#cant decide if i want valkyrie and captain marvel to get together or captain marvel to be married to maria

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well? honestly if the girl shooting arrows with clint in the endgame trailer is actually kate bishop i am not gonna get my hopes up that mcu will do katie kate the justice she deserves, as they dont do clint justice but you know i hope she will at the very least call clint a bitch and steal his dog like at the very fucking least.

its what she deserves.

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thoughts on endgame

Endgame spoilers under the cut. Dont read if you dont want to be spoiled.

im kinda disappointed with endgame. They did mad disrespect to Thor/Steve and Bruce. Thor was a fucking joke. I can understand that he has PTSD and depression, and got fat and became a drunk. Like, ok, hes not dealing with the aftermass of Thanos because he blames himself. I honestly wasn’t bothered either by the Fortnight scene though I doubt it would still be popular in 5 years. Him being fat and a drunk lost its humor pretty quickly. I liked his braided beard though. The biggest disrespect was that he abandoned his people after his great development in Raganok. He just hands leadership over to Valk, and decides to go on space adventures. Like what?? Bye good character development.  They did Thor so dirty.

The Hulk/Banner thing is such a cop out and really shitty of Banner. Hulk was a different person, it wasnt just Banner that lost control and talked small words. He deleted Hulk. And the whole story of how they were going to work together and each “have a hand on the steering wheel” is completely wasted. Idk, I just really didnt like Professor Hulk.

Steve was fine for most of the movie until the end when he travels back in time to be with Peggy. Now I dont understand how time travel works so maybe he replaced someone that Peggy loved or maybe he was always the unnamed husband. But I think it was a really bad move. Steve knows that Hydra is in Shield, he knows that Bucky is being tortured, he knows of all the bad things happening and hes just meant to play husband because it will be fixed in the future. Idk,doesnt seem like the Steve I know.

I really wished they didnt go with the time travelling option here. Time travel is always a mess because it never makes any sense and this is no exception. Are they able to change the past? I thought they couldn’t, but they changed it so that Loki was able to escape with the tesseract which changes things dramatically and we dont know if Steve was able to change the past when  he married Peggy. Like, is Peggy children just deleted or were they actually Steve’s children as well. Time travel is just not explained that well.

Captain Marvel was a waste. The only thing she does is rescue Tony and Nebula and destroy a few ships. Other than that she could be replaced with a sexy lamp. A serious waste of a character.

Loved valkyrie in this. Loved the little bit Loki. Loved Korg. The end battle scene was soooo fucking good. That scene with Steve alone against the whole army and then everyone just portals in *hearteyes*. Tony dying wasnt as upsetting as I thought it would be. He died after saving the universe, with all his friends and his wife there with him. Knowing that his daughter was safe. Honestly, Tony was one of the few characters they did well. And I think he had a satisfying end.

I was expected it to be Clint that would jump off, but I was fine with it being Nat too. I actually liked her death. She had a satisfying end I think as well. Just wish she got a Funeral.

I cant really think of much else. The plot was ok, a bit flimsy but strong enough I wouldn’t nitpick it if the time traveling had solid rules and made sense.

Characters were hit or miss

Humour was funny though a bit over the top sometimes but I cant really think of a Scene that stands out as comedy gold. There was just a few moments in the movie that were funny.

When Captain starting wielding the hammer, my cinema went wild. Pretty cool moment. And I loved the tony/peter reunion.

they managed to get Cap to say “heil Hydra,” great moment.

overall, an entertaining movie that I had high hopes for and was kinda let down. Wish they had gone another direction in some aspect and this movie is not a “masterpiece” but was solid enough that I dont hate it. It’s not the Last Jedi and I dont hate it but it’s not a Thor: Ragnarok. an ok movie to end the series. 

6/10