#can Wukong attest to not being the dad? yeah take him to family court and they’ll figure it out

[quesocheeso]

3am idea-

Pigsy is the one to hammer in that Wukong didn't cheat.

Macaque checked out Xiaotian and, seeing Tang and his certain...resemblance, drew some conclusions. Of course, he wants to tell Pigsy immediately that his partner is a cheating wh-

He doesn't get the chance for a while until S3, when Macaque finally gets the chance to ask about Xiaotian, unaware of the giant box he opened until Pigsy is ranting about the "assholes who abandoned a toddler in the rain-"

Except that doesn't make sense, his mate would never abandon a child, unless Wukong didn't cheat.

...LBD possesses him before he can apologize.

Macaque trying to stir up shit is so funny,, he just like me fr

Good plot anon, though I think that wouldn’t really work in the au

I think we need to remember I’m here for the drama, but like realistic drama

So while Pigsy can attest that MK is adopted, that’s kinda even worse because now there’s no one who can attest to how MK came to be, Pigsy can take Tang out of the blame list so that’s good, and while Macaque can take Wukong’s name out of the blame list because he wouldn’t abandon a child, that don’t mean MK’s “other parent” wouldn’t have the guts to do it

I also want to say how Macaque doesn’t outright accuse Wukong about anything, I think I’ve mentioned he technically has no right in a way, but he beats around the bush and does small comments and insinuates things trying to get Wukong to spill the beans while trying to act like he’s indifferent to it (newsflash he is not)

He is gauging what precautions he needs to take to ensure that his own kids are safe and able to maintain their birthrights