#canadadouche

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Some of my favourite #Stickers from #NewYorkCity #NewYork #NewYorkStreetArt #NewYorkStickers #StickerSlap #StickerSlaps #Slaps #Sticker #Faile #ItsALiving #CanadaDouche #ShiaLaBeouf #ShiaLaBeoufJustDoIt #JustDoIt #Dong #LisaSimpson #TheSimpsons #HelloMyNameIs #MartianCodeArt #Snapchat #SnapchatSticker (at New York, New York)

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💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 @rae_nyc888:A picture is worth a thousand words. 💔 #Repost @timetowakeupandgovegan Many of the fur wearers in our cities, wearing coats like @canadagoose and @nobisinc coyote instead You can: •1) donate the fur-trim to a sanctuary to keep orphaned animals warm (by either zipping the trim off or getting it removed at an alterations/tailor) and emailing AnimalRightsToronto@gmail.com to find out who to give it to. •2) Trade in their #CanadaGoose or similar fur-trim parka and get up to $300 CAD ($225 USD) off a @WullyOuterwear parka! All jackets collected will be distributed by charities to homeless and at risk individuals in need. •3) Donate your fur to PETA. Your donation will be tax deductible! Clean your closet—and clear your conscience—by simply mailing your unwanted furs to: Attn.: Fur Campaign, PETA, 501 Front St., Norfolk, VA 23510 #antifurcoalition #ilovemydog #dogfur #instagramdogs #dogstagram #dogmeat #dogoftheday #doglover #instadog #wfff #furisdead #canadagoose #vegan #furhag #vegetarian #coyote#makefurhistory #canadadouche #furcoat #crueltyfree #furchallenge #speciesism #animalrights #notours2wear #animalcruelty #Govegan

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I think that y’all are missing the point about guns. Besides law enforcement and crooks, who really buys tons of guns are hunters. The same hunters that are taking their children on their first hunt at a very young age to bond and create memories. The same children that later on in life are going to be doing the same thing to their kids. How about we start considering the hunting lobby? Have you ever thought how much money that makes? Money buys power. Power makes rules. You know, just saying. #canadadouche #huntersbuyguns

[canadadouche]

This blog escapade started in 2012 as a joke - to call attention to the obnoxious attitudes that emerge when one rocks a Canada Goose jacket. 

And almost three years later, mission accomplished 

- Canada Douche on Urban Dictionary - Canada Douche on a MTV blog - Canada Douche mentioned on an ABC News blog although it argues pro Canada Goose - Hashtags all over Twitter and Instagram, etc.

The problem now is that people are knowingly acting like Canada Douches and are "okay" with it. Simply hashtagging or calling attention to their douchery in some ways alleviates them from their obnoxious attitudes. Canada Douche isn't saying that - it's just how it is. I guess "meta" is the word I'm leaning towards.

Anywaaaaaaaays. Canada Douche is going to stop making snippy remarks and posting pictures we find.

However, if we receive good pictures with awesome captions, we'll be posting those  - anonymously of course. 

[jxsticeleague]

I'm so tempted to submit a photo to canadadouche

3/4 of my school has them

They wear in school

Wear it in 5 degree weather

Motherfucker you live in Toronto

The coldest it gets is around -20

Throw on a couple of sweaters and you'll be fine

[thefuckfurbrigade-blog]

If you wear the skins of abused, tortured and murdered animals we will find you... and we will sticker you. 

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This is late, but I can say Canada Douche has made it when someone dresses up as a "Canada Douche" for Halloween. So much win. Thank you, whoever you are!

[canadadouche]

"There's a glitch in the matrix."

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Oh my god, I need to upload this to my ipod!!!

Definitely a very well written song. Thank you!!!

[canadadouche]

We've been waiting for a video like this!

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Canada Goose, Sports Illustrated and Kate Upton

It's hard to deny the atrocity that is the latest Sports Illustrated magazine cover featuring Kate Upton rocking a Canada Goose jacket. But as all readers know, Canada Douche is in the market of "talking shit." Instagram user @Furfreela can articulate it better:

"Congrats @Sportsillustrated! You've managed to objectify both women and animals in one photo! Question, isn't the SI swimsuit issue supposed to be a magazine full of supermodels wearing itty bitty bikinis?

Why on earth would SI feature real fur on the cover of their skimpy bathing suit issue?  

What a baneful choice in featuring such a morally inferior company like Canada Goose. Their abominable display of animal cruelty is no secret. @canadagoose_inc is known worldwide for their cruel, unnecessary, and abundant display of animal cruelty.

Each year in Canada, over 100,000 coyotes are trapped and killed in cruel leg-hold, Conibear and snare traps. In agony and confusion, animals often break teeth and bones trying to escape. Canada Goose chooses to trap and kill coyotes, but thousands upon thousands of non-target animals (yes, even companion animals) are victims of these heinous traps. The animals have three option.  Try to chew off their trapped body part.  Bleed, freeze, or starve to death.  Or wait in agony to be "dispatched" by the trapper. Again, this is all for a piece of decorative trim for an overpriced coat.  

Please do not buy this issue and do not support Canada Goose. If you must "ooh and ahh" over supermodel's bodies, choose a different publication. The Internet is full of FREE bathroom material, don't buy this rubbish. (By the way SI, you can count on a strongly worded letter to the editor from yours truly)"

@Furfreela hit the nail on the head with "managing to objectify women and animals in one photo." Canada Douchery is all fun and games, yes, but when you break it down and look at what hundreds of thousands of animals go through just so that stuck up douchebags can look "fly," that's just disgusting. It's about time consumers thought more about the BRANDS they CHOOSE to represent. 

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Reader Submitted Douche

Check out this "when the duck face goes horribly wrong" Canada Douche!

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Instagram Canada Douche

God this picture is so unappealing...

Wouldn't it be the same if she just took her hat, sunglasses, jacket and her Rock's eyebrow and put it on the floor and took a picture of THAT?!

It would be the same fucking thing!!!

[canadadouche]

YEAH RIGHT!

Oh Jackie, you can articulate things soooo well!

But seriously, badasses don't stop in front of mirrors to take pictures of themselves. During this whole time, as he selected the right pose and filter, a real badass would have robbed an old lady and used her credit card to get a new tattoo.

The above, is a straight up Canada Douche.

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Canada Douche Game?

"A great game a friend and I like to play is run around Toronto and baaaaahing in all the Canada douches faces."

VIDEO OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

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Reader Submitted Douche + Caption

"Check out these "looking like cherry bombs for Chinese new year fireworks" Canada Douches!"

Haven't you guys learned?! It looks utterly RIDICULOUS when couples wear matching jackets!

The female, she may think it's cute - really feel like the two of you are connecting (how romantic, right?).

But what about you, guy? What goes on in your mind when making the decision to buy a matching Canada Douche?

1) "Boy, I'm gonna get laid ASAP!"

2) "People gonna be mad jelly of my girlfriend and I."

3) "Shit... I've got to buy that jacket or else she'll think I'm broke!"

Whatever the reason guys, if your manhood means NOTHING to you, carry on ya Canada Douches!