#can you believe that i. tumblr user pierremichelofavignon. happen to have opinions on pierre michel of avignon

[youssefguedira]

Pierre Michel? :)

i feel like we all know my opinions on him at this point

first impression: 'hey look, it's marwan kenzari'

impression now: *gestures vaguely at my blog* i just think he's neat you know (10/10. pierre michel of avignon my beloved)

favourite moment: literally everything he does but one of my favourite scenes is when poirot grabs dragonoff's maid and drags her over to where pierre is sitting like "was this the man you saw?!" and pierre's just there like. uh. what did i do. or the bit where the old not-detective guy is arguing with daisy ridley and pierre's looking around awkwardly like hm. i do not know what i am supposed to do about this. and finally, "they were arguing about tennis, or politics, i can't remember. which one has stalin?"

idea for a story: someday.... someday i will write my pierre-centric post motoe oneshot perhaps.... or pre motoe.... or during motoe.... or all three.... i'll get to it someday but. want to write him processing his grief and, you know, the whole movie. perhaps interacting with some of the characters. what happens to him after. what happened to him before. he's a very underdeveloped character so i will just have to do that myself

unpopular opinion: this is only unpopular because i make up the fandom but anyway. the whole movie cannot happen without pierre. they need him to coordinate the whole thing. without pierre they get caught and the plan falls apart. he's also a fairly obvious suspect given the fact that nobody could've gotten past him and his ability to access the whole train with the conductor's key, so should be considered seriously by poirot and, for that matter, the movie, which fails to establish his potential motivations or alibi and thus leaves us all yelling "BUT THE CONDUCTOR" at our screens. poirot never rules out pierre as a suspect. nor does the movie tell us his actual name, which meant i spent most of the time the first time i watched it trying to figure out if it was pierre or michel. furthermore, this could all be solved by leaving in his interview scene (which is at least on youtube, unlike SOME deleted scenes), which establishes all of these things, and by cutting it they made the movie worse. in this essay i will

favourite relationship: he doesn't really interact with anyone for long but uh. as you may be able to tell from my general blog i have also decided he's aroace

favourite headcanon: i do not know of any at all since uh. think this fandom if you can even call it that is just me. so. he's aroace

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