#can ppl stop asking baekhyun about that lmao

[digitalgirls]

literally who gives a fuck about abs

[juunshua]

YES SHINE WE'RE BACK WITH THE LONG TAGS FOR THE SVT FANDOM LMFAO remember when ppl liked us for that 😭😭😭 but omg these days u were going through a youngk moment and it gave me a mild panic attack bc i change group biases sometimes and i already Feel it, but i truly believe that if there was ever a moment i stopped ulting baekhyun i would go INSANE. ur really so strong for changing ults because i dont think that could ever be me honestly. back in the day i did believe onew was the best man that ever appeared in front of me, but when baekhyun debuted that changed everything and it's been so many years i cant even THINK about not loving him the most lmfao and that's the same for tiffany, she's really just That person for me. so yeah i truly understand ur feelings and i think ur amazing for handling all of it!!!!

LMAO DID THEY REALLY;; im p sure i got an ask once about how they were annoying and i think subconsciously that effectively shut me up on this blog lkdjLS omg i think the opposite tho the fact that you can ult someone for so long isnt that amazing!! i feel like my feelings are always so fickle and change too quickly;; honestly for ults too i dont /ult/ easily like;; before youngk it was tiffany ?? and that was like however many years ago;; honestly thought youngk would be long standing ult too i think i held off on giving yongseung official ult position for so long just bc i was so unwilling to admit how much my feelings had changed relatively quickly kJSDf but at some point i had to come to terms with it;; like realizing a day6 lyric i had dedicated to youngk had now become a lyric i related to with yongseung i was like ohhhh man shine its /over/ over now dkldkj :( sad but! i still count him as 1/3 of my holy trifecta (youngk sewoon yongseung) so he's still up there! but its also definitely not the same;;; hopefully i follow in ur baekhyun paths with yongseung tho ldkjf like ur feelings abt not even being able to THINK about not lvoing him 100% me with ys rn;;; but yeah i think its really cool tho that u can stick with one person for so long! really shows ur dedication;;

[yehet-me-up]

*busts through the door like I'm the Kool-Aid man* BONJOUR FUCKERS I'M BACK!!! It is I, the Theatrical Gay Anon™! I hope you're ready to endure my endless babbling for a bit cuz I've got lots to say holy shit. Consider this part 1 of like, 1000 cuz I think Tumblr got rid of the submissions feature. I apologize in advance for the spam hehe.

Okay, with that out of the way. Ms. Yehet-Me-Up, may I call you Sarah? Sarah, what the fuck!? I can't even rn. I I give you a simple suggestion, no expectations behind it. I say "Hey, don't you think it'd be cool if Zitao was in the Exodus Mall universe?" to which you said "Yeah, that'd be neat, I might do that. Perhaps make him work at an Irish pub or something" and then I flip out with gratitude and excitement thinking you're gonna do like, a DRABBLE. 500 words at MOST -Theatrical Gay Anon

Imagine my SHOCK, my STUPEFACTION, upon realizing that you wrote OVER TEN THOUSAND WORDS about Huang Zitao aka the wind beneath my wings, the rain to my drought, the corny joke to my Junmyeon. And not only that! But you did this A MONTH AGO. I could've been reading this for so long and I had no idea! How foolish am I? I can't believe you wrote all of this based off of a silly little suggestion I made. I feel like bowing over how not worthy I am Wayne's World style -Theatrical Gay Anon

NOW IN REGARDS TO THE CONTENT OF THIS MASTERPIECE OH MY GOD WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN!? I am floored by your preeminence. First things first, the title? Perfect. Full disclosure, I suck at titles. I've been writing for over a decade now and I'm still shit with titles. It's so hard to come up with just a few words to encapsulate everything you wrote but you do it SO WELL. The moodboard? Amazing. I've always loved that picture of Zitao and it fits so well with the pub setting -Theatrical Gay Anon

I'm afraid you've written "Fractions of Tomorrow" so well that I don't see there being a need for anyone to write anything else...ever. Stories? CANCELED. Poetry? CANCELED. Biographies? CANCELED. It's all over folks. Sarah has written The Best Thing Ever. We've peaked as a society. After I finish writing these asks I'm gonna become a hermit in the woods and make friends with all of the woodland creatures that inhabit it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

But seriously though, I love absolutely everything about this story. As a Zitao fan, I'm used to getting breadcrumbs. Not a lot of ppl write fics about him. I can count on one hand how many long fics of his you can find on Tumblr. But THIS?? This was no breadcrumb, this was a whole fucking bakery. And it all appeals to me so much oh my god? The sappiness of it all, the flowery prose, the rebellious rejection of cynicism, it's all so beautiful I want to marry it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

If I discussed all of the sentences in this fic that made me giggle with joy and kick my feet around I'd be here all day so keep in mind this is just a FRACTION of the ones I loved but I couldn't go without mentioning at least some of them so here we go. "It’s not his first time here, but it’s his first time paying attention" SHUT UP this line is go good it's so simple yet so nuanced I adore it. Seriously, why hasn't anyone hired you to write a screenplay? -Theatrical Gay Anon

"He wonders if you ironed the collar of your shirt to be that precise or if you simply move through the world without acquiring any wrinkles" God, this line is so CUTE it's DISGUSTING he's fond of the reader's un-wrinkled clothes that's such a specific thing to like and is totally the type of thing I've done with the ppl I've crushed on throughout my life. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Zitao,’ he says finally. ‘Cute.’ You say" this is such a little thing but I love that you included his full name in this. I love his full name so much it sounds really pretty. Whenever I hear him refer to himself as "Huang Zitao" in interviews my heart soars. Hearing him speak Mandarin in general is a delight as well. It's an audibly gorgeous language and any racist who says otherwise can EAT MY ENTIRE ASS -Theatrical Gay Anon

"For someone who’s been in love for as long as you can remember she fights awfully hard against Baekhyun’s romantic nature" DEAR GOD I LOVE THESE TWO! I love these movie loving lovesick fools. I love that everyone in the world knows they love each other except them. I love seeing bits and pieces of their story throughout this written universe. I can't wait to see it all come together in Baekhyun's Exodus Mall fic. It's gonna be GLORIOUS -Theatrical Gay Anon

Also! I know you enjoyed my song recs that I thought fit perfectly with All Our Broken Places so here are some for when the Baek x Hitchcock fic drops. I know it's not done yet but I just *know* what it's gonna be like I can feel it in my bones. "Sidekick" by Walk the Moon and "Tongue Tied" by Grouplove. As for Fractions of Tomorrow I knew right away what songs I'd pick. "Dreams" by The Cranberries, "Jumpstarted" by Jukebox the Ghost and "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey -Theatrical Gay Anon

Gosh, this fic filled me with so much energy and joy I feel like a toddler on caffeine. But I really should sleep now though. It's gotten so late that I can see the sunrise peaking up sdksdksl. I'll see ya soon! I will be spamming you with more compliments about this fic once I wake up though! - Theatrical Gay Anon

Hi! I'm back. Okay, now where was I? Oh yeah, I was talking about some of my favorite lines from the story. "‘Hey man, how’s it going?’ Baekhyun reaches out and does a complex handshake with the man before you. ‘Oh, you know. Just working at the salt mines,’ Tao says with a laugh." I LOVE that you made Baek the one Zitao was close with. I miss the beef brothers so much. I'll never forgive SM for what they did to OT12. They were all such good friends 😔 -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘I’m not sure.’ For a flash Tao’s eyes linger on you once more. ‘I think it would depend on the person.’ And then the bastard goes and winks at you." GOD, HE WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS! HE'S SUCH A SHAMELESS FLIRT I HATE HIM *narrator voice* This was of course a huge a lie, he in fact loved Zitao immensely -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Sweetheart, I’m everyone’s type.’" You've captured Zitao's unlimited confidence so well and that makes me really happy. It's one of my favorite things about him. The man truly loves himself and I think that's awesome -Theatrical Gay Anon

"Tao looks at you through his lashes, bending close enough that you can feel his breath on your lips when he speaks. ‘Words are just the appetizer, darling. I prefer to have an entire feast.’ 'Any other questions or can I grab your orders?’" ASDKDSDSL SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA SAY THAT PANTY DROPPER LINE AND GO BACK TO BUSINESS AS USUAL ZITAO???? HUH??? IS THAT WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO??? -Theatrical Gay Anon

"‘Oh, nothing.’ He looks like the cat that caught the canary. ‘I just love being right.’" Something I love about EXO fic writers (myself included lol) is that despite all of the different ways they'll write the other members, there is one member who is always written the same and that's Baekhyun. He will always be written as a cheeky little shit cuz he *is* a cheeky little shit. That's just who he is. Messing with ppl is a favorite past time of his. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"'So, love, huh? There’s not some girlfriend or boyfriend of yours waiting for you at home?’" Thank you for not being heteronormative with the "are you dating someone?" convo. I know it might not seem like much but I really appreciate it. -Theatrical Gay Anon

"The beginning of love is always a lightning bolt. If that’s all it ever is you never have to deal with being knocked on your ass by the resulting thunderstorm" OOF, this one got me. So very true. The beginning of love is so scary! -Theatrical Gay Anon

"I could argue that anarchy still is love. Love of your beliefs and love of a person or a place or a thing so much that you’re willing to fight for it" OKAY BUT PASSIONATE LEATHER JACKET WEARING ANARCHIST ZITAO IN A ROCK BAND IS SUCH AN ATTRACTIVE CONCEPT!!! There's nothing sexier than a bad boi that will hate capitalism with you! He'd probably be the one to give ppl rides to protests and stuff I LOVE IT -Theatrical Gay Anon

"If we say love is a feeling, who’s to say that we aren’t in love? If we decide it’s an action then which one is it? A kiss or a commitment or - maybe it’s nothing more complicated than putting words to the way I feel when you look at me?" Listen I don't mean to be dramatic or anything (wait, who am I kidding? I'm literally the Theatrical Gay Anon being dramatic is like my Thing) but if a guy ever said that to me my trans boi pussy would be open for business IMMEDIATELY

Alright, so, uh Final Thoughts. This may be my new favorite work of yours, and no it's not just cuz it's got my ultimate bias in it lmao. This year has been so shitty and it's made my depression + anxiety reach the highest possible levels but reading this, this love story filled with hope and certainty despite not knowing what the future will hold for them, made this year seem easier to cope with. Thank you so much for making this, it means the world to me. -Theatrical Gay Anon

ALRIGHT, LAST ASK AND THEN I'LL SHUT UP I PROMISE but I personally headcanon that Double Shot + Zitao stayed together till the very end. They didn't get married cuz they hate formalities but they got matching tattoos and even when they're old and grey you can still them clear as day on their wrists. When they're asked how they met no one believes their answer lol. And when Double Shot died of old age before Zitao he would sing her favorite song by her grave every Saturday -Theatrical Gay Anon

OKAY SO I know I said I was done and I know I've already sent in like, 30 bajillion asks but I'm curious does Yifan or Luhan also work at the Irish pub?? Or do they work somewhere else in the mall? Inquiring minds want to know -Theatrical Gay Anon

When I tell you this made my entire month (when you sent it weeks ago, I’ve been hanging onto these because they seriously bring me SO much joy holy crap) I am not remotely kidding j;oaisjdflkasdjfa

I am absolutely going to put on these song recs while I work on the next chapter! 

a;osdfjlaksdfjasl the fact that you stayed up late to read this warms my heart so much. It reminds me of all the times I stayed up til the ass crack of dawn reading fanfics because I simply could NOT stop reading, so the fact that you enjoyed this like that makes me helllllaaaa emo 🥰

I just??? 2020 was indeed such a long year and affected my energy and creativity and honestly don’t really remember writing this hahaha. I kind of go into a fugue state with these longer fics and they just EMERGE. So to see you reflecting back some of what I wrote allows me to enjoy the process so much more. Makes writing and tumblr fun and I seriously wish everyone writing and creating could have someone as passionate and thoughtful and hilarious as you hyping them up 🌟 it honestly feels like a GIFT and I will absolutely keep writing this series and hoping to be worthy of it 😘

We will definitely get to see more of these two in the finale fic! I got into EXO after Tao, Yifan, and Luhan left so I’m not quite as familar with their personalities, but I could definitely see Yifan working at the US Bank haha. Business suit by day and partying/flirting by night. As for Luhan I feel like he’d work somewhere like the bookstore or the music store?? somewhere quieter and more contemplative. 

Thank you again for sending this and for being you <3 I hope 2021 is a wonderful year for you and that you know how AMAZING you are 💖💖💖💖💖

[hannycho12]

About Me

answer 22 questions, then tag 22 ppl

tagged by: @ohshanksno

nicknames: Honey (lmao. Seriously though)

zodiac sign: Cancer.

Height: 5′3′ inches (161 cm)

Hogwarts House: I don’t know. Never check

Sexuality: ACE af and proud of it

Last thing I googled: How to stop stress eating.

Favorite Musician: I’m... not sure but for now it’s BTS and Jason Mraz

Following Now: 251 tumblrs

Followers: ahahahahahahaha

Do I get asks: not much. please ask me more

Sleep: What is sleep??? (Seriously though... The longest I sleep is around 5 hours long. I need to seriously fix my sleeping schedule)

Lucky Number: I don’t know. But I like 5 and 9

What I’m Wearing: Worn out jeans and gray shirt

Dream Job(s): what is dream job??? (I just want to draw for a living. Making comic and such)

Dream Trip: I want to visit Europe. enjoying all the historical places. (And ofc Japan & Korea because I’m such weaboo and koreaboo)

Favorite Food: Chocolate. Always. (And anything sweet. I have a sweet tooth)

Instruments: I suck at music. But I really want to learn violin or piano.

Languages: Indonesia, Sundanese (my two mother languange), English, Japanese (still not that good especially on reading). I want to learn Korea and Spanish too.

Favorite Song(s): For now? Love myself - BTS, Living in the moment - Jason Mraz(always my fav), Epiphany - BTS (Jin), Young - Baekhyun & Loco, Stigma - BTS (V), Awake - BTS (Jin), We young - Chanyeol & Sehun, Ko ko bop - EXO, Fall - EXO, Stay - EXO, The truth untold - BTS & Steve Aoki, Lemon - Kenshi Yonezu, Pray X - King Gnu, and many more (lmao it’s too much)

Aesthetic: Winter, Autumn, Sea, Cloud, Blue, Boy x Flower, Galaxy, Cat, Closed eyes, Baggy clothes, etc.

tagging : I don’t feel like tagging anyone. If you wan to do it you can tag yourself X)

[jaehyunz-archive]

Rules: Write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions.

I was tagged by @4uta​! thank you sasha, i wont be as funny as u but i’ll try to have fun lmao

uh idk if this is allowed or not but since my ass is a gg stan i’ll make both?? 

1. Baekhyun (exo) ✧ Yuri (snsd)

2. Hansol (rip) ✧ Soyou (sistar rip)

3. Jaehyun (nct) ✧ Nana (after school rip)

4. Changkyun (monsta x) ✧ Seulgi (red velvet)

5. Jun (svt) ✧ Yerin (gfriend)

6. Wonwoo (svt) ✧ Jihyo (twice)

7. Taemin ✧ Krystal (fx)

8. Changsub (btob) ✧ Xuan Yi (wjsn)

9. Woohyun (infinite) ✧ Nayoung (gugudan)

10. Yuto (pentagon) ✧ Mijoo (lovelyz)

OK BYE ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE HELLA FUNNY TO ME CAUSE I’M HELLA GAY AND UH MARRYING MEN? CANT RELATE but ok

1. BETWEEN 1&4: WHO WOULD YOU RATHER KISS?

Baekhyun x Changkyun and Yuri x Seulgi and hOLY FUCKING HELL LMAO ok first and foremost it’s baekhyun cause his nose is the cutest thing in the world and i’m not a cute kisser but his cheeks always ask for it!! and uh miss yurisus is the actual love of my life but she’s too old for me and miss seulgisus is right here being hot as hell so i might just [redacted]

2. BETWEEN 2&7: WHO WOULD BE YOUR BEST FRIEND?

Hansol x Taemin and Soyou x Krystal OK LMAO HANSOL IS DUMB AS FUCK BUT I KNOW HE’S HELLA FUNNY AND LOVE ME SOME FUNNY PPL???? but at the same time i’ve always said taemin is my bff (together with johnny) so i might as well just die????? between soyou and krystal it’s so hard too cause i’m very similar with both of them and i guess i’d hate them irl while loving them at the same time lksdnlfsak anyways i’ll pass this one (taemin and krystal)

3. BETWEEN 5&10: WHO HAS THE BETTER VOICE?

Jun x Yuto and Yerin x Mijoo.... love jun.... love jun’s voice.... would love to hear it someday... yuto’s voice is HOT. LOVE me some deep voice ugh also mijoo!!! love yerin’s voice but mijoo’s vocal color is so unique i love her

4. BETWEEN 1&8: WHO IS THE FUNNIEST?

Baekhyun x Changsub and Yuri x Xuan Yi GOOD BYE I’M DEAD KING OF COMEDY BYUN BAKEHYUN X KING OF COMEDY LEE CHANGSUB UGH changsub’s pisces ass is a FREAK and i LOVE his freak ass, love how i never stop laughing watching any btob videos cause they’re all a bunch of stupid idiots but baekhyun has my sense of humor and he’s the clever type of funny lmao also miss yurisus is the funniest woman ALIVE she’s a fucking dork and while i want her to step on me when she’s on the stage off stage she’s so dumb and i’m always laughing (at) with her

5. BETWEEN 6&9: WHO WOULD YOU DATE?

Wonwoo x Woohyun and Jihyo x Nayoung uhhh ok i’m against wonwoo’s cancer sun but he has some nice air placements but his leo moon would make me wanna kill him also he’s so SOFT and he doesnt talk too much but me neither lmao woohyun’s pisces venus is against me BUT he’s an extrovert and he’s an aquarius which means i’d choose wonwoo lsdnfkls nayoung.... my queen.... her sagitarius stellium scares me lmao but jihyo’s cap venus and scorpio moon??? hot

6. BETWEEN 9&10: WHO WOULD YOU DO A COLLABORATION WITH?

Woohyun x Yuto and Nayoung x Mijoo uh a eat and sleep collab with woohyun 100% lmao miss nayoung can make me do a collab with the floor as she steps on both of us

7. BETWEEN 4&8: WHO IS THE BEST DANCER?

Changkyun x Changsub and Seulgi x Xuan Yi LMAO DANCE KINGS CHANGKYUN AND CHANGSUB LKSNFLKASD but changkyun!!!! also seulgi QUEEN of dancing

8. BETWEEN 3&5: WHO WOULD YOU MOST LIKELY MARRY?

Jaehyun x Jun and Nana x Yerin ok!! jaehyun is my actual soulmate we’re made for each other he’s my other half idk a mark i’m the one for jaehyun BUT we’re too similar it’s fucking creepy and idk if i’d want to have anything to deal with someone as similar as me lmao it’s a shame tho :/ and jun is a gemini and an STEREOTYPICAL ONE to be even (worse) better but he likes to read and be at home (and so does jaehyun lmao) but i’ll choose jun just cause i dont wanna marry myself and this is what marrying jaehyun sounds like lmao between nana and yerin.....one is a libra and the other is a leo and i wanna DIE before i marry either of them but uh waking up to a goddess by my side wouldnt be so bad so nana

9. BETWEEN 1&7: WHO WOULD YOU NURSE WHEN THEY ARE SICK?

baekhyun x taemin and yuri x krystal lol i’m not a nurse (i dropped college) but it’s 100% baekhyun cause he’s the type to not take care of himself when he’s sick and then he’ll get even sicker because of that so him! taemin would too tbh but i can play baekhyun’s games while i pretend i’m taking care of him so it’s a win win situation lmao also miss yurisus has a good health so i’ll kiss her ankle while i feed krystal with some soup

10. BETWEEN 2&3: WHO HAS A BETTER SMILE?

hansol x jaehyun and soyou x nana OK BYE LOVE HANSOL LOVE HANSOL’S SMILE WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT MORE OFTEN CAUSE IT ALWAYS MAKES ME HAPPY BUT JAEHYUN :( has the prettiest smile in the whole world :( it’s so cute and soft and his DIMPLES!! also his teeth are so cute and when he does that cute shy smile it’s so ADORABLE and when he smiles really bright cause he’s really excited or happy it just makes me so warm inside and i LOVE A BOY WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SMILE IN THE WORLD!!!!!! also nana!!! has a dazzling smile!! when she smiles flowers grow but SOYOU’S SMILE IS SO CUTE CAUSE HER CHEEKS ARE SO CUTE but bye it’s nana :/

11. BETWEEN 6&8: WHO WOULD YOU VACATION WITH?

wonwoo x changsub and jihyo x xuan yi LMAO CHANGSUB!! it’d be the best vacation ever, walking around and meeting places while he talks about some random stuff his pisces ass thinks at the moment or being at home and laughing without stopping cause he’s telling some random story about that one time eunkwang did something funny (everytime) and xuan yi!!!!! it’d be also so funny and cute and she’s so smart, we could go places and she’d tell me something she read about it

ok bye this was fun so i’ll tag @kkobuksol, @redlvet, @ytsgf, @yutatour, @fuckjohnny, @soyousgf, @i-adore-jihansol and @06pray but none of you have to do it!!

[iu]

hey i kinda want to start stanning exo but i don't know shit about them. could you give me a little description about each member? i think you have a cool opinion about stuff lol. thanks!

ooooh idk if im the best one to ask but sure kgjfhgdf ill do my best… best way would be to watch their shows! for suho id watch fluttering india, for chanyeol id watch his roommate episodes, for lay id watch his chinese shows like go fighting or others (idk them that well sry;;). overall for all the dudez id watch their exomentary episodes since they do show their personalities pretty well! ok sooo… ill b biased u can see who i know/like better than the others.. also this isnt Truth yknow just my perception

xiumin - i used to bias him a few years back. nice chill dude, very Dude Bro in my opinion, but as we rmr exo described him as the one who wakes up first n nags on the others. close friends with chen. talented in singing and dancing and yet no1 knows abt it. the oldest and that shows

chen - honestly an angel man. THE vocal of exo, makes a lot of noise if excited. overall seems like a very caring and wholesome person. wrote she’s dreaming the best exo song???

lay - i… honestly to god…. dont know him well. ive never seen his chinese variety and he isnt as present in their korean variety because of the language barrier, but nonetheless he is an extremely talented and hardworking man. not only is he a talented dancer and vocalist, he works very hard at writing his own music, once lost his usb drive with all his work so he redid it all..

chanyeol - is allergic to both cats and dogs and Yet gropes every one that comes in a 100ft radius to him, so if that doesnt tell you what kinda man he is idk what does. google “chanyeol ferret” for the best google search of ur life. used to be part of a ferret loving club. also writes music, had more than one vlive in which he would eat mcdonalds at 2am in his music studio. the kinda dude who hits too hard when laughs but also falls on the floor n is the last one to let the joke go when everyone else stopped already

kyungsoo - hes.. interesting.. loves to cook loves his mom. with his teammates he can jokingly punch/pinch/kick them but with a romantic interest hed be the opposite i feel. AMAZING actor (pure love, its okay its love r my faves of his). hates when fans call him by his real name so i deduce he wants to keep his private life away from his public one. the kind to hang out in fancy suits with his actor friends after watching anime in his bed for a week. husband material

kai - second youngest. imo? silly kid.. like the boy next door kinda vibe. will cheese if sees a pupper and b very sweet and gentle with it. can b very thoughtful. turns into pure talent when onstage… hes lonely i remember him saying that. that he doesnt have a lot of friends to hang out with

sehun - maknae. with his hyungs he will be this spoiled brat persona, but honestly sehun is the one holding exo together no joke. hes sosoooosoos hardworking the boy spent nights learning basic mandarin and japanese (with suhos help) for promotions and was super proud to show it off. also is a very very hard worker when it comes to dancing. but. honestly i tried watching his vlives and exomentaries the boys boring as a sandwich bag. like he rlly needs an entourage to be more interesting cos thats when he starts sassing the mmbrs n all that. would die for exo. super close with suho

suho - i used to be hardcore into him for more than a year so ive got a lot to say. social butterfly. doesnt have an insta and yet appears on everyone else’s hangin out with them. leader. any mess u hear abt $uho??? forget it.. the boy’s been talking about refunds for stuff he bought on at least 4 different occasions. he’s sweet n shy n talented. thats of the nicer traits. from the worse one hes app not v clean in his dorms .__.// also can b v Specific n Annoying abt lil things like they told a story of how suho would hate anyone touching his bag in the dance studio so baekhyun would purposefully sit on it lmao. does indeed make a lot of dad jokes n jus wants ppl to laugh at them :( a lil bit of a health freak like would eat salads constantly n not eat yummy foods

baekhyun - he’s////// idk/// i lov him//// ok ill get the worst ones out the way hes Gross like a Gross Boy kinda gross he said he doesnt hold his farts n would walk around naked. but at the same time he has lil things like, its v important to him how a person smells, he cares abt fresh/clean smells on people. is overall a big Nerd who plays overwatch and LoL all day in his dorm .___. good frenz with heechul. super supportive bby, loves n supports all exo mmbrs, and like, is friends with all of them in their own way.. like he finds common ground with all the members somehow. is the cuuuutessstt towards the fans, really cherishes them and would give a kidney for them. hes sosoosososoosos osososoos talented when he sings he gives it his 100% every time he’s so passionate and heartfelt.. can b very silly but can also b v calm and quiet he’s got it balanced out rlly well.. is always the heart of a group, tries to dissipate any tension and be the one to make people laugh

[chogisad]

yall need to stop rebloggin pictures of exordium la . my post concert depression is coming back.

Like thinking back to it. it was such a fucking roller coaster??? Like my OREGONIAN ass waited OUTSIDE in the CALIFORNIAN sun for 14 HOURS??? Only to be played by the forum’s staff and given useless bracelets and shouted at??? i got onto the floor before the concert started and I was very much crying (like real ass tears) because we’d waited for so long and yet i couldnt see the stage cuz my ass is only 5 FT AND I THOUGHT ID B OKAY IN THE PIT???

 And i was legit crying and then these two girls, bless their hearts, were like “Here, you can have our spot. we’re taller.” and i was like ???? good ppl still exist??? and i cried even harder and KEEP IN MIND the concert hasnt even started.

And the rest of the night is literally a blur??? I remember shouting Chogiwa so loud i almost barfed out my lung. I remember making my way to like the second row and Sehun was RIGHT THERE?? AND KYUNGSOO?? AND BAEKHYUN??? AND JONGIN??? and i remember just shouting things like “fuck it up minseok! thats fucking right! fuck me up! sehun invented dancing jot that down!” and i remember just deadass crying during Moonlight (and the next day  i got the tattoo heheheh) and im pretty sure i blacked out uring the artifical love stage but i remember shouting “he did that.” over and over and asking ppl if this was real life. and the transformer choreo. and RUN. and the fireworks and confetti and i remember that feeling of belonging, of love and this is super corny but the run stage honestly means so much to me because that feeling of ‘this is almost over’ but also ‘im so fucking happy i got to experience this’was unimaginable. one f the best most wholesome moments of my entire life when run came on and i was sobbing yall because i was so happy and (oh my god i went on youtube just now to rewatch some videos and found my ass on someones fan cam lmao) but omg.

LETS TALK ABOUT EXORDIUM LA MORE PLZ IM GETTING EMO