#can't even go to the store with my service dog without people trying to touch him while he's trying to keep me from passing out

[ratsoh-writes]

Alr alr here it goes. Rubbing my hands together like a fly rn. I'm so so so so so sorry rats I'm the worlds worst yapper please forgive me for l have written this to be so disgustingly long (I wanted to cover all bases

I would like a matchup please and thank you

Disclaimer: I have a septum and a vertical labret piercing, and I will not be taking them out. The vertical labret healing process (surprisingly not actually getting the needle stabbed through my lip) hurt so bad when id snag it l'd rather stomp on a Lego for 5 hours straight than have to get it redone

Okay okay, to start, I'm an INFJ last I checked, if that what means anything. I'm generally a pretty friendly and forgiving person, but if l feel like the person who has wronged me did it with malicious intent i will cut them off real easy and be done with them. Generally, I have a "three strikes and you're out" rule. I will state my boundaries 3 times, after three times of me saying "what you're doing makes me uncomfortable/scares me/upsets me" I will become very spiteful and distant and we will become strangers. I'm pretty goofy a majority of the time because I like to keep things light hearted, and I'm generally able to match my humour to that of the person I'm talking with because I find a lot of things funny, as long as nobody is being harmed physically or emotionally I'm having a good time.

Generally, I'm not the type to get into arguments. I can disagree with someone without being at their throat unless they've done something genuinely horrific, but l will defend myself. Often in a way that's careful and respectful so the person being a dick looks like an even bigger asshole.

My favourite running bit is flipping my roommates dad off, and whenever my roommate is eating coleslaw I'll ask her if it's "slawful or slawesome"

They are my only family aside from my sister. Family is extremely important to me, though, so l'd be a bit sad if my love interests family hates me because I'm going to want to be their bestie

I have CPTSD and anxiety, so l'm someone who needs time to myself sometimes to sort through my head.

My triggers aren't going to make me crash out, but I may become emotionally distant for awhile and lock myself away. I also have POTS!

While i manage it just fine on my own and prefer it that way, my heart rate can spike from 60/70 to 130+ in a matter of seconds after sitting or standing. I can't do as many strenuous things as well as I used to, and I'm forced to chow down on raw salt from the salt shaker and pickles like they're going out of style, or I could possibly feel very dizzy, shaky, weak, or possibly outright faint. I like to think I have a good handle on it! I don't ask for help, but sometimes if someone's feeling really nice they could make me a can of soup (high salt content) or bring me some water if it's really bad and I'm stuck in bed (rare). I do push my body to its limits sometimes since the POTS diagnosis was decent, and l'd still like to see how far I can go and what I'm still capable of. I don't let it get me down/ stop me from trying to live my life.

My love languages are: Acts of service (you're tired? I'll bring you a drink. Working? I'll grab you a snack), gift giving (at the store? I'll grab your favourite drinks and snacks. You mention something you've been wanting for awhile once? I've logged it into my memory, here's this suspiciously shaped birthday gift because I love u and I think of u), physical touch (a bit more subtle. A pat on the back, a gentle squeeze on your shoulder if you're stressed out. I like laying on people in private. I may crouch next to a chair someone's sitting on if I'm feeling particularly tired or lovey dovey I may just crouch next to someone's chair and rest my arm on the arm of it while they sit, I also like holding hands)

My receiving languages are Acts of service, physical touch (sorta, I'm kinda like a scared shelter dog sometimes so l like a good warning), and quality time

My soul trait is probably kindness, with justice and determination filling the cracks.

Hobbies: I love medical stuff. I could read about it and watch documentaries on it all day. I'm decently well informed to a point where l've given people advice (with "but idk tho" at the end for deniability, and they've gotten back from the doctor telling me I was right). I briefly studied to be a doctor, but had to give it up. I'm just as passionate about psychology, and that's a field I may attempt to go into as well. I like to read, watch documentaries, play video games, go for brief walks, listen to music (i listen to most music. Lots of Mitski, Will Wood, Three Days Grace, and Slipknot). I will occasionally draw, but it's not something I'm overly passionate about. I also adore taking care of my dog. We have 3 at home, but my dog in particular is my sweet baby. Anyone who likes me must treat him like the little prince he is! He's so sweet n snuggly, it's impossible not to love him. I'm also learning electric guitar :3

Character strengths: I read people well and can generally spot boundaries/comfort zones without needing to be told. A lot of people naturally feel comfortable talking to be about the craziest shit in their lives so very little surprises me. I'm able to shake most things off because I don't care. I put others before myself 99.9% of the time. I also think I'm really funny. If I make nobody else laugh trust I'm making myself laugh, my therapist thinks I'm hilarious trust. I love helping people and giving lived in advice, and I'm a great problem solver! I'm also double jointed so I can gross people out by popping my shoulder blades out (could be a bad quality idk), I'll eat just about anything as long as it's a texture nuh uh.

Bad qualities: I use humour as a crutch, I make it hard for people to get to know the real me behind just being friendly and polite, I can be emotionally distant when upset unless I'm extremely comfortable with someone, I don't like to ask for help unless it's an absolute emergency and I'm panicking. I have an awful RBF so everyone assumes I'm horrendously mean until I open my mouth (l've been told that to my face it's not a guess lol) I'm forgetful at times. I can walk into a room and turn the kettle on, walk off, remember my coffee, get up and turn the kettle on, walk off, and repeat this until I have to stand there and watch it boil. I forget to consume food. I'm spacey and clumsy, and not in a cute quirky way but a "I'm so stuck in my head that my brain function is limited at this moment, oh no I just threw a glass cup in the garbage uh oh oh damn I'm so sorry lemme fish that out. It MIGHT be broken" way

Pet peeves: People who put down others without a good reason (if the other person did it first be rude be spiteful ide live your best life), hearing someone yelling (I won't cry and 99.9% of the time won't yell back, but it makes me extremely uncomfortable I'll be annoyed.) being scared!! I'm extremely jumpy and easy to startle. If it's an accident and I see you unexpectedly and jump, we're cool. If you're banging on my door out of nowhere to make me scream because you think it's funny, I'll be very pissed. Do it 3 times despite warnings and I will yell at you (very rare for me to do because l dislike it). People just generally being unkind to others (without reason)

Real breakers: I can't do clingy, and I can't do possessive. I need time alone sometimes, and I will not be policed on what I do or who I speak to. If I'm dating someone, I'm extremely serious about them. I do not date for fun. I'm handing this person the ability to screw me over on a silver platter and hoping they don't! If I date someone, I trust them, and I'm extremely loyal. If they can't trust me to talk to people or do my own thing, I'm going to be very offended and reconsider the trust l put in them. I'm fine reassuring people, but I'll get tired if I have to reassure someone every time I talk to another living being. Also, as stated before, my roommate, her dad, and my sister are the only family I have. I expect them to be treated warmly. Don't need to be best friends, but they will be treated with respect, or I will be very upset.

WHEW- sorry buns, tumblr totally bugged your ask so I had to copy and paste the text!

And woof! Girl this is the most well written and thought out matchup I have ever received!!! Here you get a gold medal! 🥇

And as for your other prize, I match you with…. ATLAS! Outertale papyrus!

Now atlas is a total baddie~ he’s tall, handsome, has a wicked dry humor and is quite an active skeleton! Atlas is a curious monster and crave adventure in his life, but is also skilled and practical enough to be able to set aside his home life into something more grounded. Atlas would make a great partner as he can be trusted not to go absolutely ham when hanging with his friends, but can also provide a calm home life. He can bring in the fun without the risk or craziness of some of the other active skeletons lol

He’s a brainiac, as a maths professor, atlas is definitely a smart monster. He does dip into other scientific fields as well, and would easily share your interest in medical stuff! Atlas is into the dark and gritty fun facts for the shock factor they give lol

He would absolutely take up your flipping off joke, would do it with you every time you flip the bird, then be suitably embarrassed when you both flip off the wrong person lmao

Your dogs are his greatest enemy. They wake him up at odd hours of the day, attempt to steal his shoes, and will wrestle him. He will (affectionately) call them mean names and will rile them up when you tell him not to. You have been warned

[madomkasak]

I'm down bad in my feels whatever

Happysad married at first sight actual wedding because maybe it is clear that the ricciardos came in throng Vs Max's side less so for [redacted] reasons and Daniel sees it and is like sneakily trying to get Michelle and his mother's attention (watching it together shows that Daniel was NOT sneaky and Max's people were like....wtf is this guy doing?? Does he not like max??? (After they fully snogged for the first kiss anyway no chill))

Cue the ricciardos being like "yeah the TV show paid for everyone to come" (the TV show didn't) so they get more friends and family to arrive from nearby (Daniel could not hold one (1) secret for long, Michelle is glad it's mafs because she would have heard about max already)

(Michelle: so it's maxie right? Short for maximus?

Max, awkward: hm. No?

Michelle, as awkward: Daniel called you both??

Max, flushing: danyul gave me nicknames already [max smile™]??

Michelle: this will be the worst in fact)

Cue!! The honeymoon! They don't even go far and yet they step down the plane sharing inside jokes and Daniel being all "oh yes, you went there with [insert backstory]" and the producers can't believe it because another couple hasn't kissed, the other is ready to walk out after a plane trip to Indonesia and these two act like they've been married forever

Except! The montage shows Daniel in tears, Max saying he's ready to walk out, intense music with the bathroom door closed and Max's muffled panicked voice talking about Daniel's mother?? and everyone on twitter says obvs they couldn't last, weren't well matched and what the heck max is so mad for? Theories come out, maxiel get all the reels from their sisters to laugh with them about

But the truth: something about dog sleighing no one bothered to run past Daniel/his family behind his back, Max saying they'll walk out of there because danyul shouldn't have to ~face his fear~ what the hell do you mean they'll just go back to the sauna (Daniel plz fuck your husband in the sauna he is gagging for it, the shorts are getting shorter, the flush ISNT from the heat, the camera men don't know how to film anything without boner sightings, wdym you aren't wearing shorts under the towel Daniel we talked about intimacy ratings – fade to black etc), the hotel sends a nut platter and there is a scare and max is on the phone trying to find everyone's numbers to deal with it

He barricaded Daniel in the bathroom despite reassurances that he didn't touch/eat/breathe next to the platter and you can't yell at hospitality people and max is all I don't even know how to use an EpiPen danyul, it's too late in Australia I will call [emergency services number].

Very sweet moment with Daniel being like you can let go of me and showing him how to use and store things and a funny story or two about wanting to eat a snickers so he begged Michelle to because if twins can think the same thoughts he can taste it through Michelle (max, blurting out that he will eat all the nuts then v Daniel: aw yeah you will (it gets cut))

Maybe he will yell at the manager a little, he could have lost his husband (Daniel: awwwww husband!!! )

I yearn for a maxiel married at first sight au and there are soooo many foreshadowing clips of Daniel freaking out, or max in a background argument with someone, or just max wildly gesticulating at a frowning Daniel and everyone already thinks they will flop hard

But instead it is indeed love and marriage at first sight and turns out that a) the Daniel freak out was nut related and deserved (not filmed, max handling it like a pro) b) it was max explaining wild things to an ultra focused Daniel (did he retain things? Kind of, he was just eating max out with his eyes tbf) and the wide shots of everyone else looking done for is because they are The Worst™

They do throw Daniel with the men so they can chill™ because he can make friends with everyone but the true surprise is how the bachelorettes take to max (it's the cat pictures he showed them that did it) and how they all agree that Daniel is down bad and help him concoct the 282619th plan to make Daniel realise it (thank the bachelorettes for maxing max were short inseams at the beach Daniel come on)

Filmed for years™: one Daniel freak out during bachelor's night but it's truthfully him sobbing throwing up about max and that's his forever boy (bachelor 1: that your lawfully wedded husband v Daniel, sobbing harder: my vows were shit he will divorce me)

[bedazzlecat]

My ideal #TheSims5 would be...

Create a World is base game included. It has fail safes and error guards to prevent causing problems with routing. You can shape the landscape with mountains, trees, rocks, bushes, landmarks, etc, and be able to place as many lots as you need. Would require a better program that Sims 3 CAW.

It comes with 3 basic built worlds like Sims 4

It's completely open world like Sims 3

Cars and boats and other vehicles are DLC options. If there are horses, we should be able to buy a wagon or carriage.

It comes with cats and dogs do start with and you can have DLC to add other animals if you want them. And if you want wild animals (to wander your world or to live in a preserve) this should be an option too. You should be able to choose only the items you need for your style of play.

Hunting should be an option. I don't even care if it's a rabbit hole like the bear hunt in sims medieval. I like there were steaks in Sims 3. Not everything has to be cute in the Sims .

Some grit and hardship without dying from embarrassment from peeing your pants like a toddler is required. Give the sims some dignity. Hypothermia? Fine. Drowning when you're so tired you pass out? Fine. Laughing yourself to death, stupid.

Gardening plants should have unique meshes that look like real plants. Dragon fruit does not grow on a bush and corn doesn't grow on a vine. I want to utilize all of my ingredients in something. It took several packs before I had a use for bluebells in my game other than simoleons. That's not acceptable.

Off the grid options should exist in base game. Roughing it in all forms should be base game. People love rags to riches challenges. Being poor should be base game, not take 10 packs to get a bush to pee in, an option to make candles, and live off the grid. Mansions should take 10 expansions. Cities should take 10 expansions Capitalism should take 10 expansions.

The ability to make swimmable water features that are not pools, like lakes, rivers, and waterfalls.

Lots of DIY activities for the sims, especially survival related. The woodworking table was good but it had so few items. The eco fabrication thingy was cool but big klunky machines is what I hate about sims 4. Like the telescope and microscope.

Population control. If I want an uninhabited island, I should be able to have one without mods.

Cars are DLC options on an individual basis. Otherwise you have to take public transportation. I hate yellow cabs in sims 3. A public bus, train, or subway. A transportation career should be an option.

There's like 10 different cars in sims 3 I didn't use because I prefer horses, broomsticks, boats, and motorcycles and the occasional cc car. It really bloats the game to have so much unusable stuff. Maybe an option to hide objects you don't use.

Variety in community lot types.

I love the lot traits in Sims 4.

I love the changing lot types like the seasonal community lot in sims 3 and the eco living community lot. More of that!

Sims should be able to join a religion as in sims medieval. Custom religions would be interesting, which would influence sim behaviors and feelings.

Babies grow into toddlers, grow into children, grow into tweens, grow into teens grow into young adults, adult, middle age, and elderly. Ghosts are optional.

Supernatural/occult sims should be DLC on an individual basis. If I want witches and ghosts but not aliens, it should be so.

Time periods in history can be adjusted in options. It limits what sort of items you can use or clothing.

Be able to change colors and textures like in sims 3.

Bunk beds are base game.

Weather should be base game.

Illness, injuries, and cures should be base game.

Individual adventure options should be DLC. Individual careers should be DLC.

So say I have base game, my sims can take plant remedies to get better, which requires a skill, but to get "better care" you have to buy the hospital expansion that comes with the career, but also can be adjusted to some kind of economic heathcare system that you can choose. Taxes vs deductables.

User created custom content can be part of the game. People can get paid and EA can get paid for making crazy good custom content.

Self employment should be base game.

I don't want to sell on plopsy. I did like selling on the market tables on sims 4 but it doesn't always work the way I want it too.

Risky and autonomous woohoo should be a thing as should birth control without an expansion. Like even, say my sim can eat a plant and have all the woohoo she wants without pregnancy. Moodlets can be like a honey moon period, or there could be conversational based moodlets. A couple could have a conversation to "try for baby" and they get autonomous action moodlets to encourage this behavior until pregnancy is achieved. A "fertility treatment" should be a temporary moodlet from a hospital, not a trait.

Recycling should be base game. Especially breaking down recycled materials such as metals, glass, and plastic for home building materials or diy materials (like bits and pieces from sims 4 eco lifestyle)

Lots of slots for clutter. I don't like having to cheat to place objects closer together or on top of a shelf.

Wall height adjustment to any size. Auto roofs, custom roofs curved roofs, different textures. stairs of all types including spirals and ladders included in base game. Free window and door placement. Clear roofs, clear floor tiles should be available if wanted. Ceiling tiles should be a thing.

Have a full range of gender expression and sexual characteristics.

Hide /unhide mailbox to have bills and items automatically delivered to your inventory. The ability to auto pay,

Cell phone should have an option to turn it off. Turn it on, get lots of calls, invites, opportunities, etc. That's fine. But the Sim gods give and take away when it's their game.

Consequences to your actions. Don't have a criminal career without crime and punishment in the world. And yes this should be a playable career.

Don't have fires without firefighters ever again.

Have the option to turn off public services like police and fire department if desired.

I hate rabbit hole careers but some people prefer them. Jobs should have all have rabbit holes and all have options to follow to work. Even school.

Pristine graphics.

A meaningful emotional/mood/trait system.

Favorites: music, color, genre (movies and books), food.

Custom music could tie in with a service like spotify.

Game music (build/buy, maps, and loading screens) is obnoxious. I like how in sims 4 you can turn it off.

I understand fish go bad but don't let me forget to put thing in my fridge. Store all harvestable and fish at once in a fridge.

Little pop ups that tell you about a book the sim is reading would be a nice touch. You should be able to buy books your sims wrote and edit these text pop ups so that they can be shared with the gallery.

Speaking of the gallery, there should be a Sims 5 gallery.

There should also be a virtual real time sims online community. Add friends and visit each other's houses, world, etc. Your sims social media account is on there too. You can share what your sim is doing with their blog posts, followers, videos, etc. Subscribe and let your sim watch them on any screen in the house or get updates on what they are doing or if they're throwing a party which you can be invited to or hear about later. It's all built into the game seamlessly. (I know. But... This is my fantasy sims game!)

I love what they did with the inventory in sims 4 with one of the updates. Keep that.

Every expansion should come with a world. And the builds should be worth buying the world. Otherwise give us the power to create and share our own so that people who can't build or don't want to spend the time can have access to quality creative content.

I know I'm kind of all over the place but this is the kind of game I want.