#can u get pregante?

[definitelynotpetedavidson]

how many of you would believe me if i told you i was pete davidson

im not, im just curious how many of you would believe it if i told you

[m0stlygh0st]

Hey guys! I just wanted to drop a quick post here!

As some of you guys know I’ve been kinda MIA for the past couple of months, maybe popping in on occasion to like and rb a couple posts, or add some stuff to my queue to keeps things going while I’ve been gone. The truth is, I’ve been on a bit of leave of sorts because I’m expecting. ❤️ So… yeah! I’m on a bit of a maternity leave so that’s all it is!

*scampers away*

…

OKAY OKAY OKAY.

So.

I’ve been going back and forth on how to bring this up here for literal months now. Because I’ve been super tired and when I get the energy to do stuff I have zero creative juices in me. It’s been super frustrating and I wanted to do something special for it but I figured I would just bite the bullet and come out and say it. ;7; I’ve been wanting to tell you guys for a while now but couldn’t figure out the right way to share the news!

But yeah— I’ll take some time to update my pinned post and all that soon, while I have the energy to, lol. I still love my F/Os and wanna do something special with them too at some point I just need the energy to. ;7;

But yeah! So if you need me, I’m not dead, just tired and baking a baby bat, that’s all.

Love you guys!❤️🦇

[jureeya]

[starfoam]

Looks to the left.

Looks to the right.

Coast is clear.

Deep breath.

"Pregananant."

[autistook]

ok so my lower back and tits are dying and I have cravings IS THIS NORMAL 2 WEEKS BEFORE PERIOD OR DO I NEED TO CHECK IF I AM PREGANANANT

[muppetable]

i sent my mom a link to a staple of internet culture earlier and told her to watch it when she got the chance, fast forward a few hours later when i've completely forgotten i sent it to her and then i just hear from across the room

"AM I PREGANT?"

[crwatters]

Important questions!

Can u get pregante?

My gf ain't had period since she got pregat?

Will my get pregnan?

If a women has starch masks on her body, has she been pregnat before.?

Am I gregnant?

Am I pegnate? Help?!

Can u bleed while u are pergert?

What is the best time to sex to be come pregnart

[thesarkycoder]

Obligatory

Was trying not to cry laughing at radiology today

[jpriest85-blog]

Typhon: Echidna, we're going to have to kill this guy.

Echidna: I know a construction site nearby that rents cement trucks from Gorgon CO. Their security is lax & I have the spare keys to the truck. We can bury the body in the foundation.

Typhon, in adoration: My wife is so resourceful. Smart, beautiful, ruthlessly calculating, an amazing mother, how'd I get so lucky?

Fell in love with @pink-noah Typhon & found out about his modern au version where he's a mob boss. So I had to draw fanart of him & my Echidna as a mob couple. I just love villainous couples were they just genuinly adore & respect eachother, espically if there is a size diffrence. Even in the orginal mythology, while there is debate on the number of Typhon's children, & which one's are his, there is no question that his only consort was Echidna & it was a union born of love. Which could be another way to show his opposition to Zeus, but I think it's funny that Typhon is also disgusted by Zeus' constant infidelities, on top of all the other reasons he hates the King of Olympus (I'm sorry my dude but when an eldrich monster of chaos is a better husband than u are. U might want to rethink ur life choices.)

Echidna is just this tiny thing next to Typhon, but he abolutly dotes & adores her, espically when she's pregant. She looks like a typical spoiled mob wife in her designer Versace wardrobe, running around with all their kids while in snake skin heels, but she's just as formidible as her husband. Echidna's grandmother was Medusa the matriarch of the Gorgon crime family, who are known for making their money in stone quaries & concrete (very conveinent legitimate businuss front & useful way to get rid of bodies). All of the Gorgon women, Echidna included, are terrifying with a petrifying glare that will make u freeze, & making people "dissapear" in the foundations of new buildings. Which is probably what made Typhon fall for her in the first place. Echidna is one of the few people not inimidated by Typhon's size & violent reputation to pierce through him with her own formidable gaze & love him anyway. No wonder they have so many children togther.

[jymwahuwu]

Hii! Ok so, how would Tighnari and Cyno react to darling being depressed? And I mean, she was depressed before, but now its worse.

How would they react to see darling in a state where she cant get hernself to eat, and struggles to even brush her teeth?

What would they do to make her feel better?

Also, ik Tighnari wats a BIG family, but, would he really risk darling's depression get even worse by getting her pregant? (After pregancy or during the pregancy, a lot of women end up suffering from depression)

Also, just imagine them react to her having a very bad estime asswell witch lead to the first state of depression before abduction (after abduction it got worse) bc of the toxic people she has been surrounded, and cannot bring hernself to look in the mirror?

Ok, idk if ur gonna accept to do this, but I was just trying to make mynself relate to the reader 😅

Anyways, thank you for reading my request and if u dont want to do it, its fine, dw! (Again, excuse my bad english)

TW: yandere, kidnapping, mentioned pregnancy, depressed reader

Tighnari and Cyno see you sinking so depressed that they start looking for any way to make you feel better. This isn't the first time they've comforted the family, and Collei has given them a little experience.

You chew the bread a few times, letting out soft whimpers and sniffles occasionally, and then burst into tears, tears falling into the bread, the salty taste melting on your tongue. They think you're rebellious and tell you to finish your meals in a firmer tone.

"I-I can't." You said.

Cyno: "What? Why? It's just a piece of bread, listen to me, take a few bites."

Tighnari: "Are you sure you don't want that bit of nutrition? Eat it, don't make me say it again."

You are so powerless in your current situation that you suspect this is your punishment - why did the Forest Rangers/General Mahamatra lock you up? Why is he acting like he loves you? Love is locking that person up against their will?

They didn't investigate your mental health before this. This is really unexpected. Poor thing, you can't even do simple things like dressing yourself and brushing your teeth by yourself now. They'll do this for you and even shower you. It's kind of satisfying and guilt-ridden for them - you're like a little pigeon eating in their hands. It would be too cruel to put you in a cage like this.

They bring you any gift you want, almost allow you to get anything you can buy with mora, bring you Fontaine's popular magazine, Inazuma's light novel. They read you some funny joke or content. You can even go out as much as you want! As long as you end up returning within a day, they won't ask you to explain or capture you.

They can't be there for you 24/7. In their absence, they are viscerally uncomfortable at the thought that you might sob. So! They allow you to have some pets, what do you want? cat? dog? bird? little sheep? fish? Crystalflies? Tighnari will teach you how to take care of them. He brought Karkata over here. Sometimes you will see that adorable mechanical crab make coffee and cover you with quilts! Cyno, studies methods with you. He will call himself dad and the pets are the kids.

As for getting pregnant…if they find out you're in this state, they won't even try. Even if there is no big family to leave a little regret, but it's okay. Love is the most important thing in the family. They have to take care of you.

[bragganhyl]

Where is the damned can u get pregante art with godlikes 😭

[hauntednachotimemachine]

The guy who turns Internet Drama Into Songs nailed it with this one

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[pngmart]

i misread pngmart as pregnart i'm so sorry

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[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

hihihi

I saw your post abt walburga black and her relationship with Sirius black and I came RUNNING

I loovee hearing people's opinions on siriuss relationship with either of his parents and your ideas are just 🤌

If you don't mind can you give me some of your headcanons abt the noble and most ancient house of black (not necessarily sirius)

I love you ❤️ hope you have a lovely day week month whatever (sorry if this has weird structure english isnt my primary lang and i dont post asks often/at all)

(Also maybe an odd qn but how the hell do u dm someone on tumblr im acc stressed i wanna yap to so many ppl but i cannntttt 😭😭)

AHH I LOVE YOU I LOVE TALKING ABOUT THE BLACKS <33 ALSO IM SORRY THIS IS SO LATE !!

btw you can dm someone by going on their profile and clicking the speech-bubble-thing with the plus sign in it ! it's like upper right corner on phone . youve prbly found this out by now but umm just in case !

umum head canons !! walburga centered because yes <3

tw: infertility, miscarriage, abortion (but she gave it to herself...), baby-trapping, underaged (non-con?) sex, (implied) cosca,

she definitely has OCD. i have another post about this but like she's so OCD to me

also, it isn't a walburga post if i dont mention i hc her with bipolar disorder

was basically the one who raised her brothers and when she grew up she wanted to have kids of her own to spite her father and to prove she would be a better parent

i hc her to be in love with someone before orion, like a first-love kind of thing but i can't figure out who. let's call him Dave for now

okay her and dave started dating when they were thirteen and walburga was very set on baby-trapping him

it didn't work because um. dave didn't want to have sex,,, because he was also thirteen...

but like whatever and walburga loved him anyway and they dated a while more

till walburga psycho sexual family issues came into play and her need need need to get married and start a family got so bad she barely stopped thinking about it

this was around when she was 15-16ish

yeah... the ocd and bipolar and her 49738 mental issues were coming into play

so dave and her separated peak manic episode, sixth year

(her choice, obviously)

and she became very interested in the second year, orion black !!!

and um . well orion was like 12 so he didn't have much of a choice but to go along with whatever she wanted

but um. what she wanted was a child but walburga just. could not get pregant

no matter what she did

but they still got married when orion was 17 !

and orion is just dissociating through this btw

and walburga is veryyy angry through this

and orion hates her

but is way too scared of her to actually say something

and then walburga gets pregnant <333

after. like. years.

after her younger brother (who she raised!!!) has had his first child !!

and well. alphard is there too but he's always been weird and wasn't really expected to do anything great so she's not bothered by him

but um !! she's pregnant and it is literally the best day of her life

orion is blending into the curtains btw

he knows the happy periods don't always last very long

which they don't. because walburga gives herself an abortion in a manic episode

and it's just.

it's so much worse for so long

it happens once more before sirius is born

and then once walburga is actually pregnant with sirius no one let's her out of their sight for very long

rip wizards you would've loved meds,

but ummm once sirius is born she litr loves him sosoossoosososoosoososoosossoso much <333

and um she has another son too something named rufus or rudolph or something

she doesn't give him much attention...

umumum okay this is long enough !!!

this is so dark im sorry !!!

[annlarimer]

can u get pregante…? (animated song) @lubalin

[fandomgeeknerd]

wttt incorrect quote (how is prangent formed as pronounced by the states and gov) long post

Oklahoma: Am i pregant?

Ohio: Am i pragnent?

Louisiana: Am i pargant?

Michigan: Am i gregnant?

Montana: Am i pegnate?? Help!?

Iowa: Is there a possibly that i'm pegrent?

Alabama: Am i pregegnant or am i okay?

Vermont: Could i be pregonate?

Georgia: How do i know if I'M prengan?

Oregon: Can i be prregnant????

Florida: Can u get pregante...?

Tennessee: Can u bleed while u are pergert?

South Carolina: Can u down a 20 foot waterslide pegnat?

Wisconsin: How can i get by gf pragnet?

New York: What happen when get PERGENAT?

Illinois: Will my get pragnan?

Idaho: What is the best time to s/x to become pregnart?

West Virgina: Are these systoms of being pregarnt?

Texas: Girlfriend aint had period since she got pregat?

New Mexico: Is it possible having s/x to a 8 month fregnant?

Gov: If a woman has starch marks on h- wait *reads more closely* If a women has STARCH MASKS on her body does that mean*laughs* she has been pargnet before period question mark

Virgina: My circle is nomal, but yet i still don't get peegnant.wat can i use period question mark

Arizona: Did most you women FEEL pgrenant before find out?

Wyoming: I am praganant last 5 weeks so can i start s/x?

Colorado: *high* Dangerops prangent s/x? will it hurt baby top of his head?

California: Me and my boyfriend are tying to get prefnat and j havent took my birth control in *laughs a bit* 12 days?

Utah: 38+2 weeks PREGANANANT?

Washington: I think my dog is pregernet???

Maine: Can i get prengt if he had a comdom on?

Nevada: *laughing a bit the whole way through* I think i am pretnet with my 14TH CHILD?

(og video)