#canon therapist chan lmao

[megane-sama]

The Kyu-chan unlicensed couple therapist and family counsellor headcannon becomes more canon every episode.

LMAO THE WAY I CHOKED?!

This man didn't even lie or nothing, he just laid it down like it was and now i have to wonder how much Kazuki's awful lying must have pissed him off. They obviously do not have the same methods of dealing with secrets.

[ishikawayukis]

es que es imposible no cantarla, tanta verdad en una sola canción 🙏🏽 JAJAJAJAJA thanks Belle!! I’m hoping it does bc I’m seeing my siblings next week for vacation and I seriously want to get everything set so I can enjoy it without unnecessary stress 🫡

no bc this truly showed how much Sanji worries and loves his family aka the strawhats, o sea hasta se le iba decir “I don’t want to put everyo- I mean Nami in danger” YEAH RIGHT te voy a creer para que no te pongas a llorar Sanji, claro que no te preocupan todos😌

the thing is I’m convinced people don’t stop to think in moments like these: Luffy was completely set on STARVING to DEATH, his dream AND the whole series of over a thousand episodes is to become king of the pirates, yet for his crew in specific arcs like this one he was completely fine and willing to d*e for them and not have achieved that dream. And again we could say “well he trusted Sanji would come/Nami would have said the truth/Robin was going to ask for help” well that just adds another incredible element of how he has ABSOLUTE trust in them, even when they lie to him, Luffy sees through them and thinks: “you know what, if you’re not with me that dream is doomed, I’m staying here and not leaving you” y así va a hacer and when he brings the “say what you REALLY want!” card- EVERY TIME HE DOES THIS 👏🏽EVERY👏🏽SINGLE👏🏽TIME👏🏽 I just lose it y yo sé que me van a hacer llorar y termino llorando mares y océanos

okay vaya, no es por nada pero si tuviéramos que ponerle pareja a ley: Viola es mucho más bonita en mi opinión y con más salud mental bc Pudding girl, you clearly need a therapist JAJAJAJA todavía no sé si sigue actuando o tiene graves problemas de polaridad but that ain’t it guys, fuera de eso estoy bien con que me lo dejen soltero bc he also needs help and if anything: zosan or sanlu doesn’t sound too bad-

it’s so great that you can actually talk about it with others:’) I literally see random post or comments hating on any character that doesn’t deserve the hate and I’m like yeah bye 🤠👍🏽 and my best friend that does watch anime, has watched many others but op💀 no pero es que vaya, canon canon claro que no hay nada PERO FROBIN MIS ESTIMADOS COMPAÑEROS‼️ he even said to her “isn’t that attractive woman our archeologist Robin-chan??” when they saw each other at sabaody island, my honor they’re married in secret solo están esperando que Luffy se haga rey de los piratas para contarlo-

DUDEEEEE Jimbei and Brook are carrying the whole arc wtf these legends are literally doing everything and saving everyone, so much respect for both of them, de por si ya me caían super bien pero es que se lucieron en este arc🫡 the panties jokes are funny tbh to me Brook is like one of the funniest yet one of the most sincere/sentimental/grounded?? which is to be expected he has lived longer lol

ALSO OKAY- me vale un pepino saber el backstory de Big Mama BUT SHE ATE THE KIDS AT 6 YEARS OLD??!?!? a devil incarnated, los gigantes tenían razón la verdad JAJAJAJA

and I also can’t believe Germa 66 are basically the evil power rangers JAJAJAJAJ literal solo vi la transformación y mi cerebro intercambiando entre “go go Power Rangers!!” y “Power Rangers- NINJA STORM!!!” JAJAJAJA it’s so sad they’re assholes tho, would’ve loved them and hyped them if they weren’t the living trauma for Sanji, but alas😔✋🏽

you're going on vacation that's so fuuuun! hope you can get everything sorted out to fully enjoy them

sanji constantly slipping up by saying he cares about everyone we know what you areeeeeeeeeee and we love you so much LMAO

NO EXACTLYYYY like people truly don't fucking Get what luffy is all about, and that's freedom above everything, entonces si cacha q sus compañeros están en una situación en la q literal no quieren estar va a hacer TODOOOO para q ellos puedan ser libres también. like people don't fucking get how fucking smart luffy is emotionally, what he said to nami robin and sanji were all different thing that they all needed to hear

SANJI Y VIOLAAAAAA literal puro quería q terminaran juntos AJAJJA después de q salvan todo dressrosa viola está bailando flamenco y en la canción decían algo como "su novio es el patas negras" y racionalmente sé q lo están diciendo de la manera de q están engañando al novio, pero mi sanji lover brain estaba como "ESTÁN HABLANDO DE SANJIIIIIII VIOLA AMA TANTO A SANJIII" most delusional moment LMAO honeslty i'm a sanji with anyone (but pudding) enjoyer like, sanzo? amazing 10/10, lusan? also freaking great, sanuso? acesan? sanlaw? sanji with literally any man he ahs ever interacted with because somehow men fucking love him? all for it! LMAO

yeah it's honestly so great because i can be a fangirl but in a more lowkey way as well LMAO lo único q me han dicho es un conocido q cuando dije q sanji era mi favorito dijo "aah a mi nunca me ha gustado sanji" y yo apunto de decir ok y querí un premio un aplauso acaso AJAJJA pero me aguanté. no because when franky said that i was like ooooooooooh how is she not a goner for him like i would be 100%. IMAGINEEEE that would be so funny and honestly a very frobin thing to do

jinbe and brook are SO FUCKING GREAAAT, although i will not lie it does annoy me when the power scaling idiots say that now that jinbe is a part of the starwhats sanji is not a wing anymore like pleaseeeeeee tell me once again you don't get the dynamics at all. and yeah brook is just a silly goofy guy that's what 50 years by yourself does to a man he could be worse

no pero esa era yo viendo su backstory, entiendo pq es importante all that jazz pero al mismo tiempo me caes maaaaal no me importa AJAJJA pero cuando llegué a esa parte fue como 👁👄👁 los problemas serios venían de bien chiquita tal vez era necesario saberlo ajajaj

for me they were evil sailor moon LMAO especially with the way they showed how they transfromed i was like ooooooh oda i Know what you're trying to do this is hilarious

[hiyoriddle]

OKAY SO.

HAVOC/HARMONY

first unit i made: havoc/harmony (i usually just call them h/h) they have three members: shohei (leader), ryu, and yuina (we are not going to question how this will be inaccurate to canon-) and since i’m a kpop fan too they have this little concept where shohei controls havoc, yuina controls harmony, and ryu is the balance between the two, which pretty much explains their dynamic as a unit and their personalities. i first started out with ryu on a whim and created the entire unit idk i don’t plan things i ‘yolo’ it.

shohei tends to be aggressive and ends up getting into fights, he sometimes causes problems on accident. his good leadership skills and brotherly instincts make up for it. ryu is the youngest sakuma (surprise) and he’s trans (surprise 2), he likes cool things, collecting things, and his creepy miku doll that scares the living shit out of both tatsumi and koga. yuina is half-filipino half-japanese, very poetic but is still learning the japanese language, despite that she acts as the lyricist of the group. very calm, introverted, gets babied by the other two because she’s the youngest. (there’s more info but yeah whhwuwhsjw)

PLAYVOR

if i were to describe the absolute hell that is playvor it would be: 2 past fine apologists and 2 eccentric supporters “forced” into a unit. they have four members: himeya (leader), mayune, shizuha, and isami. this unit is… angsty. they had an EXTREMELY rocky start and the unit was pretty much divided. that’s ! era though, everything is well in playvorland during !! i based their concept on ‘christian girl kpop’ and pastel + cute girl groups like early gfriend, fromis_9, oh my girl, etc etc

himeya is meant to sound like himemiya on purpose since she’s close to tori/looks like his sister (along with eichi and yuzuru. EMPHASIS ON EICHI) she has loads of connections, generally appears very sweet and sister-like. disliked ibara during ! but it’s because their personalities are similar and she hasn’t realized her wrongdoings yet. mayune is. a. NERD. (affectionately) she’s an IT person, usually coding in her room or helping valkyrie with stage tech. did i mention she reminds shu of mademoiselle (appearance-wise). has beef with natsume LMAO he asked her to join switch more than once. shizuha is wataru’s (self-proclaimed) favorite student. she loves acting, fashion, and calling people out. dislikes: hiyori tomoe. but they are secretly besties. her nickname is grass due to her green hair and ahoge that looks like… grass. unintentionally plays therapist at times, this is how she befriended izumi and kaoru so fast she just… exposed them and their trauma. AND isami is tori’s number one enemy because she steals both himeya and yuzuru from him LAUGHS the hatred is mutual. used to follow himeya everywhere during her first year bc she didn’t know what was going on, she just vibed. lowkey a bully though, she was the one that started calling shizuha ‘kusa-chan’.

ah playvor and their parallels. while they were busy fighting and going through the infamous war, h/h were in their own world not giving a damn. by the way they’re all a work in progress rn i still have info missing auuggrhthghfj

so that’s a summary of my ocs… *leaves*

i want to info dump about my enstars ocs... i have seven (and 2 self inserts!! SELF INSERTS THE WORLDDD)

[yeonjuns-croptop]

Therapist chan opens my eyes (gone trans)

Fandom: Stray Kids

Genre: Angst? i think so, well no happy ending

Length: ~800 words

Content warnings: internalized enbyphobia (for a short moment)

Summary: The long hair does something to Hyunjin, he's just not sure what. Chan might be able to help.

A/N: hello yes my second story where i give Hyunjin all my problems. Title is from @ren9510 because chan is indeed my therapist (at least a bit). Might write a second chapter, not sure yet.

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In hindsight it probably started during their release of Go. Something about his longer hair made him feel… things . Things he couldn’t quite identify himself yet .

One thing he was able to identify though was the warmth and especially the happiness he felt when people told him he or even just his hair was pretty. It didn’t feel insulting, even if others might take it that way, since pretty was a word used to describe mostly girls . And when it came from members or stays, he knew there was not any amount of ill intent to be found anywhere.

But the revelations and new feelings didn’t stop there.

While he wasn’t a morning person to begin with, waking up feeling vaguely uncomfortable certainly was new. And if he was fine with basically all their previous stage outfits, those new more androgynous ones he was absolutely in love with. Small things like that began to pile up into something he’d rather ignore.

But as a kpop idol especially during promotions there was one thing impossible to ignore : Mirrors.

And Chan, considerate, attentive, loving Chan was the first to notice. Of course he was.

He couldn’t avoid them and in turn suddenly became very conscious of his appearance. More than usual. How did he look, not only executing a specific movement, but also when standing? When moving, walking, talking?

Obviously, that didn’t go unnoticed for long, especially after it started to affect his concentration.

One night his leader gently took him to the side to talk, while still making clear that he wasn’t in any kind of trouble.

At first it just consisted of Chan asking general questions while Hyunjin sank deeper and deeper into his chair, not used to talking about his emotional state and in all honesty also being embarrassed that Chan felt this was necessary. But his gentle noninvasive tactic slowly succeeded in making Hyunjin feel secure enough to admit that something was off. Something big.

Despite the rather long talk the two had, it was one quite simple question that made Hyunjin’s whole world turn into little shambles: ‘Do you think you might be trans?’

That also marked the end of the conversation, since Changbin burst into the studio to drag them both back home because ‘sleep is important it’s comeback season you two should know that’. That was probably for the better anyway, Hyunjin had much to think about after all.

The question stuck more than he’d like to admit, following him around all day. But he knew he wasn’t transgender, he didn’t feel like a woman after all. And that had to mean he was a man, simple as that, right?

But somehow that also felt not right. The whole being a man thing. Something was, once again, off. The more he listened to himself the more the word ‘man’ to describe himself was wrong. Which confused him even more.

And what do you do when you’re confused? Talk to Chan.

During that, honestly slightly embarrassing talk, there once again was a phrase, a word that stuck: non-binary, being neither fully male nor female.

He researched it alone in his room, making sure no one would be able to see or track what he was doing, feeling like he was doing something forbidden.

Everything he read on various sites, forums and stories just started to fit all the loose puzzle pieces in his head together. Maybe that was the answer all along. Maybe he really felt like this. Maybe he really was non-binary.

But now an even bigger question started to pop up: What now?

He read about all the things possible, he wasn’t a stranger to those anymore. Transition, name change, pronouns, all that stuff. It was fascinating what could be done and how it apparently made living with all of this that much better.

But there was one big problem. Or more like several all that once: He was a celebrity in a very conservative country whose whole culture of politeness was gendered through and through.

It was especially the gendered honorifics that kept bothering him. How was he supposed to explain that he didn’t feel comfortable calling the older ones ‘hyung’ since it implied he was male while also still expressing his respect? How was he supposed to explain to the younger ones that they shouldn’t call him ‘hyung’ without them losing respect in return? 

Even assuming all of that would work, what about Stays? Management would never allow him coming out if they knew. But he also didn’t want to hide such a big part of himself. 

He didn’t like any part of this whole mess. Not one bit. 

Why did it have to be him out of everyone and why specifically this?

Just why?

[jujutsu-headcanons]

Yes to Yuji wrecking Mahito! Just so much yes my boy needs to avenge those wrongfully killed!

See I wanted Geto to be on my shit list (as I'm not normally a bad guy lover) but I swear he wore me down reading the manga. Plus he's just so pretty he makes my brain all static noises 😳 Not to mention that backstory between him and Gojo like YES give me all the drama I need buried drama 🤩

Totally agree on the Mai thing. See I wanted to hate Todo too bc of well him beating on Megumi but the moment him and Yuji were just like "Big Dumb Meat Heads" together I threw that out the window! Those two together are *chefs kiss* Absolutely stupendous I never get tired of them 👌👌👌

Mai on the other hand is just crawling more and more under my skin. Like why you gotta be like that gurl? You wanna go in the crusty corner with Mahito? Cuz you gotta crusty attitude that needs fixing like yesterday 😐

Literary brain tells me it wants more drama/character growth between Megumi and Toji. But my useless overly big heart wants to punch Toji and protect Megumi at all costs bc he just showed up on the screen like the kool aid man and burst right into my heart and I shan't forgive Megumi for that but now I will die for him so ¯\_( ツ)_/¯

But I'm not the only one who lowkey fantasizes about self inserty type day dreams??? Like every day all day I got my thoughts flowing into 500 different lil oneshots I'm too chicken to post anywhere bc I havent written anything in a while and I feel I'm rusty. But your idea! YOUR IDEA WOO BOI- I'm not even a Gojo fanatic (like I adore him but my heart dick thudded elsewhere RIP) but that scene you described of straddling him just to rip his blindfold off in the heat of an arguement that's clearly deadly to either party- Just to see him on the brink of tears fighting back every emotion to slate his composure to cocky/uncaring. Only to have it obviously failing, and the metaphorical reality around you both crumbling along with Gojo's emotional state- Oh God I would read that crap outta something like that. It fills me with the angst and I thrive on it daily *heavy breathing* You should think about posting more of your original content too! Self inserty or not bc that sounds down right brilliant on so many levels

💛anon

Bro I can't help but feel had for Gojo. That shit must have hurted. Like he looked so calm and collected when it all happened but was he really? His best friend potential lover went feral and murdered an entire village AND his family then he tried to kill his first years once and now AGAIN what is happening. Did you see the look on Gojo's face when Yaga told him he went rogue? That was a face of hurt and betrayal he couldn't even begin to understand at the young age of... What was it, 17? 18? He was practically a little itty bitty baby compared to now. I haven't read the prequel yet don't laugh at me but I've heard it hurts so much worse having to face Getou back then AND now. Stupid brain worms, stop fucking around.

I wanted to hate Todo too hut before he even turned good I couldn't. I have a thing for big buff boys who have zero brains and too much brawns I'm looking at you Metal Bat, Captain Ōbi I just wanna adopt/marry them because in all reality they're trying their best. I'm really glad Todo exists and has his big brother delusion because honestly I think that's something Yuji needs, especially in the current arc. Yuji needs as much support as he can get.

PFFFT CRUST CORNER I cannot with you omg they do need to sit on the time out chair for s bit and think about what they've done lmaooo

DID YOU CALL TOJI ZENIN- FUSHIGURO THE FUCKING KOOL AID MAN AHAHAHHHSH oh my god i hate this so fucking much or were you calling Megumi the koolaid man bc really each one is absurd n e wayz I dunno bro I rlly can't wait until Megs wakes up post Shibuya arc and actually has time to process what the fuck happened to him back then. I really want to know if he can connect the dots by himself and realize holy shit that was the source of my daddy issues right there in the flesh and how he reacts to him being a curse and all that. There's so many ways that can go too it's scary to think about.

Low key unrelated but I have a theory that Gojo can see everything from his little cube prison and knows what's going on. Its probably because of the six eyes, or because he's just fucking Gojo, or even because Geto seems kinda sadistic and would do something like that. But I can imagine him watching Megs and Toji fight and it absolutely destroying him. For starters, Gojo killed him .... Right? Wtf is he doing back? What? Second don't commit suicide in front of your kid oh my god Toji what (I'm probably just salty because of a past experience, but also, calm down Toji oh my god) and third I can see it hurting Gojo because in a way it feels like he's been trying to protect Megumi. Its obvious Gojo has this attachment to Megumi, and maybe it's because they've known each other so long, but I don't think Gojo is prepared to deal with the aftermath. Does he have to tell him, if Megs doesn't put the pieces together? Will he have to knock some sense into him to actually tell him? Because he DID try to tell Megs once before and he avoided it like the plague. Its also gotta hurt when you feel like someone's dad and you witness them have a bad interaction with their other dad.

Throw in his daughter being on the brink of death, his other son being emotionally demolished, his second year kids lost in the void and not even his void, his best friend locked him in a box, his other best friend exploded, etc. I think Gojo I pretty distraught even if he doesn't show it

Bro okay my brain is riddled with ideas like this and 90% of them are always angst. Idk where tf they come from half the time but they exist and I hate it. They're always self inserts too.

So I actually read this ask last night, but due to personal reasons I didn't reply to it now, and I actually started experimenting writing out this scenario. I had to stop when I wrote the line "Approximately one year after the first finger was consumed, Itadori Yūji was formally executed. At three minutes to midnight, Sukuna Ryomen was expelled from his body, destroying the vessel along with it. The executioner was none other than the teenager's teacher and mentor Gojo Satoru. When Y/N awoke to this news, they attacked on sight."

Oh god I made myself so sad with that line

And i do really want to post some of my fics, like I did with Nobara Meeting Sukuna For The First Time. However, I only posted that because it was short and simple lmao it was basically just a meme I didn't even run it though grammarly like I do with the headcanons.

I like sticking to the headcanons as of right now because I feel like grammar didn't exist when I make those. I can spell things wrong and leave off punctuation and word then like I'm a third grader just learning English and no one will laugh lmao. Fanfics kinda stress me out because i want them to be perfect. I also have a hard time with fight scenes and transitioning and it's s mess.

I REALLY want to write out my Guardian Angel! Junpei AU because I think it's so cute. Just the idea that this boy is assigned to fight against fate and the higher ups and keep Yuji alive despite him being an idiot and a target is cute to me. Like I just canon him being the plantonic equivalent of in love with this boy and he feels like he rlly owes it to Yuji for trying to save him it's the LEAST he can do. Plus I need the mental imagine if Junpei annoying reader-chan into finding Yuji because "they play a pivotal role in Yuji's future" just for the "pivotal role" to literally be playing therapist and just being there for him and being a medium between Junpei and Yuji because guardian angels aren't allowed to reveal themselves to the person they're guarding but also/// he might risk his wings being stripped just to talk to Yuji one more time////

Okay I'm going to stop now

But yea, maybe if I have time and create little mini works like Nobara Meeting Sukuna For the First Time I'll def post them! I'll work on casually making them longer and soon I'll be confident to posts longer ones. But until then I hope just the headcanons at alright ;-;