#can you just imagie if cyno and tighnari see just how TERRIBLE he is at gingerbread house making KSHWHAGSKSHW

[alhaith4ms]

I lost it at the kaveh gingerbread house headcanon. I raise you a: what if he’s ironically bad at it despite being an architect? (This isn’t a request btw, just wanted to share)

omg anon i can already imagine kaveh, the renowned light of the kshahrewar and an absolute genius who built himself an entire briefcase that he lovingly calls Mehrak, just absolutely making a huge mess during gingerbread house making and getting so much flak for it from alhaitham who, by the way, somehow makes a perfect gingerbread house !!

"huh," alhaitham hummed, raising a brow at the mess of crumbs and frosting on kaveh's side of the table. "no wonder your clients choose to back out at the last moment."

kaveh balked, holding back the urge to push alhaitham's face into the seemingly perfect gingerbread house the scribe managed to make lest he actually gets thrown out to the streets.

"listen you arrogant bastard, these cookie pieces are much too delicate than i anticipated and the frosting i got is far too runny!"

"...sure they are." alhaitham said, already standing up. "just clean up your mess, i'm going to bed."

"wait," the blond frowned, looking at how much there is to clean. "you're not even going to help me clean up?"

"you did say that we're able to clean up after our messes. don't make too much noise, i have work tomorrow."