#can u guys tell i’m ovulated be honest

[tashism]

having patrick thoughts again idk what’s happening to me!! like having 2019 patrick be your first older boyfriend!!

laying flat on your stomach the first time you guys fuck, begging him to be gentle. you can already tell by the way he’s not fucking responding that he won’t be, furthermore by the way his grip on your waist is strong enough to leave a bruise. the second he slides in it’s pure ecstasy for the man — he’d swear you were almost too tight if he wasn’t so caught up in how good you feel. you, on the other hand, are grasping at the pillow and sheets under you, whining into the fabric as he starts to move. it’s like you can feel him stretching you out, ruining you for anyone else.

“s’too big… too big, pat…” your muffled little whimper only working to turn him on more, a smirk tugging at his lips as he coos mockingly at you. “s’not too big, angel…” he leans down, burying his face in your hair and moving his hips a little faster, “you’ve taken bigger dicks than this, yeah?”. you wanna argue with him, you want to call him an asshole, but you’re too wrapped up in how good it hurts to do anything but keep complaining to him. “you’re too deep…” you mutter, your words barely coherent.

now you’re just complaining to complain.

“shut the fuck up” he groans, “it’s not too deep”, he sits up and buries his thick cock to a hilt just to watch you bite your pillow, all but screaming into it. “this is too deep”. he laces his fingers through your hair and tugs your head up, rutting into you so deep that you might leave this bed with a bruised cervix. you’re too cock-drunk up to care though — your eyes struggling to open and your jaw slack as you mutter nonsense at him, begging him to go faster, harder. “so greedy, baby…” he smiles proudly, pulling all the way out just to slam back into you “no one ever taught you manners, huh? say please”

you’re gonna need an entire bottle of advil after this.

[sussensecret]

☾*taehyung fic recs*☽

smut:  ♡           fluff: ☼          angst:   ☆

a list of our favorite taehyung fan fics. enjoy ! 

masterlist of all masterlists

Under the Cloak - jungblue ♡ Harry Potter au, Gryffindor!Taehyung Summary: Gryffindor’s star seeker is in danger of being disqualified from participating in their upcoming match against Slytherin due to his less than stellar grade in potions. You’re forced into tutoring him… however you didn’t know that would entail the two of you being at the library, after hours, underneath an invisibility cloak, where you quickly learn that quidditch isn’t the only thing Kim Taehyung excels in.

Runaway - jungkxook ♡☆  | 3 part series (DOESNT WORK) Badboy!Taehyung Summary: Bad boy Tae takes an interest in innocent you and, even though you know he’s toxic, you can’t help but love him

Pillow Fort - workofteaguk ♡☼ Summary: Date night with Taehyung takes a pleasant turn, not that you’re complaining.

The T-Shirt Thief - jungblue ♡☼ Summary: In the midst of your loneliness due to Taehyung’s absence, you decide that you need a distraction, which somehow manifests itself as going over to his apartment and stealing a t-shirt or two… or three…

Nightcall - joonbird ♡ Summary: Your one night stand with handsome stranger Kim Taehyung doesn’t exactly go according to plan

Fate of the Fast & Furious - promixity Biker!Taehyung, Babysitter!Taehyung Summary: you’re a first-generation college student and taehyung is the hot guy with a love for motorbikes who lands the job babysitting for your family while you’re away. basically a mix of domestic!taehyung, biker!taehyung, racer!taehyung all at once, and a whole lotta sex. a weird kind of slow-burn. enjoy

Couches - trbld-writer ♡☼ Couchsurfing au

Fools - moonscriptx ♡☆ College au Summary: Harbored feelings over the years start to build up. Both you and Taehyung are so obviously in love with each other – well at least it was obvious to everyone except the two of you – and the world (aka Park Jimin) has made it it’s mission to get the two of you to realize the feelings are mutual.

Tasty Tryst - jeonjagiya ♡☼ Strawberryfarmer!Taehyung Summary: Selling preserves at the local farmers’ market has its distractions when your vendor booth is placed next to the one belonging to the young strawberry farmer who’s been sweet on you for years.

Bibliothéque - joonbird ♡☼ College au, Librarian!Taehyung Summary: You are at the very top of your college cohort, an A grade student on the fast track to a life of success. You know the answers to everything, or at least you think you do. That is until you meet quirky genius Kim Taehyung

Shelter - btssmutgalore ♡☼☆ Summary: Taehyung’s always been a best friend, which is why you think he’s the right person to ask for help when it comes to relationships.

Slowdance on the Inside - floralseokjin ♡☼☆ Summary: Taehyung has liked you as long as he can remember. He’s unsure when the line blurred from friendship to romantically, but it’s about to get a lot worse when he’s forced to watch you date his friend, Jungkook…

Consequences - workofteaguk ♡☼☆ Harry Potter au!!!!!!!!!!! Summary: According to Hogwarts tradition, the Head Girl is meant to serve as a role model of academic achievement, outstanding reputation, and having a honest, good, and hard-working personality. You have no trouble with that; however, you’re not too sure if (regularly) sleeping around with star Quidditch player Kim Taehyung is part of the rules. 

Planning Ahead - chinnychimchim ♡☼ Summary: technology has reached its peak when taehyung gets notified of your ovulation dates through his phone. baby making sex is so much easier when all he has to do is convince you to let him put in just the tip, and rely on your hormones to do the rest. you call him a sly fox. taehyung thinks it’s just planning ahead. 

Motivation - aphrodichi ☼  | 3 parts series Kim Bok Joo au!!!!!! Summary: you have a competition soon, and your beloved, annoying boyfriend has to get you ready for it. he might not make it out alive, though.

Can’t Flaunt What’s Not Yours - turtletaemin ♡☆ Summary: “You’re the one always saying how you wouldn’t give a fuck if I were to up and leave. The one that told me I can’t flaunt you because you’re not mine,” he says, stepping away from you to run a hand through his hair. “And you’re telling me you like me?”

When a Ladybug Meets a Spider - gxtsmxt ♡☼☆ College au Summary: ❛❛my pet tarantula escaped from my dorm room and i’m not even allowed to have a fucking goldfish here so what do i have to do for u to keep your mouth shut❜❜ AU

Black Magic - chickenkooks ♡ ☼ Summary: im one of the brightest witches at this prestigious magic academy and ur a human who somehow got admitted and everyone knows u dont ACTUALLY have magic but cant prove it so they hate u for it but i actually like you??? and have a crush on u??????? our paths have just never crossed until ur class blew up n somehow we became class partners and– hold on what do you mean we fucked up this spell so we wanna fuck each other’s brains out??

Wild & Worn - promixity ♡ Summary: taehyung is known around work as the kinky guy with an anal fetish. your go-to hookup is out of town for the week so that leaves tonight open to endless possibilities.

Guilty Pleasure - jungkxook ♡ ☼ College au Summary: Notorious pranker Kim Taehyung is adored by all, but all he really wants is your attention

Desideratum - gukwitch ♡ ☼ Harry potter au Summary: you had no idea you’d fall for a hufflepuff, especially not the seeker with a big smile and wandering hands that you spent more time in bed with than you cared to admit. 

we will be adding more to this list, as time goes by !