#cant spell subtext without s e x

[strawberrymogurt]

I'm gonna admit that I may have shed a tear at this...

Words from “Snow and Dirty Rain” by Richard Siken

[lunellumcas]

I’m sorry, did that say “dicks” next to a picture of a 🐓

[amysticmistake]

MC is going to go get her hair done

*she goes to walk in but sees two familiar faces*

MC: oh my god is that zen and jumin

MC: thEY'RE GETTING THEIR HAIR DONE TOGETHER?

Jumin: You know, I'm glad we made up.

Zen: Me too, you're not that bad trust fu-

MC: *runs in while taking pictures on her phone* ME THREE I AM ALSO GLAD

Zen: *falls out of seat* NO MC DONT SHOW ANYONE NBONONONONONONONONO

MC: I'M ALREADY SENDING THEM TO SEVEN

Zen: NOOO OO O O O O. O OO. O O O STOP

Jumin: You're ashamed to be seen with me, zen?

Zen: No it's - it's not that just you know you got that... gay rumor thing and I just don't want the ladies to be put off

Jumin: *stands up and puts his arm around zen* MC take a picture quick

Zen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MC: oh my god best day ever

[awkward-finger-guns]

cant spell subtext without s-e-x

[angelovercoat-blog]

OH... I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T PICK THIS UP SOONER... the lady in the morgue said to donna something along the lines of “we need to get you a halo or something!” 

anyways donnajody is paralleling deancas confirmed

[catbxy]

You cant spell subtext without s-e-x.

*heat of the moment plays*

rise and shine sammy