#can i blame this on my mommy issues 🧍🧍🧍

[faybellesbeauty]

The most. random Kitty headcanons I came up with in science (while actively burning a liquid that could’ve killed me):

• Mommy issues.

• Has kind of always known she’s not straight? I mean, she grew up in wonderland so everyone was a bit ”weird”. You can’t blame her for not wanting that prince-and-princess-fairytale crap everyone else was talking about

• Has earbuds on 25/8. Literally ALL THE TIME. Has been complained about by everyone she’s ever been anywhere with (including The Wonderlandians™️ god do they complain about it)

• She listens to any genre from heavy metal to k-pop as long as she likes the song

• Somehow always has everything anyone could ever need; Hungry? A goddamn five course meal. Headache? (Probably illegal) painkillers that work like they were sent from heaven

• Joint hypermobility. She can just do cool tricks (thumb to wrist, bagel legs, prayer hands behind back etc. etc.) but never had issues otherwise

• If she was in the human world she would absolutely watch shows like Criminal Minds, B99, Blue Bloods and whatever cop / agent dramas there are

• Super flirty but in a not obvious way?? Or everyone else is just extra dense, depends.

• Her gaydar is insane. She could walk past someone without even glancing at them and go ”oh she’s bi for sure”

• She absolutely adores all animals but nobody knows because it goes against everything they know about her. And the fact that she’s quite literally a cat(-hybrid??)

• Can’t cook AT ALL. Will not elaborate. Maddie has enough stories about that.

• Sometimes annoys Cerise for fun because of the cat-dog stereotype. She actually enjoys being chased and spending time with her though

• She’s super insecure of her smile. It just,, makes sense to me I can’t really explain why 🧍

• Actually despises Wonderland but physically can’t hate it or express the feeling

these are just a fraction of my thoughts about her!!!! i have over 200 Kitty hcs!!!!!!

also i might do a separate one for Cerise and Kitty because they’re taking over my brain (both platonically and romantically)

[kusuokisser]

kusuo fucking "my mommy told me to say sorry 🧍" AND PKAY maybe I'm just a sucker for seeing kusuo suffer at his own hands. Sue Me.

ANDDD TBH ur rofjt he probably wouldnt talkn to jis mommy shes too constant for that. in my little freakhead kusup is like terrified of the idea of permanence because he knows rhat if he putnhis mind to ot nothing is permanent with him. hes lekk "i cMY FICKING KEYBOARD IS LAGGING SO BAD IM SORRU ABOUT MY WPRST THAN USUAL TYPING anyways hes like "i coild end thr world on three days sooo im endangering everyone who comes near me i should probably let them live theor loves peacefully" and itsliek Dude. Shut Up. Whwre was i going with this ummmmm

i think ku goes to the bottom of the ocean and cries a bit (he tells himself its just ocean water but in the back of his mind he knows better) and spme sea ghost sees and is like AyeAye Matey Im Snotching To The Perv and toritsuka is like What the fuck man. You can go to the bottom of the ocean and sob like a baby but you cant tell me youre sorry? And Its Liek Yeah Thatd Basically The Idea. He very Often goes to the depths of the sea rather than facing his issues because like in the ocean he gets to watch thr fish pass.

In the big fucking book im speedreadinf right now they have a part where the dead mom is talking to her son and shes like "Kings grow to be very large and powerful, simple actions like sitting or stepping can ACTUALLY BETTER AND FAR MORE AUTISTIC EXAMPLE five hargreeves of umbrella academy fame says something along the lines of"people like us will never save enough lives to make up for the ones we take. this is the price of being powefful, sometimes we step on ants" and i think its very kusup coded. iirc viktor (tua) says something about how as a kid hed always get sad when people stepped on the ants and i NO STOP sorry i almost went on a tua rant instead of saiki. Anyways I think in a way saiki and toritsuka kind of embody the interaction between five and viktor in their own respective ways. actually i think reita is a lot more klaus coded but you arent here to listen to me draw autistic parallels youre here for torisai.

i think that kusuo often goes to desolate areas that are densely populated with non-human entities because it helps remind him that all creatures deserve to be understood and respected and if he cannot blame one fish for swimming in a school then he cant blame his friends for wanting to be near him. idk how my brain is fried right now but it makes sense to ME.

oomf is slowly converting me to torisai.. like. yeah... youre right... they are total losers.... total losers in love.....yeah..

[princekirijo]

You guys are so lucky I don't talk about Genshin on here so you don't have to see me turn into a rabid animal over the recent anniversary art