#can't forget rasputin

[justanoasisimagines]

First Date - X men Preference

A/N; Requests are open! Credit to @cafekitsune for the banner and the divider

Victor "Sabretooth" Creed; A walk in the woods followed by a picnic is what Victor would plan for you. Since Victor prefers to be intuned with his beast side. He'd probably prefer to take you somewhere secluded without many people. he wants to be alone with you. If he took you to a restaurant or something he'd feel pressure to be someone he's not because humans aren't accepting of Mutants.

Bobby "Iceman" Drake; Bobby's a gentleman so he'd take you for dinner. He'd plan every aspect of the date. From picking you up when he brings you flowers to the date itself. He takes you to a restaurant that sells your favorite food. He pays for the date. It's sweet and romantic. Both of you have a good time.

Logan "Wolverine" Howlett; Logan would teach you how to play pool. He's not someone who's going to plan some fancy date. He's not one of those people. He is not a people person. However, Logan would take you to his favorite bar, so he could take you to play pool. It's quiet and secluded. Also, people keep to themselves, which is exactly what Logan wants.

Erik "Magneto" Lehserr; Erik would take you for dinner. He'd request somewhere private, so the two of you could be alone. it would allow you to talk and get to know each other in private. It would be a very formal affair because nothing is too good for you even back then. Erik would want to show you all he could provide.

Piotr "Colossus" Rasputin; Piotr would take you to the fair. He'd like the enviroment, relaxed, comfortable. There's plenty of activities to do. Piotr can get you something to eat. Piotr would win you prizzes and show off his strength at the test of the strength. Piotr also likes knowing there are always activies to partake while things warm up.

Scott "Cyclopes" Summer; You'd do something like going bowling or go-karting. Scott wants to have fun. All the while having a little friendly competiton. He also wants to take you on a date your never forget, so you'll want to go on another one. Scott enjoys participating in something he wouldn't normally do.

Charles "Professor X" Xavier; Charles would take you to a museum or a bookstore. It's relaxing and provides you with ample conversation starters. Charles would provide you with random facts of information. If the that portion of the date went well then Charles would ask you for dinner afterwars.

Hank "The Beast" McCoy; Hank would take you out for coffee. Share a piece of cake together while you two get to know each other. Hank would ask you questions. The whole date is relaxed and calm. Hank prides himself on being the perfect gentleman. He's going to hold out doors for you and pull out your chair etc.

Kurt "Nightcrawler" Wagner; Kurt would take you stargazing. He'd plan a picnic to acompany it. Kurt thinks about everything. He wants to make sure you'll warm enough yet he's more worried you'll change your mind last minute. He's concerned about being judged. The second you show up, he can relax and enjoy the date.

Warren Worthington III; Warren is going to cook for you. Something relaxed and chill. He's going to give you a spot where you can sit and chat while you watch him. Some gentle music is playing in the background. While Warren cooks dinner, he buys desert.

Wade "Deadpool" Wilson; Wade takes you on a combination of dates. He can't decide on just one activity so he just goes with the flow. He informs you to keep the entire day clear. Regardless of how the date goes, it's definitely rememberable.

[lurking-latinist]

sometimes I get so tangled up in the confusing bits of Zagreus I forget about the straight up quotable bits. Charley describing how the Doctor knows things:

CHARLEY: Because he's read a lot? Oh, he's been everywhere, done everything. You can't take him to parties, it's name-drop hell. Rasputin, you say? I knew the Rasputin, the Tsarina too. Played her at tiddlywinks, don't you know. It's so hideously embarrassing. People think he's escaped from somewhere. Thing is, he usually has. Phobos Penitentiary, Devil's Island, Colditz Castle.

[doctorstrangereview]

Doctor Strange #172

Cover: September 1968 On-Sale Date: June 4, 1968

This issue introduces us to the legendary Gene Colan's interpretation of Doc. Gene will stay on for the remainder of this run. He will also return for a significant chunk of Doc volume 2. Gene's art can take a bit of getting used to, but once you do you realize that he's perfect for Doc. He has an amazing talent for making the fantastic look solid and plausible. Gene also changes the look of the Eye of Agamotto to the look we've grown accustomed to.

A severely depleted Doc is in Dormie's grip about to have the life crushed out of him. Dormie of course gives a long winded speech on how he knew Doc would come looking for Clea and how he made the fake Victoria from last issue. Doc responds with a "Not while Doctor Strange breathes." Dormie's counter is to prepare to crush Doc.

Dormie loosens his grip slightly to crush Doc who uses the opportunity to escape. This panel gives us a good look at Doc's redesigned All-Purpose Amulet which will eventually be known as the Eye of Agamotto. The previous Ditko version looked like a disk with a plain edge and a scalloped design surrounding the freaky metal eye.

The redesign puts a ring of little gold marbles at the edge of the amulet around the eye. This makes it closer to the "Eye of Buddha" on which it's based.

A digression: The Eye of Buddha is based on a legend of when Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha, was meditating in the hot sun. Snails climbed onto his head and sacrificed themselves to protect him. Siddhartha continued to wear the shells on his head to honor their sacrifice. A symbolic amulet represents the event.

(Sorry, I can't get Tumblr to center the stupid image.) Gene Colan's depiction is very close to this. End digression.

Dormie then crystalizes the air around Doc and proceeds to recount the events of Strange Tales #146, specifically Dormie's battle with Eternity. Gene redraws the event in his own inimitable style. Sadly, he forgets that Doc had his arm in a sling after being shot by Mr. Rasputin in the previous issue.

Dormie reveals that he wound up in the eternity-forsaken dimension they currently occupy. Dormie soon encounters a horde of demons called Dykkors who were banished by The Ancient One. After a Dormie effortlessly kills a couple of Dykkors who tried to swing their dicks around, the rest come under his sway with the promise of splatting a mutual enemy.

By an odd coincidence, this dimension is where the Spell of Vanishment dumps all his trash and soon after he arrived, Clea shows up. Dormie must not have moved around a lot, because he happens to witness Clea's arrival and captures her.

This brings us back to the present where Dormie does the typical villain monologue describing his plan. The colorist makes an odd choice for Dormie's body suit. It's worse in the original printing than the Masterworks remastering so that image is presented here.

It almost looks like Dormie's costume is flaking away and flesh is showing through. The remaster uses multiple shades of lavender. Dormie conjures up an intimidating orange beast with giant maces for hands to guard the trio as he goes off to do this thing. FYI, powers equal to those you lost is a clue. Thanks Roy, I love these little breadcrumbs!

Once the flame-headed dread one has gone off, Doc uses the All-Purpose Amulet to break free and engages in conflict with the guardian who's powers are equal to the ones he lost.

Like Adkins, Colan has a penchant for full page panels. His panel layout will also grow crazier as the series progresses. It's actually rather tame in this issue.

Doc again uses his eye to attack the beast after he figures out what's actually going on with him.

The orange guardian/beast then spends a page melting like the Wicked Witch of the West as we discover that he was crafted out of the power Dormie stole from Doc. Dormie is too big an egotist to use his own power after all.

After regaining his mojo, Doc frees Clea. Then realizes he should probably free Vicky too. He wouldn't have gotten this far without her after all. Finally meeting her rival, Vicky is all mopey and depressed.

Doc send the ladies home while Dormie summons his sis, Umar, to this hellhole of a dimension. Dormie and Umar spend a page or so spouting some angry sibling rivalry and even the Dykkors get bored with it and call the pair out. Dormie gets P.O.ed and banishes the vocal demons. The rest shut up for now. Finally, they are ready to head to the Doorway of the Dimensions. Here's a question even I don't know the answer to. What is the stripey thing around Dormie's arm that seems to be coming out of a demon's mouth.

The horde with Dormie in front head to the doorway and all have great time throwing some lovely mystic bolts at it. It starts to open, but suddenly Doc is in there way. What happens? That's a tale for next issue.

This was the first issue of this particular series I managed to read, but not my first encounter with Gene Colan's Doc. At this point most of the Doc stories I read to this point were in the Marvel house style and this was rather different. It took time, but it grew on me. Gene has a talent for making just about everything look solid and real. Roy continues to drop little seeds of future plots and tiny clues to what is going on. It's been over 40 years since I first read this issue and I still enjoy it.

[ahamkara-apologist]

Tbh one thing I don't get is people complaining about Amanda's death as if it were a sudden or unexpected thing...it wasn't. Like I held out hope that she and Crow would be able to be friends again, but she was dropping death flags left and right for a good while before it happened. Can't remember which season it came out, but remmeber how Niiks said she'd never forget her? Yeah. The forshadowing has been in the works for a while, and I'm guessing that her sudden death via a shadow legion trap was supposed to be brutally unexpected to send us reeling and really grasp the severity of the situation. This war isn't just targeting guardians, there are people we know who are being killed, and it will not stop no matter how hard we want everyone to get through, because we're backed into enough of a corner that all of our fighters have to be on the front lines...for a war we might not even win. Its supposed to be a shocker, but it was def. premeditated. The timing sucked, but nobody could blame that.

As for her rezzing as a guardian- I'm kinda eehhh on it? With Crow demanding vengence, it admittedly does feel like putting him through what people experienced when Uldren shot Cayde, but I'm not sure if that would work here like it did with Crow, and it's too early after her death to say what direction the story is gonna go next. With Crow, the reason why reviving him worked was because it raised the question of whether or not we would be able to forgive Cayde's killer, especially when he's been wiped clean of his sins. Amanda didn't have that, though- she was a beloved hero who died fighting. Which fits guardians, yeah, but storywise? What is the merit to bringing her back? We already see that her death has devestated Misraaks and Crow- there may be further ripples sent out after this event that influence further character development, both with Misraaks and Eramis (who practically begged him not to go, which now confirms to him that she was on his side in an incredibly painful way), and Crow and Mara (Crow's biting remark to Mara and Mara's own experience with loss might be a good means to develop their interactions more). What would reviving Amanda do to change that? Maybe not trivialize it, but it would certainly alter a lot of the pain that the characters are feeling right now, and I'm not sure how that path would change them atm. When doing analysis, you gotta think of stories from a developmental lens rather than just an emotional one, and Amanda's death is a pretty good tone somberer for this season

I have no commentary to give about how this death compares to Rasputin's (since I don't give a shit about Rasputin, he was before my time), but I actually DO think that Amanda's death had a purpose, and I DO think that it was a good move on Bungie's part, even if it was a painful one. We're nearing the endgame now, and the tone so far hasn't really matched that. We've had superhuman warriors die on self-sacrifical ways, but not the ordinary folk that we're supposed to protect. It's a stark reminder that this is a war that's affecting more than just guardians, warminds, and cloudstriders, and it's a painful one

[iamthemaster]

I rewatched The Power of the Doctor again, and now I have many thoughts running through the head about the Master in this episode that are so important:

The Master picking something Russian and being the historical figure of Rasputin is a callback to his academy nickname of "Koschei" which is a figure from Russian Folklore known for escaping death. Plus the whole thing with Rasputin is just so fitting to how the Master is too....

The Master sending the Doctor's old companions a little present, acting as if it's from the Doctor, but really it's him. It's also just the fact he knows how to contact them for me...he doesn't forget them either.

The Master having his hypnotic abilities/powers of hypnosis again. I mean, it wasn't addressed if Simm or Missy had it, but Dhawan certainly has it since he hypnotized the Tsar and his wife to obey him. Love the callback to that!

We already know the Master replacing every painting and sending "come and get me" videos to the Doctor is just his way of getting her attention and starting their battle of wits game, and it will always be important because it's the longing for their old friendship, but hating her because she is better and everything he isn't that is the point of their relationship.

The Master being excited to be captured and taken to UNIT is a reminder of the good old days (as Delgado!Master.) Seeing Tegan and Ace is the same (as Ainley!Master.) But I think it's very important to note how he always keeps mentioning to them how the Doctor left them and doesn't care about them...because he knows the feeling all too well himself.

The fact the Master unites with the Doctor's greatest enemies (the Daleks and the Cybermen...or well, CyberMasters in this case.) I can just imagine how the talk for that must have gone. And then there's the fact he calls them his "new fam." Y'ALL HE'S SO LONELY AND PATHETIC AND I---I CAN'T!

I've addressed this before in a headcanon, but the Master literally TAKING the Doctor's body and forcing a regeneration to become the Doctor is because he can't accept himself ("Don't let me go back to being me!!!") The Doctor is better. The Doctor is special. The Doctor is loved. The Doctor has friends. The Doctor is worshiped. The Doctor is everything....but what is the Master? The opposite of it all--- (and this is again the tragedy of their friendship and relationship.) He wants everything the Doctor has and is.

If there is a support group for former companions of the Doctor, does this mean there is a support group for them dealing with the Master? Obviously there isn't a "former companions of the Master" group because most of the few assistants he does pick up are all mostly dead...except for one...maybe....*coughs* Ailla *coughs*

Of course the Master escapes and goes to see the Toymaker after this, bargaining for life, but becoming a golden tooth (which also manages to escape), but like, he's such a tragic character and I can't...

[seeyouspacecoyote]

Dumbass Record of Ragnarok modern A/U Whoopee: (feel free to ignore, this is just me brain dumping here)

All the fighters are stuck living together due to insane cost of living (probably in Southern California near the Bay Area but I haven't thought that part out in too much detail tbh.)

Two possible directions this can take depending on just how bad the cost of living is in whoop-de-doo fuck-ass universe #293423823423 and something: Either they all live together in one house or they're all split up into 3 different houses. The fighters from Rounds 1-4 live in one house, the fighters from Rounds 5-8 all live in another house, and the fighters from Rounds 9-13 all live in yet another house.

Absolutely none of them have a proper sense of how time works like at all.

Any house where Tesla spends any amount of time at all will randomly get a wall blown out at some random ass time when he's busy tinkering with some mechanical shit and accidentally forgets he's handling potentially explosive devices/materials.

Adam, Kojiro, Heracles, and Simo are probably the only people in the whole bunch who are actually tolerable to live with who actually spend any amount of time there.

Odin just fucking hangs himself from a tree (like he does in Norse Mythology,) and nobody ever sees him again. He's still perfectly alive, he just can't handle the bullshit of living with everyone else anymore.

Thor does almost nothing but garden, he plants tons of vegetables at a local community garden where he meets a nice woman who he befriends.

Leonidas will bitch about any inaccuracies on any History Channel show involving military history to anyone who will listen (and also those who don't care.) And don't get him started on Ancient Aliens.

Raiden will interrupt Leonidas when he's bitching about Ancient Aliens to theorize out loud about how big and fat and jiggly alien titties and ass-cheeks gotta be and goes on an unhinged hour long rant about how great it would be to get to fuck alien bitches with fat titties and fat asses.

Zeus got arrested in like 5 minutes after sexually harassing a door to door salesperson, but not before he purposely clogged all the toilets by pouring unleaded gasoline into them. Nobody's seen him since and nobody complains about it. At all.

Qin, Loki, Okita, Nostradamus, and Anubis are chronic TikTok users and use insufferable zoomer slang like constantly.

As a result, Tesla, Susanoo, Heracles, Thor, and Leonidas can barely communicate with them.

Leonidas still talks like he spent 5 day straight on Xbox Live Chat when he gets pissed off though.

Susanoo sometimes sprays Anubis with a hose like an actual dog. Nobody stops him because they either don't give a fuck or they're too scared of him to say anything.

Anubis climbs on the furniture, licks the walls, and occasionally eats dog treats like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Buddha takes Zero to shit like Electric Forest and Burning Man despite Zero likely not being mature enough to do that kind of shit.

Raiden steals Hajun's laptop at one point, finds out that he got "fat bitches fighting over food" on pornhub bookmarked on his computer and laughs at Hajun for it, Hajun responds by throwing a fire hydrant he stole from a random street at him.

Raiden unironically enjoys pro-wrestling.

Lu Bu, Chen Gong, the other random members of the Chinese army, Shiva, and Qin absolutely crush it in DDR.

Rasputin does nothing but post horrible edgy/racist shit on 4chan. Nobody ever sees him. Ever. He most definitely has piss bottles in his room. Heracles and Zero are terrified to even walk near there and honestly nobody blames them.

Jack bakes pies at suspicious times. Anyone who asks him what's in the pies never gets a straight answer. He always smells vaguely like cologne.

Susanoo works some horrible soul-sucking C-suite corporate job 100 hours a week and has a terrible cocaine habit so he can spend less time sleeping and work as much as possible so he can try to find someplace else to live asap. He always has bags under his eyes which he has to resort to hiding with concealer so people don't think he's some kind of deranged serial killer or something.

Susanoo may be able to hide his cocaine addiction surprisingly well, but he fails (entirely on accident,) to hide the fact that he has one of those mildly uninteresting/questionable secret NSFW daddy dom type tumblr accounts that you suspect are run by some middle aged cishet dude who has absolutely no idea what the rest of Tumblr's userbase actually uses the site for from Anubis and Okita.

Anubis and Okita roast him for it, Susanoo responds by pulling up Anubis's Sonic the Hedgehog/furry porn DeviantArt account and basically asking him "This you?" (though he talks too formally to actually say that exact phrase) and proceeds to doxx Anubis on the spot.

Anubis hisses at him and leaps out the nearest window.

Despite his best efforts to avoid reckless spending, Susanoo bought a hunting rifle and occasionally tries to shoot Anubis when he's getting on his nerves. Anubis always manages to dodge it though.

Poseidon, Hajun, and Beelzebub eat everyone's food whenever they feel like it.

Zero is usually the main target. Buddha always buys extra snacks for him though. He also takes fruit off of trees and brings it home with him for the same reason.

[tiodolma]

Merlin Characters as Animated Villain Songs! Part 2

Morgause - That's my Lullaby (Zira, Lion King 2)

Sleep, Sister Morgana, let your dreams take wing One day when you're fit and strong You will be a Queen Now the past I've tried forgetting And my foes I could forgive Trouble is, I know it's petty But I hate to let them live

(Cenred) So you found yourself somebody Who'll chase Uther up a tree

Oh, the battle may be bloody But that kind of works for me

The melody of angry growls A counterpoint of painful howls A symphony of death, oh my! That's my lullaby! The joy of vengeance! Testify! Payback time is nearing And then our flag will fly Against the blood red sky That's my lullaby!

Arthur Pendragon - Gaston (Gaston, Beauty and the Beast)

(Leon) Every guy here'd love to be you, Arthur! Even when taking your lumps There's no man in town as admired as you You're everyone's favorite guy Everyone's awed and inspired by you And it's not very hard to see why (Merlin) Perfect, a pure paragon!

(Arthur) As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

[Camelot] My, what a guy, that Arthur!

(Knights) No one fights like Arthur Douses lights like Arthur In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Arthur! (Arthur) And beasts of the field say a prayer First, I carefully aim for the liver Then I shoot from behind

(Knights) Say it again Who's a man among men? Who's the super success? Don't you know? Can't you guess? Ask his fans and his five hangers-on There's just one guy in town Who's got all of it down...

Morgana - In the Dead of the Night (Rasputin, Anastasia)

In the dark of the night I was tossing and turning And the nightmare I had was as bad as can be It scared me out of my wits A corpse falling to bits! Then I opened my eyes And the nightmare was, me!

I was once the most mystical lady in Camelot When the royals betrayed me they made mistake My curse made each of them pay But one tyrant King got away Brother Arthur, beware Morgana's awake.

As the Pieces fall into place I'll see him crawl into place Do Svidaniya, Arthur, Your Grace Farewell.

In the dark of the night terror will strike him! Terror's the least I can do! In the dark of the night evil will brew. Soon he will feel that his nightmares are real. In the dark of the night He'll be through!

[anotherghoul666]

Ok, but why does the Turisas Rasputin cover slap so much? I might have to add them to the playlist of bands to look into when I finish my hyperfixation

Because Turisas are one of the greatest, most fun folk metal bands that have ever existed. When you combine their vibe with 70s disco, and you let Mr. Olli Vänskä unhinged-violinist-extraordinaire serve you with a violin riff straight out of a 70s porno, you get PURE GOLD. Legit, this song live turns even the hardest metalhead into a disco-head for 4 minutes. It turns the moshpit into a folk dancing / russian dancing pit, and it's some of the absolute most fun I've had in my lenghty career as a concert goer. I will never forget that pit and it's been almost 10 years since. #core memory!

If you do want to get into Turisas next, if I may serve as a guide since these guys were one of my early 2010s hyperfixation (and yall see how hard I can go in my hyperfications with Ghost, now imagine that but with way less adult responsibilities. I street-teamed for these guys, I hung out with them multiple times, I attended their clinics, I attended some of the recording of an album, I have a tattoo, like. Yeah I used to go way harder when I was younger XD) : - they released music between 2004 and 2013 and it sounds very much "of its time" in terms of the late 2000s to early 2010s folk metal boom, if that's something that even matters to you. I say this cause metalheads will know exactly what Turisas sounds like before they even have to listen when I say this, I don't know what your music taste is like tho so it might mean nothing? xD

- I advise doing the discography in order, which would be: 2004's Battle Metal, 2007's The Varangian Way, 2011's Stand Up And Fight and leave 2013's Turisas2013 for last. People often have the reflex to go for the latest release of a band; DO NOT DO THAT WITH TURISAS, it'll make you dislike the band. 2013 was very weird, it's a strange project with some good but mostly a whole lotta Bad and some more What The Fuck Was That. Stick to the first three and only if you're really in love and crave more material, try 2013, otherwise, leave it alone.

- if you can't commit to 4 albums, the one album that's essential listen is The Varangian Way. Take an hour of your day, have the lyrics out, and prepare to Feel Shit. It's a concept album about the Varangian Guard (if you like history like I do this might tickle you hard) and it follows a band of vikings and their descent from the north down to Byzantine. This album is a cornerstone of the folk metal genre which shaped it going forward and spawned a million and one immitations who never came close to this. It's grandiose and theatrical and I have both laughed out loud and sobbed to this album. Please do the entire album in one go, don't fragment it into singles and playlists, it's a concept and it flows and it needs to be whole. The other albums you may pick out singles for a playlist a bit more but Varangian deserves to be heard the way it was designed.

Happy exploration, if you do listen to them eventually please come back and let me know what you think! :D

[gtzgoblin]

Alright let's go: Kate Bishop, America Chavez, Yelena Belova, Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, Kamala Khan, Illyana Rasputin, Emma Frost, Bobbi Morse, Jessica Jones, Layla El-Faouly, Maya Lopez, Gamora, Nebula, Mantis

That's just Marvel and it's hard with comics coz like, different authors write in different ways and some totally miss my vibe/what I think is the point. But as a rule, they're the people I look for when I'm looking for reading (and I've added MCU Layla coz she's the best). Like, I really like Gwenpool in WCA but I don't like the whole break the forth wall style of comics so have never really read her own stuff.

So I'm less lame I'll branch out into different things I like:

Amy Pond, Clara Oswald, Bill Potts, Martha Jones, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato, the 13th Doctor, Yasmin Khan, Donna Noble, Missy, Sarah Jane Smith is a legend

This is still kinda lame because they're all just in Doctor Who, I must like other things? That's all just from two universes. Um.

Kimiko Miyashiro, Annie January.

I can only think of things that I've literally just been immersed in. I'm running through things I've watched recently on a ticklist and I can't remember half of them. I'm not attempting House of the Dragon, they're all terrible people. X-23 was in Deadpool and I forgot her above but now I'm going back to Marvel and I don't wanna do that.

Omg wait. How did I forget Dr Ellie Sattler from Jurassic Park, formative to my childhood development, and Lex too - but more in the film than the book. Phoebe Spengler, the kid in the new Ghostbusters films. And, yknow, all of the female Ghostbusters from the middle run that no one but me and my dad actually liked. Janine Melnitz. Kylie Griffin. Ripley from Alien. Merida from Brave. Moana. The girl hyena in fucking Lion Guard. Velma and Daphne from Scooby Doo. The badass lady who owns the coffee shop in Good Omens. Poison Ivy, because I agree with her logic but not her methods. Leslie Knope, Ann Perkins, April Ludgate, Donna Meagle from Parks and Rec. Jen from the IT Crowd. All the girls in Derry Girls. Robin and Nancy and Erica and oh my god Joyce from Stranger Things. Morgana and Gwen from Merlin.

There are so many cool women out there in media (though everything I'm thinking of I'm wading through more men than women to think of names). This is way more than fucking ten but whatever..why stop? We gotta show support for strong ladies and I love them all!

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

[crossedwithblue]

fuck it all the questions I guess

OOOOOkay here we go! (for some reason it's forcing me to include this in the bullet list)

1:A song you like with a color in the title: Whoreson Prison Blues

2:A song you like with a number in the title: 99 Red Balloons (could also have worked for the previous question hehe)

3:A song that reminds you of summertime: Havana by Camila Cabelo

4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about: Not over You by Tessa Violet. I still like the song but could do without some of the associations.

5:A song that needs to be played LOUD: Emergency by Icona Pop

6:A song that makes you want to dance: London Thumakda

7:A song to drive to: uhhh I don't drive but Marlene on the Wall is a good song to be driven to

8:A song about drugs or alcohol: the closest I can think of is Die Slow by Venus and the Moon

9:A song that makes you happy: Drunks on a Boat by the Sweetchunks Band (yes I know, terrible band name but I think they're very funny), also Bombastic by Bonnie McKee and Kill of the Night by Gin Wigmore

10:A song that makes you sad: Painter Song by Norah Jones

11:A song that you never get tired of: Movement by Hozier

12:A song from your preteen years: Rasputin and Brown Girl in the Ring (my mum liked Boney M lol)

13:One of your favorite 80’s songs: not quite 80s but Wuthering Heights

14:A song that you would love played at your wedding: I feel like this would depend on my spouse, like it would have to be a song we both loved? So I can't pick one for a slow dance but (might be cheating to repeat it) but I'd have to bust it down to London Thumakda

15:A song that is a cover by another artist: easy - Jennifer Warnes' cover of Joan of Arc

16:One of your favorite classical songs: oh where do I even start? currently I'm really enjoying Janet Baker's recording of Sea Pictures by Elgar bc my orchestra is going to play it! An all-time favourite would be the Largo from the Bach concerto for double violin, or as a cellist, I do have to give Le Cygne a shoutout!

17:A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke: In A Year by Hozier and Karen Cowley. the harmonies are *chef's kiss* and I could probably sing the lower part from memory

18:A song from the year that you were born: apparently Say My Name came out in 2000!

19:A song that makes you think about life: First Love by Emmy the Great

20:A song that has many meanings to you: answered this one already but The Shore by Wiretree

21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title: Jackie and Wilson by Hozier

22:A song that moves you forward: No Plan by Hozier (yes I know that's the third or fourth Hozier song. I just really love Hozier)

23:A song that you think everybody should listen to: kinda struggling with this one like I don't think my taste is subjective lol. however I unironically think everyone should listen to WAP and think about their reaction to it and like, if it makes them uncomfortable, question whether they have the same pearl-clutching reaction to male rappers talking about their dicks, and why they have an issue with a genuinely fun, clever and unashamed song about female sexuality (also it's just objectively a good song)

24:A song by a band you wish were still together: again idk, i've never really been invested in a band just for the sake of it. however I would love the Pitch Perfect girlies to do an actual world tour so let's say their cover of Cheap Thrills or I Don't Like It, I Love It or even Love On Top since they did that one OOC as a fundraiser

25:A song by an artist no longer living: once again where do I even start lol.

26:A song that makes you want to fall in love: ehhhh I think I'm too aro for this shit. maybe Honeybee by Steam Powered GIraffe, just bc I realised I wanted them on this list.

27:A song that breaks your heart: Wish That You Were Here by Florence and the Machine

28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love: Barefoot by kd lang. voice like a velvet bedspread.

29:A song that you remember from your childhood: ok im having a bit of a crisis rn bc i'm thinking of a specific Bollywood song that I used to dance to with my aunt (a cool young 20something when I was a small child) and I can't remember how it goes any more :') but it was very peppy and we danced to it a lot

30:A song that reminds you of yourself: oh this is so hard! Steampunk Pixie by Frenchie and the Punk when I'm in an energetic mood, Village by Cam when I'm not, and in general and more recently, All Things End by Hozier which I do find a little difficult to listen to bc it's so raw for me lmao

@zackarley tagging you just to make sure you don't miss it after i typed all of this stuff out lol

[sciencestyled]

Rasputin's Revelations: Unraveling the Enigma of AI Mind-Reading

Hey there, fellow knowledge junkies and curiosity cat-herders of Tumblr! Are your mind grapes thirsty for some juicy, mind-boggling intel? Well, buckle up your brain belts, because we're about to serve you a feast of fantastical facts that's going to make your neurons do the Harlem Shake. (Oops, did we just date ourselves? Whatever, on with the show!)

Picture this: It's a dark and stormy night (because, drama), and who do we have as our narrator? None other than Grigori Rasputin himself. Yes, you heard that right. The mystical, magical, maybe-a-little-misunderstood Rasputin is back from the great beyond to drop some knowledge bombs about a breakthrough so wild, it'll make your ancestors spin in their graves.

So, what's cooking in the cauldron of science today? It's AI-powered mind-reading technology! This isn't your garden-variety crystal ball gazing or palm reading shindig. We're talking about hardcore science flirting with the edges of the arcane. Imagine being able to read thoughts as easily as scrolling through your Tumblr feed. Mind-blowing, right?

Here’s the 411: These brainy boffins have whipped up something called functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging (fMRI), and it's like the crystal ball of the 21st century. This baby doesn't just look at your pretty face; it dives into the swirling whirlpools of your brain activity. It's like having a psychic session with your neurons!

But wait, there's more. Enter the AI decoder – this piece of wizardry is like the Rosetta Stone for your brainwaves. It takes the cryptic codes of your cerebral cortex and translates them into plain old English (or whatever language you fancy). We're talking about a tech that can understand the whispers of your grey matter. Spooky? Absolutely. Awesome? Double absolutely.

Now, this journey wasn't a walk in the park. The brain is a tough nut to crack, more complicated than your last relationship status. The scientists faced challenges like a knight in shining armor battles dragons. They had to deal with brain signals that are slower than your grandma on Facebook, but they persevered. They fed this AI decoder with 16 hours of spoken stories, which is like binge-watching your favorite show but for science.

The result? A technology that doesn't just parrot back words, but actually gets the gist of your thoughts. It's like having a heart-to-heart with your brain. And this isn't just a party trick; it has the potential to help people who can't communicate in traditional ways. We're talking about breaking down barriers and opening up whole new worlds of conversation. It's like giving a voice to the voiceless.

But, as with all great power, comes great responsibility (thanks, Spider-Man). We've got to think about the ethics of this tech. Do we really want people poking around in our headspace uninvited? It's a bit like reading someone's diary without asking. Not cool, right?

As we peer into the future, like looking into a misty crystal ball, we see possibilities that are both thrilling and a tad terrifying. We could be on the brink of a world where our thoughts could control everything from computers to coffee makers. But let's not forget to tread carefully, because with every step into the unknown, we might just be poking a sleeping dragon.

In conclusion, dear Tumblrinos, we've just taken you on a whirlwind tour of a scientific breakthrough that's as fascinating as it is freaky. It's a tale of brains, machines, and the magical dance of technology that could change the world as we know it. Share this story, talk about it, meme it up, and let's keep the conversation going. Because in the end, it's our collective curiosity that fuels the future. And who knows? Maybe Rasputin was onto something after all.

[ghostsandmirrors]

"Bucky! What are numbers 3, 7, 9, 13, and 27, on your playlist? Those are all lucky numbers, by the way 😉"

Muse Music Association!

"Don't know why you're askin' me; I didn't pick 'em."

I took this meme to be ooc so... answer pog. You literally got the least interesting ones, though. Could've gotten I'll Be Good by Jaymes Young, but instead we have;

3 - Bad Guy by 3OH!3

7 - Fake Happy by Paramore

9 - Gasoline by Halsey

13 - I'm a Wanted Man by Royal Deluxe

27 - Everything I Wanted by Billie Eilish

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3 Just because of this fanvid, ngl. It's a really good fanvid, though. I know I said I was excluding fanvids but it's the song, the reason is just this one really good fanvid. Also I can't be bothered to look up the lyrics and start analysing but this is the only time I'm being lazy.

7 Depression. That's it. That's the reason. It's mostly the overall vibe and specifically the chorus, especially, 'don't ask me how I've been/don't make me play pretend' because do you think this man has ever answered 'hey! how've you been?!' honestly? Of fuckin course he hasn't. This ties very much into Everything I Wanted's reason so just know all depression songs are connected.

9 'You can't wake up, this is not a dream/you're part of a machine, you are not a human being.' I know Halsey lyrics on rp accounts became a meme back in 2015 because they were fuckin everywhere, but this one works for him.

Like, I could easily write an entire essay about Bucky's canonical treatment both with HYDRA and after HYDRA and how much he is dehumanised not only by the 'villains' but also his allies? And how the narrative just doesn't fuckin care and treats it as normal and right even while the character himself seems bothered by it? And I started to the other day but I forgot to add 'canonical' so it didn't read correctly... but I'm not going to do that right now. Just know I have a lot of angry feelings and Gasoline works for Bucky.

13 Fanvids strike back. This one in particular. It is also just a song that really describes him, though; between TWS and CACW he is a wanted man. SHIELD wants him, HYDRA wants him, Steve wants him, Sam probably wants to charge a bill to him for that fuckin steering wheel... but also there's a lot of lyrics that work outside of that, including shit like, 'the law ain’t never been a friend of mine,' and 'I've got blood on my hands.'

Again, I could write an essay. I'm not going to for the sake of brevity, but I could and that threat is going to hang over everyone.

Also this: 'If you ask me to change/I don’t know if I can,' which I know is a giant red flag but I associate it in a non-red flag way of just, 'yer man will never fully unlearn the training and lessons and TFATWS can fuck off pretending otherwise; I will fight Marvel.'

27 Depression V2: Electric Boogaloo.

Sebastian Stan once said that the only reason Bucky hasn't kermit sewer side is because of Steve and... this is a song about someone having a dream where they kermit sewer side and in the dream no one cares... and I'm just saying, it fits. Again, this has been vaguely looked at before (this edit) but not in a proper way? I'm just creating a To-Do list of essays to write, aren't I? Fuck.

But anyway, Bucky Barnes is depressed, the only reason--at the time of CACW--he hadn't kermit sewer side was Steve's existence and the entire song is about maybe kinda wanting to die but also having someone who'll cling to your very being to keep you going and that's why I hardcore ship Stucky. Welcome to my TED Talk; the essays are here--

that's a joke, I cba with that.

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yaaay happy happy fun times.

[bornbreathless-archive]

Sainted friend of a friend. Oh, if only he knew. Char can't help but flash a grin at the phrase, making sure to tuck it away and tell Emmanuel about later. Or maybe best not. She's not entirely sure how he'll feel when he finds out she's still interfering in Constantine's deaths.

But that's a thought for another time, and she returns her attention to the man in question. "That would involve me telling you who they are, and fortunately for you I'm very good at keeping secrets. Suffice to say that you have friends in high places, John Constantine. You're a lucky man." Here she pauses, glances again at the ruined shirt. "For a given value of lucky, I suppose. Hold that thought."

Char reaches into her pocket and pulls out a file, too large to have reasonably been stored in there, and starts to leaf through the pages, each one more tattered and stained than the last until she seemingly finds what she's looking for near the end. "Always better to take the old records out before I forget, otherwise it just causes a massive headache later on if we get a surprise audit and I have to come up with some kind of excuse for why you have one more cause of death than you should have; you wouldn't believe how long it took to sort out Rasputin's file." The Reaper plucks a particularly blood-stained page from the file and examines it for a moment before holding it out, indicating for him to take it as she stows the file back into her pocket. "Consider it a souvenir. Or I'm sure you can find some kind of spell to use it in or something."

constantine's eyebrows raise as the stain lifts off like a morning mist, begrudging appreciation in the twist of his mouth. a sense of humor and she saves him money on detergent. he could get used to having such an efficient near-death case worker.

' huh. missed that bus by a mile, denni? ' two months ago? he frowns, quizzical. what the sodding hell had he been up to then? hadn't made any deals, hadn't pulled any favors — everything's still ticking. couldn't be him. then again, how many other john constantines can there be in the world to mix up? none with his kind of reputation, that's for fucking sure. ' shame, that. it'd be nice to know what me record is before i go on beating it. '

he watches her out of the corner of his eye as he tucks the shredded sections of his freshly cleaned shirt into his belt, trying to hide some of the damage. hard to find a corruptible reaper these days; any twat with enough juice to push back his scheduled red card is someone worth knowing, and any reaper rebellious enough to do it is worth chatting up. ' and do i get to meet this sainted friend of a friend, or is this part'o some black box charity special they're runnin' out've your head office? buy a bullet in the next twenty, spit it out for free? '

[fierceststorm]

comprehensive list of girls that ororo munroe has adopted and will not return: kitty pryde, laura kinney, jubilee, illyana rasputin, idie okonkwo, probably america chavez, +riri williams ( it’s what she deserves )

[shae-la-hyene]

Top 10 Villain Songs of all times.

Because I just watched the worst takes ever in a Ms Mojo video, I'm giving you my own top to scratch the itch and fix the balance in the universe.

The songs will be judged by if they're a bop, make you shiver in genuine fear, or just have perfect aesthetic.

10 : Queen of Mean

Regrettably, this song is a BOP. Even if every inch of me hates Disney Channel movies and frankly any disney that isn't animated (I didn't watch any Descendant or HSM movie), I must give it to Audrey : she made her point clear and I want to do the same.

9 : You play with the big boys now

Is it the best song from The Prince of Egypt ? No. It may be Deliver us, but it is probably The Plagues. But none of them are pure villain songs and You play's aesthetic is ON POINT. The animators for this were fucking geniuses. If you weren't an Egyptology nerd kid before, you were now. The perfect balance of artifice and us knowing it's fake, or seeing people believing it anyway, the symmetry of it all, the COLORS and just the overwhelming presence of the Gods' representation... This is a song that swallows you whole and spit you out wet and shivering.

8 : The world's greatest criminal mind

Let's face it, Ratigan is a disgusting, despicable, hottie. If I got wet over the mouse stripper first, the Rat in Cape did make its place in my dreams more than once. You can taste the megalomaniac and the greed in that song. And it's a fucking bop. So easily, you find yourself singing along... Love me some narcissistic, susceptible, mafia rat.

7 : Shiny

I don't know, man. That crab does something for me. He's so unapologetically vain and shallow, and I can't really blame him. This one lives in his own reality and it rocks. Only real interactions with others are to be an asshole (cf Maui's insecurities). He's beautiful and hot and he knows it. That's his purpose and he's great at it.

Worth to note that in the french version he says he's 'bling bling' which gives to his performance a 2002 rap song clip's aesthetic. Also in a asexual way, which I appreciate, because he doesn't value himself by a potential mate's desires. He only cares about himself and his own opinion of his appearance. No 'all the girls will fall for me' like we see in Mine. Fabulous. I'd follow him in his reality any day. 10/10 would let him eat me.

6 : In the dark of the Night

I like Dr Facilier. But necromancy up an army of undead to serve as chorus is Rasputin's thing and he does it better than anyone else could. Ever. The part where he brushes his hair like he was Anastasia is creepy, man. The rest is just soooo good. You fall in love with every insect, you wish you were them to worship the Corpse God. The colors are on point and the music enthralls us to follow. Rasputin is one of the few villains who sound genuinely mad as fuck and out for blood. Sweetie, you're right, kill that bitch.

5 : Hellfire

The Hunchback is my second favorite animated movie, it's no surprise Hellfire in on the list. Hellfire is something else... The animators in that movie obviously focused all their efforts on light and fire and it shows in the God Help the Outcast scene, when the cathedral spits burning oil, but most of all : with Frollo's scene. Very few villain songs managed to dig so much into their character's personalities and motives than this one. You see the faith, and how it's twisted. You see the guilt, the hate he has for himself that he projects on her, you see the desire and how it clashes against his values burning through his very core and leaving a shell behind, filled with madness and single-focused drive. Frollo may be seen as a mindless monster, but that scene makes us see him as the tortured soul he really is, with more depth than any other character in the movie. This song leaves you horrified and sad, with your heart beating too hard, and your chest raising too wide. Frollo's soul is dragged to Hell under your eyes, and you learned something you'll never forget.

4 : Kill the Beast

If Gaston's main song is grotesque and scary in how 'normal' it looks, Kill the Beast is bloody terrifying. Genuinely, Gaston and this song are the ones I fear most in all the list. How not only allowed but expected and glorified, this kind of violence and ostratization of the different is, is blood-curdling. Kill the Beast taught me to fear crowds and how easy it is to manipulate them into mindless drive for blood. Mini-me saw themselves at the mercy of such a crowd for the sole crime of being different, and had to accept a truth that they never should have to face. Kill the Beast has an intensity and fury that is far too believable and real. Being human makes us susceptible of being one of them and it's a fucking hard pill to swallow. Every word of it sounds insane if you stop a second to think it calmly. But crowds are foolish and deaf and won't stop and think. In a crowd we lose our individuality and our reason. In a crowd we follow Gaston and his drive to kill. Still stops my heart and induces freeze and flight instinct.

3 : Poor Unfortunate Souls

Absolute GODDESS ! We all know the chart post. Ursula is sexy and she knows it. She's also smarter than everyone else and knows it, with no respect for any of those lesser fish. I can get behind that far too easily. Triton made the mistake of underestimating her and chase her off the court, and oh boy what a mistake that was. This song is the perfect balance of a siren's luring song and derisive mockery. The Drag Queen aesthetic is here, you hate Ursula but you can't deny she's fucking fabulous and awesome and that you'd let her turn you into a worm if she only looked at you like you were dirt. Ursula is the reason tentacle porn exists. 10/10 I want to bury my face between those breasts just to hear her voice resonate from within.

2 : Be prepared

Scar has this little something that the others don't have. The bad boy attitude with the battle scar and scrawny stature. This is Famine and Pestilence incarnated, the evil that bid his time. He is THE ultimate lime green villain and he has the best aesthetic of them all. Just look how he walks... No wonder the hyenas followed what he said. I'm a hyena and I was sold the first two notes in. He's not convincing anyone it's the right thing to do. But it's what he's going to do, just wait and see. And he mostly reminds us to choose our side well for soon his will be the winner's. There's only one energy that could make hungry wild and chaotic hyenas yield and walk at pace like an army, and it's his. Be prepared is an hommage Scar sings to himself. It says look at me rising to the top. And we can only look and let our eyes burn from the sight.

Honorable mentions :

Humiliate the boy because it's so over the top it's hilarious and frankly concerning.

Trust in me, because I'd fall for it, that snake can do what it wants with me.

Mine, because if the english version is a meh at best, the french version can rip your pants off. You feel the hunger and greed with every note and that's something you remember forever.

Not one of us, because even if not technically a villain song, has this dark aesthetic, that very very wrong emotion and reason, and slithers into your very core.

1 : Savages

Colors of the Wind may be the song that won the Oscar, but everybody knows it's only because they couldn't give it to a song that spoke of hatred and racism and war. Savages is the best Pocahontas song, the best villain song, and bloody hell the best animated movie song of all times. This damn thing transports you into a whole other dimension and a maelstrom of conflicting emotions. This is a horrible situation that escalated horribly and you see everything coming to an inexorable and all destructive end. Hatred is the same, no matter your color, and there is no winner in war. Pocahontas as a movie tried to remind us to fight for what we believe is right, no matter who says it's worthless, and that we're more than our fear and violence. But Savages is here to make you see exactly how wars start and how little hope there is to avoid them. Savage taught me of the violence within us, how the world is ruled, how any reason given for hatred and war are just hollow excuses for all fights are for power and blood, and taught me who I wanted to be in the middle of it.

Every damn frame of that clip is a bloody masterpiece and the sight of the reflection of the soldiers on the waterfall has been there behind my eyelid every time I closed my eyes in the past 23 years. The dichotomy of pastels blues and pinks slashing with blood red and night blue followed all along the movie, but is best expressed in this song, and we see it meet in the fire and smoke of an explosion. The dawn tinted everything in fire yellow and orange and we watch the world burn.

100/10. Savages has gutted me times and times again and it still does every time I hear or watch it, even if I watched it 10 000 times already. Made me cry more than once. The hardest fights are not the ones we think.

Also see : Top ten Villain songs, Top ten sad songs, Top ten romantic songs, Top ten intros that slap, Top ten pretty songs, Top ten not-that-bad sequel, Top ten worse sequels, Top five terrifying villains

[abusivelittlebunny]

Who has the best bimbo expression, John or Conrad?

Oh God this is the most difficult question of all time it actually made me sit and stare at my gallery for ten minutes and I just can't come to an answer so let's analyze... as we know there are many sides of a bimbo! They're both very...

1. Baby

Being a boy this pretty does come with the pinkest most kissable lips and the cutest big blue cat eyes that blink up at daddy so sweetly; with every bat of those long lashes they clearly say "I'm a little stupid and a little silly but you'll take care of me, right?♡" and fuck you really can't say no. Both of them look like cute schoolboys asked into the principal's office over rumors of them hooking in the boy's bathroom and both of them act the clueless daisy with the cherry pie wide eyes and strawberry flavored lip gloss, saying "please, sir don't tell my daddy" as they move to sit in the old man's lap. No one is immune to such bimbo charm and they're back in business within fifteen minutes. (I want them both in checkered schoolgirl skirts riding up high on their thighs and kneesocks and pretty panties; I know they'd be into it)

2. Bashful

Being propositioned to can be a bit shocking for a bimbo, especially if it's from one's enemy. Conrad knew Rasputin was a lewd man, his job was to be pretty and seduce him after all, but to have the man order him across the table to get his father in his seat and then come over here, boy, and the older man pulled him effortlessly into his lap to grope and palm at him while Rasputin maintained a conversation with his father, right in front of Conrad; well, that was a bit much. He feels too shy, Rasputin is not being subtle at all, touching him all over, opening his shirt to squeeze and rub at his chest and nipples and stroke over his dainty cock and below through his trousers, leaving no option for Conrad but to feel excited. A lick to his ear has Conrad giving out an embarrassing mewl amongst a string of heavy breathing as Rasputin rocked his own hardening and extremely well-endowed erection against Conrad's backside, having the boy squirming in his lap while keeping up conversation like it was nothing. Conrad is trying not to look at his father, God knows what Orlando might think of him, but the other guests are no better to look at, the least he gets is curious amusement, but most look hungry, waiting for Rasputin to finally throw him onto the table and plow him hard in front of his father and everybody else. It's mortifying, yet, it turns him on intensely, and he's half dreading, half craving it to finally happen.

Similarly feels John, who's just been caught by Luca off guard, with nothing but Angel's sleep shirt on and a tight pair of pink panties, seated on the couch and waiting for his husband to come home after a long shift at the restaurant. John wanted to surprise Angel, ride him on the couch and fall asleep together while watching something stupid on the TV, but instead it was Luca who stepped through the door when John squealed "welcome home, Daddy!" If it was any other normal brother in law, there might be an awkward pause and a row of apologies, but no, Luca was delighted by John's greeting, that predatory grin that made the hair stand up on John's neck plastered across his face as he sing-songed "Daddy's home." John swallows thickly, knowing he won't come out of this well and is frozen for a long moment as Luca strides over, shedding his coat and scarf and throwing them to the side to stand in front of John and pet his head condescendingly. His crotch is at eye level and John has to swallow the pooling saliva again and force himself not to think about what could happen if Luca was in one of those moods. John almost forgets about how underdressed he was until Luca purrs how he should wear this and nothing else at all times, show off those milky thighs, and John is scurrying for a blanket to cover himself with but it's too late, Luca has grabbed him around the waist and promptly took him in his lap, the kiss against the side of his neck like a knife in warning and John squirms but can't deny the effect it has on him, Luca's wandering hands and strong hold making his panties tent until the door opens again and Angel steps through with a groan of "I see Luca invited himself over again," and Luca, the bastard, doesn't even pause in fondling Angel's property as he cheerfully asks about what's for dinner? John's face is red and the humiliation can only aid his arousal. He, just as Conrad, knows he won't be getting a light bed exercise tonight, but a rather savage one.

3. A little emotional

They react to negative stuff similarly, let's say that being rejection from their tops over a jealousy outburst. Conrad saw how Orlando and Polly grew closer, flirting subtly, and gazing into each other's eyes for too long and he couldn't handle it anymore and confronted his father over it. "You want her more than you want me, is that it?!" John asks the same question when he sees Angel smiling at Lizzie while they're having a chat outside of the restaurant. He knows they mutually agreed to the divorce and that Angel is still friendly with her but a bit too friendly for his liking. Both Orlando and Angel come with the "Don't talk nonsense, no one in the world is more important to me than you" but the looks, the innocent touches, the hasty dismissal, it eats away at Conrad and John. They both throw tantrums but John is more aggressive at first, throwing tables and shouting and maybe even throwing a hit, while Conrad is whiney like an unwanted kitten, giving a whole melodrama and screaming into the pillow, but they both end up at the same spot, crying their little hearts out on the bed wearing their tops' jumpers and being so small and vulnerable you just want to eat them up with a spoon. They'll only stop sniffling once they're securely in their tops' lap, pulled close and rocked like a baby, being shushed gently and called all kinds of sweet things until they calm down and snuggle closer.

Any more gifs and my phone will catch on fire even though I could give more comparisons (part 2?👀) but you get the jist. They're both five star bimbos and we shouldn't compete our beautiful princesses against each other. They're both cuties that need to be fucked hard in several positions♡