#can’t decide if I want it Kyle or Stan centric

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The thrilling saga of PCE trying and failing to donate plasma continues this time for reasons of my own inadvertent doing (let’s just say ojv Kyle and I have more in common than red hair and a love for Stan Marsh lmfao) BUT ON A BRIGHTER NOTE Teri said something so fucking beautiful in the chat and now I have a oneshot idea bc we love healing in this household

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Some character centric story ideas for fanfiction :

I don't know if some already exist, I haven't checked. And I'm to lazy to do that either. But I thought of some..Might add more. Feedback appreciated.

Warning: Terrible english. I try to get better.

Overall: Tall Kyle, Tall Stan, Short Cartman, whatever Kenny.

Kyle:

Kyle is at the end of senior year. Kyle is one of the best students. He has aced every test and got accepted into a Ivy League college. One problem: Kyle doesn't know what he wants to be. All of his friends now what career they want, Kyle doesn't. This stresses him out.

In Highschool ( your grade choice), Kyle gets into a fight with Cartman after Cartman made some anti semitic comments. ( Well it was more likely Kyle beating the shit out of Cartman) So both Kyle and Cartman get suspended for a little while. Kyle feels terribly wronged. He reflects on how much Cartman controls his life and how he also feels like no one understands him. ( this ain't kyman thing alright)

Kyle helps out at a children's hospital. He semi befriends one kid named Jamie. Jamie has cancer ( the type is up to yours). Jamie tells Kyle all the hope and dreams he has, alot of them remind Kyle of his own. Kyle tries his hardest to fulfill some of Jamie's dreams. Eventually Jamie dies and Kyle is devastated.

Kyle is conflicted. His dad. The person he used to look up to. Defends a person who has done something morally very wrong. ( it's up to you want you want to use). Geralds defends his stance by he is a lawyer so it is his job. Kyle can't help but see his dad in different eyes. He always thought he only fights for thr good people.

Stan:

Gets in an accident ( your choice). The main point is. He is in pain. He could have stronger pain killers like: oxycodone, fentantyl. But he gets by on paracetamol and ibuprofen. He refuses to take any opioids because he's is very paranoid he get addicted to it. He is very stubborn and just takes the lighter stuff.

Middle school. Stan watches some documentary about Whale and dolphin captivity. Stan gets really aggravated about Whale and Dolphin captivity. He gets pissed at his parents for never telling him and blatantly taking him to Denver Aquarium. He goes on to protest against it and tries to free them. During that time he always grows to be more fond of the animals

In Highschool Stan gets alot of comments from adults that he looks like his dad when he was younger. Mortfied by this, because he doesn't want be compared to his father, he goes in a hair salon to dye his hair blonde. ( it gets orange). He is so fixated on changing him to look different than his dad. ( no surgeries). until someone points out to him that it only matters how he is different inside from his dad.

Cartman

Cartman got beaten up by Kyle again. Cartmam notices that his wounds heal very slowly. He also feels a lot more tired and uses the bathroom more than usual. Worried Liane eventually manages to force her morbidly obese teenager to go visit a doctor. There he gets diagnosed with diabetes type 2 . Cartman ( because he is a dumbass) blames Kyle for infecting him. ( in Cherokee hair Tampon it says Kyle has diabetes. likely type 1). Besides Scott Malkinson tries to help him with it which gets Cartman really pissed.

In Highschool Cartman feels more and more the loss of his father. He feels like there is a missing piece. He eventually breaks into Scott Tenormans house to steal some information. Scott finds him. Scott also tells Cartman he does not deserve knowing anything about his dad.

( warning: this probably ain't true. and I'm exaggerating.) But.. Cartman hears about a show on TLC called " my life with 600 pounds", he hears people get paid 100'000 dollars. Excited Cartman decided to gain more weight to appear on the show.

Kenny

Kenny gets in a relationship. Due his parents overall neglect he has issues opening up emotionally.

Kenny is in senior year. He has been working hard at two jobs since freshman year to afford himself into a community college. But since Kenny is only a minor. His dad somehow manages to take a hold on all that money legally and spend it on drugs and alcohol. Kenny is severely pissed off.

During Highschool Kenny struggles with his grades. He feels a little envy towards his friends Stan and Kyle, whose family are rich ( in his eyes) and both get good grades. Kenny overall on the outside id a chill and proud person. He doesn't want anyone to pity him ever. He still hates the fact that he can't have as many extracurricular activities as them, can't go to school trips. He asks himself if his life overall is just cursed. ( god this is corny)

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More Moose-centric OJV headcanons bc I love that cat.

-so Stan, post college grad and working up the courage to actually put his degree to use (mans self doubt is beatin his ass), is volunteering at the local animal shelter, when someone brings a cardboard box to the front desk.

- they’re like “hey someone left this outside my building, I can’t really have a pet rn” and Stan looks in the box to see the TINIEST little brown cat looking up at him with big sad eyes and he just starts SOBBING.

- immediately decides that this kitten is coming home with him, tells the shelter owner he’s leaving early and BOOKS IT home, got the cat wrapped up in his jacket in the passenger seat, seat warmer on, and Stan’s talking to him still crying a little. The thing is, this boy’s been going through a really tough time and he’s been reading children’s books to comfort himself, so he has “Thidwick The Big Hearted Moose” by dr Seuss on the brain, so he’s like HOLY SHIT IM CALLING YOU MOOSE! And Moose is just vibin he’s a real good cat

- they get home and Stan realizes he didn’t tell Kyle (adhd boy moment) bc he was too excited so he’s FULLY expecting Ky to be mad at him for bringing a pet home spontaneously, but Kyle is JUST AS HAPPY AS HE IS!!! And later that night, when Kyle thinks Stan’s out of earshot, he’s whispering to Moose, thanking him for making Stan smile again askfhdjwl

- bringing Moose to the vet clinic where Wendy works to get his shots and a checkup gives Stan a push to actually apply there, and everyone there LOVES that cat, like Wendy’s facetiming Bebe (they’re married at this point btw) to show her and Stan has a job working with animals now, like Moose really pulled him out of a SadSack slump shout-out to Moose!

-Moose’s favorite spot in the WORLD is Kyle’s chest, like Ky cannot lay down anywhere without him curling up in the divot of his sternum, ESPECIALLY if he senses that something’s wrong. Like when Kyle’s sick or having a bad pain day, Moose is there purring like a lawn mower directly over his heart.

-that cat is spoiled as HELL like I’m talkin everyone who meets him falls immediately in love bc he’s so sweet and so little even years later, he’s also intuitive as fuck and a natural emotional support animal. Kenny builds him a sickass cat tree, if he wants some of whatever the boys are eating all he has to do is rub his little head on their hand and (as long as it won’t make him sick) he gets a bite lmao. He wants picked up? He gets picked up. And everyone knows Kyle Broflovski cannot say no to Big Sad Blue Eyes and Moose is no exception to that ajsgdkwjdk. When Craig and Tweek meet Moose, he LOVES Craig bc he’s quiet and calm and that connection helps crog get over his friendship barrier with Stan. Tweek is nervous around animals but eventually falls in love with Moose too.

- he’s a pretty chill cat, doesn’t yowl in the middle of the night or cause problems, doesn’t bite or scratch even playfully. Occasionally he’ll get suspicious when Stan comes home from work smelling like other animals, but he’s used to it. His zoomies are HILARIOUS but he’s a total crybaby when he gets stuck on top of a door or something and needs help getting down. Once he got himself on top of the kitchen cabinets while Stan wasn’t home, Kyle couldn’t reach him and his stubborn ass didn’t want to go across the hall to get Craig so he climbed onto the counter, fell and aggravated his bad knee, and Moose would NOT leave his side for days after. Moose still got himself stuck in the same place the next week.

-he loves to go on walks! He has a little red harness and WEARS LITTLE CAT SIZED SWEATERS IN THE WINTER!!! The three of them 100% do holiday cards In matching outfits oh my god.

- Moose likes to sit in the windowsill in the home office and *ekekeke* at birds it’s the funniest shit ever.

-he’s very good on car rides except when Kyle’s driving because that man gets horrible road rage and Moose is all oh ok dads mad that means something is Wrong everyone panic and he’s yelling and bouncing around the car and it’s funny but it’s really not bc ~danger~ and yeah if Kyle’s driving Moose is in the carrier lmao.

- is a MODEL patient at the vet (partly bc his dad is the vet in question and he trusts Stan with his whole tiny heart)

-oh my god ok so Stan’s AA chapter has a lot of people who bring their pets to meetings and whenever he brings Moose in everyone is SHOWERING him with attention it’s so cute all the old timers are all “that’s a good cat right there he takes a pet no problem” and he’s wandering the meeting hall saying hi to everyone social king!

- Moose has never met a person he hates. Except Randy. Moose hates Randy.