#can’t imagine anyone would ever be as good and wholesome

[greenandbreathing]

just read your maddie/caitlyn fic and ohhhh????my?? god??? life changing. i know you said you probably won’t write for them/arcane ever again (ooooo 🌀🌀🌀 you wanna write more maddie/cait fic so bad) but id love to know if you have any headcanons for their relationship dynamics 💕

hey omg thank you so much for reading !!! do i have headcanons…… oh my friend. you doubt me

(i'm gonna keep these sfw but if people want specific nsfw ones i couldddd be persuaded. speaking of which, this is the fic in question)

first of all i wanna start off with this. if you think they were ever “in a relationship” or “girlfriends” you are making your first mistake. here we have a woman who has just lost her mother and the real love of her life within a week, and then immediately she is handed more power than she even truly knows what to do with, try as she might to make it seem like she has it under control. she’s grieving and heartbroken but she doesn’t have time to manage anything  because she has a war to deal with. and then we have her subordinate, her coworker. imagine you are a girl with a raging hard on for power who has just witnessed a very hot officer ascend to leader of her house and your commander. she’s also in such a vulnerable position that it would be impossible not to offer her your shoulder to cry on. caitlyn is not herself, maddie is a horny twenty year old lesbian. i don’t believe that maddie was a traitor from the beginning, but i do think she was being remarkably selfish and did not care that caitlyn was using her. furthermore, i think she was into that part of it.

more under the cut!

THAT BEING SAID! there is nothing wholesome about what was going on between the two of them. maddie’s smart, and she feeds cait all the praise and validation she needs to create a bandaid on her heart, and caitlyn takes it all in because nobody else is around to take care of her. at a point where she has never felt more unloved, here is a girl willing to smother her. fine. 

i do think that the deleted scene where maddie approaches caitlyn at a bar and has a heart to heart with her did happen. i think that’s how it started. i think they shot the shit and had a few too many drinks and caitlyn invited maddie home with her, and it startled her the next morning when she realized she didn’t feel any regret about it, only a dull sort of. well. that happened. it was kind of cathartic? i actually think she had a spring in her step following the first time, which pissed her off because it meant for sure that this probably wasn’t going to be a one time thing. and it wasn’t. 

maddie loves it. she sees it as being useful and helpful, but she also folds so easily for a girl who will boss her around. she’s a follower to her core: when someone’s in charge, she has to be the best for them (i.e. gold star sticker — good job, maddie!) 

maddie lovesss getting to stay the night at cait’s. her sheets are soft and always clean, there’s no risk of being interrupted or overheard, and she will take every opportunity to use her fancy shower (and maybe— no, definitely— all of her expensive products. you can’t convince me that she isn’t secretly having everything showers with cait’s stuff) 

maddie is an abhorrent bed sharer— blanket stealer, toss and turner, the works. the only way cait is able to get under the covers fully is if she snuggles up to maddie, which maddie occasionally (unwisely) mistakes as genuine affection. its not, really. (although, cait will sometimes relish in the comfort a little more than she should, too. but she’s more aware of herself) 

i wish i had a clear answer on how i think maddie switched sides, but it’s so difficult to sort out in my head because i do think season 2’s writing is really flawed in a lot of ways (not an unpopular opinion), one of those being maddie’s whole character. i think ambessa manipulated her though, i don’t think maddie turned on cait on her own. if anyone has thoughts on this i’d be interested to hear them! 

[devilsrecreation]

Random Outlander scenarios cuz I got bored

I guess it wouldn’t be that bad cuz they’re besties/lovers, but it would probably still be funny in a human au

Shupavu: Njano, gimme the key

Njano: I left it at home….

Shupavu: …..

Njano: Nah, I’m just messing with ya. I got in my pocke-oh shit

OMGGGGG KENGE TAKING CARE OF SUMU!!!! Usually it’s the other way around since I hc Sumu as a healer when he reforms, but Kenge doing his best to nurse Sumu is absolutely adorable! Kinda brings out his softer side

I dunno if ALL of his dreams would be about Janja, but I’m just imagining Janja being in literally every dream/nightmare Kiburi has no matter what and it starts to annoy him dndhdhd

“Get tf outta my dreams.”

WHOLESOME CONTENT!!!! They’re just giggling and splashing around with not a care in the world

I don’t think Cheezi would force Chungu per se cuz he would happily wear it, but it’d be both cute and funny. Cute cuz Chungu’s wearing something his bestie made and funny cuz nobody has the heart to tell Cheezi that the sweater is ugly 😭

Ooooh the thought of Kiburi being cursed is really interesting. I don’t know much about curses in African folklore but apparently a lot of them result in death. I don’t want Kiburi to die anytime soon so maybe I’d go with “The Death Bones of Shangaan” where anyone who comes into contact with said bones gets plagued by bad luck and illness.

Maybe someone puts a curse on him after losing a fight that makes him weaker than usual���like MUCH weaker. Like hatchling weak, yk? And we know crocs can’t have that so it’s gonna f him up

Or maybe it’s a really funny curse where Kiburi is forced to burst into a musical number

But Ucheshi knowing how to cure it and helping her brother makes for some good croc sibling content. Though she would definitely play around with him first hdhdhhd

😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Jasiri: I told you, Janja. You’re not getting my rump

Janja: Why not?

Jasiri: l got mine fair and square. You can’t have the rump whenever you want

Janja: The rump’s the juiciest part! Everybody wants the rump!

Janja wants Jasiri’s rump…..of the animal she killed. What were you thinking?

The innuendos are strong with this one

I like to think that’s how they became friends in the first place! Nne was being teased by some of the older hyena cubs and Tano jumped in like “Hey, leave him alone!”. They’ve been inseparable ever since

AWWWWWW THAT’S SO CUUUUUUUTE!!!! She gets infinite licks afterwards

I’m just imagining that secret being he likes everything sunshine and rainbows and Mzingo being like “dear god it’s worse than I imagined”

[the-moon-lullaby]

Hi! It's so great to see someone writing for good old mc. Can I get the boys (by that I mean Nathaniel, Castiel, Lysander, Kentin and Armin but feel free to left some out if that's too many characters) talking to Candy's pregnant belly? Ofc feel free to ignore if you are uncomfortable with topic of pregnancy or kids. Also have a great day!

The HSL boys talking to Candy’s pregnant belly

N/A : Heyy! Thank you for being so considerate in your request, it's lovely of you ! It was fun to write ! Thank you for your request and have a great day as well darling !<3

𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚕  

He would totally sing to Candy’s belly. Whether it is a Crowstorm unreleased song or a little lullaby, he’ll do it and you can’t convince me otherwise. Perhaps at the beginning it would be at Candy’s demand and he’d act annoyed/bothered but don’t let him fool you : he loves it. At some point, he’d just do it. Like if he’s writing a new song or anything, he’d sing it to Candy’s belly (and to Candy as well ofc). Double audience for my guy now

However better not tell anyone about this or he’ll get a bit embarrassed. He likes the fact that these moments are just between him, Candy and their baby. It’s just so intimate to him so he feels like this would ruin it a little if Candy starts to tell or brag about it to other people (as if she would tho)

Not but for real, just picture him singing Hakuna Matata to Candy’s belly (PLS this is so wholesome and funny at the same time, I CAN’T)

Also I think he would be the type to randomly interact here and there with the baby like, for example, when complaining about people (‘cause we know he does that sometimes) « God, people sucks ! Not you though, mate. » Cute 

After a while, when he feels completely comfortable with talking to the baby and that you’re both used to it, he’d be more emotionally open and would say things like « Can’t wait to meet you mate » or if it’s this kind of day when he doesn’t want to come off as too sentimental he’d go for something like « You’re gonna love Pancake » or « Pancake is so impatient to meet you buddy ! » (the dog is a good cover, right ?)

That said, I just know that Castiel would always refer to the baby as « mate » or « buddy » (any nicknames like that honestly) even if you guys already choose a name. Why ? Well because he believes it makes the situation less cheesy but (in my humble opinion), it just makes it even more adorable

He secretly wishes for his baby to be able to recognise his voice but pretend that it’s not that important to him (it is). As if he was trying to bond with his child even though they’re still in the womb lol. So behind this chill facade that he keeps on, if the baby moves or kicks while he’s speaking or singing, he’ll instantly get so excited (forget about being embarrassed, he’s to thrilled for that at the moment) and it would be the cutest thing ever. Ofc Candy would tease him a bit about it but bold of you to assume that this is going to stop him

He might even break his own rules and go brag about how his baby reacts to his voice.

And now he can’t wait to hear them in return.

𝙻𝚢𝚜𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 

Oh Lord ! This man, I can’t. Lysander talking to Candy’s belly would be the sweetest thing ever. 

Just imagine : Lysander reciting the most heartfelt, passionate and soul-stirring poem (that ofc he wrote himself because this man has it all y’all) kneeled in front of Candy’s belly. 

Honestly Candy would be tearing up at this sight (just as I am imagining it, Lysander truly is a gift) and when he notices that he would just place a kiss on Candy’s belly before kissing her forehead and take her in his arms. So freaking sweet. 

Lysander’s poetic (rizz) talent isn’t just a myth. He’s the embodiment of poetry if you ask me and he certainly has a way with words. 

Between him and Castiel, it’s some creative boys that we have here. How lucky

That said, be prepared for him to constantly write poems about Candy and their child. He has now two muses so his inspiration is doubled

Also, I feel like when it comes to choosing the baby’s name, he would just say the names in front of Candy’s belly and see if there’s a reaction inside. Just because he kinda wants his baby to choose their names somehow

Ofc he would sing to Candy’s belly. I mean with his angelic voice (as it was mentioned more than once in the game), how could he not ? 

I think Lysander would not feel ashamed to talk to his baby (unlike most of the boys at some point). Not in the slightest. And it make sense because since when Lysander care about what people think ? The only persons that matters to him are the persons he loves and they would never make fun of him or judge him for that. 

And of course, he'll be the greatest dad ever (his kids won't ever relate to Daddy issues by the Neighbourhood or Family Line by Conan Gray, that's for sure)

𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗 

 Ok so with Armin if you expected heartfelt speeches or sentimental words from him, you’ve come to the wrong place. We don’t do that here lol (However, out of topic, I think Alexy would do that for him though as the invested uncle and the drama-queen he is, and ofc Armin would laugh at him)

Don’t assume he doesn’t talk to the baby though. He does and does it a lot. 

I don’t know why but I can picture him telling Candy to sit next to him while he plays LoL ( for example) and explaining how to play a game to her belly or tell everything  about the Zelda lore (idk about you but that’s funny to me)

Candy might even get annoyed at some point but Armin will joke saying that they need to educate their child as soon as possible (little does Candy knows that Armin is only half-joking lmao)

He is totally the kind of guy that will address to Candy’s belly without explicitly showing it just to mess with Candy. Let me clarify : for example he would say something and it could be anything really and Candy would go « huh ? » and « I wasn’t talking to you, I was talking to them, duh. ». But it’s all fun and games, nothing mean obviously

Or also, when Candy curses for whatever reason, he would act so shocked « Oh my God ! Have you heard what Mom said ?! » (pls someone stop this guy)

It still cute because, Armin’s playfulness is part of his charm and more than often it makes Candy smiles so everything’s alright and the baby could hope for a cooler dad.

𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗  

Over protective dad. I won’t argue with anyone about this, I just know

You know these « dad-like speeches » where they swear they’ll always be there for you and protect you with their life ? Well that’s Kentin on a daily basis

And keep in mind that for now, the baby isn’t even out of the womb yet. My guy is rea-dy to deal with it lol

It’s actually very sweet and knowing how Kentin always felt ignored or despised by his father, it is very important for him that his child knows that they’ll can count on him no matter what

He wants to be someone they can rely on and that’s why he says it often to Candy’s belly. That way he’s sure that they know (well not really but you get the point)

I don’t see him speaking with a baby voice though because he’ll feel a bit shy about it (it’s actually sad when you think of it but most guys are embarrassed about doing things like that. That’s a shame if you ask me but let’s go back to the Headcanon before I start ranting about societal issues and how Toxic masculinity ruins lives)

But when Candy is asleep, that’s another story 

He’s just so happy that he and Candy get to have a family of their own after all this time

I mean, this boy has been in love with her for so long so the idea of having a little one as a result of this unconditional love ? My boy is over the moon right now so let out the baby voice 

That was before he got caught by Candy one night and he became so red that it looked like he got instantly sunburned

But let’s be honest, he can’t stay embarrassed in front of his girl for long because he knows she loves him as much as he loves her. Therefore, he never shied away talking to his future child from now on. 

𝙽𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎𝚕 

So, we know that Nath doesn’t want children. That’s canon. However for the sake of this request, let’s say that he reconsidered and changed his mind (probably after months and months of therapy) 

I think of all the guys, Nathaniel is least to be talking to Candy’s belly and there’s multiple reasons for that : First, he would be embarrassed (yeah, again). Even if he knows he can be vulnerable in front of Candy, he would cringe at himself if was to do something like that (why do I get the feeling that Nath is so easy to cringe lol ?). The other reason would be that he’s still processing and that the baby’s arrival feels so far away yet (forgive him for that, he’s not exactly known to be in touch with his emotions)

But then, as the fateful moment approaches, all his attempts to gaslight himself into believing that everything will be perfectly fine seem to fire back at him

That’s about when he starts to get insomnia. Most nights, he would be just laying in bed, tired and ready to meet Morpheus with Candy already asleep by his side when this chest-crushing anxiety would take over him. « Will I be good enough ? Patient enough ? Caring ? Will I be enough ? ». Really these thoughts terrify him and slowly drive him crazy (add to that the sleep deprivation)

He categorically refuses to tell Candy about it because he knows she has enough to deal with (pregnancy is a trial of life, so I’ve heard) and he doesn’t want to be a burden to her (poor baby). And it’s not like he’s gonna ask life advices to his dad because this man might be one of the worst father figures you can think of and Nathaniel want to be the opposite of this man in terms of parenting. Candy can tell something is bothering him but getting this boy to talk is far from easy

So, one night when he’s laying wide awake in the middle of night, he can’t help but to stare at Candy’s belly and instinctively, puts his hand over it. A so gentle move that it could barely be felt, as if he was scared to wake the little one (and Candy as well). 

Then without knowing why  he wants to tell his future child that he’ll do his best so, in a whisper, he makes this promise. And then he makes another one and keeps going naturally. All whispers. He asks himself if these promises are for the child or for himself until he feels something timidly moving under his hand.

He could barely feel it. To the point he thought he imagined it. But it didn’t matter. Somehow, he felt relieved. About what ? He couldn’t be sure about this but maybe it was a sign that his baby knew that he was trying.

After that, it would become a habit. Every time he would struggle to fall asleep he would whisper to Candy’s belly, hoping that the baby hears (even if sometimes he tells himself that it’s ridiculous but who cares if it is after all ?)

He’ll never tell Candy about it or not before a while as he likes the idea that this is him and his kid’s secret and he know can’t wait to meet them because he doesn’t want to let fear keeps him from being the father they deserve

(𝖮o𝖿, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗎𝗒 ! 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍, 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇’𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝗌𝗍𝗒 ? 𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗋𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗂𝖼 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗈𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗈𝗇. 𝖧𝖾'𝗌 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗉𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖻𝗀) 

And there you go ! Hope you enjoyed it ! there might be mistakes but I wrote this at 4am instead of studying for my Italian exam because why not eheh (this was much more fun to do) This is a first (and I am struggling) but I think it's pretty okay

See y'all soon and wish you the best ! <3

PS : Here's a little song recommandation ‘cause I can & it’s a good song ! It's called Run Away to Mars by Talk and I thank my labo teacher for recommending it, she's a sweetheart !

[totallynotadoptingallofthelnkids]

Hello funny people I’m here to spread the AleNoaHeather agenda while I try to write fics that I’ll inevitably have to hide from my friends because while I love them dearly, I don’t think I’ll ever be mentally ready to explain the fact I read fanfiction, it’s like my Batman- Some people know and other people have a pretty damn good idea but never say it-

BUT ANYWAY. HEADCANON TIME I GUESS?? MAYBE MOSTLY ANGSTY??? If anyone sees this and yall want actually fluffy stuff I may indulge yall-

Okay okay so hear me out, but one of the main ways I could see this working is if AleHeather has already been established beforehand

Alejandro and Heather would barely acknowledge the fact that they romantically like one another, so I doubt they’d be willing to even accept the fact that they’ve fallen for two people until AFTER they’ve gotten their shit together with each other

I’d absolutely love to think that once they’re settled in with each other well enough, they’d just sweep Noah off his feet

THAT WOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT HAPPEN.

I love Noah with all my heart, and we’ve seen how he acted with Emma when he fell with her, but that would absolutely not be the case with AleHeather

Does he know he likes them? Yes. Does he accept this fact? Absolutely NOT.

I’d like to think that this fact goes into a box deep in Noah’s mind never to be touched again(like the kissing Cody incident)

A smartass falling for a viper and an eel? It’s more likely than you’d think-

Remember how World Tour ended with AleHeather kissing before Heather kicked Alejandro off a cliff?

And how the only one who wasn’t surprised was Noah because the entire cast has 5 brain cells and Noah has 3 of them?

I’d imagine that after his AleHeather suspicion is so obviously confirmed, he’d use that as an excuse to further push his feelings into the back of him mind, y’know?

He can’t like two people who just so happen to be in a relationship with each other… right?

So Noah pulls away from them, which isn’t too difficult considering the fact that it’s the end of the season. The quicker he pulls away, the easier it’ll be for him to forget that these feelings ever existed in the first place.

Then they meet months later, reconnect, mwah, happily ever after✨

I’ll make actual headcanons for them that are wholesome soon I promise

[anxiousnerdwritings]

I think Charlie would be crushed learning that obscurial!Reader would’ve been in the same year as him if they had gotten their letter when Fred or George tell him the Reader’s age during one of their initial letters

I can’t help but imagine Charlie just making an impromptu visit to the Burrow during a school break where the Reader stays over or to the Hogwarts castle in general, bursting in wherever obscurus!Reader is and latching onto them, tears in his eyes as he holds them close and gently pets their head telling them that they would have been the bestest of friends if they had been able to go to Hogwarts from the very beginning.

You can’t tell me Charlie wouldn’t immediately be overcome with the idea of what could have been if he and the Reader had been attending school at the same time. And I like to think that from just reading about them and hearing what all his family has to say in regards to the Reader, Charlie totally refers to them as his bestie before he ever meets them. Like, the first time they’re introduced he’s got them in a bone crushing hug and talking to them like they’ve known each other all their lives.

Honestly, Charlie Weasley would be such a good ol’ wholesome boy for obscurus!Reader, just pure friendship mode activated👌🏻.

Also, Charlie totally writes to the Reader before they even know who he is. Most definitely got their info from the twins or Ron, probably more likely Ron or even Molly. I feel like the twins would be a little bit more careful than to just happily divulge their friend’s info to just anyone, even if it is their own family. But either way Charlie’s got it and he’s chatting with the Reader, sending them little things to make their day (usually dragon related) and just overall wanting to know more about them and actually get to be their friend.

[wholoveseggs]

Heeey, i know that the year is still not over but I’m genuinely curious what is your favorite fic that you wrote this year? 😄

You opened pandora's box with this question... lol. I started this blog in November 2023, and somehow, I’ve managed to write over 100 fics since then (holy shit ~ lmao). Picking just one favorite? That's tough. So here are my top twelve instead… though even narrowing it down to that was a challenge. (These are in no particular order, because I’m indecisive like that.) Also, fair warning... I’m in a yapping mood, so buckle up!

Phantom Desires

Inspired by Daemon being mentally tortured in Harrenhal in HOTD season two… This fic pushed me out of my comfort zone, It’s equally horny and spooky. There’s something so compelling about Daemon unravelling in a place that feels alive with grief and malice, and this fic gave me the perfect chance to delve into his loneliness, guilt, and desperate need for connection. And honestly? Daemon deserved every bit of it.

Ride the Sky

A request from my beloved @elijahstwink !! This idea was such a fun challenge. Even though I'm writing about a fantasy show with literal dragons, magic and shit... I couldn't quite reckon the idea of having actual sex on dragonback in the sky lol. Something about that seemed unrealistic (I know, I know, I'm writing about DRAGONS, but you know what I mean) Anyways, it was a delight to write. Fun fact: the title comes from a song by lightning bolt, and I imagine it's what is playing in Daemon's head when he is up to no good.

Truth or Dare

I had so much fun writing this one! It’s chaotic, awkward, and wholesome all at once, which made it an absolute joy to create. I love writing about parties… the energy, the drama, and all the ridiculous little moments that come with them. The truth or dare game was probably my favorite part to write, coming up with the dares and imagining the character reactions had me giggling the entire time. And, of course, building the tension with Elijah gave the story that little spark of sweetness I couldn’t resist. It’s by far my favorite first-time story I've written.

Indulgences (Series)

This series is heavily inspired by Wicked Games by The Weeknd (And I mean HEAVILY - I stole the ideas from that song and turned it into plot ~lol). I remember thinking Elijah would totally be the sad guy at the strip club, and the rest snowballed from there. It’s wild, sexy, dangerous, and heartbreaking, but also deeply personal for me. As someone who is a perpetual recovering addict, I poured a lot of my own experiences into this story.. especially the numbness that comes with addiction and the feeling of being trapped in a cycle you can’t escape.

Some readers commented that they wished the reader stayed with Elijah in the end, but that was never the answer for this story. Staying would have meant going from one violent life to another (not that Elijah would be violent toward her, but his life is inherently violent). Breaking the cycle isn’t just about leaving toxic elements behind; sometimes, true healing requires sacrificing even the good things.

Bloodbath

It's the first fic I ever wrote (and the third one I ever posted). I’m so proud of that dumb title and tagline (not even Elijah can defeat the immortal evil that is Aunt Flo). I remember posting it, and it had zero interactions for days. I worried that my sense of humor was not translating the way I wanted... Perhaps the title was a bit extreme and that a vampire eating you out on your period was a bit too niche. But you know what? This one isn't for anyone but me, and it has a special place in my heart.

A Date with Klaus

When I came up with the idea of Klaus leaving you flirty little sketches, I was absolutely giggling and kicking my feet like a teenager. It’s pure, unfiltered wish fulfillment with just the right amount of spice. Honestly, the idea of Klaus being an ass man just feels like universal law…I don’t make the rules, I just write them.

Strings

Often, I write the reader to be nothing like me... but with this one, I was projecting hardddd. The push-pull dynamic, the fear of vulnerability, and the emotional walls the reader builds? Yeah, that’s me (I’m also a sloppy drunk). This may or may not be based on a true story lmao. Writing it was cathartic, though...it let me process a lot of my own struggles with letting people in (I’m still bad at it)

Hold

Elijah is all about finding solutions to problems, and this horny af fic is the perfect example of that. The mix of intimacy, his total control, and his ability to completely unravel the reader is everything I adore about this character. It’s equal parts sweet and scorching, and writing this was such a dreammmm.

Decadence

This request had me so excited (hi, I'm a retired goth girl myself ~lol) There’s something so perfect about Elijah falling for this gothy reader. The dark aesthetic, the shared love of the macabre, and their mutual appreciation for art and culture made this such a dream to write. Weaving their dynamic into that decadent mix of gothic romance and feral passion was everythingggg. 

Rules (Series)

I love the love for this series! The concept had been floating around in my head for ages, and I never anticipated the overwhelming passion it would spark. The way everyone engaged with the story was beyond anything I could’ve imagined, and the comments on the final part had me absolutely cackling. (You created the monster in me lol)

Extraordinary (Series - this includes Magnificent and Ménage a Quatre)

It’s okay to love them all, I did. I do. And the stupid titles for this series still make me laugh. I would not survive marathon sex with multiple immortal vampires, but it sure is fun to write about. It’s silly, hot, borderline ridiculous, and I fucking love it.

Warmth (Series - but specifically Part Two)

The first series I ever made, and it still makes me feel all warm and fuzzy. I remember being so terrified to post it, agonising over every word, stressing about whether the gif matched the vibe, and second-guessing if I was putting too much of my own personal tastes with the Nirvana references. I kept thinking…“What am I doing out here writing vampire smut? Would Elijah even like grunge? probably not lol” And look at me now… lmao. This one will always have a special place in my heart because it reminds me how far I’ve come. Re-reading it feels like reconnecting with an old friend... it’s a long hug, a warm cup of hot chocolate, and a big bowl of delicious pasta all rolled into one. It’s pure comfort.

Whoops… that got a little personal... But if I absolutely had to choose my favorite, its a toss up between Bloodbath (my beloved underdog) or Indulgences (my therapy session)

I hope you enjoyed reading these as much as I loved writing them. Each one holds a special little place in my heart. Please, please tell me what your favorites are (it feeds me)

[n4tural1]

AI: my thoughts

Imagine a world where your dream job is certain to be rendered obsolete by a machine, now open your eyes and see the same image. I am an artist in our current age. My line of work is likely to be replaced by two quick lines of writing into an AI. Will I have to pursue a line of work I harbour no passion for due to the certainty of my likeness being stolen? An unfortunate amount of people hear anyone talking about these issues and disregard them, thinking “Oh no! Another nihilistic luddite screaming about the end of the world”, but I’m here to show you why these seemingly nihilistic claims have actual basis. AI, while promising, poses a threat to all who desire to join the workforce. Whether it’s the plagiarism that takes place in training an AI, the doors it opens for tech giants and other multimillion dollar companies to replace all workers with machines or even the fact that it steals from artists just to replace them, AI is a bigger issue than anyone could’ve ever imagined.

The main ethical quandary with generative AI is the fashion in how it learns. Machine learning, for the uneducated, works by archiving provided media into its vast data banks, in which it then uses to generate a “new” piece of media by stitching together anything similar. This, in a vacuum, isn’t inherently bad, however, its possibilities are. Closed source AI’s currently on the market have been fed copious amounts of media from copyrighted and privately owned sources with neither permission nor financial compensation. I would bet that at least half of you in this room are thinking “oh that’s not good! These AI’s should be sued!”, but that’s the thing, they can’t be. It is currently impossible to prove any specific piece of work has been used to train a generative AI, and it is too impossible to state any piece of work produced by one is copyrighted, as it steals from so many different sources, the origins obscure each other. This isn’t just image generating AI’s either, chatGPT and Gemini are text based generative AI that have both been proven to not only regurgitate copyrighted work; such as Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter, but completely make up fake historical events due to such! Most terrifyingly, voice replicating AIs such as Voice.AI and elevenlabs and deepfake AIs such Synthesia and TopApps not only pose a threat to the entire entertainment industry, but to the reliability and reputation of all digital footage. This potential replacement of all white collar work with no chance of enacting any legal repercussions leaves AI manufacturers and consumers to perpetrate this plagiarism and leaves little room for human-made work that genuinely contains soul.

“The rich get richer”. It’s a saying parodying the quote “You need money to make money”, which is quite relevant when talking about the ethical concerns behind AI. The media giants and other mega-corporations everyone gets mad at are only going to be fueled by the introduction of AI, the only reason they haven’t taken the leap is because of the public perception of AI and the writer’s strike that happened in protest of it! Casual use of AI, for personal use or purely for a joke between friends is an endorsement of AI use in general, and therefore the use of copyrighted imagery and replacement of workers by these corporations. Until some actual policies regarding the use of artificial intelligence in corporate context come into play, any use of AI, wholesome or not, endorses the self-destructive abstraction of one’s own job. I had a similar conversation with a previous friend, and here is an argument they had to say: “all productivity improvements take some jobs but if there were no productivity improvements ever there would be the same amount of jobs but everyone would be poor”. This is a poor argument due to the fact that every time a new innovation such as this has threatened jobs, there have always been union labour laws put in place to prevent such issues. However, with the speed at which AI is being developed, legislation has been struggling to keep up with the necessary interventions due to its lack of priority in all political contexts.

As previously stated, I am an artist, a voice actor specifically. My job is being actively replaced by AI, by ripping the voices out of people's throats. Disregarding the security issues especially in politics for now, any person with enough footage of someone and a powerful enough AI model can steal someone’s voice just to use it for free. It is evident that this poses a COLOSSAL threat to the entertainment industry. And not just voices! Any artist can be completely replaced by their own artwork! This is disgusting. Semi-personal anecdote here, but I heard a story, from a fellow voice actor, where they did an over-the-phone audition. I heard a story where this “over-the-phone audition” was an elaborate scam used to train an AI off of their voice, rendering them completely obsolete because they were betrayed by their own voice. This isn’t just an exaggerated story thought up for some irrelevant emphasis, this is a genuine threat that exists right now. Artists might have to stop sharing their passions in fear that by sharing them, the AI conglomerates will devour their work and spit it back out, soulless and deformed, but cheap and fast. What makes art compelling? What is art if not created by an artist? If art reflects a person's life and experience, what is “art” created by a machine? It’s nothing, it’s absolutely nothing.

So what is there to do about it? I’ll tell you, protest! Go on strike! That’s right! How else are we going to grab our government's attention? The most famous protest in history was the 1963 March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom, and guess what, it was famous not only because it was successful, but because this was when Martin Luther King Jr. made his famous speech. Quoted directly from an article from resilience.org published in 2024 “Suppose a movement to ban AI were to succeed. In that case, it might break our collective fever dream of neoliberal capitalism so that people and their governments finally recognize the need to set limits.” Make some noise! Get mad! Are you really going to let these machines steal your job? Your voice? What makes you human? No. We, the people, will overcome this threat, and we will take down this mechanical menace. So go out there, express your opinions, use your voice, use the rights you are entitled to as a human being to speak out against the use of AI. And remember, “silence in the face of injustice is equal to complicity”.

[lunastars21]

Random ramblings of team hooligan because I can

Fang X Bark is a good ship I like it, fang has two hands he can date both bark and Corsen he’s a bisexual motherfucker.

If trip does become a member of team hooligan, her and bean have to have sibling vibes.

The Marvelous Queen is a big fan of gamma, the garage is filled with fucking gamma merch. Fang has to explain each time this isn’t his, it’s the queens.

I’ve seen many oc x fang art, and I am proud to be in that group. But what I’ve noticed is that most have the “talk shit at each other in affection “ route which I also love! But Corsen doesn’t work that way at all.

She spoils the shit outta fang.

This woman just FUELS his ego more. Helps in situations but good lord this idiot jerboa is gonna have the guts to launch him self off a cannon because of her, and bean would join him.

Bean technically has four dads. you got bin, his actual biological dad. Pin, his uncle, Fang the bad influence. And Bark, the good influence! Then you got Lucy, the marvelous Queen and Corsen being his mom figures, and trip being his potential sister! Bean’s got a big family! ^^

I imagine if the hooligans got a super form, fang would be able to summon a billion of corks, big or small, and launch them at his foes with the snap of his fingers! Bark would be able to use ice powers, summon giant icebergs and fire snowballs, maybe throw a giant snowman at enemies hell yeah lets get silly! And bean just summons a nuke, OH FUCK.

If anyone random flirts with fang, Corsen is getting out a fucking rocket launcher you better RUN.

I have a metal Fang by the way ( his names clang ), and he basically has the same goal as metal Sonic, get rid of fang. But he also has a crush on Corsen and calls her his gamer girl, fang and the marvelous Queen beat the shit out of him.

Unsure if I wanna make a metal bark or bean design and what they would be like.

Jet was caught by the authorities once and they showed him his wanted picture…wait..JET THE JERBOA THATS FUCKING FA-

I’d like a treasure team tango 2 please

Fang and Nic have a good relationship in my headcanon because fucking say so, I love positivity, I like some angst but positive makes me go BRRRRR

Metal Sonic is fucking lucky he was dealing with Amy, or fang would’ve beat the EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF HIS CIRCUITS FOR TAKING HIS BOYS.

Bean angrily punching the wall because he missed the moment of fang caring about them, NEXT TIME FOR SURE

Honey the cat helping Corsen how to girl because she has no fucking clue what she’s doing.

Honey and Fang have a sibling like relationship, THEY are the ones that talk shit about each other but if some stranger talks shit about them they will FIGHT them.

The hooligans have appeared in honey’s magazine because she needs models for her clothes! plus they have her temporary protection so the authorities can’t get to them lol.

I headcanon that in the modern world, the hooligans become a band! All the music with lyrics that you hear throughout the games is just fucking team hooligan! Especially the music in frontiers, Female lyrics is either Corsen or honey, but most of the singing is done by fang, bark has the guitar, bean is on the drums, and the Queen is on keyboard. Some times fang gets the bloody piano out because I know you read Archie if you headcanon fang plays the piano! Lets go!

Fang is known for not only having bad luck, but also being very cartoony, Wild E. Coyote vibes he gives, but whenever Corsen is nearby, his luck increases, so you could say Corsen is his good luck charm.

Fang and bean get scared easily by anything horror related, bark usually has to be there with them to be the “emotional support teddy bear”

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That’s all for now but you can drop your wholesome team hooligan headcanons too! I’d love to hear them, especially thanks to Sonic superstars for spiking up their popularity! Lets make sure team hooligan is never forgotten again! ^^

[littlealeta]

A Troll in Central Park Review [Spoilers, not that it matters]

I never wanted to rewatch this film seriously. I only rewatched it because Saberspark was watching it and trust me, the commentary that he and the comments do make the video much more fun to get through. I first watched this film at way too old of an age and barely remembered anything of it other than it was completely forgettable.

Story

I could describe the story as so many things. Pointless. Childish. Bizarre. Confusing. Random. It’s like someone wanted to make the most wholesome thing ever, more wholesome than Disney and Animal Crossing combined. If anyone knows me, you know I love wholesome shit. I love Animal Crossing, I love Disney (and many kids films in general), and I love the cozy game genre. But, this film is too wholesome. The entire story centers around a troll with a green thumb who creates pretty flowers and cute animals to anything he touches. He meets two kids (because we gotta have cute kids in a kids movie about ugly trolls because you can’t even bother to make the trolls and backgrounds look appealing) and he shows them all the beauty he can create. He takes them to a utopian land on one of the kids’ boat that he had repaired (with his stupid ass flowers) and enlarged. Then, everything goes to shit. But then they save the day and everything becomes good again.

Actually… too good. Or maybe bad. Imagine the amount of pests and allergies this shit would cause.

I was struggling to figure out what the point of the movie was and why this was even made. From what I heard, the director was going through his Disney phase at the time, so he was trying to make it look as Disney-esque as possible. Which makes sense because there’s quite a few references taken from Disney. From a character crying an ocean of tears to more music drops than I ever remember seeing from a Don Bluth film, to characters we thought were dead turn out to be alive. But, the real issue is THE MOVIE HAS NO COHESIVE PLOT. The first half is a random happy slice of life story, the second half is a generic dark action film. I’d probably say the last half is slightly better than the first just because things get interesting, but even that doesn’t make up for the fact that the film feels like a bunch of different movies still going through their adolescent phases thrown in a blender. Characters solve issues in forced ways, and we get no character development or theme. Stanley, our protagonist, retires for most of the second half while Gus becomes the real protagonist and Stanley has to go through some half-assed growth to save the kids. The film clearly doesn’t know what it wants to be, what it wants its characters to be, or anything.

One good thing I will give the story is that it made me giggle a couple times, not that it matters though if the entire script is ass.

Characters

All the characters are either extremely sweet or the shittiest person in the world. No in-between. Stanley is this pure little troll who’s actually a douchey creep (the movie doesn’t present the latter that way though). He has a green thumb that somehow makes the world more beautiful and better. He becomes friends with these kids and this is where the creepiness factor comes in. He kinda kidnaps them, with no regard for their well-being or their parents. AND he likes kids kissing him! Not to mention, he is so inconsistent. He literally survives drowning in a storm yet he’s afraid of some fucking lightning and leaves his friends off to die. His character development was also rushed too. It made me wonder who was the protagonist supposed to be? Stanley was initially the making all the action happen, but then Gus has to take over because he’s too much of a wuss to save his kidnapped friends. 

Rose pretty much exists to be a toddler. She has this weird quirk of kissing things and somehow making everything better. She’s also… surprisingly brave for her age. There are better depictions of toddlers out there. Like Boo from Monsters Inc. or Sunny from Lemony Snicket’s. 

Gus is the most unlikeable character I’ve seen in, I don’t remember how long. He’s your typical child with neglectful parents and he takes his anger out on everyone else for no apparent reason. He also is extremely cynical for a young child his age. Every scene he’s in, he’s whining about something, bullying his sister and just being a whole ass.

The villains, which are Gnorgna and her minion I forgot the name of (I don't even know if it's mentioned), are just your average evil-for-the-sake-of-being-evil and comedy minion duo. The former likes babies, especially crying babies for some reason. The latter has a slapstick joke that gets repetitive.

The adults are your average ignorant parents (the nanny is too). They constantly got shit to do and don’t care about their kids because the movie’s gotta have a plot so….

And… I don’t remember anyone else nor care to remember them.

Animation/Voice Acting/Music

Don Bluth is known for some usually beautiful animation. While we do see some of that here including some hilariously exaggerated expressions, the animation is also filled with errors, ugliness and inconsistency. At one point, the kids’ heads literally get cut off as they’re walking off the screen. Some points have the characters talking/laughing/crying and their mouths/bodies aren’t moving. Characters are constantly shrinking and growing. The designs for the kids look cute in some scenes and goofy/monstrous in others while the creatures just look completely disgusting. And the parents look like models of other Don Bluth characters.

And what is with the giant freckles/spots and puffy cheeks on all the characters’ faces? Come on, Don, you can do better than this.

The backgrounds don’t even go well with the tone of the film. Most of the tone is sweet, cute, and light-hearted, yet the backgrounds look dark and drab.

I would say most of the voice acting is decent. I do think Stanley should’ve been given a goofier voice, but every other voice actor looked like they were putting their all into this film. One scene where Gus was crying confused me, it’s like the movie was too lazy to put in sound effects or was trying to have some kind of emotional effect by muting the sounds, but it didn’t work for me.

The music is catchy, and it’s pretty good when listening to it out of context. I don’t really have anything to analyze here since I’m not a music person.

Overall

This is a movie clearly meant to be a babysitter for very very young children (I’m talking like under 6, maybe 8 years old.) Even then, I don’t see how this would be appealing to them in any way besides the cute imagery and the dark scenes might scare them.

I have never seen a more pointless movie since probably The Emoji Movie. No, SCRATCH THAT. Even The Emoji Movie had a point to make. THIS… is just random for the sake of random. Like I don’t know what the writers thought they were getting out of this? To appeal to toddlers?

I know why I initially gave this film a 1 out of 10. I didn’t remember shit about this film other than I remember not caring about anything about it. Rewatching it again with a fresh memory and analysis, there are a few things to praise, but in the end, I’m still giving it 3.3 bells out of 10. 

Everything is pointless and boring. I don’t know what Don Bluth was thinking with this, because it feels so unlike him to create a mess like this. At least he recognizes what he’s done. Still, I’m amazed at how much he’s fallen with this film. Say what you want about Thumbelina, but at least I can get what THAT film was going for.

[ridiasfangirlings]

Fushimi has three daddies au & everyone lives au. Saru is 16, the homra trio travels and leaves him alone. saru throws the biggest and most inappropriate 17th birthday party that bar has ever seen.  Someone gets drunk and shoots several extremely incriminating videos "teenage dirtybag" vibes but luckily no one destroyed anything relevant and saru always knew how to hide a body.A few years later totsuka finds a tape he doesn't remember making in [...]

Somehow I can’t see even three daddies AU Fushimi wanting to have a huge party, he just seems like that many people would make him irritated. Maybe he gets talked into it at the time by Yata, who he befriended after Yata joined Homra. As it happens the Homra trio have to go out of town for something right around Fushimi’s birthday, of course they feel bad about it because I imagine Fushimi’s birthdays being something rather important to them (especially when he’s younger and is all amazed by anyone taking note of his birthday at all, now that he’s older he probably tells them it’s fine and it’s not a big deal anymore but Kusanagi in particular still feels kinda like a bad father). When Yata hears that no one will be at the bar he suggests they hold the party there, thinking they’ll just invite some of the other Homra guys, and Fushimi agrees to it because he supposes it couldn’t hurt to have a few people around on his birthday. 

Except what happens is like in one of those teen dramas where word of the party gets around and suddenly huge groups of people that they don’t even know show up. Fushimi would personally like to go hide in his room but Yata won’t let him and in the end Fushimi even has some fun, someone spikes his grape juice and it turns out Fushimi can be a rowdy drunk. Someone finds Totsuka’s camera and starts filming the whole thing and by the time the party’s over the bar is trashed. Luckily even hungover Fushimi is remarkably efficient so he starts ordering around Yata and the handful of Homra alphabet boys who are trying to sleep it off in the bar, getting everything back in perfect shape so Kusanagi won’t know what happened. Fushimi orders Chitose to destroy the tapes but Chitose ends up just dumping them in a random box and shoving it into the attic because the garbage can is overflowing and he doesn’t want to deal with it.

Cue years later post-ROK, everyone’s survived though maybe Fushimi did end up joining S4 and there was like an estrangement period. Now everyone’s back together and on good terms, Totsuka and Munakata end up deciding to have a big Christmas party in the bar for all the clans. Totsuka thinks it might be fun to show some old videos (and Munakata did after all express interest in seeing any tiny Fushimi videos they have on hand) and he finds one group of unmarked tapes. Totsuka figures he just forgot to mark these and anyway it’ll be fun, like a mystery! So he adds them to his pile of things to watch together.

Christmas comes and everyone gets to watch wholesome family movies at Bar Homra. Scepter 4 are of course enjoying seeing pictures of Fushimi as a kid, all while Fushimi pouts and grumbles and the Homra trio tease him a little. Then Totsuka pulls out the blank tape, like this one was in a box in the back of the attic I wonder what it is (Chitose suddenly chokes and quickly slips out of the bar). They put in the tape and just imagine everyone staring at the video of Fushimi taking shots while people are grinding on the bar and Yata’s playing beer pong, just a total chaotic party. Fushimi and Yata exchange a glance, Fushimi’s like excuse me I need to go kill Chitose. Munakata finds it very amusing, who knew Fushimi-kun was so very rebellious. Kusanagi has this fixed smile as he puts an arm around Yata and Fushimi’s shoulders to keep them from escaping as he’s like so is there something you want to tell me boys. 

[bonapaga]

lol I barely check tumblr, thank you for tagging me tho!!

3 Ships/ First ever ship

The first ship that comes to mind would be AsuShin of course. I haven’t rewatched Eva and I really need to because I think diving into the Eva fanfiction community and reading (genuinely great) fanfic of this ship has like really changed my perception of the show. And I feel like I need to rewatch Eva (and eventually get to the rebuilds too) to get an idea of how all of this connects (and what should be separated too). But yeah, I think I really love this pairing because they just have a lot of fascinating parallels and ways they match and awesome chemistry which is just lovely to see and think about.

I won’t blab as much on the other two…

KyouAnna from The Dangers of my Heart - if you wanna read some stellar rom-com writing, do not miss this manga. It’s amazing how natural these two fit with each other despite how disparate they were in the beginning.

and Haruhi and Kyon - I need to rewatch this too

Last Song

It’s I’m Best Friends with my Own Front Door by Bill Wurtz

I love this song, it reminds me that leaving out and doing things is good. And moving is good, and it’s a good pick me up when I’m leaning towards more depressive feelings.

bill wurtz is so real tho, I love the essence in his songs and lyrics.

Last Movie

The last film I watched was Wild Strawberries (1957), I watched it in my school’s world cinema club. It was a nice, surprisingly wholesome yet mostly introspective look at this old guy’s life and his existential thoughts about it. I don’t know many very old people in my life (aside from my old sociology teacher, who’s such an awesome person) and I like this film for making me think about those people more.

Currently Reading

I’m currently looking at a few things at the moment, it’s one of those times where I can’t get a hold of my interests.

-Otaku and the struggle of imagination in Japan by Patrick Galbraith

really awesome essay book about otaku culture

-Staying Alive poetry collection

-Suite Vénitienne by Sophie Calle

I found this on a desk in my school library and I read it one sitting, which is pretty easy because a lot of it was photographs, but yeah. So the author decides to go to Venice to stalk someone who they briefly met in a party in Paris, just on a whim. It’s pretty cool.

Some other books I barely started but I wanna read more of:

-Stoner by John Williams

-A portrait of the artist as a young man by James Joyce

Also I really need to catch up on my selected reading for school, I’m too deep my own rabbit holes and I need some air.

Currently Watching

Nathan for You - lol what the fuck

re-watching Monogatari - this had been on hold for a long time now lol whoops

Currently Consuming

nothing at the moment, but earlier I bought a pack of those small square brownies (of 20) and one of those packs of apple pies (6) and I ate all of both of them because I can’t effectively control my snacking

lol whoops

I will drink water soon

Currently Craving

copy and paste the previous section except the water part because that’s not something you really crave

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lol I don’t really know anyone on Tumblr, except the one who tagged me

I wonder if I’ll use it more

I need to try to sleep soon it’s 6am but I’m not even tired yet oh no

Tag 9 people to get to know better

from @the-world-annealing

3 ships / First ever ship: it's extremely tumblr that this is the first question.

the weird Alucard/Seras/Integra polycule in Hellsing left a permanent impact on me, i think. the loyalty of a weapon, a hound, to its handler.

reimu/yukari as depicted in "Teeth and Claws"

augmented human c4-621/catching a fucking break for once in its life

Last song: Rusted Pride from the AC6 soundtrack. i was talking with @yashkonu about certain AC6 things last night and i just had to listen to it.

Last movie: uhh, probably Across the Spider-Verse? i'm not much of a movie person.

Currently reading: i haven't been reading as much as i'd "like" to, but I really need to finish the Machineries of Empire trilogy by reading Revenant Gun.

Currently watching: re-watching Yuri is My Job! with a friend, and watching 16bit Sensation: Another Layer, the Arknights anime, and

Currently consuming: just had some grape juice :)

Currently craving: really sour really caffeinated energy drinks. shouldn't have one though because if i have both energy drinks and my adhd medication i have an extremely bad time

normally i don't tag forward but i'm trying to be a little more social. no pressure if you don't wanna ofc.

let's say... @yashkonu @such-sweet-entropy @kaiasky @phaeton-flier @twilight-sparkle-irl @abalidoth @oathboundfamiliar @self-loving-vampire @thimbledoll

[artemfication]

CW: mentions of death, a little bit of angst, GN reader (if you see any mistakes on that pls tell me!)

“No.”

“I agree, like why would anyone even think of such a thing?!”

Asmodeus shakes his head while polishing his nails with MC and Satan hanging on the opposite couch. Satan reading his book and Y/N having their legs on his lap, while scrolling through their DDD. The subject of the conversation? Lucifer and being datable.

“I mean, I get that he comes off as a so called “gentleman” but I did not forget the fact that he literally tried to kill me god knows how many times!”

“Sweetie, he isn’t worth anyone’s time. If one of us does something, we all collectively get punished and it’s mostly Mammon’s fault.”

“I don’t understand how we even got to this point.“ Satan signs mindlessly trailing his fingers over MC’s legs as he waits for a response.

“I overheard some succubi and witches say how they would love to go out with him some time. They think he would pay for the meal and show up at their door with flowers and treat them well, and I have no doubt he’d do the former two, but the last one?!” Asmo waves his hand in disbelief, almost disappointed that the people he hangs out with are thinking of dating his oldest brother, “whoever even thinks of dating THAT, has no taste.” Satan is rolling his eyes and MC wordlessly plays with his hand that was caressing one of their legs.

Hanging out with Satan and Asmo is always a delight. Asmo always knows all the tea on the gossip that goes around RAD, while Satan is simply very comforting to be around when in need of some physical affection. Not that he allows just anyone, but it helps him keep his cool as well.

“It just feels weird, the idea of Lucifer dating someone…y’know…I can’t imagine him showing physical affection in general…’ MC and Satan shiver in disgust by the thought of it, while Asmodeus scrunches up his nose in disapproval. The conversation wasn’t even about Lucifer. They were first talking about some of Asmodeus’ past flings, annoying traits people would have while in a relationship, the pros and cons of friend with benefits, the way people flirt and eventually they started talking about what type of boyfriends the demon brothers would be as well as Solomon, Simeon, Barbatos and Diavolo. However…they got stuck on Lucifer.

“Well, if that dude ever wants to date someone, I’m tapping out immediately.’ MC announces and gets an offended groan in response from Satan.

‘Excuse me, you’re already mine!?’

“I know, I know, I was just hypothetically speaking. I wouldn’t want to date someone who has tried to kill me several times…same reason why I would never date Belphie, even though we’re on good terms now.” MC runs their fingers through Satan’s hair to assure him they aren’t serious and he contently leans into their touch.

“Aawh look at you two being all lovey dovey~! Did you guys know you’re “that” couple around RAD?”

“What do you mean?” Satan asks a little confused. Did they do something weird?

“I mean that everyone envies what you have! You two are the perfect example of a wholesome and cute relationship. I hear the witches from class B talking a lot about how they’re still single and can’t find the perfect one. Saying how lucky you are to be with Satan and vice versa.”

“The same witches who have their eyes on Lucifer?”

“No they’re the potion club witches, I was talking about the design class witches.” Asmo corrects MC who signs in relief. Every time people compare Satan to Lucifer and vice versa, it always ends up with Satan getting an outburst. They’re milder when MC is near to ground him, but it’s still not easy to prevent at least a few things from breaking.

‘So what we concludes from this is…Lucifer isn’t exactly bitchless. But he is just no dating material.”

“Who said I’m no dating material?” MC let’s out a small scream and almost crawls into Satan’s lap to shield themselves away from the oldest of the brothers who just happened to walk into the livingroom.

“C’mon Lucifer, everyone knows you’re not one to commit yourself to someone unless it’s Lord Diavolo…”

“Are you implying something?!”

“I promise we don’t mind! To each their own! Nothing wrong with different preferences, you know I’m an open minded guy like that. I myself am attracted to anything pretty no matter the gender.” Asmo shrugs nonchalantly as he waves his hand to let the polish dry. Lucifer signs in disappointment, clearly not having it. He wonders why it even matters to them that he is single and has no interest in a relationship. Well…not after the fourth-born took the only person he harbored feelings for. He would never admit it out loud, but he always knew they wouldn’t choose him. He never apologized for his actions nor would his pride ever allow him to do so. After a while he got over it, but he has yet to meet someone like MC.

“I’m just not interested, that’s all. Why would I waste my time on such trivial things. I have more important matters to attend to.”

“Such as Lord Diavolo?” Satan snorts receiving a glare in return.

“Keep going like that and you’ll be the one hanging upside down on the ceiling like your brother.”

“Alright, alright, that’s enough. Hey, didn’t we make a reservation at the cat café?” MC shushes the brothers by distracting Satan who nods eagerly and immediately takes their hand to guide them out of the livingroom and go to the said café. Lucifer watches the exchange student leave until they’re out of his sight and Asmodeus lets out an all-knowing hum.

“You’re over it, hm?”

“Shut up.”

“I know that look all too well. It’s a shame your pride got in the way.”

Yes. It was indeed a shame he was the avatar of Pride…

[ssickabit]

Dunno if you’re a caratstay like me but…. Just IMAGINE a bangchan x seungcheol threesome🥵🥵 ugh my two fav leaders EVER! also my biases from their respective groups!🥰 bangchan and coups BEST LEADERS!!! >.< 🥺😖😢💕💓💗💖💘💞💕💘💖💗💖

but goodness that’d be SO intense. im usually a soft stan but sometimes all I want is for two sexy, masculine, muscular, virile men like them to RAVISH my fragile holes and devour the hell out of me until i reach transcendental states and I can’t walk the next day 🥺 and then they carry me around like a bride and tell me that im such a good girl to them 🥺

imagine that bangchan is your sweet, wholesome husband. and single dad!seungcheol as his lovely best friend. seungcheol has always had a lowkey crush on you since chan introduced you to him. and he was a little sad that channie found u first. but he always remained happy for the two of you even after marriage. he never wants to start drama, come across as creepy, or interfere with anyone’s happiness. one day, seungcheol finally has the guts to tell him this and bangchan smiles, appreciating his honesty. the conversation goes on for a while. eventually, it turns rated r and that’s when bangchan has a lightbulb moment - a threesome!!!!

once you come home after a long day of shopping with ur besties (and using chan’s credit card to buy everything😉), he talks to you about the visit seungcheol made earlier that day and everything that went down. he asks about the possibility of a threesome. hearing such raunchy words exit his mouth gives u the goosebumps. you respect seungcheol and would trust him to have safe, loving sex with u and chan. and u are completely down for it…

cheol visits your guys’ house every few days and takes things slowly. chan and cheol want to make sure that you’re safe and don’t get hurt 🥺 massaging your body with almond oil and kissing you all over…and then experimenting with fingering, toys, and oral on you, and eventually getting rougher as time goes by 🤭

you love the feeling of two hot dilfs treating you like a princess and tell you that you’re such an amazing, obedient little angel for being able to take two cocks at the same time 🥰 cheol in your mouth and chan in your pussy. two wholesome dilfs who transform into ravenous beasts whenever they’re in bed with you….always wearing pretty pink lingerie that makes you seem innocent…yet not so innocent…..you’re a delectable little sweetheart to them. they’d worship your body like a goddess and revere you like there’s no tomorrow…

and sometimes they say things like “i guess our princess can’t decide whose cock she likes better. what a sweet little cockslut” or “our cute angel has become such a nymphomaniac for her two daddies huh?”

constantly inundating you with intense orgasms and pleasure from all directions 🥰 and WHEW just the sight of the three of their sweaty naked sexy bodies makes me so .... 🥵

And then the aftercare😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫them turning all soft and nurturing again😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫telling u that you did so well and then massaging ur body and taking care of u the next day cuz they KNOW you’re gonna be sore

I am actually a caratstay and I am very much devastated by this ask because BESTIE???

*clears throat* I think we reached the point where me, a fellow writer, can’t even write any single thoughts because this is just TOO MUCH (/pos). So here’s some of my thoughts you might wanna read because I am just full of ~horny thoughts~ where Bangchan gives you some time alone to explore yourself with Seungcheol (without intention of crossing the boundaries) :

Bangchan is mostly a soft dom, that’s very true, but when it comes to Seungcheol A means A and B means B. Bangchan still gives you the space to be a brat and just taming you in the softest way possible, but Seungcheol? Do it as he says or you won’t get what you want. Pretty strict with his rules which is also agreed by you and full of your consent of course. This makes you thrilled in some way *evil laugh*

Touching you with delicacy is what Bangchan always does but with Seungcheol he will shove your head on the bed, back’s arching to him as he is thrusting his hip from the back. Even if the pace is kinda rough, Seungcheol is still considering the gentleness in his moves (yeah talk about that to the bruises in your hips lololol)

Lots dirty talk and degrading is what Seungcheol loves. This is quite the opposite of Bangchan—which he is just really love praising—and he likes it when you talk back, it makes something inside of him very excited. “Yeah? Look now who’s aching for my cock” “you dirty slut, say it. Say my name” while exactly pounding into without mercy.

Sometimes he is just making Chan’s ego in the edge of the downfall because look at him. Very cocky and shit. “Look, Chan, look at how pathetic she is” and a lot of smirks when he watches you and Chan fucking each other.

He is kind of hesitant about aftercare at first because this is out of his capabilities right? But his leader self is saying the otherwise. He will give you water and let you pee, then he will run you a bath. He brushes your hair of course! He won’t leave any marks on you besides the one at your hips because of his hands—he does that to respect Bangchan. Or, the marks on your neck because of his fingers when he is fucking your throat with his cock. Or on your buttcheeks because he can’t help but spank you. But he will be glad to see how you marked his body *wink*

[littledreamling]

I love posts/fics about Hob meeting the entire Endless family as much ad the next person, but I genuinely think that the only one he shouldn’t (and wouldn’t want) to meet is Destiny. I firmly believe that he and Death would be besties (and probably meet more often than Hob and Dream, let’s be honest). If Hob ever met Destruction, I think they would be week;y drinking buddies, reminiscing about the past, about the wars, and hoisting each other out of maudlin musings of all they have been responsible for in the past; I think they would be good for each other. I think Desire would take a keen interest in Hob, right up until they realized that the only desire Hob has is a desire for life, for everything that life has to offer; he has no interest in material possessions or any of the other worldly ambitions that most mortals have. Despair would adore Hob, if only because he would welcome her presence; he understands her importance and has felt her influence throughout his long life far too many times to be uncomfortable around or hateful towards her essence. Delirium, too, would love Hob, because his love of life, his delight in the simple joys, mirrors hers; he would be perhaps the most patient and understanding of her eccentricities and odd behavior (he has raised a child before, and Delirium’s temperament is not unlike that of a child; it sparks that same paternal instinct that urges him to comfort, to play along, to listen enraptured to her long-winded and winding stories).

Destiny, however, is a painful meeting. Every meeting with Destiny is painful, not because he is cruel, but simply due to his nature. He is the past, the present, the future. He is everything you must know, not necessarily what you want to hear. And he knows this. To Dream, he even says “I am Destiny. I am what must happen, will it or no. And I am your brother. If I could live your life for you, I would. But that is not within my power.” He knows that his advice and guidance is unwelcome, just as he knows exactly how those around him will react to it. He knows whether or not they will follow it before he even gives it. He cares deeply for his family but even as he tries to help them, he knows how futile his efforts are, and he hates it. And while this has somewhat devolved into a half-assed character study of Destiny, I think that he’s the one Endless sibling that all of the other siblings would try to keep Hob as far away from as possible. His presentiments are painful enough for his fellow Endless (going so far as to send Dream spiraling into a half-page meltdown); I can’t imagine how Hob’s human mind, immortal as he may be, would react to finding himself face-to-face with Destiny and all of his infinite knowledge (which, as we see with Delirium’s shift from Delight, isn’t as infinite as Destiny likes to think it is, but that’s beside the point). Destiny knows everything about Hob, his birth, his life, and his eventual death. This wouldn’t be welcome information for anyone involved, yet Destiny carries the burden of this knowledge, and everyone knows it. It would be a meeting on eggshells and a bed of nails.

This got really ramble-y but long story short, I think Hob meeting every other Endless sibling would be humorous/wholesome, but everyone has a vested interest in keeping Hob away from Destiny. It would be a meeting that could only end in pain and heartache and far too much insight into his own future, insight that no human should ever have.

[killemwithkawaii]

I am feeling ✨inspired✨ so I may or may not send a handful of asks but I’m just…oooh sal fisher 💕

I like to imagine that sal has an intimacy kink—like, he gets shamefully turned on when his partner tells him secrets or trusts him with personal information. Nothing gets his motor going more than a good “I’ve never told this to anyone before….” Because it makes him feel so important and trusted and loved 😭 and there’s a little bit of a power play element to it, too, bc being trusted with sensitive information is like,,,they’re putting themselves at his mercy with that, and even though he KNOWS he would NEVER betray their trust, there’s still a thrill to knowing the possibility is there

The same vein applies to sal REALLY having a thing for first times—not even just virginity (though he’s got a thing for that too)—but just ANYTHING his partner hasn’t done before. He loves being someone’s first anything because it’s like…he’s always going to be in their memory. They can’t forget about him ever again because they won’t get another first. It ties into the intimacy, powerplay, and desire to be important and remembered 😭

So I really love imagining sal just…whole heartedly trying his best to get into or understand whatever “weird” kink his partner likes, because he wants to be the first to share it with them and he loves that they trust him enough for that 🥺 even if it’s not something he’d do on his own he loves it because it’s something he’s sharing with his partner 💕

(It’s also why I love to think that Sal would be a good dom/master/caretaker/whatever other role is in power during a roleplay scene, bc he just loves being trusted to take care of his partner and provide for them in that vulnerable headspace 💕💕)

>Sal with an intimacy kink 🤝 Me, chronically over-sharing

>Sal is incredibly emotionally intelligent and seems to have a knack for getting people to open up to him. I can totally see hanging out with him and after chatting for a while, it dawns on you that you've been spilling your guts to him unprompted. You might backpedal and apologize, but he's like 'No it's cool, go on tell me all your secrets' 👀

>He's very, very nosey, but not malicious about it. He just cares and it gets his dick hard (same lol) 🥺💙

>This got me thinking about confessing to and eventually actually trying out some of my less-explored kinks for the first time with him and oooof it's got me feeling all kinds of ways  🙈💘💦

Me: I... kind of have a knife kink? But I've never actually tried it with anyone before... >>;;; 👉👈

Sal: [Immediately stands up and heads toward the kitchen]

Me: wAIT-

>This helped cultivate a whole new daydream scenario where he's just trying to make a nice dinner for the two of us, but I keep acting Weird after watching him prepare it and keep internally beating myself up about 'ruining' our wholesome date by being a perv. He eventually gets a confession out of me and makes me not feel bad about it u//v//u 👉👈🔪💕💦

>10/10 would trust Sal to be my dom and know all my dirty little secrets (which he may playfully use against me within my boundaries) 😈💞💞💞

[pet-pet-peet]

Can I’m have the dorm leaders x male reader who loves cute things and use cute clothes and have a bunny plushie with him all the time headcanons please

Awww, yes! Soft boi appreciation post, let’s go

*This is male reader, but I generally don’t use many gendered terms in my writing..just know that I’ll opt more for masculine ones if I add any. (aka, this is probably good for anyone, but the occasional gendered term will be male)

Tw: lewd implications here and there (I’m sorry, I had the perfect opportunities and I took them) very minor, though;

Pairing(s): Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Idia, Malleus x male reader who likes cute things (separate)

He loves your aesthetic, especially your little bunny plushie you carry around with you

He understands how hard it can be to be interested in cutesy things as a boy, especially with how he was raised

Takes a lot from your comfort and learns how to be more comfortable in his own interests

He’ll try to match your outfits while still looking regal, likes to trade outfits if you two are around the same size as well

He always thinks of you when he sees something you’ll like and usually ends up getting it for you, too

You always make him smile when you’re around, you’re just so cute that he can’t help but pat your head

Tells you that your bunny reminds him of the white rabbit in the story of Alice and the Queen of Hearts

Rolls with that and calls you his Alice, teasingly telling you to be careful

He’d hate to have to take your head~ (I’M SORRY I COULDN’T HELP MYSELF-)

Pretty cool with your aesthetic and likes to join you when he can

I’ve already mentioned how he’s soft to wholesome, cutesy beans- in other words he’s whipped

Won’t tell you he likes your aesthetic directly, but he does

Very protective of you, no one’s getting through this man’s defense

You might catch him glaring at your poor bunny plush, he’s very jealous of it since you’re always holding it-

When you dress in your more boldly adorable clothes he always feels so proud, like he loves that you’re comfortable being yourself around him

He’s weak to your puppy eyes, but he knows you’re weak to his, so he’ll fight fire with fire if he needs to

Won’t get you things that reminds him of you necessarily, unless there’s a special occasion then he gets you everything he thinks you’ll like (prime time for spoiling)

His teasing is usually in the form of calling you his rabbit, and warning you to be careful around him (if ya know what I me- I’ll stop now sorry)

He makes sure his dorm members are very aware of you, and makes sure they are very aware of what he would do if they hurt you

Likes your aesthetic a lot and thinks you’re the most adorable thing ever (like- I just imagined when there are pics and videos of cats snuggling plushies..that’s it, that’s your relationship)

At first he’s put off by how confident you are in such an alternative style, but he starts to realize how cool it really is of you

Can’t say he would necessarily dress the same with you, but maybe sometimes

Asks for fashion advice every now and then since he’s not used to land trends, but knows when you’re trying to have him match your aesthetic and probably rolls with it

Your comfort in your style inspires him to become more secure about himself, which is something he’s been trying to do for a while but you make him focus more on it

Thinks your bunny plushie is cute, but prefers if you pay more attention to him when you’re together

Probably inspires some desserts or drinks on your aesthetic, just because you’re so cute it’s hard for him not to

He’ll also ask for your input when decorating the Lounge for special occasions

Might have a silver tongue when he teases you, but just lay your head on his shoulder and he’s a red mess

He likes to show off your style when you’re in public, making it clear that he’s proud to be with you

Spoils. You. Always. He sees something that reminds him of you? You have it now, no problem

He likes your aesthetic and takes a lot of inspiration from it, probably gets dragged into joining you a lot

He loves you so much, to him your aesthetic is just a plus

Will automatically get you anything and everything he sees is part of your aesthetic, even before you were dating

He just thought you looked so cool, and the way you decorated your part of your dorm room had him so invested

Will invite you to banquets and ask if you could help dress him up to match with you

Asks a lot of question about your bunny, like it’s name and where you got it and how long you’ve had it

He’s so genuinely interested in learning about your style that it might tire you out lolol

Likes to hug you and your bunny while yelling “group hug!”

He spends most of his time with you since you became boyfriends, which is a sigh of relief for Jamil

You probably get put in the yearbook as the cutest couple, honestly you two are cute af together

Very invested in your style and wants to know everything about it

You already know he loves it, you’re a walking representation of almost everything he stands for

Major power couple, especially on Magicam

Likes to give you makeover in his style and receive makeovers in your style

He finds that you’re very good at using your cuteness to your advantage, aka he’s very weak to your puppy eyes

Likes your bunny, but asks if you can part with it when in important, more business-like meetings (won’t argue if you say no, though)

He enjoys dressing up with you, matching outfits are kinda your thing

He actually starts finding ways you can take your style to the next level, and offers you these ideas

You two probably start a couple account on Magicam where you post lookbooks of each other’s style, and fashion and make-up related challenges

Get used to the fangirling from Rook, because he’s your number one shipper and Vil probably asks him to take the pictures you post

Very supportive of your style and enjoys indulging in it with you

He..He’s so freaking happy

He has a kawaii anime boyfriend, he can die in peace now

Asks if you would like to cosplay with him, since he never could pull off cutesy characters (You guys pull off the cute and dark aesthetic lovers very well)

Still embarrassed to leave his room, but likes to hear you brag about being his boyfriend through his tablet during school hours

Your comfort in yourself, like with the first few beans, starts to inspire him to be more confident, but his stubborn social anxiety is tough for him to cope with (please support him, he’s trying his best)

If you want to start an aesthetic blog or youtube channel, he’s your number one fan and will help however he can

He’s not really sure what he could get you as a physical gift, so he sticks to what he’s good at

Either makes you a game or a cute hologram of something you can put in your room, or he does both..he’ll probably do both..and then some

If he finds out there’s a cute game or show you like, he’ll try to get merch of it for you, making sure it fits your aesthetic of course

Supportive, in the background bean that loves you more than he can express

You remind him of Lilia (who, to be honest, is probably your new best friend) so he’s supportive of your choices

He asks a lot of questions to understand why you like the style and what it is

Once he has a general understanding, you’ll probably get some gifts out of nowhere

It may start off as kind of what you like? But not necessarily something you would get for yourself (He’s taking notes on your reactions and will eventually figure out what’s more your thing)

If you ask him if he wants to match clothes with you, he’ll be interested at first but probably decides it’s not for him after the first time

Will allow you to test makeup looks on him, though, since he still wants to be supportive

He asks if you carry the bunny around because you see it as a friend or if you just feel comfortable with it, but doesn’t ask much about it afterwards

No one dared to mention anything negative to him about you, no one being brave enough to question you

Probably is very teasing of you, but underneath he’s very giddy about how cute you are

Loves how cute you are on the lowkey and likes to learn more about your interests

*All Images are official art from Twisted Wonderland and do not belong to me. They are the Lab Coat Groovy card art