#cannibal is on my hannibal playlist lmao

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animal + cannibal by ke$ha

original release: 2010

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These are my roommates Hannibal Predictions. She is halfway through season 2.

-Thinks Jack Dies - after the fight in the last episode of s2 between Hannibal and Jack (she knows that a fight occurs between them in a kitchen in the last episode of s2, not much else).

-(So I accidentally spoiled to her that Alana gets married, but she doesn't know who to)

- Thinks In s3, Hannibal and Alana get married

- (jokingly) Will takes off his shirt and runs into the woods with all his dogs after he gets Alana and Hannibal's wedding invitation like Jacob Black in Twilight.

- (jokingly) Will interupts the wedding. Very dramatically declaring his love for Alana.

-Thinks Will wouldn't get married cause he's "not like that."

- (jokingly) Thinks Will turns out to go crazy

- (I also quoted this line to her and now she's obsessed with it lmao) Thinks overcooked Penis line is told to Hannibal from Will maybe. But then ads that maybe Mason says it???

-Thinks Margot and Mason have Cruel Intentions vibes

-Wonders if there could be a Margot and Mason incest plot??

- (jokingly) s3 thinks Hannibal gets onto MasterChef and wins.

-(from gifs she's seen) Will and Hannibal go on a museum on date.

-Will gets stabbed by Hannibal at end of s3 after he escapes or before. Either way it has something to do with the Escape.

-She wants to know how Hannibal gets out of prison.

-Talking about how Prodigal Son and Dexter end the same way lmao (side note OCEANs)

-(jokingly) Ending scene is Hanni and Will riding in a boat with Hanni in a Hawaiian shirt unbuttoned to his chest and wearing flip flops, khaki shorts and sunglasses. Hanni is driving the boat with the wind in his face and Will is in a denim collard shirt that is completely unbuttoned and swim trunks. They are listening to a dark academia playlist.

- They are running away together heading for Venice, Italy. "Hannibal probably speaks Italian."

- By finale, Alana and Jack are dead.

-"Will's probably doing much better, but still traumatized cause his boyfriend's a cannibal."

-"Abigail comes back from the dead, she's hidden somewhere."...(after me trying not to laugh at that.) " Now don't get me wrong I don't actually believe that. That would be crazy. that would be Hannibal's downfall."

-(con. About Abigail.) "I don't think it's going to happen but it would be wild. She's probably doing much better now too."

-Hannibal gets found out as a Cannibal in s3 and goes on the run.

-Chilton's character summed up in one sentence "Sorry about that chief."

-Thinks Chilton dies by end.

-She knows Giddion eats his own leg. She wonders how it is cooked. She thinks it might be in a crockpot.

-Assuming Giddion dies too. "I assume Giddion is going to die but anything can happen."

- Talking about who Alana gets married to: [lists the boys and reasons why or why not it could be them Alana gets married to] "Unless she (Alana) gets married to a girl. But that was before gay marriage."

When I tell you I could not stop laughing while she was telling me all this. Y'all I need to work on my poker face.