry!  Doctor Light wants to go… like, right now.”     “In a minute!”     “You’ve got fifty-seven seconds left, Roll!” the boy teased with a grin.     “D-don’t rush me…!”     “Fifty-threeeee…” he told her in a sing-song voice.     “Rock!”     “Forty-nine, forty-eight, forty-seven…”     “Alright, already!  I’m coming out!”     “I knew that’d get her,” he told himself as he stepped away from the door.
    A moment later, the boy blinked and stared. Roll had exited the bathroom, just as promised… but, she was wearing an outfit he’d never seen, before.     “Well?” the girl asked with a somewhat shy smile.  “What do you think?”     He wasn’t sure what to say… so, he just spent a minute looking her over.
    The girl stood with her hands behind her back, slowly squirming from-side-to-side.  As always, her long hair was tied into a high ponytail with a cute, green ribbon tied into a bow, two long bunches hanging down from her forehead-length bangs, dropping over her ears and coming down to her neckline… but, her body was covered by a something that looked like two dresses, of vastly-differing fabrics, layered on top of each other.     The first dress was a simple, short-sleeved, hooded, frilly sort of “slip” which was white and stopped just above the knees.  The second short-sleeved “dress,” though, sat just off her shoulders and looked about level with her knees.  It, too, was short-sleeved, but it was made of some sort of semi-transparent, orange material which was split down the middle.  The top half looked like it could be buttoned closed… but, he didn’t see any fastens, so he figured it was stitched together.  Either way, the fabric also seemed very sensitive to motion, as every time Roll moved, it would silently flutter before settling.     She was also wearing a pair of black leggings and some baggy knee-socks that were bunched up around her ankles which were white in color and had aqua-colored stripes around their elastic-bound tops.  Lastly, he noticed the pair of orange sneakers she wore.  They had sky-blue tongues, pale-blue soles, and… seemingly had his attention for a bit longer than the dress.
    “Roll…”     The girl twitched.  He’d looked back up with a smile.     “Those shoes look so cool!” he exclaimed.  “You’ll have to let me try ‘em on, later!”     “Rock!” the girl called with a huff.  “I asked you what you thought of my outfit!”     “Your outfit…?”  Rock gave another blink… then, his eyes opened.  “Oh!”     He offered another smile.  Then, he told her…     “You look like you’re ready for a fun day out – especially with those comfy sneakers!”     Roll blinked… then, she puffed her cheeks and grew angry, stomping her foot.  A second later, she tramped out of the room without so much as another word, leaving her counterpart baffled…  He followed her at a distance, then the three Lights headed downstairs.
    Shortly after leaving the hotel, the trio headed down to the curbside.  Dr. Light called for a cab, then took a moment to explain his schedule to the two robots.     “I have a full day of fun activities planned.  It should be quite an adventure!”     “Sounds good, Doctor!” Rock called.  “Right, Roll?”     “Hmph!”     Rock gave her another blink.  Roll had crossed her arms and looked away.  Clearly, she was she still upset from before… and, he still didn’t know why!     “First, we’ll–”     The doctor paused as a noise caught his attention.  Both Rock and Roll looked his way as he reached into the pocket of his dark-green shorts and withdrew a phone.     “Hello?” he called as he answered the ringing item.  “Yes?  Yes?  Wait– now?  But–  Oh, Mikhail had to reschedule, you say?”     Roll looked up, her face immediately changing from a pout to an expression of concern.     “Is Kalinka okay?” was the first thought she had.     “He’ll speak tomorrow?” the doctor continued, nodding at Roll.  “Well, I was hoping to–  What?  Oh, right.  Yes, yes, alright.  Thank you for letting me know.  Goodbye.”     With his conversation finished, he closed his phone.  As he turned back toward his robots, though… he looked a little glum.
    “What’s wrong, Doctor?” Rock asked his creator.     “Bad news, I’m afraid,” he told the two.  “Rather than speak, tomorrow… they want me to go on, today.  In one hour, in fact!  I can’t take you on a tour of the city like I’d planned…”     “That is too bad…” the boy said with a frown.  “I was looking forward to seeing all the cool sights and sounds!”     “Yes… I am quite sorry, my boy.  But, as the saying goes…”  Dr. Light smiled.  “‘Duty calls.’  Now, I have to head back in.  I can’t very well show up wearing a Hawaiian shirt and sandals, after all!”     Rock gave a laugh.  “I bet they’d love that!”     “A must admit,” the doctor mused with a grin. “it would be quite amusing to see their reaction…”     Rock laughed a little more and even Roll started to giggle.     “In any case…  Roll, would you help me get ready?”     “Yes, Doctor.”     With that, the trio headed back in.
    “I really was looking forward to spending a day with you two…” the doctor told Roll as he got dressed in the bathroom.  She was leaning against the wall next to the door, her hands behind her back and eyes fixed on Rock… who had found a place on the king-sized bed.  He was playing something on a handheld game system, from the look – and, sounds – of it.     “Me, too…” she replied in a quiet voice, her eyes roaming up to the ceiling.     There was a long period of silence before Dr. Light spoke back up.     “It seems like a shame to just… waste a perfectly good day, like this.”     “Hm…?”     The doorknob clicked, then the bathroom door opened.  Shortly after, the fully-equipped doctor of robotics walked out, wearing his usual outfit of a lab coat, dress shirt, tie, maroon jeans, and brown loafers.     “I was just thinking…” he told Roll as he adjusted his tie, “you two don’t need to be there… and, it would be a waste to be cooped up in this hotel room…”     Roll’s eyes started to light up.  It almost sounded like…     “Why don’t you two go out and explore the city, together?”     “You mean it, Doctor Light?!”
    The girl turned her attention to Rock.  He had spoken in an excited voice, leaped up, and was standing right in front of the doctor not long after he’d made the suggestion.     “Certainly!” the doctor said with a jolly laugh.  “You two may look like children… and, you sometimes act like it, too!  But, I feel like you two are mature enough to wander around the town… so long as you stay together.”     “Right!  I’ll keep Roll safe from strangers!” Rock bravely proclaimed.     “Actually, I think he wants me to keep you away from the shops.”
    The boy blinked.  “What’s that supposed to mean…?”     “Oh, nothing…” she smirked.  “Say, how’s your doll collection going?”     “H– hey!  They’re figurines!” he countered.  “And, if I can just get that last Street Fighter M.U.S.C.L.E. figurine, I’ll have ‘em all!”     “And, how much of your allowance are you going to spend to get it?”     “What’s it matter to you?!” he countered with a grumpy face.  “Besides, you’re the one who spends a ton of Zenny on useless stuff!”     Roll gasped, looking insulted.  “I do not!”     “Do, too!  You spend all your Zenny on clothes and books!”     “I like looking cool and pretty!” she rebutted.  “And, I like reading!”     “All you ever wear is that same red dress, though!” Rock countered, focusing on her apparel.     She blinked, then she scowled.  “Have you even seen what I’m wearing, today?!”     Rock huffed.  “You’re probably wearing it under that thing, right now!”     “‘Thing?!’”  The girl threw her hands down and stomped before shouting, “This is the latest fashion from– a-and, I am not!”     “You are, too!” he smartly retorted.     “I am not!”     “Are, too!     “Am, n–”     “Children, please!”     The two both blinked at each other before looked back up at their creator.  He was giving them a strong, disapproving look.  Clearly, he’d had enough of their arguing.
    “S-sorry, Doctor…” Rock said as he looked away, rubbing his arm.  Roll didn’t say anything, but she had her own guilty face as she put her hands behind her back and tapped the floor with one toe.     “And, here I was complimenting you, both, for being mature…” the doctor sighed.  He smiled, then, before telling them, “I’m, honestly, glad that you two quarrel, though.”     “Why, Doctor?” Rock asked.     “Because, you were made to in the image of two eight-year-old children and created as a pair; to be one another’s ‘sibling’ units,” he explained.  “Frankly, I would be worried if you two didn’t get into a disagreement, on occasion!”     “W-well…” Roll started to say.     “Besides…  It’s not like a silly fight over pocket money means you’ve stopped loving each other, right?”     “Of course not!” the boy said with a bright smile aimed at Roll.  “I’ll always love Roll!  She’s my sister!”     Roll blinked… then, she blushed and looked away.     “A-and… he’s my… ‘brother,’” she said in a low voice.  “I… love him, too.”     “Well, there you are!”     The non-identical twins both blinked, then they smiled and laughed as the doctor pulled them into a hug.  Roboticist or not… he really did make a good father figure.
    “I’ll be off, now.  I’m a little behind schedule, as it is…”
    A short trip down to the ground floor later, the trio were standing at the street.  Dr. Light had hailed a taxi and was climbing in as he waved goodbye to the two robots.     “Take care of each other, in my absence!” he called as he sat down and buckled into the backseat.  “Try not to fight with each other too much!”     “We won’t fight!” Roll assured him.  “Not unless Rock blows his allowance on little dolls, again, I mean.”     “Hey!”     The girl gave a sly grin as her counterpart shot her a dirty look.     “They’re collectible figurines!” he explained.  “I just explained that!”     “Dolls…  Figurines…”  She shrugged and winked.  “Same difference!”     “Children…”     The two looked at the doctor as he shook his head and chuckled.  He really couldn’t stay mad at them for even a minute…
    “Have fun.  Be good.  Stay out of trouble.” ��   “Yes, Doctor!” they both told him.     “If something comes up, don’t hesitate to contact me!” he told them as the taxi cab started pulling away.  “I’ll see you in a few hoouuurs…!”     “‘byyyyye…!” they called, both of them waving.  Before long, the car was out of sight and the two were left on their own.
    “Okay, Roll!”     The girl looked over at her brown-haired counterpart, blinking her green eyes.     “What should we do, first?” he asked with a smile.     “Well… what do you want to do?” was the only thing she could think to say.     “I dunno…  What do you want to do?”     “I… don’t know.  Uh…”  She paused before asking, again, “What do you want to do?”     He smirked before teasingly saying, “I asked you, first!”     “You sure did!” she giggled as he started laughing.  Once the two calmed down, she hummed before saying, “Is there… someplace, in particular, that you wanna see?”     He thought about it for a moment… then, he admitted, “I… really can’t think of anywhere I want to visit.  I really don’t know much about California, or even L.A!”     Roll gave it some thought, herself, before she suggested… “Wanna just wander?”     “Sure!”     That settled, the two headed off in a random direction from the hotel.  They had absolutely no plan, no guidance, and only one directive: find something interesting and fun!
    At one point, they found a man on a street corner who spoke about “the end,” a lot… but, after about five minutes of listening, they realized that he was just going on about “the end of high prices” and was advertising a car lot which was down the block.  Since neither of them could afford a car and had a special license to do so only in Colorado, they moved on.     A little later, they found something odd: an apartment complex that was on fire!  Of course, Rock quick-changed into his armor and ran in to see what he could do, leaving Roll to worry.  Roll made a note to tell Dr. Light to watch the news, later, as he was interviewed by the local news.  Once all that was settled, the hero dusted himself off and changed back into his civilian outfit, giving her a nod and a smile as they continued on their way.
    “I know the firemen had it under control…” Rock told Roll as they walked side-by-side, “but, I had to see if I could make a difference!”     “I’m sure they appreciated the extra help!” she said as she licked her thumb.     “I just feel bad that it cut into our time in L.A, so much…  It’s already noon!”     He smiled as she rubbed what he assumed was a dirty spot on his cheek.     “But, even though we’re not doing anything… I’m still having fun just being with you!”     Roll blushed a little before letting her hand drop down.  When it found his, she took hold and smiled only to look away when he returned the favor.     “Me, too…” was her shy response.  After a moment, she brushed some hair away from her face, looked back, and asked…  “Do you… wanna see if there’s a movie theater, somewhere?”     “Oh, yeah!  There’s that movie you wanted to watch, right?” Rock asked.  “Say, I wonder if there’s a mall, nearby?  They might have a movie theater!  Then, we could go to the food court and get something to munch on.  I kind’a want some nachos…”     She nodded.  “O-okay, sure!”  Then, after asking for directions… the two took a long walk, heading to a distant mall.
    The day remained cool and peaceful as the robot children walked hand-in-hand, together.  Rock had started swinging his arm as they moved along, but Roll didn’t mind.  She was too busy enjoying just being with him and holding hands.  She knew he was probably doing it just to be a good ‘brother…’ but, she didn’t care.  To her, being able to hold his hand for so long was almost as good as seeing him smile right at her… which was something he’d been doing, a lot, since they’d started their walk!  She really was having a great day.
    I wonder…     After a mile or so, Roll got curious.  When they came to a crosswalk, she let go of his hand – which got his attention.  When she took Rock’s hand in hers, again… she tried slipping her fingers between his.     “Roll?”     The girl blinked and flushed, drawing her hands over her lap and looking away.     “Are you having fun?” she heard him ask.     “Wh-what?” she nervously twittered.     When she looked his way… he was giving a warm, friendly smile.     “I said, ‘are you having fun?’” he repeated in the same cheery tone as before.     “O-of course!” was her over-excited response.  “I-I mean… if you are…?”     “Okay!”  He beamed before explaining, “I thought you might be getting bored.  We’ve been walking for a while… and, you stopped talking a few blocks back!”     “Oh!  N-no!  I’m just…”     She contently sighed, shimmying in-place and giving him a sweet look.     “I’m just enjoying your company…”     He blinked at the odd tone she’d used, but…     “I’m enjoying your company, too!”     Roll blushed a little more and had to hide her face with both hands…     “Er, Roll…?”     She giggled and shook her head.  “Y… yes?”     “We can cross, now!”
    Roll blinked a couple of times… then, she blushed for an entirely different reason.  Rock was walking away and, from the sound of it, it seemed like he absolutely… positively… had not noticed her reactions to his kind words.     Of course, he didn’t… she grumpily told herself as she caught up and followed close behind.  Rock probably doesn’t even know I like him like that.  How can someone be so mature… but, be so clueless, at the same time?!     It was a mystery that would have to wait for another day, for as the two crossed together…     “Hey, what’s that?”     Something in the sky caught Rock’s attention… and, he got Roll’s.  The two looked up only for Roll to gasp and cover her mouth.     “I-is that…?!”     “Doctor Wily’s UFO!” her counterpart confirmed.  “And, look!”     Trailing behind the blue-and-gold saucer was another shape… one whose purple and gold hues shined in the noonday light.     “It’s Bass and Treble!” she realized.  Almost immediately after, though…  “H… hey?  Are they… getting closer?”     “Light ‘bots…!” a distant voice cried.  They’d been spotted!  Bass was coming down!
    Roll couldn’t believe what was happening…  Just moments before, she’d been on Cloud Nine, spending time with her favorite person!  She had him all to herself, too!  But, now… her most-favorite person’s time was about to be wasted by her least-favorite person!  So much for their peaceful day out…
    “Run away, Roll!” Rock shouted as he shoved the blond-haired girl toward a nearby building.  “I think he means business!”     “No!” she cried as she stood with her back to the brick wall behind her.     She watched as Bass landed on the pavement with a soft clatter, the mechanisms in his boots dampening the impact of his great leap from the skies above.  He looked angry…     “So, it is you two!” he shouted as his wolf-like canine companion unit, Treble, landed beside him and transformed out of jet mode.  “Thought you could hide from us by wearing those dorky clothes, huh?!  Not today!  Not ever!”     Rock instinctively threw his arms out, putting himself between Bass and Roll.     “What do you want, Bass?!” was his response.  “Why can’t you just leave me alone?!”     “I’m not here for you, nerd!  Outta the way!”     Roll gasped as the brown-haired robot was thrown to one side with a yelp by the slightly-taller figure.  For a moment, she felt a little afraid.  But, then…     “You… jerk…!”     She felt a sudden surge of anger fill her.
    “You just can’t leave poor Rock alone for one day, can you?!” she shouted as she stomped up to Bass, causing him to stop in his tracks.  “Rock and I were having a great day, together!  Then, you and your big, bad wolf decided to come down here and ruin it!  You bullies!  Don’t you have anything better to do than pick on Rock?!”     Bass narrowed his eyes as Roll glared into them.  He clearly wasn’t impressed.     “Roll, no!  Get away from him!”     “Shut up,” Bass spat as Treble got between Rock and Roll.  “This is private business.
    “Like I said,” he continued, his attention turning back to Roll, “I didn’t come here for him.  I came here for you.”     “I’m not interested in anything you have to say you… fin-headed jerk!”     His eyes narrowed a little more.  He reached up, running a hand along one fin before saying, “Don’t dis the helmet, blondie.”     “I’ll ‘dis’ whatever I want!” the girl shouted.  “Now, leave us alone!”     “That ain’t happenin’,” he was quick to tell her.     “What do you even want?!” Roll shrieked with frustration.  “Just go away!”     “Well, I was gonna say… ‘thanks.’”     “Y– what.”     Rock had gotten to his feet and was already in his armor, ready to fight his way through Treble to save Roll from the wolf’s master.  However… both he and the tongue-tied Roll were flummoxed by hearing that.
    “Thank us?” Rock scoffed as he started charging energy.  “For what?”     “Not you, little-boy-blue.”  Bass sighed, then he relaxed as he said, “Her.”     The blond robot gave a suspicious glare.  “What… what are you–”     “Remember that time I beat your bro so bad, he couldn’t move for a week?”     Her glare intensified… but, she smirked.     “If I remember right…” she started with a sassy tone, “it was him that beat you up and put you out-of-commission for a week!”     “Don’t get smart with me,” he snorted.     “And, don’t play dumb, with me!” was her reply.     “Listen, you little brat!” the robot in black shouted, causing the girl to wince.  “I came down here to thank you… for keeping an eye on my pooch while I was laid up!”     “You…  W-wait.  That�� oh!”     Suddenly, Roll stood up straight and wore an expression of surprise.     “That week you fought…  You were both… oh, oh!  Oh, right!  I… I forgot that…”     She blinked, then.  Treble had come over and was nuzzling her hand – something that made Rock go wide-eyed… especially when he watched her pet the canine.
    “Yeeaaah, I never got a chance to thank you.  I got mad at Treble after that fight and… he ran straight to you, for some dumb reason.  Guess he likes you…” Bass begrudgingly told her.     “I… y-you’re welcome?” she told him as she knelt down and kept petting the appreciative wolf-dog.  She really didn’t know what to say.     “Now, I was gonna thank you…”  The other robot sneered as he nastily said, “But, if you’re gonna be a bitch about it, then you can forget I even thought about it!”     And, it was at that moment that Bass learned… Roll did not like hearing swear words.
    “You potty-mouth!” she scolded after slapping him.  “How dare you use that kind of language in front of a girl!”     When Treble growled at her, she jerked around, putting her hands on her hips and glaring.     “Don’t you start!” she snapped.     Rock could hardly believe it when Treble actually whimpered, laid down, and put his paws over his muzzle.  He’d never seen that dog look so timid, before!  Then again, Roll did have a way with naughty animals… and, misbehaving “brothers,” he thought with a bashful grin.
    “Now…” she said in a calmer, still-angered tone as she turned back to Bass.  “I–”     But, before she could get another word out…     “Roll!!”     “Bitch.”     Bass had sucker-punched her right in the stomach, dropping the girl to her knees.
    “That’s it!!” Rock roared as he took aim at Bass.  “Get away from her!!”     “Puh-lease…” the combat robot said before spitting on the sidewalk.     His wolf was already standing between him and Rock, loudly growling.     “I don’t have time to play with you, today, blue bomber.  I just came down to thank Roll.  But, apparently…!”     The girl winced and cried out as he yanked her up by the ponytail.     “She doesn’t care if I appreciate what she did!  She’d rather just be a stupid–”     “I’m sorry!!” Roll blurted out with a shrill cry.     “You’ll be sorrier the next time I see you!”     She gave another yelp as she was thrown over Treble and right into Rock, knocking him over.  When the two looked up, they saw that the wolf-dog had transformed back into Jet Mode and that Bass was already on top of him.
    “Wily’s probably half-way to the convention center, by now…  He’ll get steamed if I don’t catch up – not that I care.”  He snorted, again.  “See you there, Light nerds!”     With that, he flew into the sky before rocketing off in the direction Wily’s UFO had gone, leaving Rock and a teary-eyed Roll laying on the concrete.
    “He’s… such a jerk…” Roll whimpered.     “Yeah, he is…”  Rock blinked… then, he jolted.  “Oh, gosh!  Roll!  Are you okay?!”     “My tummy hurts…”  She paused… then, she gave a hollow chuckle.  “I goofed.”     “We’ll get him back!  I’ll call Rush and–”     “N-no, I mean…”     He gave another blink as Roll stood up.  When she helped him to his feet, he noticed… even though she had a couple of tears running down her cheeks, she was kind of… smiling…?     “I… shouldn’t have snapped at him…” she sighed before rubbing her face.     “He’s just a huge jerk,” Rock said as he slowly vented his charged solar energy.  “I–”     “No.  For once… he was totally right, Rock.”     “He… he was?”     “Don’t think he should’ve called me the B-word or hit me, but…”     The robot in the blue armor growled… but, when Roll patted his shoulder, he calmed.     “I’m a little surprised, though…”  She shakily giggled before saying, “I didn’t think he even knew what the words ‘thank you’ meant!”     “He’s… just full of surprises, I guess?” Rock said with an uncertain grin.     The two fell silent for a second… then, Roll leaned in and hugged her twin.     “Sorry for making him mad…”     “Roll…”     They had a sweet, reflective moment.  Then, Roll leaned back with a frown…
    “We should call the Doctor.”
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Genre: Action, Survival Horror Developer: Capcom Publisher: Capcom ESRB Rating: Mature Release Date: November 9, 2004
Hints
Strongest Gun!
After unlocking the handcannon, buy it from the merchant (it will cost 0 pesetas). Save up your cash to upgrade it. When you can get the exclusive upgrade the handcannon gets 99. 9 firepower and unlimited ammo!
1 Shot 1 Kill
As you get farther in the game zombies will get harder to kill. To save ammo, if there are only 1 or 2 zombies, just use your pistol and shoot them in the head they will be dazed or dead if there dazed run to them and kick them then if there still alive hack them with your knife.
Invincible Merchant
This is a glitch I discovered in the game. This glitch makes the merchant invincible for a time. To do this, equip the Mine Thrower, and, at point blank range, aim and fire it at his face. The mine should explode instantly. You will be thrown back, but he will still be there. Once this happens take out any weapon, and shoot/throw it at him, he won’t go down. I just have 2 warnings about this glitch. First of all, you will not be able to talk to him in this state. Secondly he will only be in this state until you go to a door that takes you to another section (a door that has a mini cut scene when it opens), and if you go back and shoot him, he will die, and you won’t see him again. I also recommend that you have infinate health using Gameshark or Action Replay, this makes it so you don’t have to worry about killing yourself when you use the Mine Thrower.
Easy Boss Kills
After you beat the game for the first time, each time you approach a boss in the game, you’ll for some reason always have enough money to purchase a rocket launcher. Unless your saving for the infinate launcher, it would be best to buy the normal Launcher for the bosses.
Ambush Congregation In The Castle For $$
In the castle area, right after engaging the Bugs in the sewers, you will see a large group of Ganados Zealots in mid prayer. If you spook them they will run away, and you miss out on ALOT of money. Right before the sewer they give you a flash grenade. SAVE IT. When preparing the ambush on the congregation, go north then swing across the chandelier. When on the other side look down, and try to hit them all with a flash grenade to stun. Immediately jump down and run north to their exit point so you lock them in. If you have an incendiary or frag grenade you could use it here, other wise line them up for some shotgun carnage. They will each drop a spinel and their leader drops an Illuminados pendant, worth around 32000 altogether.
Chicago Typewriter
To get a machine gun called the Chicago Typewriter, succesfully get all 5 plagas samples in Assignment Ada.
Infinite Launcher
To get a Rocket Launcher with endless ammo, the Infinite Launcher, complete story mode once. It will be on sale for 1,000,000 pesetas.
Burn Them
If any zombie has a torch in their hand shoot their hand or arm and they will burn themselves.
Never Lose All Bullets
All of you ppl use those headshots to take care. Not me. Go shoot a zombies knee. He’ll get stunned. Then go right to his face and press A. Leon will kick and the zombie and the zombie is dead. This saves a bunch of ammo, which is what you’ll care about as the game goes on.
Max Out Your Health
About halfway through chapter 2-1, you can max out your health. When you get to El Gigante(the giant, ogre guy), you can find a yellow herb in the area. Look for a green herb in the houses if you don’t have one. Mix the herbs together and use them. Let El Gigante kill you. You should be able to find the yellow herb again and your health will keep its extension. You can do this until your health maxes out. This is the only place it works, so do it there.
Lethal Weapon
At times you can open a door to get the attention of an enemy. Then step back till they are at the door trying to get through. When and if this happens double tap the A button to kick the door open. If you did it correctly it will knock the enemy down, then you press the A button when it shows to suplex them and somestimes it kills them.
Yellow Herbs?
That’s right, combine these with a green herb andnot only do you get your health back but yourmaximum health will upgrade, just like an RPG.
Kill The 2nd Head Easier
Save your flash bang grenades because if you blow their head off and the zombie grows another one throw the flash bang and its head explodes this can save a lot of ammo.
Another Way To Kill Krauser
If you encounter krauser with Leon the best way to kill him and save ammo is by pulling out your knife and simultaneously slash him. Be sure to have a green herb or a first aid spray because chances are he will fight back.
Get Eaten By The Alligator
Go to the pier near the lake and shoot up in the air with a pistol at least 7 times and the alligator should come up out of the lake and eat you right off the pier. Make sure your at the end of the pier.
Get Pimp Suit
Beat the game on Professional. This will also give you Ashley’s armor suit. She cant die!
A Really Good Gun
When you are searching for the little blue stones everywhere when you find 10 you can get a gun for free. For an even better gun shoot all of the little blue stones (15 stones) you will get an even better gun.
One Hit Kill El Gigante
Other people are gonna tell you to use a shotgun or butterfly gun on el gigane, but really the easiest way to beat him is using a rocket launcher. It kills him in one shot, so don’t mind spending 30,000 to get the gun, cause after you beat him your getting 15,000 back anyway. If you don’t have the launcher though, a few grenades don’t hurt.
Beating Krauser
Right before you fight him you’ll come across a camp and you go underground and meet up with the merchant. By then you should be able to fully upgrade the Broken Butterfly. Do it because when fully upgraded it kills any boss in four to five shots. I killed Krauser in five shots without aiming at his head, even at his knees it counts. One shot to his knees and one to his chest 2x, then one final blow to his knees. Enjoy sending this bad boy commando back to training.
Sell Dat Gun For A Little More
When you want to sell one of your guns for another gun but you wont have enough, just reload the gun and it will be worth more.
Catching Ashley
In some levels you have to walk around with ashley behind you, and she cant do everything you can do by herself. Like when you jump down from a spot you will see “Catch” at the bottom of the screen. Push The “A” button and she will jump down and you will catch her. And There are some spots where you can make her hide in places. Do This With the “X” button.
Easy Money
Once your in the caslte always check behindpictures of Saddler, you will find 5,000 goldeverytime.
Ashley’s White Underwear!
When you enter the castle stage, go to places where you go down and catch Ashley from the top. Except don’t catch her, instead you pull out your rifle (if you have one)and zoom in for look on a white underwear! To get a better look buy the better scope from the merchant.
Chainsaw House
When you first enter Pueblo, there is a house on the top right (if you look on your map, the one near the center spot) This place contains ammunition and the shotgun and a grenade. If you want the shotgun, do not go in there until you’ve cleared out the villagers, because a chainsaw villager will come! simply waste all the villagers till they leave, then enter the house, the shotgun will be right there, clear out the houses without having fear of being attacked for the chainsaw bagman can kill you in one slice of his chainsaw, and since your in a small building, this is very likely.
Dog Rescuer
In the beginning of the game after you pass the big house and small hut, you will encounter a dog trapped in a bear trap. If you save him, he will then help you defeat the first “El Gigante” later in the game.If you don’y save him, you will have to kill the “El Gigante” without his help.
Assignment Ada
To get a game where you play Ada, complete story mode once. Assignment Ada will be found at the main menu.
The Mercenaries
To get the mini-game, The Mercenaries, complete story mode once. The Mercenaries can be found at the main menu.
Matilda
To get the rapid-fire handgun, Matilda, complete story mode once. You will get a message saying that you can now buy Matilda.
Hand Cannon
To get a powerful gun called the Handcannon, get a 5 star ranking on each level, with each character in The Mercenaries.
Shotgun At The Start Of The Game
At the very first of the game, at the very first town, after you kill all of the civilians, search all the buildings, in one of the buildings upstairs is a shotgun hanging on the wall. There should be some ammo for it on the table too.
Chainsaw Lady
After you defeat the zombie people from coming in the house where Luis helps you, you could go two ways. If you take the way near the sales man then you will have to fight a chainsaw lady. You should start off by making Ashely hide and kill all the zombie people in the area. You will see a pit but leave Ashely hiding in the trash can thing, dont bring her with you. You need a rocket launcher for this. Once you jump into the pit the chainsaw lady will come with those zombie people. All you have to do is aim your rocket launcher at her and fire. You will be hurt alot so be sure to have a first aid spray or some herbs cause the villagers will jump into the pit after you kill the chainsaw lady.
Kick That Door Open!
When opening a door, double-tap the A buttoninstead of pressing it once. If you’re not at acontinue point, you will kick it open instead ofjust pushing it!!
Saving Bullets
There are lots of boxes and barrels that you canblast open with your gun, they will contain allsorts of items, however, you also wanna keep yourbullets. Instead of shooting the boxes, hold downL and press A, you’ll swipe at the boxes with yourknife. This trick can be used to break windows,display cases, locks and bear traps. Also if youknock a villager down, try knifing them whilethey’re on the ground as one bullet does keep themdown for a little while.
Sell It For More!
You will obtain some items that aren’t worth muchinitially as a trade, however, if you add certainjewels to them, they will be worth way more. Theeasiest example is the beer stein. As is it’s notworth much, but it has room for 3 jewels to beadded. Adding the jewels will up its value!
Death Of A Salesmen
If you’re feeling kinda bored . or hostile andyou feel like screwing yourself over for the restof the game, simply find the merchant and shoothim in the head. Now he’s gone on you’re on your own.
Animal Cruelty
Running low on health without an herb in sight?Simply find yourself a crow, a fish, a dog, achicken or a cow. Shoot them till theymoves-no-more and voila, you have a health item!
Man’s Best Friend
Early on in the game you’ll come across a wolfcaught in a bear trap. You can choose to help thisanimal or leave it by pressing A. If you help thedog, you will be rewarded later when he helps youdefeat a boss!
The Punisher
In the village and the cemetery you will noticeblue necklaces haging in trees and other areas.Shoot these jewels with your gun. Destroying 10 ofthem will unlock a weapon from the stranger in thewoods, a 9mm pistol called The Punisher.
Cheats
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