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starlooove · 2 months ago

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If Gavin king was alive rn no racism universe there’d be queer allegories all over his story that dudebros would ignore bc “not all theatre dudes are gay” but then Orpheus would either be in the back corner of a dc pride cover or some writer would say ‘yeah I intended …’ and twitter would go insane - there would be a joke line about theatre dudes being gay

#who’s his Eurydice.#baby have I got the oc for you….#let’s fix the respectability politics while we’re at it too #Im glad nobody’s ready Orpheus bc I can ignore all his flaws and who gon check me?#can y’all tell Im off tomorrow chattyyyy #btw hed have a gf that was a badly written allegory to the Greek myth #i think they’d make it waaaay too obvious #as in oh she ‘dies’ and he has to ‘guide’ her #but they’d make it so he doesn’t look back to badly prove a point or smth #next writer would break them up and if they’re cheeky make it bc he didn’t care to do the metaphorical look back #again no racism universe #AND no misogny universe #there are a million fix it fics about this #where he either looks back and we get told bisexuality exists :) in the authors notes 50 mil times #or they make the allegory better #either way Orpheus doesn’t get another love interest besides some side glances at men and women alike but primary focus on the job #boom pride cover #but that’s where i step in and make one post about my Dionysus cult oc #and i allude to many more coming then never follow through

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