#can't skip around like i can on netflix 😭

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NOOOOO NETFLIX REMOVED NCIS SEASONS 1-11 OVERNIGHT

THEY ADDED 16 AND 17

NOW ALL THERE IS IS 12-17 😭😭😭

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DONE. HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS:

I FUCKING LOVED, OUR MANWHORE IS BACK AND HE'S HERE TO SASS THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE. MY HIGHLIGHTS:

Legal entrance, Matt KNOWS how to enter in style, and I lost my fucking mind when he did. Side note, their legal back and forth was PERFECT.

MATT HITTING ON JEN IN THE BAR??? THE SASS??? SIR. Me whsipering the whole time, 'get him jen get him jen', but also Matt sliding in some good advice for her, because he may be snarky and sassy but he's also a kind, intelligent, thoughtful person and I loved that. He'd also be someon3le who absolutely relates to using both sides for good.

THE CAR AND FIGHT SCENE??? Matt just bouncing around??? Matt taunting and practically begging for Jen to slap that ass into next week? 100% the correct audacity level for him. Also he absolutely wants Jen to roll him, good for you baby

Side note: the Devil voice for, 'you need to back off' I am weak-kneed, my body is ready. Matt, Jesus

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, THIS EXCHANGE:

'What are you, the gold devil?

*Netflix Daredevil theme starts playing*

Matt, puffed up and showing off his suit waiting for Jen to be impressed: I'm Daredevil.

Jen:

Matt:

Jen: 🤷‍♀️

KETCHUP AND MUSTARD SUIT

OH GOD THE SEXUAL TENSION OUTSIDE THE WAREHOUSE. Him reading her heartbeat was fucking HOT.

"I'm going to do my thing." "Well I'm going to do my thing." "You don't have a thing." RIP the banter is destroying me I LOVE that we're getting to see Matt's snarky, happier side.

Me before Matt goes in: "I hope there's a hallway so he can fight in it."

30 seconds later: "THERE IS A HALLWAY! HALLWAY FIGHT! HALLWAY FIGHT! HALLWAY FIGHT FIGHT FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!!! YOU FUCKERS ARE GONNA BE SORRY!"

The lampshaded bunch of dudes coming into the hallway only for Jen to squash them, Matt almost looked disappointed. Baby, you'll get another hallway, I'm sure. 😂

Excuse me the LEGAL FOREPLAY while FIGHTING I am LIVING for this, Jen trying to talk Frogman down while Matt wanders around kicking ass. "The gold ninja devil is a lawyer too???" "I just watch a lot of legal dramas." MATT STOP. I love them your honor, and I missed this boy. 😭

"I could take you to dinner." "Or we could skip all of that and..." YES GET HIM JEN

YES THEY'RE GONNA FUCK, AND HE'S IN THE DEVIL SUIT, HALLELUJAH, LIVE THE DREAM JEN

She can't fucking get his suit off, I am WHEEZING because seriously, how the fuck does it come off

MATT'S COMPLETELY SHAMELESS WALK OF SHAME, LIKE SHOES OFF??? BABE??? IN THE SUIT??? OUR MATTHEW MANWHORE MURDOCK IS BACK

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVEN LIFE YA'LL, SO MANY YEARS OF WAITING!

And not only did we GET our Devil back, we got to see a side of him we'd only ever caught glimpses of in the Netflix series! There's a sense of happiness with him, as if things are actually going good for him right now, and I LOVE that. We deserve to see all sides of him, what he's like when he's beaten down and when he's happy. I loved this! I NEED TO SEE IT AGAIN. I'm also so happy I could cry, fr. It's been so long since we've seen him in any substantial way. Having him back after years without means so much, and I felt like this was very much our Matt. And if you read TRT, this snarky, happier Matt completely vibes with my TRT!Matt, how I see and write him, and where I plan to have him end up - happy, Jane's rubbed off on him, confident.

As for my prediction for next week: matt represents her!

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Ahhh thanks for the tag Bee! This took me all day because I didn't know who to pick between Bakugo, Dabi, Enji, Ushijima and Jason Todd. Maybe I'll write some lovey dovey stuff for the rest of them because I'm sad now 😭

I selfship myself with... Bakugo?

how long have you and your selfship been together?

Hm, I'd say we've been friends since we were kids, but started dating a little after we got into UA. So, I think 7 years.

how did you guys get together?

Like I said, childhood friends, but we got together after the UA sports festival. Did he beat me or did I go easy on him? Can't really remember.

who said i love you first?

Verbally? I said it first, but Katsuki's likes to express his love through his actions, little gestures like cooking me lunch, letting me sleep on his shoulder/lap, sharing headphones, etc. But when I did say it, he was quite flustered, he even yelled at me at how blunt and bold I could be, but I know his heart skips a beat every time I say the 3 magic words.

if you could pick a date for your anniversary, what would it be and why?

10 January, the weathers quite nice that time, a little cold and right after the holidays so we can just stay snuggled up in bed.

ideal/go to date with your selfship

Somewhere private, so that we could be ourselves with each other. I like picnics, late night drives, even staying in and watching Netflix, just as long as its just the two of us away from prying eyes.

what does your morning routine together look like?

Katsuki is a morning person and he likes to get up as early as possible to get a headstart on the day. However, since he's begun dating me, he knows I won't let him go until he cuddles me for at least half an hour, stroking my hair and kissing my cheeks, whispering to let him go and shower. Then when I finally wake up, he pulls me to the bathroom. He begins showering while I quickly wash my face and brush my teeth before leaving, placing his costume on the bed.

He comes down and smiles seeing me make him breakfast, placing his chin on my shoulder as he hugs me from the back. We quietly eat breakfast, enjoying the comfortable silence. If he's wearing office clothes, then he'll hoist me up on the countertop and hand me his tie. I'll tie it around his neck, not oblivious to his loving gaze. Once I'm done, he'll pull me by my neck and kiss me deeply, almost as if he's afraid that this might be the last time we get to. I walk him to the door and he'll peck my cheeks one more time, grumbling "I love you" under his breath.

favourite thing your selfship would do for you

There's too many, but my favourite is when he makes me food after an argument, as a way of saying "I'm sorry. I don't like to fight with you, can we get over this." Or how he still pulls me to his chest in bed after we fought, pressing a kiss to the back of head when he thinks I'm asleep.

would you guys get married/have kids?

YES! He's definitely in love with me, wouldn't have dated me if he didn't plan on getting married. And of course he wants kids, he wants his own little army of brats and devils spawns that he could use to terrorise Izuku. Would hate it if they ended up liking stupid Deku. But Katsuki would definitely be the best dad, spoiling his kids to no limit.

song lyric/quote that summarises your relationship

I don't know the source, but this:

"You still ask me about the day of my birth

So write down what you don't know

The day you declared your love

Is the day of my birth"

your favourite headcanon you have of you and your selfship

He's always touching me in some way, whether its hand holding, him resting his chin on my shoulders or resting his hand on my hips. Even when we're sleeping, he likes to drape half his body over me, trapping me with his head on my chest and his muscular thighs over my own. Goes into euphoria when I begin scratching his scalo with a light touch or twirl his hair around my fingers, humming softly. But he likes to pretend as if he doesn't melt in my touch.

Also gets pouty and would manhandle me and throw me over his shoulders if I am not giving him attention.

I'll be tagging: @seiyasabi @the-grimm-writer @implexedactions and whoever wants to join!

starting a new tag game besties !! let’s learn about your selfships and fictional ones!!!

we’ll do the relationship tag!!! there’s a few questions so feel free to go all out and gush about your selfship baby, be self indulgent!! this might get long so imma put it under the read more but anyone can join, have fun n tag your mooties uwu!! i’ll go first <3

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