#cant blame odie for working for the collector tbh

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

HELL YEAH IM FINALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MAMADALIA IVE BEEN ROTATING THIS IN MY HEAD FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS

anyway you know what the funniest thing is about odalia being forced to live wtih king and the collector? the last time she and king saw each other she was in an epic divorce battle that ended with king’s sister getting kidnapped. king knows this. ODALIA knows this.

odalia spends every waking moment terrified out of her mind that king is going to tell the collector to turn her into a marketable plush. he doesn’t even have to tell the collector specifically to do that all king needs to say is “odalia tried to kill my friends” and the collector will be like “OMG THATS SO MEAN” and turn her into a squeaky toy anyway. king probably gets ALL the pizza bagels from odie bc she’s trying SO DAMN HARD to bribe him into not spilling.

obviously king isn’t going to tell the collector that because no one deserves to be turned into a puppet. he’s not the type to seek revenge. if anything, the reason odalia’s lasted this long is probably because king saw the collector befriend her and decide he didn’t need to see any more people turned into puppets and kept his mouth shut. his days of turning his mom into the owl beast to maul 5 year olds who were mean to him on the playground are over.

but odalia? odalia blight has never forgiven and forgotten a day in her life. odalia blight wakes up every morning and chooses violence. odalia blight does not understand people can be nice, actually. odalia blight spends every second playing 5D chess and expects everyone around her to also do that. every time king has a chance to get the collector to murder her but doesn’t, she spends the next week in a paranoid spiral wondering why. she thinks king is trying to lull her into a sense of security, and THEN he’ll have the collector turn her into a chew toy as the ultimate comeuppance. meanwhile king has eaten all the chess pieces on the board and just wants to make odalia’s job easier. he’s just a little guy <3

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

odalia gaslit gatekept girlbossed her way into getting a new child to replace the ones she lost in the custody battle. slay queen

[faithful-grigori]

”#cant blame odie for working for the collector tbh, #its either that or get turned into a puppet, #imagine if she gets a pile of new puppets and find her husband and the twins in it, #probably too dark for the show, #gaslight gatekeep girlboss, #we support womens rights but more importantly we support womens wrongs”

HELL YEAH IM FINALLY ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT MAMADALIA IVE BEEN ROTATING THIS IN MY HEAD FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS

anyway you know what the funniest thing is about odalia being forced to live wtih king and the collector? the last time she and king saw each other she was in an epic divorce battle that ended with king’s sister getting kidnapped. king knows this. ODALIA knows this.

odalia spends every waking moment terrified out of her mind that king is going to tell the collector to turn her into a marketable plush. he doesn’t even have to tell the collector specifically to do that all king needs to say is “odalia tried to kill my friends” and the collector will be like “OMG THATS SO MEAN” and turn her into a squeaky toy anyway. king probably gets ALL the pizza bagels from odie bc she’s trying SO DAMN HARD to bribe him into not spilling.

obviously king isn’t going to tell the collector that because no one deserves to be turned into a puppet. he’s not the type to seek revenge. if anything, the reason odalia’s lasted this long is probably because king saw the collector befriend her and decide he didn’t need to see any more people turned into puppets and kept his mouth shut. his days of turning his mom into the owl beast to maul 5 year olds who were mean to him on the playground are over.

but odalia? odalia blight has never forgiven and forgotten a day in her life. odalia blight wakes up every morning and chooses violence. odalia blight does not understand people can be nice, actually. odalia blight spends every second playing 5D chess and expects everyone around her to also do that. every time king has a chance to get the collector to murder her but doesn’t, she spends the next week in a paranoid spiral wondering why. she thinks king is trying to lull her into a sense of security, and THEN he’ll have the collector turn her into a chew toy as the ultimate comeuppance. meanwhile king has eaten all the chess pieces on the board and just wants to make odalia’s job easier. he’s just a little guy <3