#cant even wear the proper attire on said hike

[ohhfarts]

Dawn and Dusk are relatively stable-ish, it's Brother Day who always gets into trouble. They're basically the same guy at different ages, but Brother Day = Brother Midlife Crisis. Needs to hike the Appalacian Trail like Right Now. Gets a young trophy wife. Has an affair with hot coworker at the same time. Channels his insecurities and unfulfillment into mass murder and genocide. Gets dumped by hot coworker.