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the-mjolnir-owner Β· 11 days ago
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Thor Annual (2023) and Immortal Thor #012: The End of All Songs
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hail-brod Β· 1 year ago
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A Chance and Beyond (1)
Next chapter: (Chapter 2)
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Loki x FReader
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Set after the events of Thor: Ragnarok and begins with Infinity War when the spaceship containing Thor and the other Asgardians were spared from the supposed attack of Thanos. Meaning, Loki is alive. But the threat still looms.
(Also, let's just pretend Hela didn't destroy Mjollnir :DD)
Spoilers for Loki season 2!
Warning/s: Just some cursing
WC: 3.3k
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When you realized that your existence is in great trouble, you do your best to find a way to get back to where you were previously encapsulated as a time criminal. After all, they're the reason why you're fucked. But, seems like you'll be needing the Avengers' help first. And Loki's.
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"What the fuck."
Was all Tony Stark could managed to say after being abruptly interrupted by a terrifyingly distorted figure appearing right in front of him, evidently disrupting the banter he was having with the so-called God of Mischief, Loki. The other avengers surrounding the two men were no different, frozen on their spot as they gather round in the sophisticated compound, loss for words at the woman who happens to appear uninvited.
You stood there breathless.
Without any second thoughts, they made their move directing a fighting stance at you, as if expecting a sudden attack. Just what you'd expect from the Earth's mightiest heroes.
Minus Loki.
Though, not without a hint of confusion delighting their faces.
After you had successful regain your balance, although still dreading the feeling of being ripped apart through time, you slowly flayed your hands up in defeat. Panting, you surveyed around.
You were in the Avengers' compound.
"What...in the hell was that?" the one who seemed to have said that was actually the only one hesitant to attack you, knuckles upfront him with an obvious unsureness as his eyes warily scanned you. Gaping, he continued. "Did I...Did I hallucinate that or...? Oh, god, am I going mad?"
"I don't believe that is the case here, Banner." boomed Thor, holding out Mjollnir threateningly. Eyes stern at your panting form.
Alright, how fortunate to see a very familiar face.
"I hope so. Or else, I might as well decide that being on a whole different planet for a whole year and being part of a godly family crisis has already altered my mind in many different ways."
"Bruce, calm down." a bearded blonde man with a shield said. Steve Rogers. You recall. "Just be thankful that isn't the case here because it certainly isn't."
You wish you could snort at the exchange but you have other matters to focus on at the moment. Though, you held Banner's terrified gaze with a wary of your own as you think for a moment who Banner is but you brush it aside.
You can't afford to dilly-dally with such questions and just preferably, avoid starting a needless fight.
With Stark now a few steps back from you, hands enclosed in his iron red gauntlet with the center of his palm alight, he eyed you suspiciously. He pointed at you, threatening to blast you on your spot. Not even sliding the chance to put out a snarky comment. "I don't know about that Cap. I think we've all gone mad."
"Shut it, Tony." the blondied woman in a black armored and leather suit remarked, eyeing the freaked out Banner. "Now's not the time."
He only gave her a stern look before returning it back to you, although not without muttering something under his breath. You can almost make out the mocking smile he had before seriously staring you down.
That's also when you perfectly noticed the raven haired God at your other side. Just like Stark, he was a few steps away. Your hands were still in the air as you didn't waste a second to slowly shift your eyes to the God who you we're just with a few hours ago.
Technically, it isn't him and also, you're not even certain if that was a few hours ago. TVA has victoriously displaced your sense of time and you have no choice but to set that aside for now.
First and foremost, let's not die in the hands of these worldly β€” and otherworldly β€” renowned superhuman Midgardian people.
"That was no sorcery." was all Loki could utter, blaring a suspicious glare at you. At this point, you can say that everyone here is glaring daggers at you with so much suspicion after just witnessing you appear uncannily right in front of their eyes. Loki's trusty daggers points at you with such intensity that you can't help but freeze on your spot entirely. You garner that moving further might just cause him to pounce on you and successfully cut your throat out.
Such a Loki trait. You consciously note. At the same time, it pricks a sense of oddness to you.
"For once, I can agree with you." this time, it was the man in a red cape. His hands projecting a some sort of fiery circular engravings β€” Or markings, it seems β€” that you were not familiar with. Although, it did felt familiar. "Who are you and why have you come here?"
Finally asking the right questions, everyone else anticipated your response.
"I'd really thought you'd ask how I did get here but, fine." your attempt at settling everything down with a little humor earned nothing. You only strained a smile. "You can put your guard down now. I doubt I can even inflict damage to any of you when I am outnumbered, don't you think?" You say with a nervous shrug.
"Wait.." Thor started. "You are an Asgardian."
Ah.
"Wait, what now?" a conflicted Banner turned to him with a frown. "Where did that come from?"
"Her clothing." it was Loki. Tilting his head, he slightly squinted at you. You can already feel their movements break from their stance but nonetheless, was still on guard. "But I wouldn't want to jump to conclusions if I were you, brother. A lie or two is easy to miss." he says that in a lowered and slick tone, eyes prying deep in your existence.
"Good preach, God of Lies, but why don't you myth brothers figure something out if she'll massacre us or join the party. Is that good or is that impossible?" Stark commands.
"That's-" Thor tries to say.
"I can do that." Oh no.
Without hesitation, Loki readies to attack you with a knowing smirk. You want to say that you expected that but in terms of fighting physically between you and him, he always precedes. Except when it comes to sorcery.
Yet, his daggers haven't spelt your doom when suddenly, you fell.
You fell and landed in a bright room enclosed with the very bright color of white. Norns, help me. At this point, I'm not even surprised if Midgardian structures could be capable of blinding me. Humans and their taste in design.
Before you could jump to assumptions whether you time-slipped again, you heard the sound of sizzling above you as you turn to look only to see a yellow ring close.
Oh. You thought. Of course. How can I forget that doctor wizard and his parlor tricks? I can do better than that.
But before you could prove it to no one in particular by trying to dematerialize a wall for your way out, which you expected to be unbreakable because, well, this is the Avengers' territory β€” you felt the familiar twist of your body as you closed your eyes, getting ready for what's to come. You're time-slipping. Again.
When you opened your eyes, you don't know if you should be relieved or not because you were still in the same spot.
I am seriously starting to despise this more than anything. You say in your mind, cranking your head in pain.
As if the universe has heard your impulsive thoughts for wanting to pride yourself as the better sorcerer, one episode of time-slipping has managed to avert your thoughts to a different one. There's really no point in trying to escape when you'll be thrown off eventually to a different timeline thus, relieving you off of this situation. At least you hope you'll have that kind of luck, considering that you're here imprisoned and untrusted by heroes. For the meantime, you painfully have a lot of questions.
The fact that you are time-slipping outside of TVA is making you feel wary and disoriented.
Not just that, because you're not being tossed around through time in one place like before in TVA, but because you're being tossed around in different branches of time. You can't help but overthink, a blooming panic erupts in you. If what you heard from Ouroboros was true, about the possibility of being lost to time, then maybe you can consider that that's what's occurring to you. Adding to that, how can Loki and the others track you when there's a number of branches exceeding spontaneously and you're amongst one of them β€” inconsistently appearing through one branch after another.
To hell with this time-slipping phenomenon.
Such thoughts have managed to waver your poised will. You don't want this. After everything that's happened, you're now overwhelmed by incomparable fear, enough to cover the pang of grief that you successfully tried to keep a hold off during the dangers you have encountered. And that causes you to resume the fear of losing something again. If before you've lost the right to exist in your own timeline, then now seems like you're losing more than you could think of.
A chance. The chance to only exist without the burden of being a criminal to time.
The Loki you met ensured you that. And you're scared to lose the hope you unconsciously held so close that he had given you.
You're scared that you're bound to be stuck in time, alone and nowhere to belong to.
You're just a displaced speck of entity in the vast timelines of universes, an error meant to be rid of.
Is this truly the ending that you deserve?
Just lost to time. For eternity.
After everything that you've been through, you think of the fact that your Nexus event was a fickle thing in the grand scheme of things. A mere sentiment, and now it's a fault that you apparently cannot undo.
Would you have regret it?
Ah. You think. That's the problem,
I don't.
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For the love of Buri, what is happening?
You have already time-slipped thrice in a row now, and you're still where you stood afoot a few minutes ago.
You hitched your breathing as you relished the acquainted feeling of distortion, you exhaled in distraught. Your mind trying to run a million miles per second thinking of an explanation on the same bloody concept of time as well as your timely old friend, time-slipping. Marvelous.
But before you could sit down and relax on the cushions edging on two sides of the opposite walls which levels above your knee, you caught in the corner of your eye the wall you tried to dematerialize earlier; now fading from white to being transparent like glass.
And behind the glass wall stood your captors.
You tried to ground yourself with the wall beside you, but you pushed your body to the side so that you can at least have the decency to look like you aren't struggling so much. Because you definitely aren't.
"Good catch." remarked Stark. "We have so much going on today with Earth being threatened by a goofy alien that's apparently so much more dangerous than we could know β€” and now, you add more questions and trouble to that just for appearing out of nowhere like a grated spaghetti."
You almost missed the way the blonde woman rolled her eyes at Stark's words but nonetheless, you focus on what he said.
Earth being threatened by an alien.
"Do you mean to say... Thanos?" you ask. Doubtlessly aware of his feats and reputation in your timeline. Their heads perked up at the mention of the said Titan.
"You know of him?" quite surprised at the familiar voice, you turn to look at Thor.
Parting your lips with slight hesitation, you reply. "No. No, I do not. At least, not personally. He is called the Mad Titan, a galactic conqueror. Tis but a.... common knowledge where I come from."
"Which is Asgard, is it not?" Loki tauntingly says.
Oh, well.
He eyes you in victory for having caught your lie and the foolish words you had unintentionally slip. But he continued. "Or perhaps, my brother and I are mistaken to assume that you are a kin of our people. As well as considering that of your knowledge of this Mad Titan, you seem to know more than just that." you slightly stiffened, noting the lofty tone he had, slowly strutting his way forward with his hands tucked behind him. "Keep hiding your secrets but your eventual lies will get you nowhere when I'm here, imposter."
"Brother..."
"No, no, let him. It's great that we have a lie-detector in the team." Stark muses, earning an unamused head shake from Rogers.
Your gaze lingers a tad bit longer than you intended to at the raven-head, deciding whether you should even admit your unruly situation to them and potentially double their troubles a hundredfold by stating that their lives are also in danger from a timeless phenomenon and being at risk for the possible collapse of their existence altogether.
Probably not a good idea.
Moreover, you don't want to let yourself fall in the luxury of pitting yourself with fellow Asgardians and perhaps attain the old life you had when you woefully know that you have no place in any kind of reality no more. Your heart clenches at that.
But how can you possibly deny your origin and the non-sorcery distortion materialization, also calledβ€”
Your body aches and twists as you grit your teeth, shutting your eyes and reliving the ripping portion of this damned time-slip. As it ended, your breath wavers as you pant, shoulders crooked at the fleeting sensation it brought. Expecting that maybe you have been transported to another timeline, you peek one eye out.
You see the same faces and surroundings except this time, their reaction contorts to a series of pained and horrified expressions. Even Loki looked uneasy.
You exhale. "Pardon me, that must've been very unsightly." you eventually say.
"That just happened again." Banner gawks.
"Are you alright?" a stern voice asks. You turn to meet the concerned eyes of Rogers. "I assume that doesn't happen normally. Not even for Asgardians." you caught the quick glance he gave at Thor before focusing back on you.
You reply, nodding. "No, no, you're right. This is no common occurrence amongst the people of Asgard. It is simply just.... " you puff your body back up in a poised posture. "No, not simply." you let out a strained chuckle, confliction can be traced on your face. "To be painfully honest and blunt, I am lost through time and I haven't got a clue on what exactly I shall plan to do in these circumstances. Although indeed, I am an Asgardian but, from a different...let's say, reality. So rest assured because I don't plan on harming heroes I've accompanied in battle."
You were ready to receive their doubtful phrases and looks, but the sorcerer who brought you in this cage steps forward. Almost like he disapproved everything you had just mentioned.
"Time-travelling is not something to be tampered with. Unless, you're adept at the arts of time sorcery, and to be able to manipulate it without damaging our reality is rather a big feat for a sorcerer." he explains. This time, he frowns at you. "But no. Whatever's happening to you, it doesn't feel like magic."
You take in his words, holding his unrelenting stare. "You're right..."
You know Doctor Strange and his capabilities as the Sorcerer Supreme, and as you thought of the fact that he also possesses the Time Stone, maybe you can do something with his help.
Even though you know the chances of successfully using magic against a complication from TVA is way below the odds, you'd wager.
He raises a brow but before he could add more, you spoke. "Time-slipping." you pause, scanning his expression, hoping that maybe someone who knows so much about the expertise of time in terms of magic could help you discover your way back to TVA. Though, his face doesn't show any hint of knowing so you pushed further. "I've been repeatedly tossed around multiple branches of time against my will, but not because I time-traveled. For now all I can say is, I am stuck here in your reality and, well... with a distorting body."
"Great. Sure. Magic and sorcerers exist, even Gods, so why the hell would I not believe anything about time-traveling now? Tell me, Doc, is she making any sense to you?" Stark walks towards the said wizard. You slightly frowned at the tone he used. If this is how Tony Stark reacts to someone he doesn't trust just like how a particular individual mentioned to you, then you're glad that the Stark that you know favored you well.
Not that it matters anymore.
"I've never heard anything about that kind of problem. Especially now you do confirm it doesn't root from magic." the Doctor answers.
Stark hefts up his hands, looking around at everyone else, as if showing that his point has just been proven.
But from the corner of your eye, you noticed the way Loki haughtily rolls his eyes with a sigh and you perfectly know what irked him at that moment.
"As if a second-rate sorcerer could know anything more beyond the complexion of sorcery and time."
The only woman other than you sighs in slight frustration. "Oh, no. Someone please stop him."
If you weren't in a tight spot, you could've laughed at her compliant. Although, that earned her a glare from the trickster with crossed arms. For once in a while, it's nice to see Loki act so indifferently.
Strange only gave the God a pointed look before resting his eyes back on you. "Okay. If what you say is true, time-slipping as you would call it and to consider there's no magic tapping into this, what exactly do you plan on doing now?"
There it is. "I need your help."
"Are you shitting me right now?" Stark loops in.
"Even if with just your help, Doctor Strange. Please." you plead, firmly stepping closer to the glass barrier.
"How can you assure you're not just after something from us, specifically from him." Loki tips his head in Strange's direction. You know well that he caught unto your intentions as he spares a quick glance at the necklace of the said wizard.
Cocky snake.
At that, everyone stares at you sharply that if looks could kill, you'd be a dead corpse that has been stabbed with various types of weaponry magnificently forged by dwarves.
"You're not entirely wrong if you think that I'm after the Time Stone but for argument's sake, there is a reason why it is called the Time Stone." you explain, trying not to waver for being the receiving end to their eventual wrath. For a second, you thought you'd gain another yet of Loki's condescending retortions, but you're surprised that he only eyed you down impassively. Observing you.
Banner joins in. "If you admit it and put it like that then, I don't even know if you're lying or not anymore." he sits down on one of the metallic chairs by the semi-circular machinery in the middle of the room. "Even though that last part sounded dumb for an excuse; which is exactly why I'm having second thoughts."
"That's... I appreciate that β€” I think." you say, slightly frowning. It is dumb. You don't blame him though.
He gives you a tight-lipped smile which disappears immediately. "Yeah, no, it's fine."
Stark looks at him incredulously, as if he truly felt betrayed. "Bruce, what the hell?"
The others quirk confusingly at the exchange before you spoke again. "But to be clear again, that wasn't an excuse. Not for deception, at least."
It actually didn't sit quite well with you that the one who usually loves to deceive is standing idly in silence when you mentioned his expertise.
But you know that calculating gaze of his.
"Fine." you bat an eye at the person who spoke. "But you are to be restrained until we deem you trustworthy. One wrong step and you might just end up somewhere other than a cell."
A weight lifts up from your chest, somehow. You eye Strange in relief, almost a hint of exhaustion engulfs your expression but you blink it away. "I am grate-"
Your body contorts and twists once again.
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Next chapter: (Chapter 2)
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Ko-fi?
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woodstoneb-b Β· 9 months ago
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So another day dawns at Woodstone! And here are two of our heroes getting down to the business of reading.
Hetty: Is that sarcasm I detect? As ghosts we're unable to turn pages of books, I am truly jealous of these... pixels?
Alberta: That reminds me...Sam has the new People come in?
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Thor: Thor far prefers the moving picture box, a whole world is contained in there -
Sass: The fact you can't actually read has nothing to do with that -
Thor: Also plenty of attractive people, removing clothes because of increasing temperature.
Sass: Actually...television may be a far better use of one's time...
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Isaac: Well, I for one am far more partial to the written word than the trivial tales of man versus temperature. I imagine I'm reacquainting myself with the plays of Shakespeare or one of the great poets.
It was actually a children's book about rocket.
Isaac: Well, one must start somewhere.
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Hetty: I must say, this is quite a faithfully recreation of my beloved family home.
Thanks, Hetty. By the way, to all our readers if you come to stay at our fine B&B you'll find my discerning eye in all dishes, which are all prepared on site.
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Hetty: Well, once again I'm impressed by the accuracy of these little pixels.. Isaac and I often discuss the nature of death...
Isaac: It's spectre does tend to haunt us...
Right, yeah...haunts you.
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Meanwhile here's No-Pants showing his amazing *heh* dart skills.
Trevor: Hey! I haven't played in 20 years, I'd like to see you do better.
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Flower: Gee, Thor, I didn't think this show of yours was so literal.
Sass: No, Flower, this is Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.
Thor: Thor often have nightmares involving flames...
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Thor: Wait, what is this?! Who is this hairy man that has captured my Flower's attention?! I will rip his head from his body and -
Woooah, OK, let's settle down, it's just a game, Thor.
Flower: Yeah, although...I like the furriness -
No, no, let's move right on.
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Hetty: Hmm, Isaac and I usually have a pondering sessions in the Upstairs Den, but I think this location is far better.
Uh, no, the Library of Woodstone is for use of guests, at least in the daytime.
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Hetty: ARRRRRRRRGH!!!
Yikes, whoa...what is this all about?
Hetty: I imagine Pixel me is realising that the life of a ghost awaits her and is suitably distressed by this.
Right...uh...well, in the real B&B, there's no screaming in the night.
Alberta: Well, not screaming, but -
There's no disturbing noises at all in this place, I promise you.
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Er, this is an interesting development...No-Pants and the Lady of the House talking?
Trevor: Hey, we've got heaps in common!
Hetty: That's true, we both partook in the magical medicine known as coca-
COCOA, yep, hot cocoa is another speciality here at Woodstone B&B, we purchase it fresh from the local market in the nearby town. You can request it be brought to your room every morning.
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Hetty: Oh, the portable telephone device! I can't believe Pixel Trevor has one of his very own!
Actually, in this game, you all -
Trevor: Shut up and let me have this, bro.
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We also have this fine lake on our property (where there's absolutely nothing like a dead body submerged in it or anything like that)
Thor: But does it have cod? Thor would be very happy to find out!
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Alberta: Well, when I was alive I had to wash my clothing myself, and not with these new-timey automatic washing machines, so I won't even complain about doing it.
Flower: Besides! Washing Machines are fun.
DON'T continue that sentence, please.
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Hahaha this is just hilarious!
Hetty: Excuse me! The Lady of the Manor should not be shown in such manner, even in pixelated form.
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Now, usually the well-stocked and appointed kitchen of Woodstone is the domain of yours truly, but here in the game, our heroes are free to use it.
Alberta: Eating something prepared by Flower? Boy, that could end up very interesting, if you know what I mean.
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Sass: Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, Alberta, and I'm not going to risk it.
Flower: Come on, guys, I'm not going to slip weed in your food, I mean unless you want me to.
This is something that will not happen at Woodstone, where all state and federal laws are strictly followed.
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Oh geeze, isn't in bad enough you're No-Pants? You want to be No-Shirt too?
Trevor: Hey, if you've got it...flaunt it ;O)
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Isaac: I have to admit, your confidence in yourself is quite something, Trevor. How exactly did you come by it?
Trevor: Well, you know a lot of it is just natural, but you -
Let's move right on from that.
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Thor: Alberta did not actually do final part of cloth-washing process, drying.
Alberta: Why would I do that when we've got a clean-freak like you to do it?
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Hahahaha, did you get sent to the naughty corner, No-Pants?
Trevor: Hey, my favourite colour is green, so I'm just enjoying the ambience here.
Isaac: He was being extremely annoying and when I told him so, he went off to sulk.
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Thor: By the Mighty Fist of Odin! How does so much clothing accumulate in this game?!
Well, there are 8 of you, and you change clothes at least once a day, so do the maths.
Thor: Thor is not good with numbers.
Speaking of numbers...once again we've reached the maximum photos allowed! Stay tuned to see Thor's continual fight with the laundry and No-Pants refusing to even put a shirt on.
Until next time.
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the-firebird69 Β· 10 months ago
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This is a park in Los Angeles it is right next to Glendale and it is not the reason for the earthquake those were ants and it was gross and they were not very far below about 80 ft and they evacuated the area and he was told to go home have you left right away he left right away and they're wondering why no he couldn't figure out what will cause it and it was very abrupt and sometimes it means something big. This time to clear them out and they're laughing cuz he said you got ants in your pants and somebody put them there so it means and they felt a little horrible so these ripped them all out and filled it in and I tried to figure out where they came from and that became obvious it started coming out about 10 miles away and they're heading towards the city and they were attacking them and they were yes at least gear got rid of real fast and they could not believe it that there was that huge of an aunt and nobody checked and it started checking everywhere and they're doing it now here and they're fighting bugs all over the place and it rains and they're checking constantly believe it or not you have to check everyday they get big fast and we are too and we go again and taking on a bunch and it's going to want all night long it is a huge night but this particular Park has a huge cavern advertigo and they're going there now and they are placing charges to try and protect to detect what's down there and their son has picked up on what I said and said that they were doing this they sent it back. He says to John remillard he needs a code breakers because he's dumber than the salt lick and Stan is mesmerized by Jason and can't think clearly he says that they've been issuing charges and they're saying the pseudo empire has been and in certain areas against people in a certain character and it represents the spot like the one that Madonna was in in the Mojave and it's very important because it's more of the celestials and including Galactus and Galactica and people need to be aware this is happening right now the empire has bases below and the morlock we're approaching and they halted and they said how big is the basis and it turns out that it's a good size so they want to see what happens in there hearing that they need code breakers. And the max are doing seismic studies and they're moving out of that area they sent after contingent to another location and yeah burning Man and they're going up there to detect and they are calling PG and he says great another opportunity to get in trouble and he's asking her son with a mudsucker is and he says it's like a mother f***** it says no the creature and now they're both laughing he says it looks like a creature from pitch Black and he says thank you very much for nothing damn it since I'm hungry again he says go to hell you're not growing very hungry need a huge thing of those Chinese food times I went in the wooden and the paper thing dammit they're saying no still the plastic tray or nothing wouldn't box or paper box please no thank you they're saying they want to sell ton of it they don't want to. Anyways he's been saying that for like a year. This is gigantic
Thor Freya
We said the top part and the bottom part
Frank Castle hardcastle and finally holy crap that took a long time
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marvelfilth Β· 3 years ago
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pairings: Tony Stark x f! reader, Steve Rogers x f!reader, Thor x f!reader, Bucky Barnes x f!reader, Peter Parker x f!reader, Sam Wilson x f!reader.
warnings: dubcon, unprotected sex
note: Peter is of age in this
Tony Stark met you at one of his galas and offered you a job you could never refuse.
And this is how the Avengers would fuck their whore:
Tony Stark
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He rarely cared about anyone's pleasure, but his own, and it was the same with you. He would call you from his lab at three a.m., claiming he needed some undwinding and then, four minutes later, you're bent over his desk, his cock pounding into you mercilessly.
He was fully clothed, only his pants pooled at his feet, in a stark contrast to you. You were completely naked, save for a blue princess plug in your asshole, that Steve put earlier in the morning.
"I can't believe you're always so tight even when all of us fuck you." He would grunt, pressing his palm at the small of your back, deepening his thrusts, it made the plug move in your tight circle of muscles, making you cry out from pleasure.
He always cums inside you, whether it's your mouth, your pussy or your tight asshole. He'd never let a drop of his semen go to waste, and today he made sure everything stayed inside.
"You should be thankful, slut." He would force your jaw open, harshly thrusting his dick inside, after he was done with your cunt. "You're one of the few who gets to taste me."
Steve Rogers
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This man has seventy years of pent up energy and he made sure you knew this.
He was hesitant, at first, afraid to hurt you with his enhanced strength, but then you got on all fours, arching your back to present your glistening wet pussy and he was a goner. The first thing you felt was his dick slapping at your thighs. Then, his fingers running through your hair, tugging hard, making you arch your back even more.
He entered you smoothly, hitting all the right spots from the first try. "Such a good toy for me." His other hand circled your body, tugging at your nipple. The motion making you cry out even harder. He's dick was bigger than Tony's, giving your pussy a much needed stretch. You moved your hips to meet his savage thrusts, the sound of your bodies slapping echoing through the compound.
Thor
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He had no shame when it came to sex.
One day the team were all coming down to have some breakfast, only to see you naked and pinned to the fridge, his massive cock ripping through your body. Thor didn't even turn around, focused on your bouncing tits. "You can come here later, friends. Let me finish with lady Y/n." He didn't even sound out of breath, picking you up to place you on the counter, your face coming dangerously close to Bruce's crotch.
You always wanted to get a taste of the beast so you took the chance and pressed your mouth against his bulge, darting your tongue out to leave a wet mark, making him jump away red faced. You felt a harsh slap on your clit then. "You're mine to play now, Princess. Don't forget that." He pinched the bundle of nerves, tugging it up a bit, his other hand forced your mouth open and he spat in your mouth, making you hold his saliva.
Bucky Barnes
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The thing with Bucky - he absolutely adores your mouth.
By now you knew to immediately drop to your knees when you came to his room to play. His metal arm would wrap around your throat, cutting of your air ways and then, when tears started to roll down your face, he would place the head of his dick right in front of your mouth, precum leaking on you lips.
"Such a dirty mouth you have, doll. Did you let Steve fuck your throat already?" He wouldn't let you answer, forcing your head down on his thick cock. He was always messy with his thrusts, getting lost in pleasure, his balls slapping your chin. You wanted nothing more than to suck him dry.
Peter Parker
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He was too shy to approach you, no matter how many times you told him you wanted to fuck him raw.
His eyes always lingered on your pussy whenever he caught you fucking with someone, usually Tony. But one day you were walking past his room and you heard his quiet moans.
You wanted to fuck the boy.
You padded in his room, where he was slouched on his bed, his hand wrapped around his cock. "Y/n, mhm, want you so bad." His eyes were tightly clutched, his face straining from pleasure.
Your hand wrapped around his, stopping his movements and before he could understand what was happening you already sank on his cock, taking off your shirt to present your tits right in front of his face. You rode him until tears of pleasure started streaming down his face, his cock becoming soggy from how many times he came in your now gaping hole.
Sam Wilson
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It was not a surprise for you when you found out he had a thing for public sex. He is always the one to brag about how many times he came inside you and how many times he made you cum in one night. Bucky was always suspicious, so one day, when you were sparring with Natasha, Sam pushed you face down on the mats, ripping your panties apart to enter your waiting hole. You cried out from surprise, but not from pain, the sight of Natasha's sweaty body made you unbelievably wet, and while you were expecting to get fucked by her, you weren't complaining about his dick sliding in and out of your pussy.
"See, Barnes, she's always ready for her daddy." He sounded so smug, grunting from the effort, leaving a harsh slap for a good measure.
"I wouldn't be so sure about that, Wilson." Natasha would smirk, tugging your face up. "I'll be there when you're ready for real pleasure, babygirl." She whispered against your ear, making your walls clench tightly around Sam's cock.
Bonus: when they can't wait for their turn after a rough mission.
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They would take turns fucking you in the cockpit of the jet, pressing you against control console, against the windshield, making you ride them in the pilots seat. And while everyone is busy filling your holes, Peter would jerk off at the scene, too intimidated by the older men to join.
But then Steve would get too frustrated at how much time it was taking Tony to finish, so he would simply lift you up and push himself into your tight asshole, using his own saliva as the only lubricant. You'd cry out from the pain, trying to wraggle away, which would make Tony's shaft sink even deeper inside you.
"Behave, bitch." Bucky's arm would wrap around your waist to ground you on Steve's cock, twisting your nipple with his other hand. "You should thank me for not fucking your dirty cunt with Tony. You think you could handle the two of us in your pussy?" His lips would wrap around your other nipple then, biting dowd the sensitive bud.
The feeling of Tony's cock moving rapidly inside you along with Bucky's ministration allowed you to forget about the pain, but Steve made sure you were reminded.
He pulled out, leaving only the head of his dick in your ass, teasing your clit with his fingers. "You're doing so good, Y/n." He would grunt before slamming his hips, a scream leaving your lips at the feeling of his member stretching you out.
"Should we shut her mouth? She's getting too loud. Peter, come take care of this." Tony ordered, changing the position you were in. Now you were laying on the control table, Steve underneath you, not stopping his thrusts, and Tony on top, pulling away for a second to admire the view.
Peter got braver after you fucked him that night, and now he was stroking your tear stained cheek, turning your head to face him. You opened your mouth at the sight of his fully erect dick, and he immediately put it in, letting out a moan at the feeling.
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ladies next? 😏
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bumblesimagines Β· 4 years ago
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Part 21
Request: Yes or No
TW: Tonys death
Kind of short?
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Part of you didn't believe it. Part of you didn't want to believe it. You expected Natasha to appear, laughing about pranking everyone. You weren't mentally well enough to deal with another loss. You were just so tired. You stared at the water, tuning out the guys behind you. You felt that familiar numbness wash over you, turning your head when Bruce tossed a bench.
"She's gone.. We have to make it worth it. We have to." Bruce breathed out. You stood up, sniffling softly and nodding.
"Nat would kick our asses for sitting around and mourning her for too long. She desperately wanted for this to work so.. We'll do this for her." You looked over them all. The men nodded, heading back to the facility to work on the stones. You sat down as Bruce, Tony, and Rocket began working on the glove and making their own gauntlet.
"It should've been me." Clint said quietly as he sat down.
"Nat would've hated herself for leaving the kids without you, Clint." You looked at him, gaze softening.
"Right now, you may have no one but.. You might have a family to go home to soon."
"I have you." Clint said, turning to look at you. His gaze dropped to the ground briefly.
"I'm sorry. I should've been there for you. I was supposed to be your father and I failed you. I let my anger and grief cloud my judgment.. I left you to deal with your own emotions when I should've been there to comfort you and help you through it. I know an apology won't make up all the years that passed but.. I plan on making things better. I won't force you to forgive me and I won't hide things from Laura if this works." Clint told you. You nodded, turning your head when the smart trio walked out with the gauntlet.
"So, who's gonna snap their fingers?" Rocket asked.
"I'll do it!" Thor said, walking towards it. Everyone quickly stopped him.
"We haven't discussed it yet." Steve said, placing a hand on his chest to keep him in his spot. Thor blinked a few times, scoffing softly.
"Well, I'm sorry, are we all sitting down waiting for the right opportunity?" He questioned, glancing around.
"We should at least talk about it." Scott said with a light shrug.
"Sitting here and staring at the thing won't bring everybody back. I'm the strongest Avenger, so this responsibility falls on my back-" You could tell Thor wanted to do it because he felt at fault. You frowned, glancing at Clint. Thor sniffled, looking at Tony.
"Let me do it." He whispered. "Let me do something good."
"Look, it's not just the fact that the glove is channelling enough energy to light up a continent, I'm telling you, you're in no condition." Tony said quietly. Thor gripped his shoulders.
"What do you think is coursing through my veins right now?"
"Cheese wiz?"
"Enough alcohol to kill a man?" You tried, tilting your head. Thor pointed at you and Rhodes, giving a small nod.
"I have lighting."
"Lighting won't help you, pal." Bruce said gently. "It's gotta be me."
"You saw what those stones did to Thanos.. It almost killed him. None of you could survive." Bruce said, walking towards the glove.
"How do we know you will?"
"We don't." Bruce answered Steve softly. Bruce gently picked up the glove, being careful not to drop it or break it.
"Let's do this."
"Okay, remember, everyone Thanos snapped away five years ago, we're just bringing them back to now. Don't change anything from the last five years." Tony instructed. Bruce nodded, looking down at the glove. Tony tapped the reactor, putting his suit on. He pushed you behind him, making a shield in case the blast was bad. Metal covered the doors and glass ceiling, incasing the room. Bruce slowly put his hand in the glove, crying out as energy went through his arm. You watched in concern, seeing his arm begin to burn. Bruce continued to scream, snapping his fingers and passing out, the glove sliding away. You quickly crouched down behind him, having the root bracelets extend and touch his burnt arm. Bruce panted softly, the burns slowly easing.
"This might take a while." You said softly. Bruce swallowed, nodding. You glanced over at Scott when he exited the room. Clint went to check his phone.
"Honey?" You turned your head towards Clint, eyes wide. You gave a small smile, looking back at Bruces arm. You noticed a shadow, looking up.
"Oh fuck." You whispered. You screamed as the floor fell out from under you, falling down. You grunted when something hit the back of your head, feeling water begin to soak you as pain shot through your leg once you landed. You groaned, seeing spots in your vision as you pushed your upper half up. You turned your head.
"Fuck me." You stared at the pole stuck through your leg. You licked your lips, hearing Rocket shouting. You turned towards him, raising your hand and lifting the structure he was stuck under. He rolled out from under it, panting. Rhodes crawled towards you, looking at the pole.
"Will you be able to heal yourself?" He asked. You looked down at the half rotten roots, shaking your head.
"No." You breathed out. "Not until we're back up there."
"Shit." Rhodes muttered. You noticed more water rushing in, most likely from the river. You raised your hand, making a water wall to stop more from spilling in.
"Don't waste your energy."
"I'd rather not drown." You looked at Rhodes, panting softly.
"I can't hold it forever, you guys!" You called, glancing at Rocket and Bruce. Rhodes ripped off some of his shirt, motioning to your leg. You swallowed, eyes welling up as you slowly lifted your leg, screaming out in pain.
"I got you, (Y/N). Don't worry, I got you." Rhodes whispered hurriedly, wrapping the cloth around your leg. You lost focus, arms trembling.
"The water, (Y/N)!" Rocket called as the water rushed into the room, quickly filling it up. Rhodes wrapped an arm around your waist, keeping you close. You whimpered softly, head resting on his shoulder.
"Sorry."
"No, no, it's alright." Rhodes kept his and your head above the water. You swallowed, gaining some focus back and moving your arm, the water slowly returning back from where it came from.
"I'm gonna take.. A big fucking nap after this." You whispered, feeling Rhodes patting your back.
"Same here." Rhodes mumbled. You blinked when a large hand wrapped around you, holding onto Rhodes as everything trembled. Scott opened his hand, letting Bruce hop off. Rhodes got his suit on, arm still around you as he flew down. You made a root rise, wrapping around your leg and healing it. You looked up, seeing portals and millions of people.
"Damn." You whispered, making fire balls. The armies rushed at each other. You swallowed, using wind to fly you up into the air. You extended your hands forward, fire shooting out of them and burning the aliens below. You landed on the ground, raising a hand and making ice spike come out of the ground, implaing the aliens in sight.
"Still as awesome as the first time." You froze, staring ahead before slowly turning around. You stared at Bucky. He looked the same. Sam landed besides him, giving a small smile.
"How you been, (Y/N)?" He asked. You gave a small tired smile.
"I wanna die." You answered, raising your hand and blasting some aliens back with fire. The two blinked at your response, brows furrowing in concern.
"We can.. We can catch up later." You told them, noticing T'Challa running with the gauntlet. You flew up, seeing one of the aliens attempting to get the gauntlet.
"So this is the squidward look alike." You threw a fireball at him, knocking him down as Peter grabbed the gauntlet. You landed near the alien, making roots grab onto his arm.
"Nice to meet you." You breathed out, hands extending. You watched his face contourt as he began gasping for air but you took it all out of him.
"And goodbye." You relaxed when he stopped squirming, making the ground swallow him just in case. You looked up, seeing one of the ships shooting down at the ground, quickly flying up and away from it. You noticed a man keeping the battlefield from being flooded, going over to him.
"Mind if I take some?" You asked, taking controlling of the small water twister he had going on. The man gave you an odd look.
"You could always help."
"I am." You made the water turn into a large ice spike, shooting it forward at one of the ships. It got the wing of it but the beams didn't ease. It stopped firing at the ground and instead fired up.
"Carol.." You breathed out, gently landing on the ground. You looked at the man, glancing at the water and making the ground rise in order to stop it from flooding. Carol took care of the ship, bringing it down.
"Couldn't have done that sooner?" The man asked. You shook your head.
"No, I was busy." You replied, looking down at your leg. It might've healed on the outside but it still hurt on the inside. You flew up, looking around for Bucky and Sam. You spotted them, going over to them and helping them up.
"What the fuck was that alien shit about?" Sam asked, panting. You chuckled tiredly, turning your head. You blinked, noticing Tony with the stones. Bruce had gotten badly injured from just wearing it.
"Tony.." You breathed out, walking towards him but he snapped his fingers, causing a bright light. The aliens around turned to dust, just like your friends. You ignored it, quickly flying over to Tony as he stumbled. Rhodes got there first, patting his shoulder. You landed near him, quickly walking towards him.
"Tony, just stay still, I-I'll fix you up in no time." You said, blinking away tears. You couldn't lose someone else. Natasha's death was still fresh. Tony turned his head towards you, mouthing a word.
"Promise."
"Tony.." You stared at him, hands trembling. Tony had made you promise the day everyone found out time travel could work to take care of Morgan and Pepper. You thought it had been silly.
"Tony, I can heal you. Just let me-" Rhodes placed a hand on your shoulder as Peter crouched down beside Tony. You clenched your jaw, tears spilling down your cheeks. Peter cried as he spoke to Tony. You stood up, looking at Pepper as you sniffled. Pepper gave Tony a sad smile, holding back tears until he went limp. Pepper leaned forward, kissing his cheek before sobbing. You took some steps back, sniffling.
"He needed this." Rhodes said softly, patting your back.
"Yeah.."
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You stepped off the jet, seeing Lila step out of the house. You smiled softly, watching Cooper step out as well. The two quickly ran towards you and Clint. You opened your arms, Coopers body colliding with yours. You couldn't help the sobs that left you as you held your younger brother. Clint couldn't either, sniffling as he held Lila. The two siblings switched, Lila giving you a tight hug.
"You've gotten taller." Lila said with a smile. You chuckled softly, shrugging.
"It's what five years can do to someone." You replied, smiling softly. You gave her another hug, walking back towards the house. You smiled softly, seeing Laura and Nathaniel.
"Mom.." You whimpered, arms wrapping around her tightly. She hugged you back, smiling softly.
"I'm here, baby. I'm here." Laura whispered, rubbing your back. You kept your arms around her, relief flowing through you. You pulled back, smiling down at Nathaniel and picking him up.
"Hey, buddy." You cooed, holding him as you walked back to the house. You set him down, taking out your phone and seeing Wanda's contact.
"Hey, what's up?"
"Would you mind coming with me somewhere?"
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the-firebird69 Β· 3 years ago
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destiny 2 taken king - Google Search
And corky is talking about destroying the Earth with the moon in the beginning of this that's who it is Bja and his name is also William Burns director of the CIA and he has tons of money and stuff that's not his he's been stealing it's all on file in his office his office in the in the Langley all that stuff it's all free cuz it's not there he's a freak cuz he loses more stuff than he has and he says it. So we're going after it cuz he says we can go take it we'll take every asset they just have pulled it down if he has a bolt it down we could use as a black hole it's kind of tired of this idiot totally sweat to do and it's so stupid it's just this Moronic little toddler and his names Little Wayne and if you look at the character and listen to him and watch him you'll hate him and he's got his pants on his Tommy Allen pants on like some sort of indigent freaking retarded bomb which is what he is looks like a freaking loser cuz he is a loser he's a loser in college didn't belong there couldn't keep up with the course load couldn't find the classes he couldn't figure out how to read he cant can't read by the way as much wasn't dyslexic. His sister can read and she can write she writes her own songs she writes music this boy can't read or write music at all it goes around just crapping on people saying dumb things so I'm going to assist right now and getting rid of him.
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Thor Freya
We're going to these locations with bombs who are exposing who and what you are and what you intend to do to the earth and the people want it everybody on Earth hates you people already they see you out there and they just sit there picking you off looking nothing I suggest you stay at home and play with your teeny dick and rip it off when your wife tells you to rip it off like you do cuz she's got power and you don't cuz she can read and she can read you like a book
Zues Hera
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